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(Elkhart Truth)   Liner notes from a 90s hip hop album is no way to go through life, son. (6th name down)   ( divider line
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2014-01-23 08:43:28 PM  
5 votes:
I'll assume the maternity ward staff just went ahead and sent a copy of the files to CPS for future reference.
2014-01-24 07:02:35 AM  
4 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.

Can't be racist when we don't know the race.
Or, are you assuming that he's of a particular race because of his name?
Wouldn't that make you the racist?
Cause the rest of us are making fun of a name for name's sake.
2014-01-25 10:13:02 AM  
1 vote:

FarkQued: Your welcome for explaining that, snowflake.

Oh yay. Yet another FARK contributor who isnt nearly as intelligent as he thinks he is. Color me shocked.
2014-01-25 03:56:46 AM  
1 vote:
In the non-print link, you can see the mother posting in the comment section.
2014-01-24 03:07:31 PM  
1 vote:
Re: Racism

Black people can be incredibly stupid too. It's okay to point and laugh at stupid black people.

Just don't get your meth sweat stained knickers in a knot when others make fun of you for naming your kids Billy Joe Bob Guthry Ennis the Threeve and yelling about birf certifimacates and "Mexicans" who are actually from the Philippines stealing yer jerb when you can't even be bothered to leave the trailer park long enough to get the 17 year old manager at the local McD's to sign your welfare job search form because "you don't take no guff from them filthy libruls and egghead burr... boor-o... er... bieuooor-o... uh... pencil pooshin' gubmint nancies".

Also... you still aren't allowed to say the "N" word. You just aren't.

/here to help
2014-01-24 02:10:58 PM  
1 vote:

FarkQued: Seventh - and a slew of name games revolving around cultural stereotypes, you got a point with this one,but remember that stereotypes are usually based on the most frequent information received about a culture by other cultures.

No, its the information that other cultures choose to pay attention to, not necessarily the most frequent information, but still, I understand your effort to make your racist bullshiat you pulled out of your ass sound all scientific n stuff.
2014-01-24 09:02:13 AM  
1 vote:
There can only be one response:

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My name is Sue. How DO you do? Now you gonna DIE!
2014-01-24 08:41:12 AM  
1 vote:

InterruptingQuirk: How many racists we have in here today?

Easier to label everyone as opposed to addressing problems, amirite?  Go back to your Law & Order reruns.
2014-01-24 08:25:51 AM  
1 vote:

Kibbler: yes everyone should name their kids Justin and Rachel, or Heath and Britney, or whatever the current snowflake favorites are


Seems like you missed the point.
No one says all kids should have names like Bill or George, but a name like "La'Soulja" is setting your child up to fail. They didn't even give the kid a regular middle name that he could use instead. Not to mention the fact that "La'Pimp" glorifies a criminal profession. Would "De'Manslaughter" or "Tremurder" be acceptable to you? What about "La'Jennocyde" That's a lovely girls name.
You want to call your buddy a pimp because he scores with lots of chicks, that's one thing, but to codify it is something else.
I'm all for tolerance but this is ridiculous.
2014-01-24 08:11:34 AM  
1 vote:

deanis: Tabria Nolen and Ray Harris, Osceola, son (Ta'zeek Raychon Daking, 7 lbs. 12 oz.), 10:44 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2014.

This one isn't much better.

My son Software Engineer B. and I agree.
2014-01-24 07:13:36 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.

Hey you forgot something
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2014-01-24 07:12:35 AM  
1 vote:

corgimommy: My aunt was an OB-GUN nurse and the names people gave their kids were sad and hilarious.

One woman, out of it from drugs, saw my aunt holding the placenta and asked " what is that?". My aunt said "that's the placenta". The woman said " that's a pretty name. I think I'll call her Placenta."

Not sure if that name stuck or not but I really hope not.

I do believe your Aunt has passed off an urban legend as a personal anecdote.
2014-01-24 07:02:30 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.

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2014-01-24 06:56:21 AM  
1 vote:
Tamekia Burks, Elkhart, son (La'Soulja Major La'Pimp Burks, 6 lbs. 8 oz.), 3:20 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2014.

There's no "and" in there.

/just wanted to point that out
//no reason
2014-01-24 06:52:35 AM  
1 vote:
La'Soulja Major La'Pimp Burks, CEO....
2014-01-24 06:49:23 AM  
1 vote:
I feel sorry for what's going to happen to this kid out on the playground. If he turns out scrawny, they're gonna call him LaSoulja Major LaWimp. If he's fat, Major LaBlimp. If he's short, Major LaShrimp. Crippled? Major LaGimp. Worst of all, if he turns out to have none of those problems, they'll call him by his actual name. Also they'll bury him on that very same playground after he's killed at age 10. R.I.P. LaSoulja, 2014-2024, survived by one son, LaGangsta 'Lil Mack' Big Dawg "Da Boss" C-Killa [Too Real] LaDollaz Airport Bieber-Burks.
2014-01-24 06:36:24 AM  
1 vote:
How to ensure your child is a failure for their entire life and incapable of getting a job..
2014-01-24 06:35:40 AM  
1 vote:
You'd be right to not give that kid a job. ANyone with parents so stupid is likely brain-dead.

/Gotta be a joke
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