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(Elkhart Truth)   Liner notes from a 90s hip hop album is no way to go through life, son. (6th name down)   (elkharttruth.com ) divider line
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2014-01-24 06:49:23 AM  
7 votes:
I feel sorry for what's going to happen to this kid out on the playground. If he turns out scrawny, they're gonna call him LaSoulja Major LaWimp. If he's fat, Major LaBlimp. If he's short, Major LaShrimp. Crippled? Major LaGimp. Worst of all, if he turns out to have none of those problems, they'll call him by his actual name. Also they'll bury him on that very same playground after he's killed at age 10. R.I.P. LaSoulja, 2014-2024, survived by one son, LaGangsta 'Lil Mack' Big Dawg "Da Boss" C-Killa [Too Real] LaDollaz Airport Bieber-Burks.
2014-01-23 08:43:28 PM  
6 votes:
I'll assume the maternity ward staff just went ahead and sent a copy of the files to CPS for future reference.
GBB
2014-01-24 07:02:35 AM  
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.


Can't be racist when we don't know the race.
Or, are you assuming that he's of a particular race because of his name?
Wouldn't that make you the racist?
Cause the rest of us are making fun of a name for name's sake.
2014-01-24 07:01:49 AM  
3 votes:
I can't wait for his sister La'Tongua Shaneequa La'Ho Burks to show up.
GBB
2014-01-24 06:52:35 AM  
3 votes:
La'Soulja Major La'Pimp Burks, CEO....
2014-01-24 10:26:32 AM  
2 votes:
That's Major La'Pimp to you, sir!
2014-01-24 09:02:13 AM  
2 votes:
There can only be one response:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

My name is Sue. How DO you do? Now you gonna DIE!
2014-01-24 07:15:22 AM  
2 votes:

GBB: AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.

Can't be racist when we don't know the race.
Or, are you assuming that he's of a particular race because of his name?
Wouldn't that make you the racist?
Cause the rest of us are making fun of a name for name's sake.


Most likely Asian, trying to assimilate into the local society. They do that.
2014-01-24 06:35:32 AM  
2 votes:
Don't be culturally insensitive, submitter.
2014-01-25 10:13:02 AM  
1 vote:

FarkQued: Your welcome for explaining that, snowflake.


Oh yay. Yet another FARK contributor who isnt nearly as intelligent as he thinks he is. Color me shocked.
2014-01-24 03:07:31 PM  
1 vote:
Re: Racism

Black people can be incredibly stupid too. It's okay to point and laugh at stupid black people.

Just don't get your meth sweat stained knickers in a knot when others make fun of you for naming your kids Billy Joe Bob Guthry Ennis the Threeve and yelling about birf certifimacates and "Mexicans" who are actually from the Philippines stealing yer jerb when you can't even be bothered to leave the trailer park long enough to get the 17 year old manager at the local McD's to sign your welfare job search form because "you don't take no guff from them filthy libruls and egghead burr... boor-o... er... bieuooor-o... uh... pencil pooshin' gubmint nancies".

Also... you still aren't allowed to say the "N" word. You just aren't.

/here to help
2014-01-24 11:48:30 AM  
1 vote:
Female Jones (pronounced FeeMALeh)

The hospital done named her....
2014-01-24 10:58:46 AM  
1 vote:
ts2.mm.bing.net
2014-01-24 09:47:13 AM  
1 vote:

FLMountainMan: InterruptingQuirk: How many racists we have in here today?

Easier to label everyone as opposed to addressing problems, amirite?  Go back to your Law & Order reruns.


First, a question is not a statement. Guilty conscience at work?

This whole article was predicated on the choice of name for a newborn. We don't know anything else about this child or their parents and yet in the first ~10 comments we have an assumption for the need of Children's Protective Services, a picture of a pimp, an assumption that the child has no viable future, an assumption that the parents are stupid, an assumption that this name ensures that the "child is a failure for their entire life and incapable of getting a job", and a slew of name games revolving around cultural stereotypes.
2014-01-24 08:58:11 AM  
1 vote:
La'stupid La'name.
2014-01-24 08:45:05 AM  
1 vote:

Disappearing Hitchhiker: Parents should also consider how the child's name would be Spoonerised. The kid below Le Pimp is Farker Pox.


Poor Shiloh Pitt.
2014-01-24 07:32:36 AM  
1 vote:

Lord_Dubu: corgimommy: My aunt was an OB-GUN nurse and the names people gave their kids were sad and hilarious.

One woman, out of it from drugs, saw my aunt holding the placenta and asked " what is that?". My aunt said "that's the placenta". The woman said " that's a pretty name. I think I'll call her Placenta."

Not sure if that name stuck or not but I really hope not.

I do believe your Aunt has passed off an urban legend as a personal anecdote.


Oranjello and Lemonjello wept.
2014-01-24 07:08:32 AM  
1 vote:
He's probably named after a possible father, La'Three Strikes Convict.
2014-01-24 07:00:05 AM  
1 vote:
Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.
mhd
2014-01-24 06:44:32 AM  
1 vote:
Anias?

/son of Merlin. Home birth. Oh my.
2014-01-24 06:38:47 AM  
1 vote:
Damn Autocorrect. OB-GYN nurse. Not what it put there!

TGIF.
2014-01-24 06:27:46 AM  
1 vote:
sharedhope.files.wordpress.com

La'Pimp
 
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