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(AP)   Twenty-five pilot whales found beached and dead near Florida. NTSB has ruled the deaths are due to pilot error   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 39
    More: Sad, pilot error, Winter Games, National Transportation Safety Board  
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2014-01-23 08:37:11 PM  
Near Florida? So it was either Georgia or Alabama?
 
2014-01-23 08:38:27 PM  
farking Japanese. Driving these beautiful creatures to suicide with their relentless whale hunts and bloody lagoon slaughters.
 
2014-01-23 08:46:06 PM  
I'm going with golf balls in the blow holes.
 
2014-01-23 08:47:01 PM  
We're gonna need a lot more dynamite.
 
2014-01-23 08:47:11 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: farking Japanese. Driving these beautiful creatures to suicide with their relentless whale hunts and bloody lagoon slaughters.


I was just thinking, "Those Sea Shepard douchbags are going to declare war on Florida now."
 
2014-01-23 08:50:57 PM  
I heard about this on a podcast
 
2014-01-23 08:52:03 PM  
What should you do with a dead pilot whale?

Pilot up there with the other ones.
 
2014-01-23 08:52:53 PM  
This has been happening near here.  The pictures are heartbreaking.
 
2014-01-23 08:53:56 PM  

Dragonflew: I heard about this on a podcast


Trendy!
 
2014-01-23 08:59:59 PM  
Related to magnetic north shifting?
 
2014-01-23 09:01:47 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Dragonflew: I heard about this on a podcast

Trendy!


Whooooosh! LOL.
 
2014-01-23 09:07:42 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: farking Japanese. Driving these beautiful creatures to suicide with their relentless whale hunts and bloody lagoon slaughters.


i125.photobucket.com

Japanese? Off the coast of Florida?
 
2014-01-23 09:09:29 PM  
So that's what addled Justin Bieber's thinking to get into that train wreck of a drunk driving resisting arrest thing. First the 2000 election, then Justin Bieber, now the whales. Is there anything Florida can't addle?
 
2014-01-23 09:27:29 PM  

Dragonflew: I heard about this on a podcast


You orca be ashamed with yourself. It was a fluke.
 
2014-01-23 09:35:02 PM  
amazingstoriesmag.com
Quick! Everybody get drunk!
 
2014-01-23 09:45:38 PM  
TSA and ICE and Customs still need a full body scan or a body search.
 
2014-01-23 09:51:19 PM  

upndn: I'm going with golf balls in the blow holes.


Reminds me of an ex-girlfriend....

/or something
//there really is a joke in there somewhere
 
2014-01-23 09:54:42 PM  

ArmednHammered: AverageAmericanGuy: Dragonflew: I heard about this on a podcast

Trendy!

Whooooosh! LOL.


I laughed harder at AAG's response than the pun.
 
2014-01-23 10:02:20 PM  
I wonder what whale tastes like.
 
2014-01-23 10:04:11 PM  
I'm going to go with pollution and changing sea temperatures. But it's cold in Florida right now so that blows the theory of global warming.

I DRTFA, I'm just lazy and want this thread to have the troll war it deserves.
 
2014-01-23 10:10:17 PM  
Navy sonar, or whatever they're calling it these days.
 
2014-01-23 10:10:27 PM  
the landed at the wrong beach 7 miles away
 
2014-01-23 10:16:18 PM  
My 92 year old uncle assures me that the Japanese are as tasty as they were in 1944.
 
2014-01-23 10:19:49 PM  

Mentalpatient87: [amazingstoriesmag.com image 500x750]
Quick! Everybody get drunk!


I saw that movie recently. Good bad movie.

/wait. was it good or bad?
//you decide
 
2014-01-23 10:25:32 PM  

Dragonflew: I heard about this on a podcast


*golf clap*
 
2014-01-23 10:30:36 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Dragonflew: I heard about this on a podcast

Trendy!


images.t-nation.com
 
2014-01-23 10:35:46 PM  


www.promotionalimprintedpen.com
R.I.P. PILOTS

 
2014-01-23 10:48:07 PM  
I heard there was 25 rotting corpses on the beach and I said nah breh that's just the old people, wait till early bird special time they'll move. Then they said no they're whales, and I go well yeah it's all you can eat everywhere down here.
 
2014-01-23 10:48:51 PM  
Those whales should've known to stay clear of that area.  Of course Florida was going to stands its ground.
 
2014-01-23 11:03:28 PM  

p the boiler: I'm going to go with pollution and changing sea temperatures. But it's cold in Florida right now so that blows the theory of global warming.
I DRTFA, I'm just lazy and want this thread to have the troll war it deserves.


Too much noise in the ocean. The poor things can't find their way around anymore.
 
2014-01-23 11:20:13 PM  
Now Truck loads of Japs will come and make it all into school lunch food stuff paid subsidized by jap gov .

Oh Wait, they will take samples for figuring out what kind of DNA they have, then the rest will be made into
a mercury food supplement for japs kids .

Oh Wait Wait, sorry I its not dolphins,  my bad
 
2014-01-23 11:21:58 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-01-23 11:47:03 PM  

DubtodaIll: I wonder what whale tastes like.


Like a cross between dolphin and california condor.
 
2014-01-24 12:00:20 AM  

saturn badger: Mentalpatient87: [amazingstoriesmag.com image 500x750]
Quick! Everybody get drunk!

I saw that movie recently. Good bad movie.

/wait. was it good or bad?
//you decide


I enjoyed it. It was a fun monster movie. If you're bored and browsing Netflix (as we all do from time to time) you could do a lot worse.
 
2014-01-24 12:24:37 AM  
All's well that ends whales

/too soon?
 
2014-01-24 01:27:10 AM  
Quick someone call the dynamite monkey
 
2014-01-24 02:35:07 AM  
bestofmeanwhilein.com
 
2014-01-24 04:26:06 AM  
It's been happening for 1000's of years.
The locals used to cook them for oil and dog-food.
 
2014-01-24 06:53:23 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Navy sonar, or whatever they're calling it these days.


I agree, that is probably the most likely cause...a lot of US Navy subs (and those of our allies) stop in at Cape Canaveral which isn't that far away at all
 
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