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(International Business Times)   Selena Gomez 'devastated' to hear that the Biebs landed himself in jail   (ibtimes.com) divider line 16
    More: Asinine, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, RadarOnline, girlfriend, jail  
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2014-01-23 06:20:37 PM  
11 votes:

foo monkey: I will comfort her.

With my penis.



And I will do likewise for Selena.
2014-01-23 06:59:41 PM  
10 votes:
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2014-01-23 05:40:07 PM  
6 votes:
static.guim.co.uk

Dear Diary,

Today I haz a sad. My beloved Beiber is in prison - like me.
We are connected and our love will conquer all and endure.

PS. Smelly Gomez is a biatch!
2014-01-23 07:51:49 PM  
4 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

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2014-01-23 05:01:18 PM  
3 votes:

Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gaygoing to be raped repeatedly in prison. Because being gayraped repeatedly in prison

 is a funny thing to be.

FTFY.
2014-01-23 11:56:38 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-23 04:45:50 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.


It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.
2014-01-23 04:12:45 PM  
2 votes:
he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.
2014-01-23 07:44:49 PM  
1 votes:

McGrits: GungFu: Dear Diary,

Today I haz a sad. My beloved Beiber is in prison - like me.
We are connected and our love will conquer all and endure.

PS. Smelly Gomez is a biatch!

Effin-A awesome.

Maybe she can fly her plane to Miami and bust him out of the clink.


How the hell is a deaf and blind girl supposed to fly a plane?
2014-01-23 07:29:54 PM  
1 votes:
I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

assets.nydailynews.com
2014-01-23 07:15:07 PM  
1 votes:

pedobearapproved: Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.

well.... after he broke they broke up he did have fly to Brazil and have sex with that Brazilian transsexual. And while that might not be specifically "gay," it's not very straight either. So the initial statement is both factual, and funny.

/sad that I know that justin beiber had sex with a brazilian transsexual
//can't rape the willing


I heard about Brazilian prostitutes, I never heard any confirmation that they were trannies. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense made up by the Internet for teh lulz.
2014-01-23 06:56:34 PM  
1 votes:
Why is this asinine? Someone she cares about is destroying himself.  Being devastated seems like a normal human reaction.
2014-01-23 05:42:37 PM  
1 votes:

boyvoyeur: Arguing through text messages is so adult and mature.


As opposed to arguing through message boards.
2014-01-23 05:42:07 PM  
1 votes:
Selena looks like the Dick Tracy villain with a face too small for one's head
2014-01-23 05:19:08 PM  
1 votes:

rjakobi: GanjSmokr: Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gaygoing to be raped repeatedly in prison. Because being gayraped repeatedly in prison is a funny thing to be.

FTFY.

Dude, they don't put recently arrested celebrities in Genpop. Keep it in your pants, both of you.


They don't??  I was hoping they'd put him in general population and then turn a blind eye while all the inmates (the mean, nasty, ugly looking ones - like mother rapers, father stabbers, father rapers, etc) took their turns raping him.  Then the meanest father raper of them all could come over and ask him what he got.

/of course Justin would have to explain that he didn't "get" anything and he actually had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage.
2014-01-23 05:02:13 PM  
1 votes:
Is the joke here that we're reading a Beiber/Selena Gomez quote on "International Business Times"?
 
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