Snuffybud: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 332x591]I'm just throwing this out there for the laughs. Last weekend, one of the guys had a hair bandana for the Seahawks, and took it off during lunch. I put it on for fun, and a manager took this pic. I look completely deranged, but I don't care. :DI saw the pic and thought to myself "So that's what Lilyspad really looks like!" then I read on and realized that's not really your hair. I'm so dissapoint./beans for lunch?//mmmmmm............///"poof.......poof poof"
Diocletian's Last Cabbage: spinach gunk - My parents took me to a chinese buffet one time. I tooted the night away, but it wasn't exactly gleeful, if ya know what a mean?/pee-yew!
almostsane: quantum_jellyroll: yobbery:Mrs CDK: CDK has a message for you all from sherpa. His phone and interwebs service is spotty at best but wanted to let you all know that he's hanging tough and Dragon is, well, being Dragon and wanting to know where his hot wings are :) . Sherpa said to let you know that he misses you all and he will be here when he can. <invisible cat LOL>Thanks for the update./*big sigh*Ha! What did I tell you!!?Um, what DID you tell us?
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tigerose: OlderGuy: lilyspad: OlderGuy: Haggii, therefore, are directional by nature.. they can only run in one direction, and cannot reverse course.. they can do very tight turns at high speed, though.... they are classified as righties or lefties....Sounds like watching NASCAR. :DHaggii collisions are epic.. usually involve righties vs lefties... FTC collisions are usually righties or lefties...And when they are annoyed, they release great gouts of wind..sometimes mistaken for the Pipes..
laulaja: Completely furrgot yesterday was Robbie Burns's Birthday! That requires/d both a bagpipe & a haggis. BBC World Service Radio certainly did its annual piece on Hunting of the Wild Haggis.Able to bring up sketch done by Cafe Press Ago that "Bagpipes are really hard to draw." Not able to see where I'd saved that, but as it was ooogly, doubt you care.[i.imgur.com image 850x173]Thatsa duck billed platypus depictured, not a haggis! Great rescalement required, as is often the case,.
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 332x591]I'm just throwing this out there for the laughs. Last weekend, one of the guys had a hair bandana for the Seahawks, and took it off during lunch. I put it on for fun, and a manager took this pic. I look completely deranged, but I don't care. :D
John Buck 41: Buck Manor is doing its part here in midcoast Maine. Here's (from L to R) Ripley and Jasper. And no, they don't care for each other. Of the 2, Jasper is more likely to snuggle with me. They both like Mrs. Bucks lap. Not at the same time however.
Debby7813: Yay, Caturday! I was out of commission last week, sick in bed with brownchitis. Bleh. On the mend now, and looking forward to a good Caturday.
yobbery: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]Jeez you guize.....STAY WARM!!!! I was feeling all pissy because we are supposed to get some freezing rain tomorrow. It's 34 right now. (sorry).Pffffft!....I know 34 is cold, but to me 34 would feel like this right now........ [www.smugmug.com image 600x383]I'm sick and tired of this sub-zero/single digit shiat. We're supposed to get back to temps in the 30s at the end of the week. I'll probably be driving with the window down for a couple of days.
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]This shirt would be so much FUN to wear to the next Hemp-fest in Seattle!!! Hahahahha.....not that I would go. Too many dirty stinkin' hippies!!! :D
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]Jeez you guize.....STAY WARM!!!! I was feeling all pissy because we are supposed to get some freezing rain tomorrow. It's 34 right now. (sorry).
tigerose: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 427x640]Come on you guize...I could really use some laughs! Really.....*tickle, tickle*
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 427x640]Come on you guize...I could really use some laughs! Really.....
lilyspad: maynerdkitty: OMGTommy just walked through the living room carrying another bird.That is the third on this week, I have saw a lot of small birds in the yard today, now there is one less.The sky is clear blue and it is near 80 today so I have the door open to get some fresh air. I will have to get some screen doors up this summer. Why does he bring them inside to kill and eat?To show you what a great hunter he is!!!! Duh..... :D
CrankyAndi: [crankyandi.smugmug.com image 800x600]Stink eye of love
lilyspad: tigerose: And when they are annoyed, they release great gouts of wind..sometimes mistaken for the Pipes..Hahahaha!!! When did we start talking about QJ????? j/k....love you, sweetie!
Salem Witch: yobbery: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x374]Yobbery, we haven't seen any sweet Biscuit for a while! Howz about a fix??? :DSure,,,,if he ever gets out of bed. :-\Biscuit, Wolf and Nathan have been blanket lumps lately. It's wicked ass cold here and they know it.Ya mean like this?[imagizer.imageshack.us image 640x480]/Suzy's favorite new blankie.//Our neighbor got it for her.///He didn't want her to get cold.
micromedic: as an aside, I had really cute pictures of Flower, Mollie and the boyz but alas they were stolen when we were robbed a couple of weeks ago... Le sigh... I don't really care about the camera... I just want the SanDisk back....
Fun Razor: lilyspad: Fun Razor: I love my cat. I really do.She does a really good job of keeping the house varmint free. However, I wish she would 1) Stop playing with her food and 2) stop bringing me live foods to play with. I mean I really appreciate the thought and all. And it's very sweet. I also really wish she would rethink her plan to bring her live foods to me while I am sleeping in my bed. I really appreciate the gesture but mouse with cat spit sauce is not on my menu of favorite snacks.She thinks it makes the perfect midnite treat, especially since I didn't even have to get out of bed to enjoy play-kill-eat time. She then let it escape so she could hunt it all nite. In the bedroom. Of course. Because she wanted me to share in the fun. She is one thoughtful cat. She finally killed it about an hour ago and is now tenderizing it. Her method of tenderization is throwing the thing all over hell and gone. She is currently bouncing it off the ceiling and batting it like an All Star big leaguer. The look of pride on her face when it landed on my keyboard was priceless. It brought a tear to my eye (mostly because I was screaming like a little girl but that's beside the point). Like I said, I really love my cat.PS She is really mad at me now because I took it away from her. I'm sorry, I really can't like the sound of crunching mouse bones. Nor do I like playing mouse head ping pong or squish the carcass with your toes.Hahahaha!!!!!! I'm so sorry, but I laughed so hard at that!!Don't be sorry, I'm laughing, too...now.I would post a picture of what a mouse hunting cat might look like but I am unable to figure it out at teh present time. I have the basics but as a professional grade tech-tard it will take a bit before I figure out how to make them smaller than my ass head.
Thankfully, neither of us had this problem
Oh Predle! I'm so sorry for your accident! I hope you get a shiny new car from the asshat.
Meanwhile, at IR
in2it: tigerose: So, after RWDA talked about the Sriracha sauce, I bought some..3.98 a bottle. Hope that is a good price...do I keep it in the fridge once it is open? Suggestions for use?Yes refrigerate after opening, mix with mayo and dip everything in2it.
John Buck 41: 57 in June.
elguerodiablo: Fark. Where Caturday starts 2 or 3 days early but is still called Caturday for some reason. This place is pretty wacky.[img.fark.net image 470x195]
StranahansBarracuda: We were rear ended by an extremely sheepish Officer of the Law.
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]Just for the record....it's an old pic, but this is me. GO SEAHAWKS!!!! :D (I wish I had some kitteh angels to hold bubbles makers over my ass when I fart...yeah, that would be great!)
iamcar: Not a cat, but...Happy Caturday Everyone![img.fark.net image 500x375]
hawaiijenno: Does anyone have any advice related to an intercostal muscle strain? I fell flat on my back on ice a few weeks ago. I thought I was better, but I reached up to a shelf this evening & felt a pop in one of my ribs & had about 60 seconds of really intense pain. Now it's just really, really sore if I try to lift anything with that side or raise my arm above shoulder height. I think I just pulled one of the muscles, since there's no swelling
Sickapie: yobbery: Hellllooo Everyone![www.smugmug.com image 280x240]Feeling better? Most of the cooties gone?
lilyspad: OHNOES!!!!!! Are you sure you're okay? GAH!!!!
predle: There's nothing like being stopped in traffic, looking in your rear view mirror and seeing a Honda Ridgeline coming towards you with no driver. The guy was trying to get something off the floor and sat up just in time to see his car smash into mine. I'm fine, my car, however, is pretty crunched up.
tigerose: Hey! I made it past my 90 day probationary period! Yay. Now they have to work harder to fire my arse...
powerful katrinka: spinach gunk has a great picture in Farktography. It's a winner!
The Ice Queen: For the record, Ice Queen hates computer and she hates Windows 8 and she hates Pleurisy.
spinach gunk: *waves excitedly at everyone*
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