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2014-01-24 09:04:24 AM
Using a fork lift is an effective way to raze property values.
 
2014-01-24 09:11:53 AM
This is the song written for the train chase. This is the chase, Rocky and Ken. He tried to kill me with a forklift. Olé!
 
2014-01-24 10:27:42 AM
A forklift actually sounds a pretty non-crazy way of destroying a house.   It would be crazy to use...say...a stuffed teddy bear.
 
2014-01-24 10:31:16 AM

stpauler: This is the song written for the train chase. This is the chase, Rocky and Ken. He tried to kill me with a forklift. Olé!


Damn it. So close to being the first
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VladTheEmailer: A forklift actually sounds a pretty non-crazy way of destroying a house.   It would be crazy to use...say...a stuffed teddy bear.


I think the problem is that the man decided to destroy his own brothers house. Still not as crazy as a story awhile back where a landlord decided to destroy his rented trailer, while the family of five was still in it with a bulldozer.... The landlord got multiple attempted murder charges.
 
2014-01-24 10:35:32 AM

VladTheEmailer: A forklift actually sounds a pretty non-crazy way of destroying a house.   It would be crazy to use...say...a stuffed teddy bear.


Depends on what it's stuffed with
 
2014-01-24 10:36:01 AM
He was probably just pillaging.  You can't just suppress 10,000 years of natural gut instinct.
 
2014-01-24 10:36:43 AM

VladTheEmailer: A forklift actually sounds a pretty non-crazy way of destroying a house.   It would be crazy to use...say...a stuffed teddy bear.


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Came here to say that (shaking tiny fist, whilst looking for tiny forklift)
 
2014-01-24 10:40:21 AM
In the small village where we used to live when I was a child, one of the yahoo couples split up. He took a chainsaw to their little house and cut it in half as if to say, you want half of the house? Take your pick!

Why does this class of people always have a no trepassing sign? My theory is that they are often working class French (trepasser = to trespass) and simply say it in broken English, but there may be another reason. Or another spelling for the English-speaking no trespassing classes.

And why is the no trespassing sign always on property that nobody in their right mind would kick with one toe? Nobody wants to trespass in your dump. In fact, most wouldn't trépasser there.

Ha! ha! Bilingual pun.
 
2014-01-24 10:42:13 AM

lhclubs: VladTheEmailer: A forklift actually sounds a pretty non-crazy way of destroying a house.   It would be crazy to use...say...a stuffed teddy bear.

Depends on what it's stuffed with


A forklift?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-24 10:57:41 AM
OMG.. Years after MST3K it keeps coming up!

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"He tried to kill me with a forklift!!"
 
2014-01-24 10:58:07 AM
It was attempted murder.
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2014-01-24 11:00:54 AM
Uses what's at hand
Git's 'er done
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-24 11:01:25 AM

stpauler: This is the song written for the train chase. This is the chase, Rocky and Ken. He tried to kill me with a forklift. Olé!


YouTube is the greatest invention of mankind for no other reason than every great MST3K moment is out our fingertips now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE6lXAYihlM
 
2014-01-24 11:02:13 AM

thatboyoverthere: stpauler: This is the song written for the train chase. This is the chase, Rocky and Ken. He tried to kill me with a forklift. Olé!

Damn it. So close to being the first


Not even close to being the first to complain about not being first so I'll filk it.

"This is saga written for the bros' fight
This is the fight, Olaf and Sven.
He TRIIIIIIIED to kill me with a forklift.
Uff da!"
 
2014-01-24 11:11:27 AM
I'm not sure if this is impressive or not.  Using a forklift, a machine intended to work on mostly perfectly-flat surfaces can get really stuck in a small pothole and is really hard to get out without another forklift.  If he used a donkey (basically an off-road forklift meant to unload trucks at usually messy job sites), that'd be a different story.

/drtfa
 
2014-01-24 11:22:36 AM
"Crazy Swede."

"He's Norwegian, Mac."
 
2014-01-24 11:28:10 AM
As someone who has tried this, it only works if the house was built on a slab.
 
2014-01-24 11:33:55 AM
Ken?
 
2014-01-24 11:46:58 AM
My sister was run over by a forklift...
 
2014-01-24 11:51:27 AM

Unobtanium: My sister was run over by a forklift...


Førklift bites kån be preti nåsti.
 
2014-01-24 12:24:04 PM
'Dis Hvy Vee cant have de nice theengs!
 
2014-01-24 01:27:35 PM
Somebody didn't watch the safety video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
 
2014-01-24 01:37:50 PM
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/wanted for questioning
 
2014-01-24 02:45:30 PM
To be fair to him, this being rutal Norway, the forklift was the kind that is mounted on a tractor.

gfx.nrk.no

He did a thorough job of destroying the house though..
 
2014-01-24 02:46:43 PM
Ah, found it
www.h-avis.no
 
2014-01-24 03:40:30 PM

Norwegian Squirrel: To be fair to him, this being rutal Norway, the forklift was the kind that is mounted on a tractor.

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He did a thorough job of destroying the house though..


He turned a lot of Norwegian wood into Norwegian kindling.

/where does a Norwegian squirrel hide its Norwegian nuts?
//OK, I'm done
 
2014-01-24 04:25:40 PM

BigLuca: He was probably just pillaging.  You can't just suppress 10,000 years of natural gut instinct.


True. Read up on Norwegian property laws - they go back 1200 years, and are... Unique. And to the guy talking about trespassing - no such thing here. Everyone has the right to be on everyone else's lawn - and even pitch a tent there, within reason.

/ I mean a literal tent, not...
 
2014-01-24 04:38:28 PM

Odin's Other Eye: BigLuca: He was probably just pillaging.  You can't just suppress 10,000 years of natural gut instinct.

True. Read up on Norwegian property laws - they go back 1200 years, and are... Unique. And to the guy talking about trespassing - no such thing here. Everyone has the right to be on everyone else's lawn - and even pitch a tent there, within reason.

/ I mean a literal tent, not...


Doesn't Iceland have something similar?  Allmansright, only spelled in Icelandic?
 
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