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(Yahoo)   Shopping carts hurt 66 children a day, 65 of them who just watched reruns of "Jackass"   ( divider line
    More: Scary, design change, Center for Injury Research, study period, emergency rooms, U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission  
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1242 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2014 at 8:58 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-24 09:15:31 AM  
2 votes:

Invincible Sky Lizard: Whatever happened to "whom?"  Doesn't anybody use "whom" anymore?

Knock knock: "Who's there?"
"To who?"
"To whom..."
2014-01-24 09:05:17 AM  
2 votes:

fireclown: Are these legitimate sporting carts, or are these assault carts?

Assault carts got banned in the early 90s.
2014-01-24 09:44:57 AM  
1 vote:
2014-01-24 09:35:59 AM  
1 vote:
Can we please have a serious discussion in this country about shopping cart control? Does the average citizen REALLY need to buy so much stuff at one time that they need a big box with wheels to carry it all? What are you compensating for, anyways? I guess that 65 injured kids per day is just the price we have to pay so that your fat ass can get 200 boxes of Hot Pockets from the store to your car. At the very least we need to limit the number of shopping carts available at any one store to 8. We also need to limit the amount of add-ons you can put on a cart. Baby carrier? Fine. Price scanner? Okay. Both? What the hell is your problem, cart-nut? Are you trying to kill us all!??
2014-01-24 09:08:18 AM  
1 vote:
The shopping cart's design, incidentally, was created by Sylvan Goldman, owner of the now-defunct Humpty-Dumpty grocery chain.

Do the math, parents.
2014-01-24 09:00:46 AM  
1 vote:

Look I've got some thoughts on this as well, believe it, but can we please focus here?
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