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(Time)   Conservative pundit, Dinesh D'Souza, slammed with an indictment for donating tens of thousands of dollars to several imaginary people who in turn donated to a political campaign   (swampland.time.com) divider line 156
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2014-01-23 09:46:27 PM
Oh dear. Pointing and laughing seems so inadequate.
 
2014-01-23 11:38:30 PM
Somehow this is the fault of liberals and/or the media.
 
2014-01-23 11:44:57 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2014-01-23 11:47:44 PM
Reason Magazine is already saying this is Obama punishing D'Souza because of that terrible movie about how Obama was going to Muslim up the country.
 
2014-01-24 12:12:28 AM
Send him to the chair! Should campaign finance fraud be a capital offense? No, but you have to take the opportunities that are afforded you.
 
2014-01-24 12:22:46 AM
Hang the little shiat out to dry.
 
2014-01-24 12:23:01 AM

BSABSVR: Reason Magazine is already saying this is Obama punishing D'Souza because of that terrible movie about how Obama was going to Muslim up the country.


Reason also has plenty of atheists on their staff.

In reality they'd be part of the mob wanting to burn that tardball D'Souza at the stake as payback for all the stupid shiat he unleashed debating the likes of Hitchens, he really should have manned up and admitted his utter losses.
 
2014-01-24 12:25:24 AM
I'm sure he's somehow the real victim here. Somehow.
In a way that doesn't involve sanity blasting sigils or summoning daemons of Tzeentch.
 
2014-01-24 12:29:34 AM
It's the 21st Century. If you can't spew out an unreadable book to be "sold" by the case to launder your money through a PAC then you deserve all the punishment loaf Allenwood can serve you.
 
2014-01-24 01:28:01 AM
fta Federal authorities say D'Souza encouraged other people to donate $20,000 to the campaign of an unnamed candidate,

He's not an idiot because he risked his career. He's an idiot because he risked his career for barely enough money to buy a Honda Civic.
 
2014-01-24 02:07:10 AM
so who's the female senate candidate he was attempting to grease?
 
2014-01-24 02:07:35 AM
I saw something about this 'trending' on FB.

I'm not surprised at all that he's engaged in campaign fraud.  I'm a bit surprised that he's actually indited for it, since IOKIYAR.
 
2014-01-24 02:11:14 AM
ok, female senate candidate, indictment is in New York, and the only actual on-the-books donation for d'souza in 2012 is for Wendy Long...

...so this guy is a double....no, triple dipshiat.
 
2014-01-24 02:14:14 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's the 21st Century. If you can't spew out an unreadable book to be "sold" by the case to launder your money through a PAC then you deserve all the punishment loaf Allenwood can serve you.


Yeah, jesus, if he set up a SuperPAC he'd be A-OK.  Funnel your money through that, have that do campaigning for your candidate in everything but name.  All anonymous and unlimited.  Idiot.
 
2014-01-24 02:17:01 AM

heap: so who's the female senate candidate he was attempting to grease?


don't remember the name. new york. she lost.
 
2014-01-24 02:17:57 AM

Esc7: Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's the 21st Century. If you can't spew out an unreadable book to be "sold" by the case to launder your money through a PAC then you deserve all the punishment loaf Allenwood can serve you.

Yeah, jesus, if he set up a SuperPAC he'd be A-OK.  Funnel your money through that, have that do campaigning for your candidate in everything but name.  All anonymous and unlimited.  Idiot.


Still, it's nice to know there are actually some things related to campaign finance that you can't get away with.
 
2014-01-24 02:27:59 AM
Maybe he can appeal his imminent conviction to Obama for a pardon.

www.myfacewhen.net
 
2014-01-24 02:29:59 AM
"As we have long said, this Office and the FBI take a zero tolerance approach to corruption of the electoral process," said U.S. Attorney for Manhattan Preet Bharara in a FBI statement.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-24 02:37:46 AM
Couldn't happen to a nicer sack of puke.
 
2014-01-24 02:39:29 AM
Dinesh,

3.bp.blogspot.com  and stay out of jail.
 
2014-01-24 02:42:10 AM

DamnYankees: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x371]


WTF is D'Souza trying to sell in that infomercial? A bag for storing dead bodies?

/"Casters make wheeling your victims to their shallow graves fast and easy!"
//"Call now and we'll throw in the pointy duffel bag you see behind me for free! Perfect for toting decapitated heads and other assorted body parts!"
 
2014-01-24 02:43:04 AM
How the gibbering monkeyfark did THIS get greenlit over the TownHall link with 20+ posts and a running threadgag?
/modmins be slippin...
 
2014-01-24 02:44:25 AM

stickmangrit: How the gibbering monkeyfark did THIS get greenlit over the TownHall link with 20+ posts and a running threadgag?
/modmins be slippin...


Quality of product.
 
2014-01-24 02:46:31 AM

stickmangrit: How the gibbering monkeyfark did THIS get greenlit over the TownHall link with 20+ posts and a running threadgag?
/modmins be slippin...


Gee. What a shame that we missed a Townhall link.
 
2014-01-24 02:47:47 AM

Notabunny: fta Federal authorities say D'Souza encouraged other people to donate $20,000 to the campaign of an unnamed candidate,

He's not an idiot because he risked his career. He's an idiot because he risked his career for barely enough money to buy a Honda Civic.


What career? He is bullet proof in his profession as pundit.

While I think he is a douche, he can't be squeezed professionally. It's a trait I strive for.
 
2014-01-24 02:48:48 AM
I'm going to bet that he'll try to claim that limits on political donations are unconstitutional.
 
2014-01-24 02:57:41 AM
why didn't he just use a superpac?
 
2014-01-24 02:58:39 AM

BMulligan: stickmangrit: How the gibbering monkeyfark did THIS get greenlit over the TownHall link with 20+ posts and a running threadgag?
/modmins be slippin...

Gee. What a shame that we missed a Townhall link.


I'm waiting to see what American Thinker has to say on the subject.
 
2014-01-24 03:06:48 AM

wildcardjack: What career? He is bullet proof in his profession as pundit.


This helps him as a pundit.  He was pretty much an outcast after getting busted for cheating on his wife and he lost his six figure gig as president of that creepy religious college.  Now he gets to play a victim of  Tyrant Obama and get all his GOP street cred back.  Hell, he probably turned himself in.
 
2014-01-24 03:11:43 AM

BSABSVR: wildcardjack: What career? He is bullet proof in his profession as pundit.

This helps him as a pundit.  He was pretty much an outcast after getting busted for cheating on his wife and he lost his six figure gig as president of that creepy religious college.  Now he gets to play a victim of  Tyrant Obama and get all his GOP street cred back.  Hell, he probably turned himself in.


Like some creepy street gang, where you have to keep doing dirty deeds to keep your credibility up?
 
2014-01-24 03:15:05 AM

BSABSVR: wildcardjack: What career? He is bullet proof in his profession as pundit.

This helps him as a pundit.  He was pretty much an outcast after getting busted for cheating on his wife and he lost his six figure gig as president of that creepy religious college.  Now he gets to play a victim of  Tyrant Obama and get all his GOP street cred back.  Hell, he probably turned himself in.


I didn't realize he'd exposed himself like that. Vocal atheists tend to be better about being more scandal resistent.
 
2014-01-24 03:25:53 AM

TV's Vinnie: Maybe he can appeal his imminent conviction to Obama for a pardon.


Obama has the best presidential shiat-eating grin since Reagan.

This is one of the reasons I think he's doing the Lord's work as a troll/performance artist.
 
2014-01-24 03:35:21 AM
Pft., I've ignored D'Souza as hard as possible since he was a big Afrocentrist advocate back in the early 90's. I see no reason to start not paying attention to him now.
 
2014-01-24 04:07:44 AM
Funny how the most vocal advocates of financial opacity in politics tend to be Republican, and, yet, here we have a Republican committing fraud via that very opacity.

I detect a pattern...
 
2014-01-24 04:17:51 AM

wildcardjack: BSABSVR: wildcardjack: What career? He is bullet proof in his profession as pundit.

This helps him as a pundit.  He was pretty much an outcast after getting busted for cheating on his wife and he lost his six figure gig as president of that creepy religious college.  Now he gets to play a victim of  Tyrant Obama and get all his GOP street cred back.  Hell, he probably turned himself in.

I didn't realize he'd exposed himself like that. Vocal atheists tend to be better about being more scandal resistent.


Well, one asset that we godless obtain is help from the devil in avoiding trouble. That's why atheists are so statistically underrepresented in the prison population - Satan helps us not get caught.
 
2014-01-24 04:18:39 AM
So, is this some of that "election shenanigans" I keep hearing about? Imaginary people influencing the outcome of an election and whatnot?
 
2014-01-24 04:22:33 AM

winterbraid: So, is this some of that "election shenanigans" I keep hearing about? Imaginary people influencing the outcome of an election and whatnot?


Voter ID would have prevented this.
 
2014-01-24 04:22:53 AM
Did he make the calls on a D'Souzaphone?

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2014-01-24 04:42:34 AM
I thought Republicans were taught from birth that you never launder large sums; you split that shiat up into bite-size Benjamins so no one can find it.

Republicans will shun him not because he's an amoral shill in the game of Christian marketing, but because only a moron could be caught with dirty laundry so soon in the shell game of campaign finance.
 
2014-01-24 05:38:10 AM
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/80900/january- 1 6-2007/dinesh-d-souza

This is the only interview of Dinesh D'Souza you ever need to see.
 
2014-01-24 05:48:56 AM
This is clearly infringing on the first amendment rights of imaginary people.
 
2014-01-24 05:56:47 AM

MAC3: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/80900/january- 1 6-2007/dinesh-d-souza

This is the only interview of Dinesh D'Souza you ever need to see.


What a hilariously unpersuasive con artist.
 
2014-01-24 06:10:55 AM
Correct me if I'm mistaken, but doesn't his lawyer more or less admit he's guilty in the last paragraph? "Sure, he did it, but it's OK because he wasn't trying to buy influence." Or did I read that wrong?
 
2014-01-24 06:13:25 AM
Cheat to win.


It's the chicag.... Republican way.
 
2014-01-24 06:22:07 AM

clambam: Correct me if I'm mistaken, but doesn't his lawyer more or less admit he's guilty in the last paragraph? "Sure, he did it, but it's OK because he wasn't trying to buy influence." Or did I read that wrong?


'You're indited for money laundering.'

'I was NOT bribing her!'
 
2014-01-24 06:27:59 AM
Couldn't happen to a nicer asshole...
 
2014-01-24 06:36:15 AM

stickmangrit: How the gibbering monkeyfark did THIS get greenlit over the TownHall link with 20+ posts and a running threadgag?
/modmins be slippin...


Do you REALLY think we need more TowhHall links?  Really?
 
2014-01-24 06:56:30 AM

MAC3: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/80900/january- 1 6-2007/dinesh-d-souza

This is the only interview of Dinesh D'Souza you ever need to see.


Definitely worth watching. "Let's show Osama our traditional values so terrorists won't attack us!" is basically the line of reasoning I gathered from him.

Serves the asshole right.
 
2014-01-24 07:00:56 AM
Why not call him by his full name, Dinesh D'Souza Major Da'Pimp
 
2014-01-24 07:07:58 AM
I know it's fashionable on Fark to be angry with every politician, but just remember that imaginary people are people too. They have the same imaginary rights we have.
 
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