Point02GPA: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, I know this is racist, but...When did black people start sitting around campfires?According to Wiki around 1.9 million years ago.
Sensual Tyrannosaurus: DAHFreedom: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]Came for this.
Dragonflew: Point02GPA: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, I know this is racist, but...When did black people start sitting around campfires?According to Wiki around 1.9 million years ago.6000 years ago, according to the teacher in that Louisiana thread.
vodka: Sorry but if you were held in a fire for "a minute or two" you would be burned all to shiat. My guess is a couple seconds at most.
Jument: Nobody who loves you will ever hit you, under any circumstances. Parents (to a point) and accidents excepted.
Killthatgecko: The daughter is now 23 and mom's boy friend is 25. So when they started dating 9 years ago, he was 16 and her daughter was 14, mom must be around what? 40? give or take ... so mom's dating a 16 year old when she was around 34 years old?Oh I just realized "FLORIDA" tag... silly me.. I'm done, move on....
Iphel Tabubi: I bet she's hot.
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, I know this is racist, but...When did black people start sitting around campfires?
Grembo: Iphel Tabubi: I bet she's hot.LOL on your comment.My problem with this story is " "I went to call the police, he grabbed my phone, so I went outside to use one of the neighbors phone and he grabbed me...and we were tousling and he threw me in the fire and held me there for about a minute or two."A minute or two with her face in the fire? Either she is exaggerating the length of time or he is really, really bad at preparing a BBQ./amiright?
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Nabb1: Forget it, Jake. It's Bradenton.Nothing but ghetto trash, attractive and successful Caucasian-Americans, migrant workers, rednecks, and a few retirees who can't afford to move to Sarasota. Bradenton is quite possibly the worst city in Florida.
TrotlineDesigns: Yea well.. it was her adult daughter.. all 3 were probably drunk anyway. I mean shiat.. it was Bradenton. I'm pretty sure they still use out houses in Bradenton.
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