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(Portland Press Herald)   Almost half the population of the state of Maine have cats. Subby suspects those people are using them to stay warm while reading Caturday   (pressherald.com) divider line 1169
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2014-01-24 02:36:32 PM  

iBette: SecretAgentWoman:

Pay no attention to the grime and dust bunnies on the floor.


At least you can still SEE your floor, you should see my floor!


/actually, can't...
//not good housekeeper
 
2014-01-24 02:43:18 PM  
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2014-01-24 02:44:10 PM  

sno man: snicker.... who knew.
Happy Friday!


Who doo?


/who pew
 
2014-01-24 02:47:48 PM  
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2014-01-24 02:49:46 PM  
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2014-01-24 02:52:13 PM  
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2014-01-24 02:53:00 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x280]


BWAINS!!
 
2014-01-24 02:54:29 PM  
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2014-01-24 02:54:29 PM  

gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 450x450]


Dude, is that a pic of a log you laid?  Man, that's nas... oh CRAP A SNAKE! NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENEOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE! !
 
2014-01-24 03:00:56 PM  
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2014-01-24 03:03:41 PM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com

Look at those ears!  LOOK AT THEM!!

/he could pick up TV stations in Russia with them.  :o)
 
2014-01-24 03:07:08 PM  
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2014-01-24 03:09:43 PM  
Damn library machine, cut out on me when I was 3/4th done with this friggin' message!!

OK, take 2...

Could you all do me a HUGE favor?  Got a message from AlienDandelion: the gist of the letter was not good.  Will not go into the specifics out of respect for privacy (will leave that to her), but she is sick again and in need of cheering up.

She has eip, but will be lurking here this Caturday.  Could you please email or add thread message telling her nice things, giving good vibe/mojo, and letting her know she is not a forgotten lil Alien?  She is having an awful time of it up there, and could use some cheering up.

Thank you all.
 
2014-01-24 03:16:16 PM  
Please bear with me on this, never done this before...

(clears throat)

I SUMMON THE POW OF FARKERDAY - oh crap I screwed that up, grrrrrr!

(Wait for power in main capacitor bank to drain through primary feedback circuit.  Rechecks handbook)

(clears throat again)

"I SUMMON THE POWER OF CATURDAY TO AID AND COMFORT ALIENDANDELION WITH POSITIVE VIBES AND GOOD MOJOS!"

(Checks main cap bank status, rechecks targetting lock, safeties off, commences primary ignition, etc)

(ducks as big green beam shoots past my internet terminal & head)

/man, you'd think they could install a hand rail up on this work platform
 
2014-01-24 03:21:13 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Please bear with me on this, never done this before...

(clears throat)

I SUMMON THE POW OF FARKERDAY - oh crap I screwed that up, grrrrrr!

(Wait for power in main capacitor bank to drain through primary feedback circuit.  Rechecks handbook)

(clears throat again)

"I SUMMON THE POWER OF CATURDAY TO AID AND COMFORT ALIENDANDELION WITH POSITIVE VIBES AND GOOD MOJOS!"

(Checks main cap bank status, rechecks targetting lock, safeties off, commences primary ignition, etc)

(ducks as big green beam shoots past my internet terminal & head)

/man, you'd think they could install a hand rail up on this work platform


Ok, sending a care package right now...

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2014-01-24 03:45:51 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Damn library machine, cut out on me when I was 3/4th done with this friggin' message!!

OK, take 2...

Could you all do me a HUGE favor?  Got a message from AlienDandelion: the gist of the letter was not good.  Will not go into the specifics out of respect for privacy (will leave that to her), but she is sick again and in need of cheering up.

She has eip, but will be lurking here this Caturday.  Could you please email or add thread message telling her nice things, giving good vibe/mojo, and letting her know she is not a forgotten lil Alien?  She is having an awful time of it up there, and could use some cheering up.

Thank you all.


ALIEN!!!!

HAPPY THOUGHTS, PRAYERS, HUGS FROM CATURDAY LURKERS

If you think sunshine brings you happiness, then you haven't danced in the rain.

When I was in grade school, they told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down happy.
They told me I didn't understand the assignment,
I told them they didn't understand life

A smile is as close as
A hot shower.
No lines at the supermarket.
Getting mail.
Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
Knowing that Caturday friends love and miss you.
Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
 
2014-01-24 03:49:58 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com

Heyo, I'm here, just feeling uninspired. Maybe after some beer...
 
2014-01-24 03:54:08 PM  
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2014-01-24 03:54:54 PM  
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2014-01-24 03:56:52 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com

posting reruns, essentially
 
2014-01-24 03:57:13 PM  

exvaxman: Predle
Oh gosh, I didn't see your original post. After my last accident. (A jerk late for his dr. Appoint was doing 120 in the fast lane, pulled into the slow lane not seeing me and totaled my car) I immediately emailed the driver's (now former insurance company) with my aches and pains, followed by a trip to the doctor the next day. Please do the same.... Four years later still in the court system looking for progressive to even pay a start on my medical bills. Fortunately, MetLife, my insurance co stepped in and covered most everything. Complain about any/everything, get yourself into a doctor for any complaint, etc. in my instance I required knee surgery. I did not think it was anything but a bruise at first.


^^ This ^^

Long story much shortened: Accident in about 2000 (rain, highway, idiot merged without seeing traffic slowing and nailed our poor car in the trunk) left me with whiplash and a dislocated sacrum. I felt no pain, just stiff, until the endoprhins wore off: funny how many endorphins are released when you watch someone coming at you at increasing speed.

Police responded and made note of any stiffness/soreness, as well as what had happened, so when I saw a dr the next day the other driver's insurance had no wiggle room about paying medical bills.

/miss that car
//dislocated sacrum should be a method of torture
///took MONTHs until I could sit without a special pillow
 
2014-01-24 03:58:05 PM  
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2014-01-24 03:59:45 PM  
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2014-01-24 04:00:20 PM  
Alien!!

I saw a perfect pair of sock-slippers for you today! They have moustaches woven into the sock part, and the grip things on the bottom are also moustaches!!

!!!Virtual Hugs!!!

Hell, !!!Virtual Chipendales Dancers!!!

/willing dancers, if you know what I mean *wink wink*
 
2014-01-24 04:05:16 PM  

laulaja: Flour + H2O = LOLcat, recent post by Real Women. Small wonder didna have that, haven't been to ICHC in yocks!
[i.imgur.com image 80x168]   [i.imgur.com image 120x124]   [i.imgur.com image 80x161]   Included in beg from Pleasant Valley Donkey Rescue in Miles TX yesterday.  Quite Early new foals -- normally born in March. Main mucker-out of stalls if any said that Like A Nidiot he recently wrecked one of 2 tractors that were in service there, truck not doing well either. Many need fed, tractors vital to that. Pic of him in hosp bed with various medical attachments. I sent them pittance but promised to share pix of relative newbies. Don't believe  I can drop URL in masked clickable format as it ought be.  E ought be IP if you wish to help.  Also get begs from SaveHorsesFromSlaughterForMeat orgs.
Like our Feline Masters & Mistresses can tell, soft touches are So Obvious eh?.

DONKEYS!!!  I <3 donkeys!!  :-)

/Eeyore approves

 
2014-01-24 04:10:29 PM  
Cheery greetings, hugs, and lapdances to our special little Alien.

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2014-01-24 04:36:00 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 450x450]

Dude, is that a pic of a log you laid?  Man, that's nas... oh CRAP A SNAKE! NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENEOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE! !


Dude, I totally thought the same thing at first! I was all like "Ewwwww. That is soooo not right." then I realize what it was and said "*SQUEEEEEE!!! A snakie-poo!" Then realized it kinda was a snakie-poo (or at least a snake pretending to be poo) and giggled even harder. Bottom line thought was more like - "a free snake! YAY!"

I obviously like snakes. I just don't like feeding them because I also like their food, so I don't keep them as buddies or anything. I'll just come to the rescue if there's ever a snake in your house. An old friend of mine says she thinks snakes look like very pleasant fellows. "If you look at their little snakie faces, they look like they're always smiling".

Alien Dandelion (dandiest of the lions that you are) - you need a manicure. Those always make ladyfolk happy! (Even the rowdy ladyfolk like 'em! Or at least like when it's done.) One of us will have to be well enough to do some traveling soon, because I found these
i.ebayimg.com
They are little water decals for your fingernails. You see, mustaches are very "in" right now, so you must not only take advantage of the sudden profusion of mustache related stuff you didn't even know you needed, but when someone rolls their eyes about it you can curtly inform them that YOU are the trendsetter in that department while wagging an impeccably lacquered, mustachioed finger at them and "accidentally" poke them in their eye with the evidence.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-24 04:38:27 PM  

catmandu: Hector is a water kittie. I have caught him splashing around in the water bowl and the toilet bowl, not trying to drink, just stick his front paws in and splashy, splashy.

Here he is at the sink. He tries to bite the water stream, then tries to catch it and licks the water off his paws. I need to get a Drinkwell 360 (eventualy when i can afford it) instead of using a mixing bowl for water. I think both cats would love it.

[i283.photobucket.com image 650x512]


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How are you doing this week?
 
2014-01-24 04:41:12 PM  
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2014-01-24 04:41:48 PM  
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2014-01-24 04:50:36 PM  
Aliendandelion, be assured that your Caturday family is here for you, pulling 1000% for your betterment!

///and... a weiner!

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2014-01-24 04:54:53 PM  

valnt9valnt9: [i265.photobucket.com image 454x800]

 
2014-01-24 04:55:33 PM  
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2014-01-24 04:57:04 PM  
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2014-01-24 04:57:43 PM  
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2014-01-24 04:57:59 PM  

spinach gunk: catmandu: Hector is a water kittie. I have caught him splashing around in the water bowl and the toilet bowl, not trying to drink, just stick his front paws in and splashy, splashy.

Here he is at the sink. He tries to bite the water stream, then tries to catch it and licks the water off his paws. I need to get a Drinkwell 360 (eventualy when i can afford it) instead of using a mixing bowl for water. I think both cats would love it.

[i283.photobucket.com image 650x512]

[img.fark.net image 500x375]

How are you doing this week?


Thank you for asking. I am doing OK. I've been a good girl about eating better (for the most part) and taking my meds (I now have 2 of the weekly reminder boxes, one for morning and one for night). Haven't gotten the results of the echocardiogram yet and my next followup is first week in Feb so we will see what progress has been made then.
 
2014-01-24 05:08:00 PM  

catmandu: Thank you for asking. I am doing OK. I've been a good girl about eating better (for the most part) and taking my meds (I now have 2 of the weekly reminder boxes, one for morning and one for night). Haven't gotten the results of the echocardiogram yet and my next followup is first week in Feb so we will see what progress has been made then.


Yay!  I figured the fact you're here & posting was a good sign, but it's nice to hear it from you.  :)
Hope the test results come back two thumbs up and you continue to improve.

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2014-01-24 05:17:04 PM  
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2014-01-24 05:17:58 PM  
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2014-01-24 05:18:57 PM  
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2014-01-24 05:20:01 PM  
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2014-01-24 05:21:18 PM  
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2014-01-24 05:22:05 PM  
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2014-01-24 05:22:13 PM  
Well, my interweb was being funky there...meant to comment on Valnt9's cartoon of sleepy purrson...this morning at 3 a.m. Eli was helping me back to sleep. Parked and purring on my chest..then, he does this tiny, tiny lick on my cheek bone, and an itty nibble..like with his tiny front teeth..definitely a love bite..not his usual behaviour.
 
2014-01-24 05:35:24 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Damn library machine, cut out on me when I was 3/4th done with this friggin' message!!

OK, take 2...

Could you all do me a HUGE favor?  Got a message from AlienDandelion: the gist of the letter was not good.  Will not go into the specifics out of respect for privacy (will leave that to her), but she is sick again and in need of cheering up.

She has eip, but will be lurking here this Caturday.  Could you please email or add thread message telling her nice things, giving good vibe/mojo, and letting her know she is not a forgotten lil Alien?  She is having an awful time of it up there, and could use some cheering up.

Thank you all.


Heeeeeeeere we go.

AlienDandelion:

dl.dropboxusercontent.com

dl.dropboxusercontent.com

dl.dropboxusercontent.com

Sending good healing vibes your way.  {{{{HUGS}}}}
 
2014-01-24 05:41:26 PM  
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2014-01-24 05:43:12 PM  
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2014-01-24 05:43:16 PM  
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