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(International Business Times)   Selena Gomez 'devastated' to hear that the Biebs landed himself in jail   (ibtimes.com) divider line 84
    More: Asinine, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, RadarOnline, girlfriend, jail  
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2014-01-23 08:30:31 PM  

mentallo69: [img.fark.net image 640x636]


Makes you wonder.  Are they ever seen in the same place at the same time....
 
2014-01-23 08:33:25 PM  

mongbiohazard: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

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I'm sure she's hanging out with Bieber for his personality.


I thought I read in another thread that the Biebs father was riding shotgun?

It's been a long day and I really don't care that much anyways...

well.. I do care, a little, because FARK is going to be over run with OMGBIEBERARRESATEDLOL threads for the next couple of months..
 
2014-01-23 08:35:10 PM  

LectertheChef: ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

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I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.



C'mon, guys. She's exotic looking, so she must be a dude? She's DeSean Jackson's ex.
 
2014-01-23 08:47:25 PM  
Id eat peanut butter outta her fartbox
 
2014-01-23 08:47:33 PM  
I'd devastate Selena Gomez.
 
2014-01-23 08:48:12 PM  

crotchgrabber: McGrits: GungFu: Dear Diary,

Today I haz a sad. My beloved Beiber is in prison - like me.
We are connected and our love will conquer all and endure.

PS. Smelly Gomez is a biatch!

Effin-A awesome.

Maybe she can fly her plane to Miami and bust him out of the clink.

How the hell is a deaf and blind girl supposed to fly a plane?


Are you serious??  Everybody knows that those canes they give deaf people have radar in them.  Sheesh.  No more yankie my wankie.  Bieber need food..
 
2014-01-23 08:51:15 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: LectertheChef: ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 380x281]

I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.


C'mon, guys. She's exotic looking, so she must be a dude? She's DeSean Jackson's ex.


Which raises questions about DeSean Jackson.
 
2014-01-23 08:53:19 PM  

GungFu: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Dear Diary,

Today I haz a sad. My beloved Beiber is in prison - like me.
We are connected and our love will conquer all and endure.

PS. Smelly Gomez is a biatch!


I'll let you have the window seat for that, I'm joining you for laughing.
 
2014-01-23 08:55:00 PM  

crotchgrabber: McGrits: GungFu: Dear Diary,

Today I haz a sad. My beloved Beiber is in prison - like me.
We are connected and our love will conquer all and endure.

PS. Smelly Gomez is a biatch!

Effin-A awesome.

Maybe she can fly her plane to Miami and bust him out of the clink.

How the hell is a deaf and blind girl supposed to fly a plane?


What? When did Amelia Earhart go deaf and blind?
 
2014-01-23 09:05:10 PM  
IBT can eat an IBOD

EAIBOD
 
2014-01-23 09:13:32 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: LectertheChef: ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 380x281]

I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.


C'mon, guys. She's exotic looking, so she must be a dude? She's DeSean Jackson's ex.


That's exotic? I would choose different adjectives, such as masculine, plastic, tranny. Maybe it's just a really bad picture.
 
2014-01-23 09:14:45 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: LectertheChef: ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 380x281]

I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.


C'mon, guys. She's exotic looking, so she must be a dude? She's DeSean Jackson's ex.


"exotic looking"
i1330.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 09:14:56 PM  
Selena looks like a 12 year old to me and I am probably a bit younger than some of you retards who think she's attractive.

Bieber's mom, on the other hand, is a total milf.
 
2014-01-23 09:15:08 PM  

ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 380x281]


With a better body than Selena Gomez
 
2014-01-23 09:23:05 PM  

GungFu: Dear Diary,

Today I haz a sad. My beloved Beiber is in prison - like me.
We are connected and our love will conquer all and endure.

PS. Smelly Gomez is a biatch!


That is beautiful...
 
2014-01-23 09:29:08 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: C'mon, guys. She's exotic looking, so she must be a dude?


I don't think it's that. Her body is incredible, but her face looks like.. well..
upload.wikimedia.org
Like a poorly rendered image of a woman's face from 2006.
 
2014-01-23 09:45:28 PM  

Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.


How do you know?
 
2014-01-23 10:20:23 PM  
According to the report, Bieber texted the former TV actress explicit images and begged for her forgiveness after reportedly angering her for canoodling with another women while on vacation.

"Canoodling"? Who uses that word outside of gossip articles?
 
2014-01-23 10:27:14 PM  

LectertheChef: ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 380x281]

I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.



Whoa, whoa, there was a face?
 
2014-01-23 10:28:55 PM  

Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.


So a guy that's into women pegging him is gay? Odd. I though a gay guy was attracted to men.
 
2014-01-23 10:38:12 PM  

LectertheChef: ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 380x281]

I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.


Different strokes for different folks, but she looks scorching hot to me.
 
2014-01-23 10:44:48 PM  

mongbiohazard: LectertheChef: ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 380x281]

I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.

Different strokes for different folks, but she looks scorching hot to me.


data3.whicdn.com
 
2014-01-23 11:21:50 PM  

jaytkay: mongbiohazard: LectertheChef: ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 380x281]

I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.

Different strokes for different folks, but she looks scorching hot to me.

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i107.photobucket.com

Stop.... My penis can only get SO erect.
 
2014-01-23 11:56:38 PM  
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2014-01-24 03:05:18 AM  
Jeez, you guys worry me.

This is a little girl...

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This is a woman...

img.fark.net

/Gomez doesn't even look legal.
//Neither are my type, but if I'm going to gawk at females, I prefer it if they don't look like jailbait.
 
2014-01-24 03:52:20 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]


IT'S A TRAP!
 
2014-01-24 07:06:42 AM  

Triumph: How can a 19-year-old have an expired license? He still on a learner's permit?


State laws vary.  Texas learners permit at 15, provisional license 16.  18 and up regular license.  Don't know were Beiber got his license from.
 
2014-01-24 07:25:47 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: LectertheChef: ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x633]

[ic.pics.livejournal.com image 380x281]

I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.


C'mon, guys. She's exotic looking, so she must be a dude? She's DeSean Jackson's ex.


She's only 'exotic' looking insofar as she looks like she used to be a dude, a look which most women do not have. Seriously, if she was born a woman she needs to slap her plastic surgeon because he made her look like she used to be a dude. A LOT. There is no amount of cleavage or makeup that can distract you enough not to notice that her face looks like a man's face with makeup on it.
 
2014-01-24 08:14:01 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I watched Spring Breakers. Don't watch Spring Breakers.


sprang brayke.......SPRANG BRAYKE
 
2014-01-24 08:46:47 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I watched Spring Breakers. Don't watch Spring Breakers.


Spraaaaaaang breaaaaaaaak.

/haunted forever
 
2014-01-24 08:47:51 AM  
Damnit. Should have read farther down.
 
2014-01-24 09:58:22 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Jeez, you guys worry me.

This is a little girl...

[img.fark.net image 435x580]


This is a woman...

[img.fark.net image 635x633]

/Gomez doesn't even look legal.
//Neither are my type, but if I'm going to gawk at females, I prefer it if they don't look like jailbait.


No, that's body by Dr. Moneyslicer

/+1 for swollen duck lips
 
2014-01-24 04:23:39 PM  

Prophet of Loss: ZeroCorpse: Jeez, you guys worry me.

This is a little girl...

[img.fark.net image 435x580]


This is a woman...

[img.fark.net image 635x633]

/Gomez doesn't even look legal.
//Neither are my type, but if I'm going to gawk at females, I prefer it if they don't look like jailbait.

No, that's body by Dr. Moneyslicer

/+1 for swollen duck lips


Fine, agreed.

My point was that she's not a child, though.
 
2014-01-24 05:42:40 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Jeez, you guys worry me.

This is a little girl...

img.fark.net


This is a woman...

img.fark.net

/Gomez doesn't even look legal.
//Neither are my type, but if I'm going to gawk at females, I prefer it if they don't look like jailbait.



They are both 21 years old. Except one looks like a skank, and the other is named Selena.
 
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