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(Gigwise)   "No one cared when he built a school with his bare hands." The most hysterical internet reactions to Justin Bieber's DUI arrest   (gigwise.com) divider line 36
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2014-01-24 09:34:12 AM
Didn't get past "you don't know the whole story."

We've been reading about this douche and his stupidity for years. If he wasn't rich and white, his ass would have been in jail a long time ago.
 
2014-01-24 10:04:58 AM
"No one cared when he built a school with his bare hands."

but you fark ONE sheep...
 
2014-01-24 10:11:30 AM
When I built a school, I put on my bear hands to keep my hands from getting dirty.
 
2014-01-24 10:15:28 AM
These kids are a two liter bottle of Faygo away from being Juggalos.
 
2014-01-24 10:16:15 AM
Time will be generous to that little hack.  In about 50 years, kids in college will be hanging a poster of his mugshot on their wall not really understanding how truly, truly awful he was.  There's a precedent for this kind of thing:

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2014-01-24 10:18:45 AM
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No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
 
2014-01-24 10:22:46 AM
I weep for the future.
 
2014-01-24 10:27:55 AM
It's weird and creepy but not as weird and creepy as obsessed Bronies.
 
2014-01-24 10:29:09 AM

Glitchwerks: It's weird and creepy but not as weird and creepy as obsessed Bronies.


this
 
2014-01-24 10:33:20 AM
I say we threadjack this thread and post anything that is better than the original thread!  I'll start

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Sir Patrick Stewart, as MacBeth
 
2014-01-24 10:34:28 AM

Glitchwerks: It's weird and creepy but not as weird and creepy as obsessed Bronies.


files.gamebanana.com

/I keed because I love...
 
2014-01-24 10:39:57 AM
Well at least after being released from jail he went home to reflect on his life, thinking about where things went wrong and how he can turn his life around for the better. Just kidding, his dad took him to a bar to get drunk, even though he's only 19 and was just arrested for DUI. His dad is the one who also helped block off the road with SUVs so Justin could drag race, which is what got him arrested. And his mother says he needs to go to rehab, but his mother is his pill supplier. PARENTING FAIL.
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2014-01-24 10:41:33 AM

A10Mechanic: I say we threadjack this thread and post anything that is better than the original thread!  I'll start

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Sir Patrick Stewart, as MacBeth


Damn he looks badass! Is that a filmed version or just a stage version. Cause I would love to see him as MacBeth.
 
2014-01-24 10:58:30 AM
Random people tweet aggregation. My favorite!
 
2014-01-24 10:58:58 AM

FlashHarry: "No one cared when he built a school with his bare hands."

but you fark ONE sheep...


Came here for that! Well done!
 
2014-01-24 11:00:54 AM
It's probably horrible schadenfreude and karma, but is it too much to wish this happens the next time he drag races?

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Lil' bastard was DUI, no problems with him ending up as a splat on the road as long as he doesn't take anyone else with him.

/too soon?
 
2014-01-24 11:14:20 AM
I've been seeing stuff like this; basically all my friends are letting him have it with both barrells:
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2014-01-24 11:24:35 AM

FlashHarry: "No one cared when he built a school with his bare hands."

but you fark ONE sheep...


HEY!  That's *my* joke and I resent your use of a different farm animal....

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2014-01-24 11:50:59 AM
Yeah, "building a school with (your) bare hands" doesn't count when you're talking about Legos.
 
2014-01-24 11:56:09 AM
Watching the CBC's Neil MacDonald do the Justin Bieber story last night was amusing. A former White House correspondent uttering the words "Bizzle got lippy" made me so happy.

/Neil is Norm's brother
 
2014-01-24 11:59:42 AM
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2014-01-24 12:02:57 PM

A10Mechanic: I say we threadjack this thread and post anything that is better than the original thread!  I'll start

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Sir Patrick Stewart, as MacBeth


I liked him as Othello at the shakespeare theater company (In D.C. many years ago).
 
2014-01-24 12:06:38 PM

stonelotus: [i1207.photobucket.com image 650x365]


The real builders of the house with their bare hands are behind him and the other douchnozzle, who just did some easy stuff for 5 minutes while the cameras were there, then took off.
 
2014-01-24 12:10:02 PM

bluorangefyre: I've been seeing stuff like this; basically all my friends are letting him have it with both barrells:
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I met Rob Van Winkle one time at the Supercross qualifier in St Louis, which was not open to the public.  We sat next to him and his wife. He actually seemed pretty cool and non-dickish for the 4 or 5 hours I was around him. I don't think I could last five minutes around Bieber and resist the urge to bend him over my knee, spank his ass, and ground him.
 
2014-01-24 12:11:24 PM
if you're going to post pics of Patrick Stewart doing Shakespeare at least make it interesting.

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2014-01-24 12:32:35 PM
Ok, which is worse, Juggalos or Belibers?
 
2014-01-24 12:39:23 PM

Richard C Stanford: Ok, which is worse, Juggalos or Belibers?


Browncoats.

Rapmaster2000: When I built a school, I put on my bear hands to keep my hands from getting dirty.


Bear hands?  Never seen them outside of a bear suit.

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2014-01-24 01:20:37 PM

edmo: Didn't get past "you don't know the whole story."

We've been reading about this douche and his stupidity for years. If he wasn't rich and white, his ass would have been in jail a long time ago.


FTFY.  Any run of the mill white person would have done time already for egging a billionair's house.  His race isn't saving him there.  If he gets saved, it's 100% about his money.
 
2014-01-24 01:43:32 PM

Richard C Stanford: Ok, which is worse, Juggalos or Belibers?


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2014-01-24 02:31:14 PM

Walker: Well at least after being released from jail he went home to reflect on his life, thinking about where things went wrong and how he can turn his life around for the better. Just kidding, his dad took him to a bar to get drunk, even though he's only 19 and was just arrested for DUI. His dad is the one who also helped block off the road with SUVs so Justin could drag race, which is what got him arrested. And his mother says he needs to go to rehab, but his mother is his pill supplier. PARENTING FAIL.
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Hey...if they want to keep getting their allowance, they gotta WORK for it
 
2014-01-24 06:32:40 PM

Richard C Stanford: Ok, which is worse, Juggalos or Belibers?


Beliebers will grow out of it, Juggalos are farked for life.
 
2014-01-24 09:24:04 PM

Billy Liar: Yeah, "building a school with (your) bare hands" doesn't count when you're talking about Legos.


What is this, a school for ANTS?
 
2014-01-24 09:52:03 PM

Walker: stonelotus: [i1207.photobucket.com image 650x365]

The real builders of the house with their bare hands are behind him and the other douchnozzle, who just did some easy stuff for 5 minutes while the cameras were there, then took off.


This.

Some celebs are real about doing helpful things, but this is not one of those 'real' people.
 
2014-01-24 10:00:12 PM

freetomato: bluorangefyre: I've been seeing stuff like this; basically all my friends are letting him have it with both barrells:
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I met Rob Van Winkle one time at the Supercross qualifier in St Louis, which was not open to the public.  We sat next to him and his wife. He actually seemed pretty cool and non-dickish for the 4 or 5 hours I was around him. I don't think I could last five minutes around Bieber and resist the urge to bend him over my knee, spank his ass, and ground him.


He was the only good part of "That's my Boy!"  It made me want to watch a movie about him instead of giving more money to Adam Sandler.
 
kab
2014-01-25 01:46:58 AM

edmo: If he wasn't rich and white, his ass would have been in jail a long time ago.


Probably for no more than 15 days.  Just ask this guy:
 
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2014-01-25 10:02:10 AM
Oh good! Humorous reactions to Bieber's arrest.

::reads the article::

Oh right, hysterical has more than one meaning.  Never Mind.
 
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