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(Daily Mail)   Seventy-year-old man has spent 43 years locked up in psychiatric hospital for. A) Rape B) Murder C) Stealing a necklace worth $20   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, John Hinckley, first-to-file, Washington Hospital Center, Ronald Reagan, psychiatric institution  
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2014-01-24 01:02:40 AM  
4 votes:

cman: I foresee all

The fore-cman.
2014-01-24 03:25:40 AM  
2 votes:
The case wasn't transferred to a judge who is still breathing until the last few weeks.


[reads sentence again]


F*cking zombie judges...
2014-01-24 03:01:33 AM  
2 votes:
I will instantly stop whatever I'm doing and start furiously masturbating the day I read a headline like this where the answer is A or B.
2014-01-24 04:06:33 PM  
1 vote:

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Back then, if you had a child with mental disabilities, the standard recommendation from the medical profession was to institutionalize them.

Even if all they wanted was a Pepsi...
2014-01-24 07:15:43 AM  
1 vote:
I'll just leave this here.
2014-01-24 05:03:07 AM  
1 vote:
CSB: A goth friend of mine posted personal pictures of herself on Livejournal. The Daily Mail found the pictures and posted them in a story about rowdy British teenagers. My friend had no connection to the story, doesn't even live in the UK, and certainly didn't give them permission to use her photos.

DailyFail, indeed.
2014-01-24 04:12:56 AM  
1 vote:
It would have been better for him to live the last 40y as a homeless panhandler perhaps?
2014-01-24 03:06:09 AM  
1 vote:

robohobo: You wouldn't download a necklace...

About that....
2014-01-24 03:03:36 AM  
1 vote:

Marmilman: I will instantly stop whatever I'm doing and start furiously masturbating the day I read a headline like this where the answer is A or B.

You have an odd fetish, my friend.
2014-01-24 03:00:16 AM  
1 vote:

cman: There will be certain people in here calling it the DailyFail despite them shining light on this.

I foresee all

the Washington Times - which broke the story about Mr. Frye after reviewing his case and federal court records

The National Enquirer also sometimes runs actual journalism in between bat boy's dates with lady big foot.
2014-01-24 02:23:16 AM  
1 vote:
d) being farking crazy
2014-01-24 01:29:02 AM  
1 vote:
I'll bet he won't do that again
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