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(Kotaku)   Kids Talking About Which Game Console Is the Best Is Hilarious   (kotaku.com) divider line 78
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2014-01-23 06:23:58 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 07:05:26 PM
"Cuzent".

I bet he learned that from his parents (who are likely cuzents).
 
2014-01-23 07:06:04 PM
Full grown adults used to argue which computer is better.
 
2014-01-23 07:08:51 PM

beer4breakfast: Full grown adults used to argue which computer is better.


I'm glad Mac fanboys gave up that fight and moved on to phones, which they also lost.
 
2014-01-23 07:11:37 PM
Teens and young adults arguing about it isn't much better.
 
2014-01-23 07:13:21 PM
The kid that preferred PS4 was the only one who seemed to have any sort of grasp on the English language. The rest of them were raised by apes. Are kids really that illiterate at 8 years old these days? Jesus.
 
2014-01-23 07:13:24 PM
This word, "hilarious".  Let's talk about the proper use of this word.
 
2014-01-23 07:13:33 PM
Console gaming peasants.
 
2014-01-23 07:17:23 PM
Dreamcast
 
2014-01-23 07:27:11 PM
Kids obviously don't own a PC
 
2014-01-23 07:27:18 PM
Yes, yes it was.
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-23 07:30:31 PM

Dragonflew: The kid that preferred PS4 was the only one who seemed to have any sort of grasp on the English language. The rest of them were raised by apes. Are kids really that illiterate at 8 years old these days? Jesus.


Humans are apes, so technically all of the children were "raised by apes".

/SNES is the best console.
 
2014-01-23 07:32:22 PM
I heard more solid arguments supporting windows 8.
 
2014-01-23 07:46:31 PM

Dimensio: Dragonflew: The kid that preferred PS4 was the only one who seemed to have any sort of grasp on the English language. The rest of them were raised by apes. Are kids really that illiterate at 8 years old these days? Jesus.

Humans are apes, so technically all of the children were "raised by apes".

/SNES is the best console.


The snes emulator on my phone agrees.
 
2014-01-23 07:48:25 PM
Donkey Kong is the best game ever
 
2014-01-23 07:50:15 PM

Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.

styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC


Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.  We can't be hardcore enough to swear allegiance to one platform, when there are fantastic games on every platform.
 
2014-01-23 07:54:58 PM

Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.


Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-23 07:56:05 PM

Mike_LowELL: Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.  We can't be hardcore enough to swear allegiance to one platform, when there are fantastic games on every platform.


For someone who regularly makes sarcastic posts, it's funny when you can't recognize the same.
 
2014-01-23 07:56:36 PM

Mike_LowELL: Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you


Why do you always do that? I mean, you have a very valid point, but you make it in the worst way possible.
 
2014-01-23 07:56:39 PM
Virtual Boy 4 lyfe, yo!

/qed biatches
 
2014-01-23 07:58:47 PM

styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


Your e-penis is huge
 
2014-01-23 08:01:15 PM

BumpInTheNight: I heard more solid arguments supporting windows 8.


They might be able to use it better than adults against W8.
/My 6 year old niece can
 
2014-01-23 08:03:23 PM

styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


Your mother has nice taste in window treatments, btw.
 
2014-01-23 08:06:30 PM

styckx: Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3


I'll settle for Vanquish and Uncharted 2.

Glitchwerks: For someone who regularly makes sarcastic posts, it's funny when you can't recognize the same.


You would be stunned at how often "console gaming peasants" is tossed around with serious inquiry.

Mentalpatient87: Why do you always do that? I mean, you have a very valid point, but you make it in the worst way possible.


Just cutting the head off the snake before it's too late.
 
2014-01-23 08:06:43 PM
You can see this every day in the Geek tab.
 
2014-01-23 08:08:08 PM

Mentalpatient87: Mike_LowELL: Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you

Why do you always do that? I mean, you have a very valid point, but you make it in the worst way possible.


Video games are serious business when you have a blog.
 
2014-01-23 08:14:56 PM

Mike_LowELL: Just cutting the head off the snake before it's too late.


But you're not, though. It's more like you missed the snake and clipped off the tip of your thumb. Now you're acting triumphant.
 
2014-01-23 08:18:59 PM

Dragonflew: The kid that preferred PS4 was the only one who seemed to have any sort of grasp on the English language. The rest of them were raised by apes. Are kids really that illiterate at 8 years old these days? Jesus.


i thought they were a lot younger, like in grade one or something. wow.
 
2014-01-23 08:19:01 PM
When I was eight, I got a Sega Genesis for Christmas. I also had very good sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation skills even then.

I was better off than most of these kids around that age are right now, in other words.

/Seriously, there was quite a bit of phonetic spelling and reasonable guesses at what letters went where for the most part. The kids will get it as long as they read enough to remember some of those weirder spelling quirks of the English language.
 
2014-01-23 08:21:31 PM
Sounds just like redditors discussing game consoles.
 
2014-01-23 08:21:45 PM

Semper IvXx: Video games are serious business when you have a blog.


This.

Mentalpatient87: But you're not, though. It's more like you missed the snake and clipped off the tip of your thumb. Now you're acting triumphant.


We'll see.
 
2014-01-23 08:23:16 PM

styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


 Looks a few thousand dollars worth of PC tossed onto pile of goodwill furniture.
 
2014-01-23 08:23:27 PM

styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


What cute little speakers you have.  One day, you'll get a real system!
 
2014-01-23 08:30:02 PM

duckpoopy: styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]

 Looks a few thousand dollars worth of PC tossed onto pile of goodwill furniture.


I do have to wonder what that sub is doing to the PC's HDDs next to it ;)
 
2014-01-23 08:31:02 PM
I have shiatty furniture
I have shiatty curtains
I should dust more
Mom jokes

Consoles peasants are still console peasants.
 
2014-01-23 08:31:37 PM

Trafficguy2000: Donkey Kong is the best game ever


Donkey Kong sucks.
 
2014-01-23 08:32:46 PM

BumpInTheNight: duckpoopy: styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]

 Looks a few thousand dollars worth of PC tossed onto pile of goodwill furniture.

I do have to wonder what that sub is doing to the PC's HDDs next to it ;)


Nothing more than the much more powerful rare earth magnet inside the hard drive itself.
 
2014-01-23 08:36:11 PM

styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


I've never been more pissed with a game. Here's a jumping puzzle with no jumping mechanics. Clear an area to make it safe for your friends? Here is jeep full of the most accurate shooters on the planet. Open world? You are welcome to follow the yellow target or die. Loot a Body? Only if stand just so.
 
2014-01-23 08:44:51 PM

Kraftwerk Orange: styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]

What cute little speakers you have.  One day, you'll get a real system!


Turnaround is fairplay, so I guess I should share:

i555.photobucket.com

Sorry about the lens flare, this was quick and dirty.  Probably wouldn't post, but that rum and coke made me do it.  Didn't bother setting the monitor down and firing up the projector...

Yamaha amp, Canton sub, Marantz all around.

//no doubt, some of ya'll have even better!
 
2014-01-23 08:49:28 PM

styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


You're mom let you set that up in her living room?
 
2014-01-23 08:51:58 PM
More mom jokes!

Kraftwerk Orange: Kraftwerk Orange: styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]

What cute little speakers you have.  One day, you'll get a real system!

Turnaround is fairplay, so I guess I should share:

[i555.photobucket.com image 850x569]

Sorry about the lens flare, this was quick and dirty.  Probably wouldn't post, but that rum and coke made me do it.  Didn't bother setting the monitor down and firing up the projector...

Yamaha amp, Canton sub, Marantz all around.

//no doubt, some of ya'll have even better!


Your mom has nice cat decorations!!!

/Not actually serious at all
/Just mocking the shiatty easy to go to mom jokes
/mom jokes
 
2014-01-23 08:58:45 PM
Which console is best, well I'm actually partial to Xterm myself... ohhh right game consoles.

That's an easy one as there is only one acceptable answer to that question:

Dreamcast.

/SEEEEEEEEgAA
 
2014-01-23 08:59:47 PM

styckx: More mom jokes!

(stuff)

Your mom has nice cat decorations!!!

/Not actually serious at all
/Just mocking the shiatty easy to go to mom jokes
/mom jokes


Thanks. My mom does like them, but they were a gift from Mrs. Orange's aunt.
 
2014-01-23 09:06:28 PM
www.old-computers.com
 
2014-01-23 09:25:29 PM
if there was disney infinity and minecraft on one of the new consoles, my kids would pick that one.

/is the patch for starbound out yet?
 
2014-01-23 10:28:59 PM

Dragonflew: The kid that preferred PS4 was the only one who seemed to have any sort of grasp on the English language. The rest of them were raised by apes. Are kids really that illiterate at 8 years old these days? Jesus.


Tell me about it. When I got told at age 9 that the average person would have to wait until they were 15 to get a vocabulary like mine it started my despair at this world.

Idiots spawning idiots. Children having children.

It was funny though.
 
2014-01-23 11:33:02 PM
The scariest part of that video was the one kid who already learned how to spell awesome.
 
2014-01-23 11:43:24 PM

Kraftwerk Orange: Kraftwerk Orange: styckx: Mike_LowELL: Glitchwerks: Console gaming peasants.
styckx: Kids obviously don't own a PC

Yeah, we can't be as hardcore as you League of Legends and Team Fortress 2 players.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of playing Far Cry 3

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]

What cute little speakers you have.  One day, you'll get a real system!

Turnaround is fairplay, so I guess I should share:

[i555.photobucket.com image 850x569]

Sorry about the lens flare, this was quick and dirty.  Probably wouldn't post, but that rum and coke made me do it.  Didn't bother setting the monitor down and firing up the projector...

Yamaha amp, Canton sub, Marantz all around.

//no doubt, some of ya'll have even better!


Your monitor's crooked. It's driving me nuts.
 
2014-01-23 11:47:03 PM
I will now disparage consoles in the manner to which I am accustomed.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-23 11:52:38 PM
rhiannon:

Your monitor's crooked. It's driving me nuts.

Little bit camera angle, little bit monitor rotated.  Perfectly level.  Like I said, the photo was quick and dirty.
 
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