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(Mother Nature Network)   The 6 foods you should never give to a child. Yes, your kid's entire diet is on the list   (mnn.com) divider line 15
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2014-01-24 01:57:07 AM
5 votes:
Microwave popcorn. Up until about five years ago, I had never even heard of perfluorooctanoic acid, or PFOA. It's the chemical used to line the bags of microwave popcorn so that they don't catch on fire. And while I'm a big fan of keeping flaming microwaves at bay, I'm alarmed by the fact that PFOA has been linked to cancer, postponed puberty, thyroid disease and high cholesterol in kids.

Hey, maybe it will cancel out the early onset puberty linked to dairy products.
2014-01-24 08:24:43 AM
4 votes:

genepool lifeboat: legion_of_doo: genepool lifeboat: Want to keep your kids healthy?  Let them go outside to play.

until they get kidnapped by the kiddy diddler down the street!!!!11!!!1

Not if they're quick.  Another reason to not fill them with junk and keep them indoors, harder to catch.


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2014-01-24 08:17:50 AM
4 votes:

kroonermanblack: Fat is demonstrably NOT bad for you; the brain and body need it, as all of the paleo people will lovingly tell you for 400 hours.

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NEED MORE BRAIN JUICE

2014-01-24 08:27:30 AM
3 votes:

great_tigers: You feed your kid canned tomatoes?


You don't? I usually just have a place setting with a can of diced tomatoes, a spoon and a can opener. It also teaches the kids hand-eye coordination and problem solving skills.
2014-01-24 08:10:26 AM
2 votes:

legion_of_doo: processed meat. i recall reading something about natural nitrites like celery juice. the funny thing being that chemistry dont give a damn if shiat is natural or not. plus, we like spam. and bacon. and hot dogs.


Nonsense. "All natural" automatically means it's good for you, everyone knows that. Otherwise my daily therapy regimen involving rubbing sumac all over my body... why... it would be absurd!
2014-01-24 07:55:37 AM
2 votes:
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Froot Loops trifecta complete?

/hooray for me!
2014-01-24 11:40:54 AM
1 votes:
I like Coke. I really do. About 2 cans a day.

But I thought it was a bit much when they pulled this shiat:
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I was like "Really Coke? Really?"
2014-01-24 09:40:14 AM
1 votes:
GBB: Because your body doesn't store carbs.  Your body uses carbs.  Carbs are energy.  Fat is what your body stores.  It stores it because your body can break fat down into carbs and use the carbs as energy.  So a diet of 95% carbs will keep you skinny, but not necessarily healthy.

Yeah, those bastard cows eating all that fatty grass and oats to give them their high saturated fat content.  Red meat would be healthy if they'd lay off all those fatty foods.
2014-01-24 08:45:47 AM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: I should never run over pedestrians.


Seriously, dude? Everything in moderation. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
2014-01-24 08:29:35 AM
1 votes:

genepool lifeboat: Want to keep your kids healthy?  Let them go outside to play.

Kick them outside and lock the doors.

FTFY
2014-01-24 08:27:35 AM
1 votes:

TNel: Kyro: I'm not a parent, nor an extraordinarily healthy eater.  But I always wonder why you see parents giving a 5-month-old ice cream, or cake, or candy.  They have no benchmark on junk food.  Why not cram their gullets with as much wholesomely unappealing vegetables you can until they discover sugar on their own?  I mean yeah the gig will eventually be up, but  this seems like an avoidable problem to me.

Breast milk is very sweet so I guess we should stop using that too?


i have heard human breast milk has a lower lactose content than cow milk, and is less sweet.

*heard* this, mind you. not that i have drank breast milk recently or anything.
2014-01-24 08:26:41 AM
1 votes:

TNel: Kyro: I'm not a parent, nor an extraordinarily healthy eater.  But I always wonder why you see parents giving a 5-month-old ice cream, or cake, or candy.  They have no benchmark on junk food.  Why not cram their gullets with as much wholesomely unappealing vegetables you can until they discover sugar on their own?  I mean yeah the gig will eventually be up, but  this seems like an avoidable problem to me.

Breast milk is very sweet so I guess we should stop using that too?


Sure, it's the same thing as ice cream. I just don't understand how they get all those nuts and chocolate chips out of their nipples when they're pumping Rocky Road.
2014-01-24 08:18:53 AM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Who the hell wants to drink milk after playing soccer on a hot day? Barf


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Milk was a bad choice.
2014-01-24 08:11:05 AM
1 votes:
Doritos and Oreos it is,  then.
2014-01-24 08:07:30 AM
1 votes:

genepool lifeboat: Want to keep your kids healthy?  Let them go outside to play.


until they get kidnapped by the kiddy diddler down the street!!!!11!!!1
 
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