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(USA Today)   Guess which Olympic Team is the first to troll Putin about his anti-gay laws?   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 39
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2014-01-24 08:57:41 AM
Nigeria?

*RTFA*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-01-24 09:05:34 AM
Thanks article for being thorough enough to include a god-damned picture.

cdn2.spiegel.de
 
2014-01-24 09:07:44 AM
The American uniforms are way more gay.
 
2014-01-24 09:27:29 AM
With a name like "Willy", is it any wonder Bogner loves the cock?

NTTAWWT...
 
2014-01-24 09:28:21 AM
I did Nazi that one coming.
 
2014-01-24 09:31:28 AM

johnsoninca: The American uniforms are way more gay.


Yeah, it's all of the fashion designers simultaneously went blind and got stricken with full blown Alzheimer's overnight.
 
2014-01-24 09:55:42 AM

somedude210: Nigeria?

*RTFA*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Nigeria? Please.

It's Homoslavia.
 
2014-01-24 09:58:40 AM
i91.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-24 10:29:02 AM

johnsoninca: The American uniforms are way more gay.


This
 
2014-01-24 10:32:45 AM
"The uniform's designer, Willy Bogner, says that the inspiration for the look was not political, but simply a nod to "the great atmosphere" of the 1972 Summer Games in Munich."

Well, not so great for the Israeli team...
 
2014-01-24 10:45:05 AM
Rainbows: Dogwhistle homosexuality
 
2014-01-24 11:22:01 AM
i don't like the white pants for the team usa design.  the burton snowboarding jackets are of course 1000x better than any of the Ralph Lauren.
 
2014-01-24 11:23:12 AM

mikaloyd: Rainbows: Dogwhistle homosexuality


Rainbows belong to everyone, mika.


i27.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-24 11:26:29 AM
Also, the USA uniforms couldn't have been designed by gay people or they'd actually be attractive. Instead,  "It's a lazy Saturday afternoon & I want pizza. Guess I'll put on my sweats & this sweater my grandma made me & go out in the snow to get some." To their credit, they are uh... interesting.
 
2014-01-24 11:27:30 AM

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Rainbows: Dogwhistle homosexuality

Rainbows belong to everyone, mika.


For the Dmitry Martin fans:

dvdforme.com
 
2014-01-24 11:46:02 AM

nmrsnr: Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Rainbows: Dogwhistle homosexuality

Rainbows belong to everyone, mika.

For the Dmitry Martin fans:

[dvdforme.com image 792x719]


While I AM quite supportive, I don't feel the need to broadcast that I'm not gay. What difference does it make? You suckers would love me anyway. ;)

And I have this shirt. It is my favorite rainbow shirt.

i.imgur.com

Because you see, it also has a dinosaur on it & basically I'm 8.

Oooooh I may need that hoodie....
 
2014-01-24 11:57:08 AM

Di Atribe: While I AM quite supportive, I don't feel the need to broadcast that I'm not gay.


The sketch was that he didn't think it was fair that gay people got rainbows to themselves, it's like claiming all the colors. He likes rainbows too, but if he wore a rainbow, then gay guys might hit on him, which isn't useful for either party, so he'd put a helpful note "not gay" to tell people that he wasn't gay. But that might seem intolerant, so he'd add (but supportive) to let them know that he's not intolerant.
 
2014-01-24 12:25:33 PM

HMS_Blinkin: I did Nazi that one coming.


My guess was wayyyyy off.  I guessed Belgium.  Well, I suppose that isn't too far off geographically.
 
2014-01-24 12:25:46 PM

nmrsnr: Di Atribe: While I AM quite supportive, I don't feel the need to broadcast that I'm not gay.

The sketch was that he didn't think it was fair that gay people got rainbows to themselves, it's like claiming all the colors. He likes rainbows too, but if he wore a rainbow, then gay guys might hit on him, which isn't useful for either party, so he'd put a helpful note "not gay" to tell people that he wasn't gay. But that might seem intolerant, so he'd add (but supportive) to let them know that he's not intolerant.


Ha! I think I have heard that joke! I agree that you can't claim all of the colors. But if I'm understanding the story correctly, the gay community claimed the rainbow because it symbolized unity. All the colors together & all that jazz. So when I say that rainbows belong to all of us, you know, that's the whole point.

i27.photobucket.com

And if lezzies wanna hit on me, that's cool. My gaydar is dead broke anyway. It wouldn't make any difference. Hell, I can't even tell when dudes are hitting on me.
 
2014-01-24 12:27:02 PM

Di Atribe: nmrsnr: Di Atribe: While I AM quite supportive, I don't feel the need to broadcast that I'm not gay.

The sketch was that he didn't think it was fair that gay people got rainbows to themselves, it's like claiming all the colors. He likes rainbows too, but if he wore a rainbow, then gay guys might hit on him, which isn't useful for either party, so he'd put a helpful note "not gay" to tell people that he wasn't gay. But that might seem intolerant, so he'd add (but supportive) to let them know that he's not intolerant.

Ha! I think I have heard that joke! I agree that you can't claim all of the colors. But if I'm understanding the story correctly, the gay community claimed the rainbow because it symbolized unity. All the colors together & all that jazz. So when I say that rainbows belong to all of us, you know, that's the whole point.

[i27.photobucket.com image 500x260]

And if lezzies wanna hit on me, that's cool. My gaydar is dead broke anyway. It wouldn't make any difference. Hell, I can't even tell when dudes are hitting on me.


A lady in the internets? How YOU doin'?
 
2014-01-24 12:35:21 PM

Tricky Chicken: A lady in the internets? How YOU doin'?


OH yeah baby. With huge ....

.... knives.
 
2014-01-24 12:42:12 PM
What does it mean?
 
2014-01-24 01:08:34 PM
How do you say fabulous in German?
 
2014-01-24 01:15:38 PM

Di Atribe: Tricky Chicken: A lady in the internets? How YOU doin'?

OH yeah baby. With huge ....

.... knives.


That just means you're handy in the kitchen.

So make me a sammich while you're in there, wouldya?
 
2014-01-24 01:19:03 PM

JayCab: That just means you're handy in the kitchen.

So make me a sammich while you're in there, wouldya?


Get used to starvation.
 
2014-01-24 01:30:39 PM
When Jeff Gordon had his car painted in rainbow colors I used to troll his, and NASCAR's, fans about him being obviously gay because of his car.
 
2014-01-24 01:35:49 PM

Di Atribe: Tricky Chicken: A lady in the internets? How YOU doin'?

OH yeah baby. With huge ....

.... knives.


Need a fork?
 
2014-01-24 01:37:49 PM

Tricky Chicken: Di Atribe: Tricky Chicken: A lady in the internets? How YOU doin'?

OH yeah baby. With huge ....

.... knives.

Need a fork?


Seriously though, it may not be ironic if you have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, but it is a serious sign that you have a serious spoon stealing problem.  I mean, that is a LOT of freaking spoons! Her kitchen must be packed with the camn things.
 
2014-01-24 01:38:04 PM

hugh chardon: When Jeff Gordon had his car painted in rainbow colors I used to troll his, and NASCAR's, fans about him being obviously gay because of his car.


Why is that a troll? Did you think you were insulting him by calling him gay?
 
2014-01-24 01:39:12 PM

Tricky Chicken: Seriously though, it may not be ironic if you have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, but it is a serious sign that you have a serious spoon stealing problem. I mean, that is a LOT of freaking spoons! Her kitchen must be packed with the camn things.


And who even lets it get that bad? I mean, after maybe 100 spoons, I'd start considering how to obtain a knife or two. Unless all you eat is pudding.....
 
2014-01-24 01:44:24 PM

Di Atribe: Tricky Chicken: Seriously though, it may not be ironic if you have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, but it is a serious sign that you have a serious spoon stealing problem. I mean, that is a LOT of freaking spoons! Her kitchen must be packed with the camn things.

And who even lets it get that bad? I mean, after maybe 100 spoons, I'd start considering how to obtain a knife or two. Unless all you eat is pudding.....


I bet all the restaurants around her keep an eye out for her.

"Heads up, the crazy soppn stealing lady is here. Whatever you do, don't let her order the Chardonnay, trust me."
 
2014-01-24 02:23:02 PM

Di Atribe: hugh chardon: When Jeff Gordon had his car painted in rainbow colors I used to troll his, and NASCAR's, fans about him being obviously gay because of his car.

Why is that a troll? Did you think you were insulting him by calling him gay?


To a Gordon fan back then - heck maybe even now, yes, that would be a major insult. Remember, this is NASCAR, not the ACLU.
 
2014-01-24 03:27:05 PM

Di Atribe: hugh chardon: When Jeff Gordon had his car painted in rainbow colors I used to troll his, and NASCAR's, fans about him being obviously gay because of his car.

Why is that a troll? Did you think you were insulting him by calling him gay?


Not to mention Gordon was banging all sorts of Playboy models.
 
2014-01-24 03:31:35 PM

Di Atribe: hugh chardon: When Jeff Gordon had his car painted in rainbow colors I used to troll his, and NASCAR's, fans about him being obviously gay because of his car.

Why is that a troll? Did you think you were insulting him by calling him gay?


it's not really anything about him... he's just the vehicle used to troll the fans, because regardless of gordon's pole position, the redneck rage will always be as much fun as the car wrecks...
 
2014-01-24 03:34:53 PM

cynicalminion: gordon's pole position


Hehehehe
 
2014-01-24 04:43:31 PM

WhiskeySticks: How do you say fabulous in German?


Sagenhaft
 
2014-01-24 07:03:07 PM

Kali-Ma: WhiskeySticks: How do you say fabulous in German?

Sagenhaft


Whiesenbottom
 
2014-01-24 10:14:12 PM
Isn't the first time the Germans have done this. The Sixth Army's "Rainbow Brigade" was specifically designed to humiliate the Russians at Stalingrad. Didn't quite work out.
 
2014-01-25 12:17:29 PM
Germans need to be careful.  Russia in the winter isn't good to them....
 
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