genepool lifeboat: legion_of_doo: genepool lifeboat: Want to keep your kids healthy? Let them go outside to play.until they get kidnapped by the kiddy diddler down the street!!!!11!!!1Not if they're quick. Another reason to not fill them with junk and keep them indoors, harder to catch.
kroonermanblack: Fat is demonstrably NOT bad for you; the brain and body need it, as all of the paleo people will lovingly tell you for 400 hours.
NEED MORE BRAIN JUICE
great_tigers: You feed your kid canned tomatoes?
legion_of_doo: processed meat. i recall reading something about natural nitrites like celery juice. the funny thing being that chemistry dont give a damn if shiat is natural or not. plus, we like spam. and bacon. and hot dogs.
Arkanaut: I should never run over pedestrians.
genepool lifeboat: Want to keep your kids healthy? Let them go outside to play.
TNel: Kyro: I'm not a parent, nor an extraordinarily healthy eater. But I always wonder why you see parents giving a 5-month-old ice cream, or cake, or candy. They have no benchmark on junk food. Why not cram their gullets with as much wholesomely unappealing vegetables you can until they discover sugar on their own? I mean yeah the gig will eventually be up, but this seems like an avoidable problem to me.Breast milk is very sweet so I guess we should stop using that too?
HotWingConspiracy: Who the hell wants to drink milk after playing soccer on a hot day? Barf
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