The Why Not Guy: The whole "gays have style" thing may be a cliche but it's not always true. In my experience there's not much worse than the living room of two gay men with a bit of money. I could show you horrors...
zimbomba63: Oh, just work in some glitter and fetish straps, and they'll be OK with it.Anyway, what's the problem? It's just like working at the Our Lady of Perpetual Perversions parish.
i.r.id10t: If you read any of the Myth series by Robert Asprin, there is a gay mafioso... he's the Fairy Godfather.
wellreadneck: They should have gone with beige, ivory, taupe, black, gray, or white.You know, neutral colors.
Diogenes: wellreadneck: They should have gone with beige, ivory, taupe, black, gray, or white.You know, neutral colors.And then if you want some flair, accessorize. Plus it makes your outfits more modular.
mongbiohazard: What, is a radical faction of them assassinating the pope tomorrow night? Don't they carry halberds?
Molavian: i.r.id10t: If you read any of the Myth series by Robert Asprin, there is a gay mafioso... he's the Fairy Godfather.Don Bruce, right? I'm not going to google it, but those books were some of my favorites growing up. Thanks for reminding me of them.
XMark: Maybe it's just because I've been binge-watching it on Netflix recently, but I totally read that headline in the voice of Archer.
lelio: allegedly convinced the guard to join him for dinner only to tell him that he should be "served for dessert,"Oh come on clergy, that's like something I would read out of the Twilight series. Get some new material.Wait a second, the Voluturi are from Italy....[2.bp.blogspot.com image 604x436]/ not that I've paid any attention to the books
abhorrent1: Gays in the catholic church? The hell?
Buttknuckle: Okay, I may be off the mark, but I'm pretty sure you are referring to the molestation. If that is the case, please continue reading:I know you were just making a joke, but it is seriously offensive to us gays when straight people relate homosexuality and molestation in any way. It is just as disgusting for you (hopefully) as it is for us. That is all.
The Why Not Guy: Buttknuckle: Okay, I may be off the mark, but I'm pretty sure you are referring to the molestation. If that is the case, please continue reading:I know you were just making a joke, but it is seriously offensive to us gays when straight people relate homosexuality and molestation in any way. It is just as disgusting for you (hopefully) as it is for us. That is all.It's a pretty open secret that there are a lot of gay priests in the Catholic Church. This is anecdotal and not meant to be presented as evidence, but three priests from the parish I grew up in died of AIDS. Two were no surprise; the third was. Now, living in another city, I know two gay men who used to be priests.The point is that the Catholic Church's treatment of gays in the real world varies greatly from parish to parish. Few parishes are openly supportive of gays, but in many parishes "don't ask, don't tell" or rather "we don't need to ask because it's obvious, let's just agree not to talk about it" is the rule.
HypnozombieX: Welll what did they think was going to happen when they tell people that something about them for which they have no control over is totally and completely evil in every way and the only way to get away from it is to get closer to the church. They end up really close to the church and, hey wadda ya know, they're still gayvampires. One day the Catholic church will be completely gayundead and people will be soooo confused about their anti-gayvampire policies.
ciberido: Nobody expects the gay mafia.
RobSeace: ciberido: Nobody expects the gay mafia.Will they make me an offer that I can't help but find FABULOUS? I hope they don't send me to sleep with the rainbow fishes...
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