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(The Raw Story)   Louisiana Public School District has a novel solution for sixth grader who felt he was being harassed by an evangelical Christian teacher for being a Buddhist: Don't be Buddhist anymore, DUH   (rawstory.com) divider line 83
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2014-01-23 06:41:55 PM
7 votes:
"OK,, Jesus! You wanna go? YOU WANNA GO????"

selfdefinition.org
2014-01-23 06:32:12 PM
6 votes:
Those poor christians. Why do the unbelievers insist on stopping them from forcing their religion on the youth?

It's a war on Christianity, I tells ya
2014-01-23 06:36:32 PM
5 votes:
She told her students that "if evolution was real, it would still be happening: Apes would be turning into humans today."

Checkmate, scientists!
2014-01-23 06:36:05 PM
5 votes:
Untouchable union teachers living high on the hog and indoctrinating our youth.
2014-01-23 06:35:15 PM
5 votes:
Well, that was an unexpected fulfillment of my "angry short-haired chicks in glasses throwing barrels like Donkey Kong" fetish.
2014-01-23 07:12:34 PM
4 votes:
If you wanna be Buddhist and wear a turban and pray to the holy cow and all that shiat, do it on your own time. I'm sure there's a 711 or some shiat close by where they hold prayer chants in between refilling the Slurpee machine.
2014-01-23 07:01:57 PM
4 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Pointy Tail of Satan: Degenz: You ever eat at a Buddhist soup kitchen? Those jackasses only serve ketchup, raman and peas. I don't care what god they believe, or not, their farking brains are starved of protein.

Fail! Peas have lots of protein. Like 5%. Knowledge is power! lol

Actually peas have an enormous amount of protein, depending on how you measure it.

On a per calorie basis, peas have more than 5 times as much protein as beef, and almost zero fat


I like my peas with a good bit of marbling though.
2014-01-23 06:46:58 PM
4 votes:
Well I am convinced.  In the face of all evidence to the contrary I will now believe in creationism.  Also, I will refuse all scientific explanations involving charged particles for the mysterious and completely magical phenomenon known as electricity.

i.imgur.com
2014-01-23 09:03:00 PM
3 votes:

TOSViolation: Rezurok: TOSViolation: All of the "Christians" in the story are actually Atheists who are trying to discredit actual Christians and further remove ACTUAL religious freedom.

They don't want anyone to actually convert to Christianity.  They want to ban ALL expression of ANY religious beliefs in ANY school.  This is just how they go about it.

It's like the U.S. government attacking a site in Miami, in the name of Cuba, so the rest of the U.S.A. would approve of going to war with Cuba.

So in your tiny little mind you believe an atheist would live their public life as a devout fundamental christian in Louisiana, just to generate backlash for christians?  That's the explanation you're going with?  Seriously?  Are you trolling, or just indescribably stupid?

You obviously have no idea the lengths to which some people will go to achieve their world vision.

Also this.


Maybe you should go back to whacking off to Infowars
2014-01-23 07:41:11 PM
3 votes:

Voiceofreason01: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well nice of Louisiana giving the kid a really good start on a college fund.

I feel like they probably owe him that much since they apparently aren't going to give him an education.


Well, they're certainly
www.ardemk.com


instantyeah.org
....about to get schooled.

i183.photobucket.com
2014-01-23 07:25:05 PM
3 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: When I was like 10, I got tossed from Sunday School for asking "How can we tell that God isn't dead?" I would have been at war at age 10 if I lived in Louisiana.


I quit Sunday School when I was 5 or 6. I told my parents I would not go back because I did not believe the stories. At the time, I still found Santa believable, but God was just too ridiculous.
2014-01-23 07:03:31 PM
3 votes:

Hermione_Granger: Reminds me of that time I told someone I was black and they were all like, "You know, being black is a choice. Michael Jackson changed his skin color and you could too if you really wanted. You could use a bleaching cream until your skin got white."

Wow. Just wow. I didn't even know where to begin with that one so I just walked away.


Which gop district did they run for Congress in?
2014-01-23 06:53:21 PM
3 votes:
they should learn from
animetree.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-23 06:33:07 PM
3 votes:
i.qkme.me
2014-01-23 06:31:55 PM
3 votes:
For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, obvious, and wrong.
2014-01-23 06:31:11 PM
3 votes:
Pretty flawless logic there, junior. This country is was built on my particular flavor of Christianity. You should learn to respect that.
2014-01-24 09:45:02 AM
2 votes:
I always liked the Science Made Stupidapproach.    We take the classical evolution approach:
www.besse.at

and combine it with a glaring hole in the creationist approach:

www.besse.at

Where did the wives for Cain and Seth come from?  Voila...

www.besse.at
2014-01-24 07:25:03 AM
2 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: This crap is why people make fun of southerners.


Banjos don't help the matter.
2014-01-23 09:10:16 PM
2 votes:

GORDON: jso2897: GORDON: MayoSlather: Imagine the diarrhea Fox News would be spewing out right now if the religions were the swapped.

YEAH IMAGINE THAT

Not to defend a stupid religious schoolboard, but a 10 year old doesn't have any religion, anyway.  They just say what their parents tell them to say.

So what?

so your mom

more feigned outrage


i18.photobucket.com
2014-01-23 08:50:30 PM
2 votes:

Wyalt Derp: She told her students that "if evolution was real, it would still be happening: Apes would be turning into humans today."

Checkmate, scientists!


and my answer, even in sixth grade, would have been "As far as I can tell, they are.  And being hired to teach science in schools."
2014-01-23 07:24:20 PM
2 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: When the outraged parents confronted Sabine Parish Superintendent Sara Ebarb about the incidents, she allegedly told them "this is the Bible belt" and that they "shouldn't be offended" to "see God here." Ebarb advised that C.C. should either change his faith or be transferred to another District school where "there are more Asians."

The obvious legal implications aside what has race got anything to do with religion? Last I check there are a lot of Asian Christians in the US. How does 'moving' to a school district with more Asians mitigate the student's problem anymore than one with caucasian or black students?

Just trying to understand the logic behind her statement is all.


Well there's your problem.
2014-01-23 07:18:23 PM
2 votes:

ReverendJynxed: Pointy Tail of Satan: Degenz: You ever eat at a Buddhist soup kitchen? Those jackasses only serve ketchup, raman and peas. I don't care what god they believe, or not, their farking brains are starved of protein.

Fail! Peas have lots of protein. Like 5%. Knowledge is power! lol

Huh, every bowl of Chinese food I ever ate only had like 2 peas max. Cheap bastards.


ReverendJynxed trying to order 4 peas:

farm4.staticflickr.com

farm4.staticflickr.com
2014-01-23 07:14:48 PM
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: If you wanna be Buddhist and wear a turban and pray to the holy cow and all that shiat, do it on your own time. I'm sure there's a 711 or some shiat close by where they hold prayer chants in between refilling the Slurpee machine.


images.wikia.com
2014-01-23 06:54:38 PM
2 votes:

Dinobot: shastacola: How in the he'll did a public school get away with teaching fundamentalist shiat for this long in the first place? The science teacher teaches that the world is 6000 years old?? Do any of those kids who "graduate" from this high school ever actually find a college that will accept them? Damn.

Louisiana has given public funds to christian charter schools known for teaching creationism...


Well to fair, it was what done came on them fancy learning VHS tapes we had the kids watch all day.
2014-01-23 06:54:34 PM
2 votes:
Ok someone level with me, did the Internet invent Creationism to help them spot the loonies?
2014-01-23 06:54:33 PM
2 votes:
Reminds me of that time I told someone I was black and they were all like, "You know, being black is a choice. Michael Jackson changed his skin color and you could too if you really wanted. You could use a bleaching cream until your skin got white."

Wow. Just wow. I didn't even know where to begin with that one so I just walked away.
2014-01-23 06:48:50 PM
2 votes:

likegif.com



/What a shocker.
2014-01-23 06:48:06 PM
2 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Of course I am sure it is the christian teacher who feels that she is really the oppressed one.


Exactly. How dare these damn Athiests put a damned Muslim Buddhist in her classroom, just to allow Satan in.
2014-01-23 06:48:05 PM
2 votes:
Don't be gay, Sparky.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-23 06:47:41 PM
2 votes:

Shirley Ujest: If he were a true Buddhist, he would have set himself on fire.


static1.wikia.nocookie.net

"Stupid Buddhist Monk, the Vietnam War has been over for hundreds of years!"
2014-01-23 06:46:49 PM
2 votes:
What is the sound of one brain fapping?
2014-01-23 06:42:37 PM
2 votes:

Hope you like the sensation of the ACLU's foot up your ass, ignorant zealots!

2014-01-23 06:33:27 PM
2 votes:
If he were a true Buddhist, he would have set himself on fire.
2014-01-24 07:20:40 AM
1 votes:

Gergesa: Well I am convinced.  In the face of all evidence to the contrary I will now believe in creationism.  Also, I will refuse all scientific explanations involving charged particles for the mysterious and completely magical phenomenon known as electricity.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1113]


pim.cpcache.com

This is the non-nutcase way of combining religion and science. Practiced by most christians in the world and official policy of the catholic church
2014-01-24 04:50:34 AM
1 votes:

Burning_Monk: It's like the school district is allergic to money.


There was a budget surplus and they wanted to make sure the money got spent so their budget wasn't reduced the next fiscal year.  Technically their plan worked....
2014-01-24 02:35:26 AM
1 votes:
My imaginary boss can kick your imaginary boss's ass. This is because your imaginary boss is a pacifist, and my imaginary boss has ordered armies to cut open pregnant womens' stomachs like they were watermelons at a picnic.

Oddly enough, we believe our boss hates abortion, despite the fact that the first half of the employee handbook treats it like an intramural sport.
2014-01-24 12:26:42 AM
1 votes:

Rezurok: a particular individual: Rezurok: Ah, there we go, acting as if you are superior because you managed to nitpick a ridiculously trivial grammatical "flaw".

You'll get over it. It's Fark. Are you unfamiliar with the concept?

Seriously, you're all butt-hurt over minimal trolling? How have you survived here for 7 years?

Who's butthurt?  I find you amusing, but not in a way one could call desirable.

Also this

[i828.photobucket.com image 616x1024]


No irony there.
2014-01-24 12:12:49 AM
1 votes:

theflatline: maram500: theflatline: maram500: jigger: Dedmon: Two and a half more years of apprenticeship, then I'll have the freedom to move out of this backwards assed hellhole of a state, and have a job waiting for me where-ever I go (in the US or Canada). I'm outta here..

Dude, you live in Metairie. Talk to me when you live in Monroe or some place like that.

You shut your mouth. When you live in Houma--the west side, mind you, not the abomination that is the east side--then you have grounds to talk.

Hey now.  I lived on the east side of houma before it was ghetto, but that was in 1976.

It had the Seabreeze, Yots Steakhouse, Rosalie and Rays, and Ginos Pizza.  It got ghetto in the 80s, that is when we built a house in Summerfield.

/Former la casa del sol bartender

1. I love La Casa (especially the one on Monarch Drive); they make the most excellent chicken tacos I've ever had. 2. My parents lived on the east side for a few years in the late 70's before they bought a house in Gray. 3. Sorry, but I have to laugh my ass off at Summerfield, largely because it isn't Sugar Mill but tries so hard to be.

(I used to live on Fairmont Drive--what the hell am I talking about?)

Summerfield was there before sugarmill, sugarmill was cane field when I was a kid, so Summerfield never had to try, Sugarmill came after the fact.  Sugarmill tried to be Ellendale.  I am 44 so I probably have more memories of Houma growing than most.

Sugarmill is called that because it actually had a sugarmill and large mounds of bagas on it up through the early 80s.  But the owners sold the mill illegally to Cuba and shipped it down there.  The innitial build out of Sugarmill was awful because it always flooded and the pipes backed up.  It was like an uptown Dularge.

The original La Casa was in Thibodaux downtown, then the one on Monarch, was originally a groovy place called Reflections before it was La Casa, it had a floor that lit up and looked like a disco with chandeliers, than the la casa family bou ...


My conception of Summerfield and Sugar Mill (yes, I knew there had been a sugar mill there) was based on my childhood memories (I'm 27). And I thought the original La Casa was the one on the east side--I learn something new every day.

All that aside: Can we agree that we're a hell of a lot better than the people down the bayou?
2014-01-23 11:55:48 PM
1 votes:

a particular individual: Rezurok: Ah, there we go, acting as if you are superior because you managed to nitpick a ridiculously trivial grammatical "flaw".

You'll get over it. It's Fark. Are you unfamiliar with the concept?

Seriously, you're all butt-hurt over minimal trolling? How have you survived here for 7 years?


Who's butthurt?  I find you amusing, but not in a way one could call desirable.

Also this

i828.photobucket.com
2014-01-23 11:17:15 PM
1 votes:

El Dudereno: Degenz: Pointy Tail of Satan: Degenz: You ever eat at a Buddhist soup kitchen? Those jackasses only serve ketchup, raman and peas. I don't care what god they believe, or not, their farking brains are starved of protein.

Fail! Peas have lots of protein. Like 5%. Knowledge is power! lol

The other 95% is fiber to make you shiat.

/amirite?

Carbs. Carbs and fiber. Because meditation is pretty energy intensive. And everyone needs to shiat.


i.chzbgr.com
2014-01-23 11:11:59 PM
1 votes:

MBooda: None of that Creationist crap for St. Bernard Parish schools. One look and they can see they're descended from amphibians.


cache.gawkerassets.com
2014-01-23 10:51:12 PM
1 votes:

Hickory-smoked: cchris_39: Frederick: Probably been said already; but this is the same mentality that believes in "praying the gay away".

No.....it's the mentality that we aren't all going to change our behavior in your honor.

Nobody cares if you're gay or Asian or buddhist. Knock yourself out.

I don't think you read the same article we did.


Oh, I'm sure he READ the same article.
2014-01-23 10:41:01 PM
1 votes:

El Dudereno: Degenz: Pointy Tail of Satan: Degenz: You ever eat at a Buddhist soup kitchen? Those jackasses only serve ketchup, raman and peas. I don't care what god they believe, or not, their farking brains are starved of protein.

Fail! Peas have lots of protein. Like 5%. Knowledge is power! lol


The other 95% is fiber to make you shiat.
/amirite?
Carbs. Carbs and fiber. Because meditation is pretty energy intensive. And everyone needs to shiat.

c2.diapers.com
2014-01-23 10:07:16 PM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: Silverstaff: Remember, a lot of Fundamentalists, especially deep in the Bible Belt, sincerely, genuinely believe that it's perfectly legal to do that, since (as I heard it quoted to me) "Separation of church and state is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution".  They sincerely believe that the US is a "Christian state" founded by Christians and it's "liberal" propaganda/lies that you can't force people to worship Jesus or require people to be Christian to be a citizen or vote or hold office.

They basically think that the US is supposed to be a Christian theocracy and was until the last few decades, and it's only godless "liberal" treachery that began sometime in the 60's (or thereabouts) that's preventing that.

No, I'm not joking.


I got into an argument with a Fundie not too long ago about currency.  I mentioned that our money shouldn't say "In God We Trust" and he went off on me.  Turns out, he didn't know that "In God We Trust" wasn't always on our currency.



Next time, tell him about the pledge of allegiance.

But back away a safe distance first, in case his head explodes.
2014-01-23 09:55:16 PM
1 votes:

gja: ciberido: SuperNinjaToad: When the outraged parents confronted Sabine Parish Superintendent Sara Ebarb about the incidents, she allegedly told them "this is the Bible belt" and that they "shouldn't be offended" to "see God here." Ebarb advised that C.C. should either change his faith or be transferred to another District school where "there are more Asians."

The obvious legal implications aside what has race got anything to do with religion?

Keep in mind that we're dealing with the "Santa, like Jesus, just is white" level of derp here.  Christians are white and Asians are Buddhist because potato.

I always laugh a little at that. Jesus was white? Really? Apparently grasping that a descendant of a desert tribe for generations might have had a tad of 'perma-tan' is too much for some folks to handle.
Hell, even some of my cousins once-removed (from Sicily) are rather less-than-white.
Environment. It has an impact on how folks look.
/probably a LOT closer to reality:
[i1145.photobucket.com image 448x213]


No, Jesus is Mexican.  jesus is whatever color you draw hir, because a fictional character isn't confined by human traits like race and gender.
2014-01-23 09:40:44 PM
1 votes:

Rezurok: a particular individual: Rezurok: Steak is comprised of...

To comprise means  to consist of or  to be made up of. It is used to denote that something  is made up of smaller parts. Do not use the word  of with comprise.

Read more at  http://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/comprise_compose.htm#h 6 BthyURjLsgbllO.99


"to comprise" means "to contain" (1), as in "The house comprises seven rooms." In other words, this house has or contains seven rooms. When you use "comprise," you're talking about all the parts that make up something. -

See more at: http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/comprise-versus-co m pose#sthash.o4eu2tKH.dpuf

There does not exist a word or phrase in the english language that could accurately convey how little I care about whether "comprised of" is technically correct grammar.


I'm told "I could care less" works wonders in situations like these.
2014-01-23 09:31:37 PM
1 votes:
"ISN'T IT AMAZING WHAT THE ____Ymir_________ HAS MADE!"
2014-01-23 09:14:12 PM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: When the outraged parents confronted Sabine Parish Superintendent Sara Ebarb about the incidents, she allegedly told them "this is the Bible belt" and that they "shouldn't be offended" to "see God here." Ebarb advised that C.C. should either change his faith or be transferred to another District school where "there are more Asians."

The obvious legal implications aside what has race got anything to do with religion?


Keep in mind that we're dealing with the "Santa, like Jesus, just is white" level of derp here.  Christians are white and Asians are Buddhist because potato.
2014-01-23 08:59:21 PM
1 votes:

Rezurok: There does not exist a word or phrase in the english language that could accurately convey how little I care about whether "comprised of" is technically correct grammar.


Sure there is; it just has more syllables than you can handle.
2014-01-23 08:52:58 PM
1 votes:

Hermione_Granger: Reminds me of that time I told someone I was black and they were all like, "You know, being black is a choice. Michael Jackson changed his skin color and you could too if you really wanted. You could use a bleaching cream until your skin got white."

Wow. Just wow. I didn't even know where to begin with that one so I just walked away.


Yes, it's a choice, and it's even worse when you have to come out black.
2014-01-23 08:39:08 PM
1 votes:

Wyalt Derp: She told her students that "if evolution was real, it would still be happening: Apes would be turning into humans today."

Checkmate, scientists!


graphics8.nytimes.com
2014-01-23 08:15:48 PM
1 votes:
All of the "Christians" in the story are actually Atheists who are trying to discredit actual Christians and further remove ACTUAL religious freedom.

They don't want anyone to actually convert to Christianity.  They want to ban ALL expression of ANY religious beliefs in ANY school.  This is just how they go about it.

It's like the U.S. government attacking a site in Miami, in the name of Cuba, so the rest of the U.S.A. would approve of going to war with Cuba.
2014-01-23 08:01:46 PM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: the schools electronic massage board


*snicker*
2014-01-23 08:00:40 PM
1 votes:
Cricket Feldstein is going to have a field day with this one.
2014-01-23 07:57:25 PM
1 votes:
scienceblogs.com
Well, Edna, for a  school with  no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good  science fair.
2014-01-23 07:54:46 PM
1 votes:
For giggles and to be vaguely on topic, I'll post this link that this thread reminded me existed.

Fundies Say the Darndest Things

It's a collection of quotes from fundies all across the interest. Message boards, comment sections, etc.
2014-01-23 07:51:53 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: shastacola: How in the he'll did a public school get away with teaching fundamentalist shiat for this long in the first place?

Louisiana


Just the backwoods parts. The Orleans Parish School Board has expressly excluded that from its schools. Granted, it's just yet another subject kids in those schools won't learn among all the others, but, hey, every little bit helps.
2014-01-23 07:50:15 PM
1 votes:

Rezurok: I only replied to let you know that I would really, really like to invite you to my next party.


Who will the guest list be comprised of?
2014-01-23 07:47:43 PM
1 votes:
Nehemiah Scudder Lives!
2014-01-23 07:47:23 PM
1 votes:

Dedmon: Two and a half more years of apprenticeship, then I'll have the freedom to move out of this backwards assed hellhole of a state, and have a job waiting for me where-ever I go (in the US or Canada). I'm outta here..


Dude, you live in Metairie. Talk to me when you live in Monroe or some place like that.
2014-01-23 07:40:19 PM
1 votes:

Rezurok: Steak is comprised of...


To comprise means  to consist of or  to be made up of. It is used to denote that something  is made up of smaller parts. Do not use the word  of with comprise.

Read more at  http://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/comprise_compose.htm#h 6 BthyURjLsgbllO.99


"to comprise" means "to contain" (1), as in "The house comprises seven rooms." In other words, this house has or contains seven rooms. When you use "comprise," you're talking about all the parts that make up something. -

See more at: http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/comprise-versus-co m pose#sthash.o4eu2tKH.dpuf
2014-01-23 07:40:07 PM
1 votes:
One test she gave to students asked: "ISN'T IT AMAZING WHAT THE _____________ HAS MADE!"

This alone should be grounds for deportation.
2014-01-23 07:31:10 PM
1 votes:

Piizzadude: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Pointy Tail of Satan: Degenz: You ever eat at a Buddhist soup kitchen? Those jackasses only serve ketchup, raman and peas. I don't care what god they believe, or not, their farking brains are starved of protein.

Fail! Peas have lots of protein. Like 5%. Knowledge is power! lol

Actually peas have an enormous amount of protein, depending on how you measure it.

On a per calorie basis, peas have more than 5 times as much protein as beef, and almost zero fat

OK is this bullshiat or not? Don't make me look it up.


Not bullshiat. By weight, meat has way more protein, but also way more fat and calories.

100 g of cooked peas: 42 calories - .323g fat  -  3.27g protein
100g Tbone steak:  247 calories  - 15.93g fat -  24.18g protein

But on a per calorie basis, more than a few green vegetables beat the shiat out of meat. Of course, that means you have to consume a lot more food to maintain your caloric intake, but that's pretty easy in the first world

Peas: 3.27g protein/42 calories =  .078g protein/cal
Meat: 24.18g protein/247 calories =  I should have been more careful choosing which vegetable to compare to meat - peas are slightly lower in this particular example.

But seriously, if you look it up, you'll find that on a per calorie basis, there are several green vegetables that have more protein than meat. Broccoli and kale are the highest, I think. Just not peas. But remember, also too - zero fat in the green vegetables
2014-01-23 07:27:56 PM
1 votes:

kling_klang_bed: And hence I quote the Bible


No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. - article I, section 8  Constitution Of Louisiana

/turns out they're also required by the same document and State law to provide him with an education
2014-01-23 07:24:37 PM
1 votes:
And hence I quote the Bible on how the earth was created (or as best as I can recall):

In the beginning there was silence
and darkness, all across the earth.
Then came the wind, and a hole in the sky.
Thunder and lightning keep crushing down,
hit the earth and split the ground,
fire burning high in the sky.
From down below, fire melted the stone,
the ground shook, and started to pound.
The gods made heavy metal,
and they saw that it was good.
They said to play it louder than hell,
we promised that we would.
When loosers say its over with,
you know that its a lie.
The gods made heavy metal,
and its never gonna die.
We are the true believers,
its our turn to show the world,
in the fire of heavy metal,
we were burnt.
It's more than our religion,
it's the only way to live,
but the enemies of metal,
we can't forgive.
We believe in the power and the might,
and the gods who made metal, are with us tonight.
The gods made heavy metal,
and they saw that it was good.
They said to play it louder than hell,
we promised that we would.
When loosers say its over with,
you know that its a lie.
The gods made heavy metal,
and its never... gonna die.
We believe in the power and the might,
and the gods who made metal, are with us tonight.
We're here tonight for heavy metal,
are you ready in the hall?
They have chosen us,
and we have heard the call.
Go and tell rumor with our sound,
crack walls and shake the ground.
Fight tonight for metal,
one and all.
(cause)
we believe in the power and the might,
and the gods who made metal, are with us tonight.
The gods made heavy metal,
and they saw that it was good.
They said to play it louder than hell,
we promised that we would.
When loosers say its over with,
you know that its a lie.
The gods made heavy metal,
and its never gonna die.
The gods made heavy metal,
and they saw that it was good.
They said to play it louder than hell,
we promised that we would.
When loosers say its over with,
you know that its a lie.
The gods made heavy metal,
and its never gonna die.
The gods made heavy metal,
and they saw that it was good.
They said to play it louder than hell,
we promised that we would.
When loosers say its over with,
you know that its a lie.
The gods made heavy metal,
and its never gonna, never gonna die
2014-01-23 07:19:32 PM
1 votes:
Well nice of Louisiana giving the kid a really good start on a college fund.
2014-01-23 07:18:39 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Didn't they fire all the teachers in LA after Katrina? Or was that just in New Orleans?


If teachers hadn't been teaching gay math all the live-long day then god would not have unleashed Katrina and that's why we can't have nice Jesusy things.  What god couldn't purge with water, we purged with fire...ing.
2014-01-23 07:13:39 PM
1 votes:

Dinobot: Soup4Bonnie: Dinobot: they should learn from
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Am I supposed to know wtf I'm looking at here?  Because I don't.

Buddha and Jesus take a sabbatical and go on vacation to Tokyo.


Buddha only wants to tour with Jesus because he can turn a $2 ramen bowl into 40
2014-01-23 07:08:19 PM
1 votes:
Poor Greg Fishman. The only Jew in Oklahoma City (or so it seemed) in 1972. Mrs. Bodine (yes, that's her real name) asked Greg if it was okay if she read from the book of Luke at Christmas. The coup de gras? It was biology class.
2014-01-23 07:02:02 PM
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: Degenz: You ever eat at a Buddhist soup kitchen? Those jackasses only serve ketchup, raman and peas. I don't care what god they believe, or not, their farking brains are starved of protein.

Fail! Peas have lots of protein. Like 5%. Knowledge is power! lol


Huh, every bowl of Chinese food I ever ate only had like 2 peas max. Cheap bastards.
2014-01-23 07:01:26 PM
1 votes:
Louisiana ACLU??  There's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
2014-01-23 07:00:18 PM
1 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: Shirley Ujest: If he were a true Buddhist, he would have set himself on fire.



"Stupid Buddhist Monk, the Vietnam War has been over for hundreds of years!"


I doubt there are any wall-mounted keyboards in the entire state of Louisiana.
2014-01-23 07:00:16 PM
1 votes:

Gergesa: Well I am convinced.  In the face of all evidence to the contrary I will now believe in creationism.  Also, I will refuse all scientific explanations involving charged particles for the mysterious and completely magical phenomenon known as electricity.

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Wow.  That is enlightening.  Do they have a chapter on magnets?
2014-01-23 06:55:36 PM
1 votes:

Shirley Ujest: If he were a true Buddhist, he would have set himself on fire.


If he were a true Buddhist, he did something in a prior life to deserve this.
2014-01-23 06:50:47 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to say, "I'll wait and hear the other side of the story before drawing a conclusion."  I mean, I want to be that level headed.   That reasonable.  But it's Fundamentalist Christians being assholes in Louisiana.... it's probably true.
2014-01-23 06:49:25 PM
1 votes:

wingnut396: There go those damned militant Buddhists again, oppressing the poor Christian masses!


No no no. It's the ACLU making their brand of trouble again!
The Buddhist kid is just an excuse.
Jeez, I mean, he already moved away, problem solved.

In fact, I heard that the one kid didn't even exist, and the ACLU just made him up!
To oppress Christians! Really!
2014-01-23 06:48:23 PM
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: "OK,, Jesus! You wanna go? YOU WANNA GO????"

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I Big hitter, the Lama
2014-01-23 06:47:45 PM
1 votes:

ten foiled hats: Omahawg: should have gotten a voodoo doll, kid

Why does Buddhist voodoo doll make me think forbidden doughnut?


Because the only good doughnut is made with 100% American Pig LardTM
2014-01-23 06:43:26 PM
1 votes:
Of course I am sure it is the christian teacher who feels that she is really the oppressed one.
2014-01-23 06:40:49 PM
1 votes:
Well, to be fair, religion is UNDENIABLY a choice.
2014-01-23 06:38:26 PM
1 votes:
Christians give Christianity a bad name.
2014-01-23 06:38:13 PM
1 votes:

shastacola: How in the he'll did a public school get away with teaching fundamentalist shiat for this long in the first place?


Louisiana
2014-01-23 06:32:31 PM
1 votes:
Why am I not the least bit surprised by this? I swear to god, the only people more aggressively stupid than HOA members are fundamentalist school board members,
 
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