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(Elkhart Truth)   Liner notes from a 90s hip hop album is no way to go through life, son. (6th name down)   (elkharttruth.com) divider line 140
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2014-01-23 08:43:28 PM  
I'll assume the maternity ward staff just went ahead and sent a copy of the files to CPS for future reference.
 
2014-01-24 06:27:46 AM  
sharedhope.files.wordpress.com

La'Pimp
 
2014-01-24 06:29:45 AM  
That's got to be some kind of joke, please be some kind of joke.

What chance does that kid have in life if it's true?
 
2014-01-24 06:30:30 AM  
 ... and here I thought naming your kid Pepsi was bad...
 
2014-01-24 06:35:32 AM  
Don't be culturally insensitive, submitter.
 
2014-01-24 06:35:40 AM  
You'd be right to not give that kid a job. ANyone with parents so stupid is likely brain-dead.

/Gotta be a joke
 
2014-01-24 06:36:24 AM  
How to ensure your child is a failure for their entire life and incapable of getting a job..
 
2014-01-24 06:37:20 AM  
My aunt was an OB-GUN nurse and the names people gave their kids were sad and hilarious.

One woman, out of it from drugs, saw my aunt holding the placenta and asked " what is that?". My aunt said "that's the placenta". The woman said " that's a pretty name. I think I'll call her Placenta."

Not sure if that name stuck or not but I really hope not.
 
2014-01-24 06:38:47 AM  
Damn Autocorrect. OB-GYN nurse. Not what it put there!

TGIF.
 
mhd
2014-01-24 06:44:32 AM  
Anias?

/son of Merlin. Home birth. Oh my.
 
2014-01-24 06:49:23 AM  
I feel sorry for what's going to happen to this kid out on the playground. If he turns out scrawny, they're gonna call him LaSoulja Major LaWimp. If he's fat, Major LaBlimp. If he's short, Major LaShrimp. Crippled? Major LaGimp. Worst of all, if he turns out to have none of those problems, they'll call him by his actual name. Also they'll bury him on that very same playground after he's killed at age 10. R.I.P. LaSoulja, 2014-2024, survived by one son, LaGangsta 'Lil Mack' Big Dawg "Da Boss" C-Killa [Too Real] LaDollaz Airport Bieber-Burks.
 
2014-01-24 06:50:47 AM  

Descartes: [sharedhope.files.wordpress.com image 400x600]

La'Pimp


Brutha be stylin'! Hell yeah!
 
GBB
2014-01-24 06:52:35 AM  
La'Soulja Major La'Pimp Burks, CEO....
 
2014-01-24 06:55:36 AM  
He's gonna be a hit with the ladies, that's fo' sho'.

I can see it now. He goes to pick up young Sallie Anne for their date. She's watching eagerly out the front window
when she sees his car pull up, rims a-spinnin', and gushes, "Oh Daddy! LaPimp is here to take me to the dance!"
 
GBB
2014-01-24 06:56:21 AM  
Tamekia Burks, Elkhart, son (La'Soulja Major La'Pimp Burks, 6 lbs. 8 oz.), 3:20 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2014.


There's no "and" in there.

/just wanted to point that out
//no reason
///NTTAWWT
 
2014-01-24 07:00:05 AM  
Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.
 
2014-01-24 07:01:49 AM  
I can't wait for his sister La'Tongua Shaneequa La'Ho Burks to show up.
 
2014-01-24 07:02:30 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.


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GBB
2014-01-24 07:02:35 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.


Can't be racist when we don't know the race.
Or, are you assuming that he's of a particular race because of his name?
Wouldn't that make you the racist?
Cause the rest of us are making fun of a name for name's sake.
 
2014-01-24 07:05:34 AM  
Could be worse.

i42.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-24 07:08:32 AM  
He's probably named after a possible father, La'Three Strikes Convict.
 
2014-01-24 07:10:51 AM  
Its not like they will call him that, Im sure he has a nickname already
 
2014-01-24 07:11:03 AM  

GBB: Can't be racist when we don't know the race.


Um,
Tamekia Datgoodshiat Burks

Not 100% sure but it's probably a good bet that's her
 
2014-01-24 07:11:05 AM  

KeatingFive: You'd be right to not give that kid a job. ANyone with parents  a parent so stupid is likely brain-dead.

/Gotta be a joke


Maybe Tamekia will be raising this one solo.
 
2014-01-24 07:11:10 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.


You're the REAL racist for noticing racism.

/Also, you're an idiot and a liar.
 
2014-01-24 07:12:35 AM  

corgimommy: My aunt was an OB-GUN nurse and the names people gave their kids were sad and hilarious.

One woman, out of it from drugs, saw my aunt holding the placenta and asked " what is that?". My aunt said "that's the placenta". The woman said " that's a pretty name. I think I'll call her Placenta."

Not sure if that name stuck or not but I really hope not.


I do believe your Aunt has passed off an urban legend as a personal anecdote.
 
2014-01-24 07:13:19 AM  
I work closely with my state's CPS and so I have lots of names that violate good sense and common conventions of the English language. I will say that this is by far the worst I have ever seen.
My sister is currently pregnant and daily I send her names of kids from my files as suggestions.
Yesterday's winner: Ohntezz.
 
2014-01-24 07:13:36 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.



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2014-01-24 07:15:22 AM  

GBB: AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.

Can't be racist when we don't know the race.
Or, are you assuming that he's of a particular race because of his name?
Wouldn't that make you the racist?
Cause the rest of us are making fun of a name for name's sake.


Most likely Asian, trying to assimilate into the local society. They do that.
 
2014-01-24 07:23:25 AM  

GBB: AverageAmericanGuy: Wow. The racism is out of control in here. I bet the Beeb and Sherman thug thread will be more civilized than you all.

I'm out.

Can't be racist when we don't know the race.
Or, are you assuming that he's of a particular race because of his name?
Wouldn't that make you the racist?
Cause the rest of us are making fun of a name for name's sake.


0-media-cdn.foolz.us

"It's pronounced  'ahs-we-pay', old chap."
 
2014-01-24 07:28:14 AM  

corgimommy: My aunt was an OB-GUN nurse and the names people gave their kids were sad and hilarious.

One woman, out of it from drugs, saw my aunt holding the placenta and asked " what is that?". My aunt said "that's the placenta". The woman said " that's a pretty name. I think I'll call her Placenta."

Not sure if that name stuck or not but I really hope not.


That is hilarious. Sad, but hilarious.
 
2014-01-24 07:30:38 AM  

corgimommy: My aunt was an OB-GUN nurse and the names people gave their kids were sad and hilarious.

One woman, out of it from drugs, saw my aunt holding the placenta and asked " what is that?". My aunt said "that's the placenta". The woman said " that's a pretty name. I think I'll call her Placenta."

Not sure if that name stuck or not but I really hope not.


ps... I think you mean OB-GYN nurse? Or is this your aunt?

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2014-01-24 07:32:36 AM  

Lord_Dubu: corgimommy: My aunt was an OB-GUN nurse and the names people gave their kids were sad and hilarious.

One woman, out of it from drugs, saw my aunt holding the placenta and asked " what is that?". My aunt said "that's the placenta". The woman said " that's a pretty name. I think I'll call her Placenta."

Not sure if that name stuck or not but I really hope not.

I do believe your Aunt has passed off an urban legend as a personal anecdote.


Oranjello and Lemonjello wept.
 
2014-01-24 07:33:51 AM  
offmymeds:

"It's pronounced  'ahs-we-pay', old chap."

Brilliant.

Usually fall back on "It's pronounced 'Doo - Maa' you insensitive prick!"
 
2014-01-24 07:34:07 AM  
Had a high school buddy in Brooklyn in the 70's who was born in Japan, his name was Satoshi. We called him Satch. He had a younger brother in same school who was born in the US. Parents wanted to assimilate, so naturally they named him Elvis.

/CSB
 
2014-01-24 07:39:51 AM  

mhd: Anias?

/son of Merlin. Home birth. Oh my.


9lbs 15oz? Ow, my Anias
 
2014-01-24 07:40:46 AM  
They should have just named him Convict.
 
2014-01-24 07:46:03 AM  
Tabria Nolen and Ray Harris, Osceola, son (Ta'zeek Raychon Daking, 7 lbs. 12 oz.), 10:44 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2014.

This one isn't much better. I'm naming my kids Boy or Girl, in the name of simplicity.
 
2014-01-24 07:48:54 AM  

Fun Razor: mhd: Anias?

/son of Merlin. Home birth. Oh my.

9lbs 15oz? Ow, my Anias


If she'd taken it up the Anias, she wouldn't have had Anias.
 
2014-01-24 07:49:38 AM  
yes everyone should name their kids Justin and Rachel, or Heath and Britney, or whatever the current snowflake favorites are

everyone
 
2014-01-24 07:52:05 AM  

Ivandrago: I work closely with my state's CPS and so I have lots of names that violate good sense and common conventions of the English language. I will say that this is by far the worst I have ever seen.
My sister is currently pregnant and daily I send her names of kids from my files as suggestions.
Yesterday's winner: Ohntezz.


Lewis Black did a not years ago about stupid child names. Among them:

-Asshole (ah-shole-uh)
-shiathread (shi-thayed)
-Abcde (ab-si-day)

I pray to (deity) that it was all made up for a joke, because those kids would be farked. Can you imagine a teacher who would look at a class roster at those names?
 
2014-01-24 07:52:41 AM  
No love for "Ta'Zeek Raychon Daking"? (second on the list in TFA)
 
2014-01-24 08:10:10 AM  

Technoir: No love for "Ta'Zeek Raychon Daking"? (second on the list in TFA)


No, not really.
 
2014-01-24 08:11:34 AM  

deanis: Tabria Nolen and Ray Harris, Osceola, son (Ta'zeek Raychon Daking, 7 lbs. 12 oz.), 10:44 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2014.

This one isn't much better.


My son Software Engineer B. and I agree.
 
2014-01-24 08:12:25 AM  
When I think of La'Pimp I think this
ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com

/or would that be Le'Pimp?
 
2014-01-24 08:13:44 AM  
Parents should also consider how the child's name would be Spoonerised. The kid below Le Pimp is Farker Pox.
 
2014-01-24 08:19:00 AM  
Oh shiathead is actually a name. At least that's how the snowflake in my cousin's 2nd grade class spelled it. She made sure to ask the principal how to pronounce it prior to taking attendance on the first day of school. She also had an Abcde in her classroom a couple years afterwards with a Cash Monay.
 
2014-01-24 08:25:51 AM  

Kibbler: yes everyone should name their kids Justin and Rachel, or Heath and Britney, or whatever the current snowflake favorites are

everyone


Seems like you missed the point.
No one says all kids should have names like Bill or George, but a name like "La'Soulja" is setting your child up to fail. They didn't even give the kid a regular middle name that he could use instead. Not to mention the fact that "La'Pimp" glorifies a criminal profession. Would "De'Manslaughter" or "Tremurder" be acceptable to you? What about "La'Jennocyde" That's a lovely girls name.
You want to call your buddy a pimp because he scores with lots of chicks, that's one thing, but to codify it is something else.
I'm all for tolerance but this is ridiculous.
 
2014-01-24 08:27:55 AM  
Neydy and Jose had a kid named Anderson?
 
2014-01-24 08:29:25 AM  
The only thing worse than racial stereotyping is living up to stereotyping.

I hope he becomes an astrophysicist and changes his name to Pi Burks, which is about the only thing that could reasonably be derived from his first names, be socially acceptable, and be appropriate for his profession.

Assuming that's a male name, of course...
 
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