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(AZ Family)   It's bad enough that you broke into my house, stole my electronics, punched holes in my wall, and threw liquids around the place, but did you also have to stab my dog with a samurai sword?   (azfamily.com) divider line 47
    More: Strange, Silent Witness, samurai sword, hole punch, Phoenix Police Department, burglary  
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2014-01-24 09:00:07 AM  
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I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Canine? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, punched holes in my walls, and murdered my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my dog. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that dog from the time it was born.
 
2014-01-24 09:11:48 AM  
Ghost Dog?
 
2014-01-24 09:11:49 AM  
Stab all happy dogs please.
 
2014-01-24 09:16:18 AM  
Depends, was it one of those little yappy fits-in-a-purse dogs?
 
2014-01-24 09:16:49 AM  
Mister, that's low.

/:'(
 
2014-01-24 09:17:28 AM  
Thats farking cruel.
 
2014-01-24 09:19:21 AM  
Dittybopper

Good work... I thought the same thing when I read the headline.

/What is the leash compared to the hand that wields it?
 
2014-01-24 09:20:41 AM  
The dog was locked up in a cage, defenseless, when this beast abused him.

Hopefully my inappropriate prison justice fantasy will come true for this guy.
 
2014-01-24 09:23:25 AM  
Robber was just being breed-appropriate.

Shih tzu - samurai sword.
German shepherd - Luger.
Welsh corgi - longbow.
French poodle - some warm foie gras and toast points to start, followed by sole meuniere with rice and Provençal vegetables, accompanied by a young white Cheateauneuf-du-Pape, and then finished with an assiette of Reblochon, Roquefort, and Saint-Andre with a green salad. Maybe an Armagnac digestif.
 
2014-01-24 09:26:24 AM  

Pangea: The dog was locked up in a cage, defenseless, when this beast abused him.
Hopefully my inappropriate prison justice fantasy will come true for this guy.

the dog was probably barking like mad so.......

 
2014-01-24 09:27:32 AM  

Pangea: The dog was locked up in a cage, defenseless, when this beast abused him.

Hopefully my inappropriate prison justice fantasy will come true for this guy.


PErhaps. But it was a shiat tzu in a cage. Not sure about anyone else here but when my GF's dog hears the phone ring, door knock or someone new enters the house, she makes A LOT of noise (1/2 shiat tzu). I'm willing to bet that was the deal here more than likely.
 
2014-01-24 09:30:35 AM  
Breaking into a house, farking up the interior for no reason, and then killing a pet? That robber is prime SWAT material.
 
2014-01-24 09:31:28 AM  
That's Phoenix for you. I always hated going up there when I lived in Tucson. Shiaty traffic, people and overpriced. Only good part is the golf courses.
 
2014-01-24 09:35:51 AM  
Wanted for questioning:
gregghenson.com
 
2014-01-24 09:36:18 AM  
Stabbed? I find the samuari sword more effective using slashing techniques, doing most of all cuts on the top 3 inches of the blade
 
2014-01-24 09:38:01 AM  
Hanging is to good for him.
 
2014-01-24 09:39:57 AM  

FrancoFile: Robber was just being breed-appropriate.

French poodle - some warm foie gras and toast points to start, followed by sole meuniere with rice and Provençal vegetables, accompanied by a young white Cheateauneuf-du-Pape, and then finished with an assiette of Reblochon, Roquefort, and Saint-Andre with a green salad. Maybe an Armagnac digestif.


Then it's off to the guillotine!
 
2014-01-24 09:46:26 AM  
Any headline that tries to use animal cruelty as a means of being humorous is a terrible one and the admins should be ashamed of themselves for greenlighting this.
 
2014-01-24 09:51:11 AM  

FrancoFile: Robber was just being breed-appropriate.
Shih tzu - samurai sword.


FFS, shih tzus are Chinese. Maybe you were thinking of a shiba inu?

/such sword. wow. much sad.
 
2014-01-24 09:54:38 AM  

Friskya: Any headline that tries to use animal cruelty as a means of being humorous is a terrible one and the admins should be ashamed of themselves for greenlighting this.


I didn't see it as humorous.  It's a serious question.  The burglar could have just simply placed the dog kennel in a closet and shut the door before continuing his activities.  Why did he have the stab the dog?

I wouldn't have stabbed the dog.  If it was a rabbit though...
 
2014-01-24 09:58:32 AM  
shiatsuku
 
2014-01-24 10:00:21 AM  
Meh, get back to me when they stab a real dog.
 
2014-01-24 10:03:56 AM  
But how are your blue suede shoes?
 
2014-01-24 10:07:54 AM  
Doggonnit.
 
2014-01-24 10:09:14 AM  

Headso: shiatsuku


Thats the Japanese version of the breed.
 
2014-01-24 10:30:39 AM  

Bartman66: That's Phoenix for you. I always hated going up there when I lived in Tucson. Shiaty traffic, people and overpriced. Only good part is the golf courses.


Yeah, because nothing like this EVER happened anywhere but a city like Phoenix.  Sigh. There are people who take the Phoenix/Tucson (ASU/UofA) rivalry in the fun spirit it was intended...and then there are the morons like this...
 
2014-01-24 10:33:51 AM  

dittybopper: [img151.imageshack.us image 525x233]

I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Canine? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, punched holes in my walls, and murdered my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my dog. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that dog from the time it was born.


Thank you.  This was exactly the first thing I thought of when I read the headline.
 
2014-01-24 10:43:16 AM  

Deathfrogg: Headso: shiatsuku

Thats the Japanese version of the breed.


I prefer the storyline go more like this...

Dumbass breaks in to find an Akita waiting for him, owner comes how to red stuff smeared on the walls, and the dog chewing a sneaker they've never seen before. (kept the breed Japanese)
 
2014-01-24 10:44:08 AM  

haolegirl: Deathfrogg: Headso: shiatsuku

Thats the Japanese version of the breed.

I prefer the storyline go more like this...

Dumbass breaks in to find an Akita waiting for him, owner comes how to red stuff smeared on the walls, and the dog chewing a sneaker they've never seen before. (kept the breed Japanese)


*home
 
2014-01-24 10:48:48 AM  

FrancoFile: Robber was just being breed-appropriate.

Shih tzu - samurai sword.
German shepherd - Luger.
Welsh corgi - longbow.
French poodle - some warm foie gras and toast points to start, followed by sole meuniere with rice and Provençal vegetables, accompanied by a young white Cheateauneuf-du-Pape, and then finished with an assiette of Reblochon, Roquefort, and Saint-Andre with a green salad. Maybe an Armagnac digestif.


My neighbours recently neglected a dog to death, so I'm a little sensitive on the subject, but dude, THAT is funny.
 
2014-01-24 10:53:18 AM  

geometer: FrancoFile: Robber was just being breed-appropriate.

French poodle - some warm foie gras and toast points to start, followed by sole meuniere with rice and Provençal vegetables, accompanied by a young white Cheateauneuf-du-Pape, and then finished with an assiette of Reblochon, Roquefort, and Saint-Andre with a green salad. Maybe an Armagnac digestif.

Then it's off to the guillotine!


Take another careful look.
If that's food for the puppy, the main course is missing.
/Doubts the main course is missing.
 
2014-01-24 10:54:44 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: geometer: FrancoFile: Robber was just being breed-appropriate.

French poodle - some warm foie gras and toast points to start, followed by sole meuniere with rice and Provençal vegetables, accompanied by a young white Cheateauneuf-du-Pape, and then finished with an assiette of Reblochon, Roquefort, and Saint-Andre with a green salad. Maybe an Armagnac digestif.

Then it's off to the guillotine!

Take another careful look.
If that's food for the puppy, the main course is missing.
/Doubts the main course is missing.


Nah, the English are the ones who insist on fish and meat at the same meal.  The French don't.
 
2014-01-24 10:57:13 AM  
Suspects have been narrowed down to either the DEA, the ATF, several "rogue" DOJ lawyers who insist they were obeying the explicit orders of Eric Holder, or possibly even a criminal.
 
2014-01-24 10:57:49 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Bartman66: That's Phoenix for you. I always hated going up there when I lived in Tucson. Shiaty traffic, people and overpriced. Only good part is the golf courses.

Yeah, because nothing like this EVER happened anywhere but a city like Phoenix.  Sigh. There are people who take the Phoenix/Tucson (ASU/UofA) rivalry in the fun spirit it was intended...and then there are the morons like this...


You sound like a scumdevil. The bolded part is merely accurate observation. I disagree with the last: The only good part is that SR85 is complete.
 
2014-01-24 11:04:10 AM  

Pangea: The dog was locked up in a cage, defenseless, when this beast abused him.

Hopefully my inappropriate prison justice fantasy will come true for this guy.


Put 'im in a cage
With the dog
Pit bull
 
2014-01-24 11:07:04 AM  

FrancoFile: demaL-demaL-yeH: geometer: FrancoFile: Robber was just being breed-appropriate.

French poodle - some warm foie gras and toast points to start, followed by sole meuniere with rice and Provençal vegetables, accompanied by a young white Cheateauneuf-du-Pape, and then finished with an assiette of Reblochon, Roquefort, and Saint-Andre with a green salad. Maybe an Armagnac digestif.

Then it's off to the guillotine!

Take another careful look.
If that's food for the puppy, the main course is missing.
/Doubts the main course is missing.

Nah, the English are the ones who insist on fish and meat at the same meal.  The French don't.


Like I'd take the word of a horse-eater.
 
2014-01-24 11:24:48 AM  

sbchamp: Pangea: The dog was locked up in a cage, defenseless, when this beast abused him.

Hopefully my inappropriate prison justice fantasy will come true for this guy.

Put 'im in a cage
With the dog
Pit bull


upload.wikimedia.org Timber motherfarker
 
2014-01-24 11:32:22 AM  
The burglar would have done the same to anyone else in the residence.

/But there really is no need to ever have a firearm in the house, right?
 
2014-01-24 11:34:13 AM  
Oh god... that is horrible and truly the work of a farked-up person. I'm going to go off and hug my basset hound for a while. She's gettin' old, and I want to make sure I get all of the sloppy kisses that I can.
 
2014-01-24 11:57:02 AM  

ginkor: Suspects have been narrowed down to either the DEA, the ATF, several "rogue" DOJ lawyers who insist they were obeying the explicit orders of Eric Holder, or possibly even a criminal.


My money is on the ATF.
 
2014-01-24 11:57:20 AM  

zepher: The burglar would have done the same to anyone else in the residence.

/But there really is no need to ever have a firearm in the house, right?


Just gives the burglar a gun to use instead of a sword.
 
2014-01-24 12:05:11 PM  

jgilb: zepher: The burglar would have done the same to anyone else in the residence.

/But there really is no need to ever have a firearm in the house, right?

Just gives the burglar a gun to use instead of a sword.


Would have been way more humane with a gun.
 
2014-01-24 02:15:29 PM  

kkinnison: Stabbed? I find the samuari sword more effective using slashing techniques, doing most of all cuts on the top 3 inches of the blade


Hard to slash THROUGH a kennel. Much easier to stab through the bars.
 
2014-01-24 02:21:38 PM  

ReverendJynxed: kkinnison: Stabbed? I find the samuari sword more effective using slashing techniques, doing most of all cuts on the top 3 inches of the blade

Hard to slash THROUGH a kennel. Much easier to stab through the bars.


Obviously did not RTFA.  kind of lame to not even give the dog a chance to fight.
 
2014-01-24 04:33:20 PM  
It's called a KATANA!
 
2014-01-24 04:43:27 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: It's called a KATANA!


*rereads article*
TFA says nothing about a motorcycle.
 
2014-01-24 06:31:09 PM  
There can be only wan-wan?
 
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