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(WWSB ABC 7)   Quick fire pit etiquette reminder: Roasting marshmallows over the fire = good. Roasting your girlfriend's daughter's face over the fire = bad   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 73
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2014-01-23 07:55:19 PM  

Point02GPA: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, I know this is racist, but...

When did black people start sitting around campfires?

According to Wiki around 1.9 million years ago.


6000 years ago, according to the teacher in that Louisiana thread.
 
2014-01-23 07:56:22 PM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: DAHFreedom: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Came for this.


as did I.
 
2014-01-23 08:03:30 PM  

Dragonflew: Point02GPA: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, I know this is racist, but...

When did black people start sitting around campfires?

According to Wiki around 1.9 million years ago.

6000 years ago, according to the teacher in that Louisiana thread.



They do arithmetic differently in The Bible.
 
2014-01-23 08:37:44 PM  
He threw gas in all the room.
 
2014-01-23 08:39:10 PM  
Sorry but if you were held in a fire for "a minute or two" you would be burned all to shiat.  My guess is a couple seconds at most.
 
2014-01-23 08:39:11 PM  
 "I went to call the police, he grabbed my phone, so I went outside to use one of the neighbors phone and he grabbed me...and we were tousling and he threw me in the fire and held me there for about a minute or two."

So they were just mussing each others' hair? That doesn't sound so bad.
 
2014-01-23 08:50:12 PM  
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2014-01-23 09:08:20 PM  

vodka: Sorry but if you were held in a fire for "a minute or two" you would be burned all to shiat.  My guess is a couple seconds at most.


Was the kid Shadrach, Meschach, or Abednego?
 
2014-01-23 09:16:30 PM  

Jument: Nobody who loves you will ever hit you, under any circumstances. Parents (to a point) and accidents excepted.


So if someone hits you it means they don't love you. Unless they're your parent, and then it means they do love? And you're confused as to why someone would stay in an abusive relationship -- maybe because they were trained for the first two decades of their life to understand that hitting was acceptable in loving relationships.

Beyond that it's reductive to suggest that a certain general emotional state and a specific physical act are mutually exclusive. Most of the time abusers do love their victims. They're still abusive, and it's still not acceptable, but teaching people to treat love and abuse as mutually exclusive will only lead to more tolerance of abuse -- "it can't be abuse because we love each other".
 
2014-01-23 09:16:55 PM  
The daughter is now 23 and mom's boy friend is 25. So when they started dating 9 years ago, he was 16 and her daughter was 14, mom must be around what?  40? give or take ... so mom's dating a 16 year old when she was around 34 years old?
Oh I just realized  "FLORIDA" tag... silly me..  I'm done, move on....
 
2014-01-23 09:44:17 PM  

Killthatgecko: The daughter is now 23 and mom's boy friend is 25. So when they started dating 9 years ago, he was 16 and her daughter was 14, mom must be around what?  40? give or take ... so mom's dating a 16 year old when she was around 34 years old?
Oh I just realized  "FLORIDA" tag... silly me..  I'm done, move on....


I bet the daughter is the one who brought him around, then mom latched on. Mom provides him with money and a home, he provides her with the kind of weener action she can't get with men of her age.  I'm sure they're all cool with it except for the times someone gets set on fire, which to be fair doesn't happen all that often.
 
2014-01-23 10:20:14 PM  

Iphel Tabubi: I bet she's hot.


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2014-01-23 11:31:26 PM  
"He came in here and started pouring gas all through the hallway, and he goes 'everybody in this m*****f***** gonna burn tonight!'" says Coston.


I will admit I have had this exact fantasy.
 
2014-01-24 12:04:20 AM  
Way late to the party, but is it too late to ask...


was she hot?


/one ticket, aisle please
 
2014-01-24 12:05:06 AM  
Aaaaand that's why 90% of the time I read the thread before commenting.

90% of the time, it works every time.
 
2014-01-24 01:31:41 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, I know this is racist, but...

When did black people start sitting around campfires?


Right arm!
 
2014-01-24 01:57:31 AM  
Yea well.. it was her adult daughter.. all 3 were probably drunk anyway.  I mean shiat.. it was Bradenton.  I'm pretty sure they still use out houses in Bradenton.
 
2014-01-24 02:54:37 AM  

Iphel Tabubi: I bet she's hot.


LOL on your comment.

My problem with this story is " "I went to call the police, he grabbed my phone, so I went outside to use one of the neighbors phone and he grabbed me...and we were tousling and he threw me in the fire and held me there for about a minute or two."

A minute or two with her face in the fire? Either she is exaggerating the length of time or he is really, really bad at preparing a BBQ.

/amiright?
 
2014-01-24 06:56:06 AM  

vodka: Sorry but if you were held in a fire for "a minute or two" you would be burned all to shiat.  My guess is a couple seconds at most.


Yep, that was the first thing I noticed. I smell bullshiat.
 
2014-01-24 08:01:56 AM  

Grembo: Iphel Tabubi: I bet she's hot.

LOL on your comment.

My problem with this story is " "I went to call the police, he grabbed my phone, so I went outside to use one of the neighbors phone and he grabbed me...and we were tousling and he threw me in the fire and held me there for about a minute or two."

A minute or two with her face in the fire? Either she is exaggerating the length of time or he is really, really bad at preparing a BBQ.

/amiright?


Not necessarily.

The secret to good barbecue is slow roasting. Sometimes as long as 10 to 12 hours.

HOWEVER...the pork butts and briskets rarely squirm.
 
2014-01-24 09:35:43 AM  
Why in hell would anyone date a single mother?
 
2014-01-24 10:51:03 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Nabb1: Forget it, Jake. It's Bradenton.

Nothing but ghetto trash, wiggers, migrant workers, rednecks, and a few retirees who can't afford to move to Sarasota. Bradenton is quite possibly the worst city in Florida.


Not so fast my friend. There are pockets of civility in Bradenton.
I live in NW Bradenton and it's actually a very nice place to live. I wouldn't dream of living even 1 mile east of here, though.

TrotlineDesigns: Yea well.. it was her adult daughter.. all 3 were probably drunk anyway.  I mean shiat.. it was Bradenton.  I'm pretty sure they still use out houses in Bradenton.


We actually have indoor plumbing with hot and cold running water.
 
2014-01-24 12:25:12 PM  
What about her chest nuts?
 
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