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2014-01-24 09:57:47 AM  
Maybe stopping the cop that passed him at 1:12 might have helped?
 
2014-01-24 10:10:42 AM  
Well. It can't be Russia. The guy getting out of the vehicle isn't armed with a baseball bat and no one was driving 100km over the speed limit. It was just some short white American douche bag.
 
2014-01-24 10:31:26 AM  

unitednihilists: Maybe stopping the cop that passed him at 1:12 might have helped?


I did not know that US cops drove around in taxis, the more you know...
 
2014-01-24 10:39:25 AM  

eurotrash: unitednihilists: Maybe stopping the cop that passed him at 1:12 might have helped?

I did not know that US cops drove around in taxis, the more you know...


Cop could have been getting a ride to the airport.
 
2014-01-24 10:49:19 AM  
Soo... The cops don't have a way to cross check a license plate and vehicle, compare it to the vehicle registration and locate said douchebag?
 
2014-01-24 11:02:39 AM  
But did the foo' check himself?
 
2014-01-24 11:21:39 AM  
What happened a minute or two earlier, before the video starts?
 
2014-01-24 11:35:16 AM  

Da Bum: Soo... The cops don't have a way to cross check a license plate and vehicle, compare it to the vehicle registration and locate said douchebag?


exactly.
 
2014-01-24 12:14:18 PM  
Based on behavior I've witnessed, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that the Mad Slapper is a cop
 
2014-01-24 12:49:04 PM  
almost a year old and much copied

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBtE-SwEnM4
Crazy Guy hits motorcyclist Road Rage by Porygon - 649,615 views
Published on May 7, 2013
UPDATE: To those that are asking, I did go back to the police with a formal complaint and the will to prosecute the attacker. Inkedbeast76 helped me tremendously with this effort by guiding me through the whole process. I am forever grateful for such help, especially for someone to help a stranger from YouTube! Everything is in order and I have ID'd the attacker and now it's just a matter of waiting for the results or the call from the PD.

Just for everyone to know. I was NOT trying to race him, and I know the video makes it seem so. But I just wanted to pass him since I noticed he kept staying right next to me. I accelerated a bit to pass him but slowed down when I noticed I was approaching speed limit as well the a yellow light. The guy, for some odd reason, cut right behind me when I passed him, cutting off my friend and tailing me very closely (according to my friend). I didn't notice him behind me since he did it so abruptly, I assume he either got pissed that he thought I was trying to race him? Or that I purposely brake checked him? I was about to tell him that my intention wasn't was to race him but he got all macho on me.

And for those that are wondering. YES I took his little slap to the head. No harm done. I'm not an aggressive guy, I assumed this was another typical road rage, let the guy do his little act and be on with it. Of course I wanted to punch him but that would've made matters worse with all the people watching. If he had tried to take another swing at me then I would've gotten off to defend myself, but 1 little slap was no big deal.


 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywcvYkPDswM
Prior Crazy Guy Hits Motorcyclist Road Rage by Porygon
Published on May 16, 2013
NOTE: The officer asked me to take down the video since the case has been filed to the DA. He said something about the more the video (evidence) is known or being spread, the less it can be used. If it's too crazy then at best it will be a "he said, she said" type of thing. I have taken the video down temporarily until things are settled. I'm not really sure how the evidence thing works so if any of you guys know, please enlighten me =]. Ride Safe Everyone!

This is what happened after I saw the VW GTI:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBtE-SwEnM4 or as most of you know, the viral road rage video =]

I know a lot of people have been asking or wondering why I didn't post anything BEFORE meeting the dude. Well that's because the clip you saw was my first encounter with this guy. And to stop all the accusations that I probably pissed him off earlier or something, here's a clip BEFORE I actually met the guy.

I left my house and rode to California Ave. I view myself as a courteous rider and I try to ride as safe as possible.

As you can see towards the end when I first encounter the guy, nothing happened between us. I saw the guy laughing or smiling and pointing at me (I assume he was smiling about the camera as most people do). I gave him a head nod for a "hi" and my friend did as well.

My friend did a small rev, but it was from our friendly "conversation." Something bikers do when people are looking and waving around saying hi to people. It was by no means inferring that we wanted to race. If we wanted to race, we would've rev'd our engines louder and multiple times to try and start something or we could've just told him that we wanted to race or flip him off.

And to all you "tough" guys out there. You deal with it your way and I deal with it my way. I'm not saying which way is better but this is how I handled my situation, there are things I could've done better but we all live and learn. If you want to fight someone, go fight them...your situation, your way, mine situation, my way. Thanks.
 
2014-01-24 12:50:09 PM  

Da Bum: Soo... The cops don't have a way to cross check a license plate and vehicle, compare it to the vehicle registration and locate said douchebag?


Yes, they do.. but most are simply too farking stupid to know how to do it with one hand holding a donut and the other hand either vigorously rubbing their genitals or assaulting some civilian. Or vigorously rubbing their genitals with a donut while assaulting some civilian!

/chances are if they didn't find out who it was within 5 seconds, it is a cop and they are not going to tell who it is - so it will be left up to the Net to find out who it is. Then....
 
2014-01-24 12:53:28 PM  
Your blog sucks.  This video is from last May, and nobody is looking for the guy now (if they ever were).
 
2014-01-24 01:10:56 PM  
I can see exactly what happened. It happens atleast 4 times every day on my way to and from work. It goes like this:

Helmet cam pulls up at intersection, VW douche pulls up beside him with left blinker on indicating that he purposefully got out of the left lane so he could "go to the front of the line". VW douche naturally assumed that his lead foot and want to be in the left lane again trumps Helmet cam's right-of-way and standard acceleration. So when the light turns green, both vehicles take off at the same speed, then helmet cam moves ahead. VW douche feels that he's been slighted because helmet cam didn't immediately yield to him, because VW douche is just that important. fark the douche, hope he dies alone and in pain.

/people do this selfish shiat all the time
//I have a lead foot and I accelerate up to the speed limit
///every single day I'll see someone 5 or 6 cars back leave their lane to get to the front of the line, only to act appalled that I don't slow my normal driving down so they can selfishly get infront of me
///fark you, you know what lane you needed to be in and you deliberately left it
//I have no obligation to let you infront of me, you can get back in line or circle the block, you self-important asshole.
 
2014-01-24 01:17:56 PM  

HairBolus: I know a lot of people have been asking or wondering why I didn't post anything BEFORE meeting the dude. Well that's because the clip you saw was my first encounter with this guy. And to stop all the accusations that I probably pissed him off earlier or something, here's a clip BEFORE I actually met the guy.


If you go look at his "here's what happened prior" video and his "zomg this guy slapped me" video, you can see that there's a substantial gap between them that he's not including. The "prior" video ends with him looking across the intersection where there are only three cars waiting. The "zomg" video starts with him looking across the intersection where there's a dozen cars waiting. Why no continuous video? My guess is because of what occurred during those 30 seconds.
 
2014-01-24 02:20:10 PM  

Theaetetus: HairBolus: I know a lot of people have been asking or wondering why I didn't post anything BEFORE meeting the dude. Well that's because the clip you saw was my first encounter with this guy. And to stop all the accusations that I probably pissed him off earlier or something, here's a clip BEFORE I actually met the guy.

If you go look at his "here's what happened prior" video and his "zomg this guy slapped me" video, you can see that there's a substantial gap between them that he's not including. The "prior" video ends with him looking across the intersection where there are only three cars waiting. The "zomg" video starts with him looking across the intersection where there's a dozen cars waiting. Why no continuous video? My guess is because of what occurred during those 30 seconds.


Yep, it doesn't look like we have all the information here.
 
2014-01-24 03:10:47 PM  

change1211: Yep, it doesn't look like we have all the information here.


This being FARK, I'm sure everyone will calmly wait until all the information comes to light before making any rash decisions on who is "guilty".

/and yea, I know it's old news
 
2014-01-24 03:13:40 PM  
Ducati is the best road bike made.
 
2014-01-24 03:32:41 PM  

Theaetetus: HairBolus: I know a lot of people have been asking or wondering why I didn't post anything BEFORE meeting the dude. Well that's because the clip you saw was my first encounter with this guy. And to stop all the accusations that I probably pissed him off earlier or something, here's a clip BEFORE I actually met the guy.

If you go look at his "here's what happened prior" video and his "zomg this guy slapped me" video, you can see that there's a substantial gap between them that he's not including. The "prior" video ends with him looking across the intersection where there are only three cars waiting. The "zomg" video starts with him looking across the intersection where there's a dozen cars waiting. Why no continuous video? My guess is because of what occurred during those 30 seconds.


OMG 30 seconds of missing video !!!    OMG 30 seconds !


files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2014-01-24 05:58:27 PM  
What did the MC rider apologize for?  If I were him, and I were innocent, I would definitely have sped off down a side street when some random psycho gets to stepping up to me from out of his car.  I ain't going to jail over some loser 'bro' who wants to scrap.

It strongly seems that the MC rider was acutely aware that he'd done something offensive so it wasn't exactly a random stranger, and that's why he was embarrassed ... and boy, did he ever totally submit to a biatch-slapping!  You don't just sit there, stunned, when some angry dude comes at you unless you're down bad and facing the music.  If that's what happened, then he should have let that be a lesson to him.  At the end of the day, it's no harm, no foul, lesson learned.
 
2014-01-24 07:41:48 PM  

CoonAce: What did the MC rider apologize for?  If I were him, and I were innocent, I would definitely have sped off down a side street when some random psycho gets to stepping up to me from out of his car.  I ain't going to jail over some loser 'bro' who wants to scrap.

It strongly seems that the MC rider was acutely aware that he'd done something offensive so it wasn't exactly a random stranger, and that's why he was embarrassed ... and boy, did he ever totally submit to a biatch-slapping!  You don't just sit there, stunned, when some angry dude comes at you unless you're down bad and facing the music.  If that's what happened, then he should have let that be a lesson to him.  At the end of the day, it's no harm, no foul, lesson learned.


Jesus, just shut up.
 
2014-01-25 12:08:59 AM  
Generally, police and sheriff's are lazy sacks who sit and fill out forms then go places and try to "resolve" complaints so they don't have to fill out more forms.

10:1 odds that the cops will do absolutely nothing about this except maybe lip service.  They do nothing unless they personally witness something and even then they generally take into account how much trouble it will be to do their duty.

Their response time in this area is ~45minutes to 3 hours.

And I live in a white, affluent area.  I would wager they are really slow in other areas.

It is pointless to even call them unless I need to get a police report number for an insurance claim.  Actually thinking that they could ever "solve" a crime, you have got to be kidding.
 
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