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(International Business Times)   Selena Gomez 'devastated' to hear that the Biebs landed himself in jail   (ibtimes.com) divider line 84
    More: Asinine, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, RadarOnline, girlfriend, jail  
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2014-01-23 04:12:45 PM  
he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.
 
2014-01-23 04:45:50 PM  

vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.


It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.
 
2014-01-23 04:47:09 PM  
Something tells me she's probably not so much devastated as laughing her ass off.
 
2014-01-23 04:48:32 PM  
I'm devastated this thread has no nudes of Selena Gomez posted.
 
2014-01-23 04:49:18 PM  
How can a 19-year-old have an expired license? He still on a learner's permit?
 
2014-01-23 04:51:03 PM  
That kid is going to have the BEST stories to share at whatever rehab he ends up in.
 
2014-01-23 04:51:05 PM  
Yes, furrow your tiny face in extreme consternation.
 
2014-01-23 04:54:16 PM  
 
2014-01-23 04:57:55 PM  

LectertheChef: Something tells me she's probably not so much devastated as laughing her ass off.


This.

Where's the .gif/YouTube clip of her fist-bumping Letterman after she talks about making him cry?
 
2014-01-23 05:00:22 PM  
devastated? really?He got arrested and will probably pay a "fine". It's not like he died.
 
2014-01-23 05:01:18 PM  

Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gaygoing to be raped repeatedly in prison. Because being gayraped repeatedly in prison

 is a funny thing to be.

FTFY.
 
2014-01-23 05:02:13 PM  
Is the joke here that we're reading a Beiber/Selena Gomez quote on "International Business Times"?
 
2014-01-23 05:04:24 PM  

LectertheChef: Something tells me she's probably not so much devastated as laughing her ass off.


www.mynuvotv.com

When Letterman brought up the topic of the singer-actress' love life and revealed that during a recent interview he made the Biebs cry, SelGo, without missing a beat, exclaimed: "Well then, that makes two of us."
 
2014-01-23 05:04:28 PM  
It's only a little while until there will be a bathroom mirror with "Justin gives great head, and is dead" written on it.
 
2014-01-23 05:10:57 PM  

GanjSmokr: Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gaygoing to be raped repeatedly in prison. Because being gayraped repeatedly in prison is a funny thing to be.

FTFY.


Dude, they don't put recently arrested celebrities in Genpop. Keep it in your pants, both of you.
 
2014-01-23 05:16:53 PM  
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2014-01-23 05:18:57 PM  
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2014-01-23 05:19:08 PM  

rjakobi: GanjSmokr: Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gaygoing to be raped repeatedly in prison. Because being gayraped repeatedly in prison is a funny thing to be.

FTFY.

Dude, they don't put recently arrested celebrities in Genpop. Keep it in your pants, both of you.


They don't??  I was hoping they'd put him in general population and then turn a blind eye while all the inmates (the mean, nasty, ugly looking ones - like mother rapers, father stabbers, father rapers, etc) took their turns raping him.  Then the meanest father raper of them all could come over and ask him what he got.

/of course Justin would have to explain that he didn't "get" anything and he actually had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage.
 
2014-01-23 05:30:12 PM  

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2014-01-23 05:32:35 PM  
I will comfort her.

With my penis.
 
2014-01-23 05:36:18 PM  

Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.


I thought it was funny because it implied Justin Beiber would be raped.  Because jokes about jail rape are also always funny, or something.
 
2014-01-23 05:38:33 PM  

GanjSmokr: rjakobi: GanjSmokr: Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gaygoing to be raped repeatedly in prison. Because being gayraped repeatedly in prison is a funny thing to be.

FTFY.

Dude, they don't put recently arrested celebrities in Genpop. Keep it in your pants, both of you.

They don't??  I was hoping they'd put him in general population and then turn a blind eye while all the inmates (the mean, nasty, ugly looking ones - like mother rapers, father stabbers, father rapers, etc) took their turns raping him.  Then the meanest father raper of them all could come over and ask him what he got.

/of course Justin would have to explain that he didn't "get" anything and he actually had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage.


I can see my prior comment was both unnecessary and also less funny by one Arlo Guthrie quote than the rape joke shaming that's already been administered.

/I'll just sit down over here on the Group W bench.
 
2014-01-23 05:40:07 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

Dear Diary,

Today I haz a sad. My beloved Beiber is in prison - like me.
We are connected and our love will conquer all and endure.

PS. Smelly Gomez is a biatch!
 
2014-01-23 05:40:36 PM  
Arguing through text messages is so adult and mature.

While I can't believe everything written about him, I have to believe some of it is true. Like when he brags about getting so much p*ssy... I'd rather have 24 hour shows about Honey Boo Boo than let this dick get air time.

/off to see what Taylor Swift and Robert Pattenson are doing
 
2014-01-23 05:42:07 PM  
Selena looks like the Dick Tracy villain with a face too small for one's head
 
2014-01-23 05:42:37 PM  

boyvoyeur: Arguing through text messages is so adult and mature.


As opposed to arguing through message boards.
 
2014-01-23 06:18:22 PM  
Bieber is in jail?!?
 
2014-01-23 06:20:37 PM  

foo monkey: I will comfort her.

With my penis.



And I will do likewise for Selena.
 
2014-01-23 06:24:23 PM  
You gotta admit, out of all the ass-farkable Hollywood pop tarts on the scene getting arrested today, teh bieb booty is most hottest!
 
2014-01-23 06:25:20 PM  
I had no idea that so many 12 year old girls had fark accounts.
 
2014-01-23 06:33:40 PM  
I watched Spring Breakers. Don't watch Spring Breakers.
 
2014-01-23 06:33:40 PM  

scotchcrotch: Selena looks like the Dick Tracy villain with a face too small for one's head


I don't know... I'm pretty sure her face is a fine size for my head.

Also... little if anything will happen to Bieber. He's got top dollar for all the lawyers he needs. He won't get what any of us would get as far as punishment goes, he'll get off much lighter - have no doubt. The rich aren't generally subject to laws quite like the rest of us are. If he had gotten caught closer to Hollywood he probably wouldn't have any punishment coming at all.
 
2014-01-23 06:44:53 PM  

mongbiohazard: scotchcrotch: Selena looks like the Dick Tracy villain with a face too small for one's head

I don't know... I'm pretty sure her face is a fine size for my head.

Also... little if anything will happen to Bieber. He's got top dollar for all the lawyers he needs. He won't get what any of us would get as far as punishment goes, he'll get off much lighter - have no doubt. The rich aren't generally subject to laws quite like the rest of us are. If he had gotten caught closer to Hollywood he probably wouldn't have any punishment coming at all.


In his case, he does have money, but he's pissed off a lot of people who probably have just as much, if not more, than he has.  I wouldn't be surprised to see him take a tumble.  It's not like he's at the top of his popularity any more.
 
2014-01-23 06:56:34 PM  
Why is this asinine? Someone she cares about is destroying himself.  Being devastated seems like a normal human reaction.
 
2014-01-23 06:57:14 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I watched Spring Breakers. Don't watch Spring Breakers.


Eh, I quite liked it, alot better than I thought it was going to be. The ending though takes ALOT of suspension of belief though.
 
2014-01-23 06:59:41 PM  
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2014-01-23 07:00:57 PM  

Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.


well.... after he broke they broke up he did have fly to Brazil and have sex with that Brazilian transsexual. And while that might not be specifically "gay," it's not very straight either. So the initial statement is both factual, and funny.

/sad that I know that justin beiber had sex with a brazilian transsexual
//can't rape the willing
 
2014-01-23 07:15:07 PM  

pedobearapproved: Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.

well.... after he broke they broke up he did have fly to Brazil and have sex with that Brazilian transsexual. And while that might not be specifically "gay," it's not very straight either. So the initial statement is both factual, and funny.

/sad that I know that justin beiber had sex with a brazilian transsexual
//can't rape the willing


I heard about Brazilian prostitutes, I never heard any confirmation that they were trannies. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense made up by the Internet for teh lulz.
 
2014-01-23 07:26:43 PM  

GungFu: Dear Diary,

Today I haz a sad. My beloved Beiber is in prison - like me.
We are connected and our love will conquer all and endure.

PS. Smelly Gomez is a biatch!


Effin-A awesome.

Maybe she can fly her plane to Miami and bust him out of the clink.
 
2014-01-23 07:29:54 PM  
I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

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2014-01-23 07:35:26 PM  

tillerman35: It's only a little while until there will be a bathroom mirror with "Justin gives great head, and is dead" written on it.


I thought it was cool!
 
2014-01-23 07:44:49 PM  

McGrits: GungFu: Dear Diary,

Today I haz a sad. My beloved Beiber is in prison - like me.
We are connected and our love will conquer all and endure.

PS. Smelly Gomez is a biatch!

Effin-A awesome.

Maybe she can fly her plane to Miami and bust him out of the clink.


How the hell is a deaf and blind girl supposed to fly a plane?
 
2014-01-23 07:51:49 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

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2014-01-23 07:57:21 PM  

Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.


No, it implies he's going to be raped. And considering the environment and hierarchy implications I don't think that his attacker could immediately be considered gay.
 
2014-01-23 07:58:09 PM  

Semper IvXx: vudukungfu: he's going to get the farking you wouldn't let him have.

It's funny because it implies Justin Beiber is gay. Because being gay is a funny thing to be.



Exactly. That's why they call it "gay".
 
2014-01-23 07:58:45 PM  

ZMugg: shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

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I was gonna say, but I really can't be sure. There's something about the face that just doesn't sit right.
 
2014-01-23 08:10:09 PM  

scotchcrotch: Selena looks like the Dick Tracy villain with a face too small for one's head


Mitt Romney?
 
2014-01-23 08:13:10 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: I think she's probably more concerned about the model riding shotgun in Bieb's Lambo when he was arrested than she is about the arrest itself.

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I'm sure she's hanging out with Bieber for his personality.
 
2014-01-23 08:16:28 PM  
I'm 37 and I just realized why they call it an Adam's apple.
 
2014-01-23 08:22:50 PM  
That's unusual...for most people, beards don't feel pain.
 
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