yobbery: Mrs CDK: He is still in his apartment for now so no need to worry about that :-). That will not happen if we have anything to do with it.Well said.... I couldn't sleep if that happened. Money's tight right now but not dangerously enough that I can't help out to some degree.EIP if needed.
lilyspad: quantum_jellyroll: ArmednHammered:a confused looking whale fell past my window followed by a bowl of petunias that said "Not again!"shanrick:[img.fark.net image 850x639]I think I just soiled myself...Yep!! BRBOkay, I'm going to be the dumb one and ask wtf this is about? I don't get it.....
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 427x640]Come on you guize...I could really use some laughs! Really.....
tigerose: Invisible Oranges: Hai guyz. It's been a couple weeks since I've checked in. Mainly been in lurk mode. BF was offered a job the same week he put his resume online. His skillset is in demand (software engineer), but still. Here be he + Riku-cat. I think he was laughing at something he was listening to. Kanye West, maybe. *shrug*[img.fark.net image 693x520]We're big fans of metal here, but have recently been listening and getting into this electronic genre called witch house. Can be dreamy and/or creepy, depending on the song or artist.Handsome kitteh. BF ain't hard to look at either. Glad he will be gainfully employed..meanwhile..how ya doin? Nice to see you.
Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Damn library machine, cut out on me when I was 3/4th done with this friggin' message!!OK, take 2...Could you all do me a HUGE favor? Got a message from AlienDandelion: the gist of the letter was not good. Will not go into the specifics out of respect for privacy (will leave that to her), but she is sick again and in need of cheering up.She has eip, but will be lurking here this Caturday. Could you please email or add thread message telling her nice things, giving good vibe/mojo, and letting her know she is not a forgotten lil Alien? She is having an awful time of it up there, and could use some cheering up.Thank you all.
yobbery: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]Jeez you guize.....STAY WARM!!!! I was feeling all pissy because we are supposed to get some freezing rain tomorrow. It's 34 right now. (sorry).Pffffft!....I know 34 is cold, but to me 34 would feel like this right now........ [www.smugmug.com image 600x383]I'm sick and tired of this sub-zero/single digit shiat. We're supposed to get back to temps in the 30s at the end of the week. I'll probably be driving with the window down for a couple of days.
AlienDandelion: /more like super frustrated and pissed off all to hell.
Invisible Oranges: spinach gunk: Invisible Oranges: spinach gunk: [img.fark.net image 850x637]Who's the culprit? Jack or Gremie? Definitely a captionable pic!They totally look like Jack & Gremie! I thought there was something familiar about that pair. Don't think Gremie is quite as fluffy as the cat in that pic though. And I'm sure neither of them would EVER destroy a feather pillow.... would they, Gremlin1?D'oh! Totally didn't realize you were the poster and not Gremlin1!
lilyspad: maynerdkitty: OMGTommy just walked through the living room carrying another bird.That is the third on this week, I have saw a lot of small birds in the yard today, now there is one less.The sky is clear blue and it is near 80 today so I have the door open to get some fresh air. I will have to get some screen doors up this summer. Why does he bring them inside to kill and eat?To show you what a great hunter he is!!!! Duh..... :D
lilyspad: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: So, looking at the date today, it dawned on me that today marks four months of bachelorhood. Hasn't been easy, but have rediscovered my smile, and although I miss my children terribly, I have settled into the single life halfway decently. But in missing the kids, I do miss my furry terrorist babies and kittehs. Sophia will be leaving me in a couple of weeks, leaving just Dexter and I to soldier on. So in honor of my new freedom, and in missing my kids (flesh and furry), here's some oldies of all the fur kids who have a new life, but who are missed by their dad.[scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]Pirogi and S-H-I-I-T-A-K-E Parmesan sharing a quiet moment.[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 720x960]Moo Shu Tiramisu showing his cute.[scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]General Tso's Tortellini and Sashimi Fettuccine at about 3 weeks old.[fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 720x960]Waffles frowns on your shenanigans.[scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]Mo hanging out in the sun.[scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]Furry terrorist turds.The pics make me sad for you. We miss the little terrorists too!!!! *sniff*
almostsane: quantum_jellyroll: yobbery:Mrs CDK: CDK has a message for you all from sherpa. His phone and interwebs service is spotty at best but wanted to let you all know that he's hanging tough and Dragon is, well, being Dragon and wanting to know where his hot wings are :) . Sherpa said to let you know that he misses you all and he will be here when he can. <invisible cat LOL>Thanks for the update./*big sigh*Ha! What did I tell you!!?Um, what DID you tell us?
tigerose: LinkThis is something I am working on for school..for all you library folk out there..
micromedic: as an aside, I had really cute pictures of Flower, Mollie and the boyz but alas they were stolen when we were robbed a couple of weeks ago... Le sigh... I don't really care about the camera... I just want the SanDisk back....
yobbery: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x374]Yobbery, we haven't seen any sweet Biscuit for a while! Howz about a fix??? :DSure,,,,if he ever gets out of bed. :-\Biscuit, Wolf and Nathan have been blanket lumps lately. It's wicked ass cold here and they know it.
The Ice Queen: duke3522: [img.fark.net image 850x508]My Noob!!Hi Noob, did you bring cookies :)
Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Happy Birfday, Valnt9! Fresh, hot cabbage cake for your birthday!I was being snarky, but I did a GIS for "cabbage cake" and found this.../reading the recipe and seeing the results, words fail me
laulaja: Stranahans! Gd to C U again, & George! Almost bet your CSB/S may have much to do with absence.Decline To Comment on Diocletian's last. Will applaud possibillity of cabbage cake as linkied to, tho --Reminds Me, need Do Summat about Dreaded Scandahoovian Dessert for tomorrow so it can have enuf settin' time. [i.imgur.com image 352x211]Pic gently lifted/preserved from Albemarle Charlottesvl VA SPCA. No longer recall who connection was, whether someone from here or from barbershop.
iBette: FTA:[i843.photobucket.com image 299x273]Handsome feller. I'm betting more than 46%.
iamcar: Not a cat, but...Happy Caturday Everyone![img.fark.net image 500x375]
elguerodiablo: For a change of pace we should post pics of caecilian.These little guys are adorable.
bighairyguy: Minette has become a mouser! With the cold snap, we had some mice move into the garage. She finally caught some. However, I was able to catch one too, and she was quite confused with what I did with it.
hawaiijenno: Does anyone have any advice related to an intercostal muscle strain? I fell flat on my back on ice a few weeks ago. I thought I was better, but I reached up to a shelf this evening & felt a pop in one of my ribs & had about 60 seconds of really intense pain. Now it's just really, really sore if I try to lift anything with that side or raise my arm above shoulder height. I think I just pulled one of the muscles, since there's no swelling
CrankyAndi: omg, the music stopped!!!! Please let it not start again. Please. Crud it started again but appears to have stopped again.
exvaxman: PredleOh gosh, I didn't see your original post. After my last accident. (A jerk late for his dr. Appoint was doing 120 in the fast lane, pulled into the slow lane not seeing me and totaled my car) I immediately emailed the driver's (now former insurance company) with my aches and pains, followed by a trip to the doctor the next day. Please do the same.... Four years later still in the court system looking for progressive to even pay a start on my medical bills. Fortunately, MetLife, my insurance co stepped in and covered most everything. Complain about any/everything, get yourself into a doctor for any complaint, etc. in my instance I required knee surgery. I did not think it was anything but a bruise at first.
Real Women Drink Akvavit: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 420x340]You ever wonder about the people who post pics on the net, probably just to a group of folks they know, and how they react if they are just cruising around the net "la de la la la" *clicks link* and suddenly they're looking at a pic they posted, like elebenty months or years ago, except now it's somewhere completely different they'd never been to or seen before? I wonder how common that really is.I should start making up back stories for some of them.
John Buck 41: spinach gunk: How's Buddy?
sno man: hehehe... best of the series, but some other fun... pic is link[img.fark.net image 625x938]
John Buck 41: Sickapie: Got an email last night from the superintendent of my daughter's school reminding parents to dress our kids appropriately during this cold weather. Really? I was going to send her today wearing her favorite gymnastics leotard, but thanks for the heads up, Captain Obvious. Honestly.[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 202x249]My nephew is a teacher in Downeast Maine. They've had a bit more snow that we have had here and used up their allotment of 'snow days'. His school doesn't get out til 6/20, as opposed to the original end date of 6/6. Not to get all 'when I was a boy' but yeah, back in the day we needed a freakin' blizzard to cancel school.A generation of snowflakes (no pun intended) is being raised. I fear for our future (and not just for this reason).
Sickapie: lilyspad: Sickapie: Got an email last night from the superintendent of my daughter's school reminding parents to dress our kids appropriately during this cold weather. Really? I was going to send her today wearing her favorite gymnastics leotard, but thanks for the heads up, Captain Obvious. Honestly.[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 202x249]You would probably not be surprised at what I've seen kids wear in weather like yours....adult supervision is not always there, unfortunately. At least they're trying.....Oh I hear ya. The one kid I thought of was 2 blocks away who always wears a t-shirt no matter the weather and no coat. Mom walks him to school every day. Looks to be about 8 yrs. old. WTF??
The Ice Queen: Benevolent Misanthrope: The Ice Queen: For the record, Ice Queen hates computer and she hates Windows 8 and she hates Pleurisy.Now,YEAH CATURDAY!!!Oh wow - I had pleurisy the first two times I got pneumonia. It was hell, because I was still coughing like a harbor seal.Poor thing. <pat on head> Feel better.That's what I figured happened here. Caught pneumonia over Christmas and never complete shook it. Think I'd rather deal with the pneumonia....
The Ice Queen: For the record, Ice Queen hates computer and she hates Windows 8 and she hates Pleurisy.Now,YEAH CATURDAY!!!
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 332x591]I'm just throwing this out there for the laughs. Last weekend, one of the guys had a hair bandana for the Seahawks, and took it off during lunch. I put it on for fun, and a manager took this pic. I look completely deranged, but I don't care. :D
tigerose: Hey! I made it past my 90 day probationary period! Yay. Now they have to work harder to fire my arse...
Sickapie: Got an email last night from the superintendent of my daughter's school reminding parents to dress our kids appropriately during this cold weather. Really? I was going to send her today wearing her favorite gymnastics leotard, but thanks for the heads up, Captain Obvious. Honestly.[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 202x249]
Sickapie: sno man: and a cat...(the first pic I ever took of Jack... the cool cat above he's two and a half weeks give or take)[imageshack.com image 691x461]D'awwwww!!!
Fire Witch: sno man: The Ice Queen: For the record, Ice Queen hates computer and she hates Windows 8 and she hates Pleurisy.Now,YEAH CATURDAY!!!The hate for 8 burns strongly here... like the fire of a thousand sons. I share your pain.I am also in that club. But I do love Caturday!
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