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(Elkhart Truth)   Liner notes from a 90s hip hop album is no way to go through life, son. (6th name down)   (elkharttruth.com) divider line 140
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mhd
2014-01-24 08:30:02 AM

polkadottie: She also had an Abcde in her classroom a couple years afterwards with a Cash Monay.


Oooh, French nobility...
 
2014-01-24 08:30:15 AM

Kibbler: yes everyone should name their kids Justin and Rachel, or Heath and Britney, or whatever the current snowflake favorites are

everyone


I know it's a Friday, but can you put a little more effort into your false dichotomy.  This thread needs better trollbait than that.
 
2014-01-24 08:33:23 AM

content9.flixster.com

 
2014-01-24 08:33:41 AM
Tak'wes@sha La'va'de'natra'che Smith approves

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2014-01-24 08:34:42 AM
How many racists we have in here today?
 
2014-01-24 08:34:49 AM
What the hell is wrong with these parents?

It is a child, not a pet.
 
2014-01-24 08:41:12 AM

InterruptingQuirk: How many racists we have in here today?


Easier to label everyone as opposed to addressing problems, amirite?  Go back to your Law & Order reruns.
 
2014-01-24 08:41:42 AM
That poor kid.
 
2014-01-24 08:42:19 AM

eyemarten: What the hell is wrong with these parents?

It is a child, not a pet.


They know that. The state will not pay you to raise a pet dog or cat.
 
2014-01-24 08:45:05 AM

Disappearing Hitchhiker: Parents should also consider how the child's name would be Spoonerised. The kid below Le Pimp is Farker Pox.


Poor Shiloh Pitt.
 
2014-01-24 08:45:30 AM
I miss the east alabama medical center's 'stork bytes' page.

//Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
 
2014-01-24 08:46:25 AM

QueenMamaBee: Neydy and Jose had a kid named Anderson?


Heh, that one stuck out to me too.
 
2014-01-24 08:47:56 AM
Clearly, the only way to ensure the kid turns out okay is to Superman that 'ho' immediately.

OOOHHHHHHHH!
 
mhd
2014-01-24 08:51:33 AM
s16.postimg.org
 
2014-01-24 08:52:24 AM
I La'Affed pretty hard.
 
2014-01-24 08:53:56 AM
I'm sure Jihad Mohammed* feels his pain.

/* i have no idea if there is really a jihad mohammed
//straw comedic attempt?
///because 3

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2014-01-24 08:58:11 AM
La'stupid La'name.
 
2014-01-24 09:01:48 AM

InterruptingQuirk: How many racists we have in here today?


What do you mean?  What race are we talking about?  I don't see any mention of it.
 
2014-01-24 09:02:13 AM
There can only be one response:

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My name is Sue. How DO you do? Now you gonna DIE!
 
2014-01-24 09:03:00 AM
A good friend of mine saw a woman with a couple of kids in a store, the kids were acting up and she said "Spatula!  I've got two words for you- BE-HAVE!!"
Later, at the checkout, a canned ham she was trying to shoplift fell out from under her dress and she said "Who threw that ham at me?!?"
 
2014-01-24 09:23:21 AM
www.funny-potato.com
 
2014-01-24 09:24:58 AM
My second wife was a librarian in Maryland and one day after taking the bookmobile out to the rural area, she came back and told me of a little girl who checked out a book from her that day whose name was Syphilis.  She just could not believe a mother would name a child that name but, not getting into the racial background of the parents, from that name you kinda get the idea that they were neither Anglo nor Hispanic nor Asian.  What was that mother thinking?  I realize everyone has their pet names but...
 
2014-01-24 09:32:40 AM

cwick: A good friend of mine saw a woman with a couple of kids in a store, the kids were acting up and she said "Spatula!  I've got two words for you- BE-HAVE!!"
Later, at the checkout, a canned ham she was trying to shoplift fell out from under her dress and she said "Who threw that ham at me?!?"


I use the "two words: BE-HAVE" line with my kids all the time. My oldest actually argued with her teacher when she was told it was one word.

I also taught them that the machine you get money from is an automated ATM machine.

/I screwed them up, haven't I?
 
2014-01-24 09:35:36 AM
There is no way this is for real.
 
2014-01-24 09:41:27 AM

AngryTeacher: I also taught them that the machine you get money from is an automated ATM machine.


Don't forget your PIN number!
 
2014-01-24 09:44:57 AM

cwick: AngryTeacher: I also taught them that the machine you get money from is an automated ATM machine.

Don't forget your PIN number!


Your personal PIN number?  The one that goes with your CAC card?
 
2014-01-24 09:47:13 AM

FLMountainMan: InterruptingQuirk: How many racists we have in here today?

Easier to label everyone as opposed to addressing problems, amirite?  Go back to your Law & Order reruns.


First, a question is not a statement. Guilty conscience at work?

This whole article was predicated on the choice of name for a newborn. We don't know anything else about this child or their parents and yet in the first ~10 comments we have an assumption for the need of Children's Protective Services, a picture of a pimp, an assumption that the child has no viable future, an assumption that the parents are stupid, an assumption that this name ensures that the "child is a failure for their entire life and incapable of getting a job", and a slew of name games revolving around cultural stereotypes.
 
2014-01-24 09:48:57 AM

LazerFish: La'stupid La'name.


Too right. La'zerFish.
 
2014-01-24 09:49:27 AM
Gonna be La La in school. Song: "Who shot the La La?". Obscure?
 
2014-01-24 09:58:20 AM

FrancoFile: cwick: AngryTeacher: I also taught them that the machine you get money from is an automated ATM machine.

Don't forget your PIN number!

Your personal PIN number?  The one that goes with your CAC card?


No, the CAC card doesn't work at an ATM machine.  Jesus, you people are idiots.
 
2014-01-24 10:02:13 AM

InterruptingQuirk: FLMountainMan: InterruptingQuirk: How many racists we have in here today?

Easier to label everyone as opposed to addressing problems, amirite?  Go back to your Law & Order reruns.

First, a question is not a statement. Guilty conscience at work?

This whole article was predicated on the choice of name for a newborn. We don't know anything else about this child or their parents and yet in the first ~10 comments we have an assumption for the need of Children's Protective Services, a picture of a pimp, an assumption that the child has no viable future, an assumption that the parents are stupid, an assumption that this name ensures that the "child is a failure for their entire life and incapable of getting a job", and a slew of name games revolving around cultural stereotypes.


I'm not addressing anything of the other issues you mentioned, but let's be fair about this one. The kid is named La'Pimp.
 
2014-01-24 10:02:15 AM

oukewldave: InterruptingQuirk: How many racists we have in here today?

What do you mean?  What race are we talking about?  I don't see any mention of it.


I hate the farking French.
 
2014-01-24 10:02:49 AM
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K seen nodding his approval.
 
2014-01-24 10:07:13 AM
I went to high school with a guy named Ameane Person. He played basketball and on the roster it simply stated #12 A. Person.

/that's all I have to contribute to this thread at this time
 
2014-01-24 10:10:36 AM
Where is that fundie judge in Tennessee when you need her? I bet after seeing La'Pimp she would be happy to rename him Messiah.
 
2014-01-24 10:16:40 AM

Disaster Transport: A. Person


The part that we should remember.
 
2014-01-24 10:23:50 AM

InterruptingQuirk: FLMountainMan: InterruptingQuirk: How many racists we have in here today?

Easier to label everyone as opposed to addressing problems, amirite?  Go back to your Law & Order reruns.

First, a question is not a statement. Guilty conscience at work?

This whole article was predicated on the choice of name for a newborn. We don't know anything else about this child or their parents and yet in the first ~10 comments we have an assumption for the need of Children's Protective Services, a picture of a pimp, an assumption that the child has no viable future, an assumption that the parents are stupid, an assumption that this name ensures that the "child is a failure for their entire life and incapable of getting a job", and a slew of name games revolving around cultural stereotypes.



The kid is screwed. Not because of his name, but because he was born in Elkhart.

His only chance around here is in manufacturing, and he's gonna have some tough competition with all the Amish. Especially once little Anias grows up...

I actually think his middle name, Major, is pretty cool. Wouldn't name my own kid that, but it ain't that bad.
 
2014-01-24 10:25:10 AM

InterruptingQuirk: FLMountainMan: InterruptingQuirk: How many racists we have in here today?

Easier to label everyone as opposed to addressing problems, amirite?  Go back to your Law & Order reruns.

First, a question is not a statement. Guilty conscience at work?

This whole article was predicated on the choice of name for a newborn. We don't know anything else about this child or their parents and yet in the first ~10 comments we have an assumption for the need of Children's Protective Services, a picture of a pimp, an assumption that the child has no viable future, an assumption that the parents are stupid, an assumption that this name ensures that the "child is a failure for their entire life and incapable of getting a job", and a slew of name games revolving around cultural stereotypes.


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2014-01-24 10:26:32 AM
That's Major La'Pimp to you, sir!
 
2014-01-24 10:32:40 AM
A German friend told me about how he had to get some kind of government approval for his kid's name (there's apparently laws about that sort of thing in Germany) and I was horrified at the time.  I think I still am, but after seeing this...I don't know...
 
2014-01-24 10:37:20 AM
Wow, worst baby name of the year in on January 15th. That's got to be a new record.

You gotta admit, that's going to be a really hard one to top.
 
2014-01-24 10:39:37 AM

InterruptingQuirk: This whole article was predicated on the choice of name for a newborn. We don't know anything else about this child or their parents and yet in the first ~10 comments we have an assumption for the need of Children's Protective Services, a picture of a pimp, an assumption that the child has no viable future, an assumption that the parents are stupid, an assumption that this name ensures that the "child is a failure for their entire life and incapable of getting a job", and a slew of name games revolving around cultural stereotypes.


Weren't the assumptions, at least the ethnic ones, accurate?
 
2014-01-24 10:40:33 AM
Getting a kick out of the hypersensitive righteous indignation crowd.
 
2014-01-24 10:40:46 AM

ckccfa: A German friend told me about how he had to get some kind of government approval for his kid's name (there's apparently laws about that sort of thing in Germany) and I was horrified at the time.  I think I still am, but after seeing this...I don't know...


There is a number of European countries with accepted lists of names. There was quite the story recently about Iceland revolving around this. Here's the wiki on the organization responsible.
 
2014-01-24 10:56:52 AM

Spaced Lion: Could be worse.

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Name: Twilight Sparkle

Sex: Male

...
 
2014-01-24 10:58:46 AM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2014-01-24 11:00:11 AM
My ex gf did child support enforcement for the county and she had a case where the childs name  first name was Ninety-Five South.

I was in K-Mart a few years ago and there was a little girl running around and acting up and her mother called her Placenta

/CSB
 
2014-01-24 11:48:30 AM
Female Jones (pronounced FeeMALeh)

The hospital done named her....
 
2014-01-24 11:51:16 AM
I've seen a girl named Kittybelle Johnson.

Also got mildly outraged over a "Plumptious Johnson" before finding out that our lab does work for the local animal clinic and Plumptious was a cat.
 
2014-01-24 11:54:57 AM
Gonna take a wild guess... Black?
 
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