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(Stoke Sentinel)   A man walks into a bar... naked as sin from the waist down, carrying a bag of sex toys - and if you've got a problem with this you better join him outside   (stokesentinel.co.uk) divider line 25
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2014-01-24 09:14:58 AM
"He used it originally to help him get through the working day and then to try to deal with emotional turmoil he was suffering with regard to his partner and children.

Maybe they should put out more.
 
2014-01-24 09:48:20 AM
With helpful picture of what... the bar... no... the guy... no... the jail... no... of, uh, what three chairs in a room might look like.

/Town Board meeting room? Three-judge tribunal room?
 
2014-01-24 09:52:03 AM
I assume the bag was clear or mesh.  All my sex toy bags are opaque just for the purpose of walking around in public with them and no one the wiser.
 
2014-01-24 09:52:37 AM
Here, in the States, when we go to a bar it's called "Joe's" or something.  In England, they go to a place named "The White Hart".  The names of their pubs, are so much more creative.  Look at it this way, what sounds classier, drinking at "Pete's Place" or drinking at "The Impaled Dwarf"?
 
2014-01-24 09:54:43 AM
So, if I don't have a problem with that, I have to stay inside?  How am I going to ask for subscription details for his newsletter?
 
2014-01-24 09:58:46 AM

zimbomba63: Here, in the States, when we go to a bar it's called "Joe's" or something.  In England, they go to a place named "The White Hart".  The names of their pubs, are so much more creative.  Look at it this way, what sounds classier, drinking at "Pete's Place" or drinking at "The Impaled Dwarf"?


The Vulgar Unicorn?
 
2014-01-24 09:58:48 AM
A charge of outraging public decency had earlier been dropped by prosecutors.

Outraging public decency. The first album name of my unnamed band.
 
2014-01-24 09:59:23 AM
In America we call that the 'San Francisco Santa Claus'.
 
2014-01-24 10:04:16 AM
...And the bartender says "I guess you won't be needing a drink."
 
2014-01-24 10:07:23 AM
Dad?
 
2014-01-24 10:08:23 AM
This happens in the gay bars in Berlin all the time. Much fun. ;-)
 
2014-01-24 10:09:48 AM
"I will need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
 
2014-01-24 10:25:46 AM

Spuddy345: This happens in the gay bars in Berlin all the time. Much fun. ;-)


The whole bottomless in pub thing seems it would be too much like the nude beach thing... you know, its never the ones that you *want* to be naked.
 
2014-01-24 10:30:55 AM

Don't they play a lot of darts in those pubs?


www.deadeyedicksdarts.com
 
2014-01-24 10:43:16 AM
I hear that's how the bar scene works now.
 
2014-01-24 10:44:51 AM

zimbomba63: Here, in the States, when we go to a bar it's called "Joe's" or something.  In England, they go to a place named "The White Hart".  The names of their pubs, are so much more creative.  Look at it this way, what sounds classier, drinking at "Pete's Place" or drinking at "The Impaled Dwarf"?


I live in a college town, and our bars include White Horse, The Red Lion, The Blind Pig, Cowboy Monkey, and The Tumble Inn. Slightly more inventive.

But we also have a Joe's Brewery. And a place called "Clark Bar".
 
2014-01-24 10:53:50 AM
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What is this, some kind of joke?
 
2014-01-24 11:13:57 AM

zimbomba63: The names of their pubs, are so much more creative.


We make up for, it with punctuation.
 
2014-01-24 11:27:39 AM
Officers discovered Sherratt was carrying amphetamine.

He told police he 'may have taken too much' of the drug.


Gee, d'ya think?
 
2014-01-24 11:31:28 AM

offmymeds: Officers discovered Sherratt was carrying amphetamine.

He told police he 'may have taken too much' of the drug.

Gee, d'ya think?


I like the confluence of your profile name and comment.
 
2014-01-24 11:44:04 AM
Sounds like my ideal first date!
 
2014-01-24 11:44:47 AM

berylman: I assume the bag was clear or mesh.  All my sex toy bags are opaque just for the purpose of walking around in public with them and no one the wiser.


Well. Not that i go walking around in public with them so much, but the typical synthetic stretchy bag would leave a few choice imprints on the outside. Even without absurd sizes, it's pretty easy to look at such a bag and identify which bulge is a bottle of lube and which is a rubber dick.
 
2014-01-24 02:09:14 PM

yakmans_dad: zimbomba63: The names of their pubs, are so much more creative.

We make up for, it with punctuation.


How did that get in there?
 
2014-01-24 04:03:08 PM
That could have been the best bar fight EVER!!! Even Roadhouse couldn't have topped that one, especially if he pulled out the sex toys after beating a guy's arse.
 
2014-01-24 04:34:56 PM
Was it this guy? I bet it was this guy:

flask.com
 
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