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(Huffington Post)   In an epochal harmonic convergence of idiocy, Louis Gohmert (R-TX) will take Sean Hannity to the State of the Union address next week as his guest   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 60
    More: Stupid, State of the Union, Sean Hannity, Louie Gohmert, humans, Steve Stockman, Obama, Secretary of Homeland Security, Sen. John McCain  
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2014-01-23 02:52:39 PM  
i'm surprised hannity would allow himself to be in the same room as that uppity nubian obambi.
 
2014-01-23 02:54:05 PM  
"Douchebags, party of two?"
 
2014-01-23 02:54:08 PM  
I think it's sweet that they decided to make their love public like this.
 
2014-01-23 02:54:55 PM  
Does this mean that Glen Beck is going to be the Designated Derpvivor this year?
 
2014-01-23 02:55:17 PM  
Gohmert is totally going to try the popcorn trick.
 
2014-01-23 02:56:29 PM  

James!: Gohmert is totally going to try the popcorn trick.


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-23 03:00:52 PM  
"I brought you to the big dance Sean, you gotta at least touch it."
 
2014-01-23 03:02:47 PM  
Stag or drag?
 
2014-01-23 03:26:33 PM  
Hannity... Isn't that the brave soul that said waterboarding was no big deal, then followed through by demonstrating his claim?
 
2014-01-23 03:35:53 PM  
Hannity will claim this satisfies his threat to leave New York.
 
2014-01-23 03:59:38 PM  
(Holds breath, Crosses fingers) Trigger-happy Secret Service agent...Trigger-happy Secret Service agent...Trigger-happy Secret Service agent...
 
2014-01-23 04:12:01 PM  
And they just farking made out through the entire speech, disrespectful.
 
2014-01-23 04:13:46 PM  
Obama wants to troll them, sit them by Rachel Maddow.
 
2014-01-23 04:17:18 PM  
"Mmmmm, Seanny, yer gonna learn how to make a Gohmert pile tonight."
 
2014-01-23 04:22:41 PM  
it's weird how republicans are bigoted towards minorities and gays but they are very accepting of people who have punchable faces.   I look at Hannity and just by the way he looks I hate him, I want to say I have friends with punchable faces but I can't lie, I really dislike people with punchable faces, I just can't tolerate them and I feel they are genetically inferior.
 
2014-01-23 04:24:39 PM  
For christ sake, just fark and get it over with you two!
 
2014-01-23 04:24:46 PM  
"C'mon, Sean.  Cast some aspersions on my asparagus."
 
2014-01-23 04:25:38 PM  
Hannity should have no problem, since the House chamber is already mentally handicapped accessible.
 
2014-01-23 04:27:20 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Douchebags, party of two?"


Bravo sir, bravo
 
2014-01-23 04:28:43 PM  
Christ!  That would be weird.  I can't imagine the work required in taking Gohmert out in public.  Sean's going to need to bring the pretty leash and an extra box of do-do bags.
 
2014-01-23 04:30:23 PM  
I think they'll make a cute couple.
 
2014-01-23 04:31:26 PM  
Sorry Louie,.  but nothing beats watching The Motor City Madman clenching his little leather cheerio and pursing up his lips and being polite as Stockman's guest last year.  Asshole even took his hat off and didn't scream "K[LL IT AND GRILL IT!!!"
 
2014-01-23 04:32:28 PM  
Who wears the corsage?
 
2014-01-23 04:33:02 PM  
If they'd sprung this on the Democrats, kept it a secret until it actually happened, then they might have been able to make it work.

As it is, they're retards, so they announce their plans long beforehand and make sure everyone knows what they're going to do, thus giving the Democrats and the President plenty of time to make speech changes to add in little hints of subtle mockery, thus provoking the Tea Derpers into spasms of mouth-foaming fury yet again.
 
2014-01-23 04:33:25 PM  

SilentStrider: Obama wants to troll them, sit them by Rachel Maddow.


Oh...that would be...epic.
 
2014-01-23 04:33:55 PM  
Fun fact: Because they're there together, by law Steve Stockman is required to stay at an undisclosed location.
 
2014-01-23 04:34:53 PM  

Headso: it's weird how republicans are bigoted towards minorities and gays but they are very accepting of people who have punchable faces.


Politicians know they have to respect the base.
 
2014-01-23 04:36:02 PM  

Having Gohmert and Hannity together seems awfully close to crossing the beams.

www.listoid.com
 
2014-01-23 04:36:44 PM  
To be fair, he's not bringing along a guy who got a USSS visit for implying he was planning to assassinate the President.

s.wsj.net

It's a baby step, and he should be commended for it.
 
2014-01-23 04:37:07 PM  
Kay eye ess ess eye en gee!
 
2014-01-23 04:38:23 PM  

Pincy: I think they'll make a cute couple.


Yea, but a couple of what?
 
2014-01-23 04:40:35 PM  
Two boobs in desperate need of a bra...
 
2014-01-23 04:42:01 PM  

Sgt Otter: To be fair, he's not bringing along a guy who got a USSS visit for implying he was planning to assassinate the President.



It's a baby step, and he should be commended for it.


The real story here is that Drew Carey and Col. Sanders have a love-child.
 
2014-01-23 04:43:27 PM  
KORA REFERENCE I SEES IT.
 
2014-01-23 04:43:52 PM  
Definitely not a date.
 
2014-01-23 04:47:11 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sgt Otter: To be fair, he's not bringing along a guy who got a USSS visit for implying he was planning to assassinate the President.

It's a baby step, and he should be commended for it.

The real story here is that Drew CareyPatton Oswald and Col. Sanders have a love-child.


FTFAccuracy
 
2014-01-23 05:05:34 PM  

NeverDrunk23: Pincy: I think they'll make a cute couple.

Yea, but a couple of what?


Hint: They'll arrive in a bra.
 
2014-01-23 05:06:42 PM  

keylock71: Two boobs in desperate need of a bra...


read the thread first, read the thread first, read the thread first...
 
2014-01-23 05:06:51 PM  

naughtyrev: I think it's sweet that they decided to make their love public like this.

 
2014-01-23 05:18:13 PM  
Well, Sean *is* a girl's name...
www.rawstory.com

// want to touch the Hannity...awroo!
 
2014-01-23 05:19:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Douchebags, party of two?"


images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2014-01-23 05:24:31 PM  

FlashHarry: James!: Gohmert is totally going to try the popcorn trick.


I don't know what this trick is and I can't tell that gif.  Sorry.  Everything I learned about groping in theaters I learned from Summer of '42.
 
2014-01-23 05:25:54 PM  

Headso: it's weird how republicans are bigoted towards minorities and gays but they are very accepting of people who have punchable faces.   I look at Hannity and just by the way he looks I hate him, I want to say I have friends with punchable faces but I can't lie, I really dislike people with punchable faces, I just can't tolerate them and I feel they are genetically inferior.


img.fark.net
/Pretty sure the ham they're made of isn't lean.
 
2014-01-23 05:28:24 PM  
I'm imagining that scene from The Wall where Geldof is pointing to random members of the audience and ordering his men to grab them. And the Secret Service grabs Gohmert, Issa, and Bachman throw them up against the wall.
 
2014-01-23 05:31:09 PM  
The fact that not just average people but actual for real Congressmen take Sean Hannity seriously is a major insult to America.
 
2014-01-23 05:54:17 PM  
Which one is the girl?
 
2014-01-23 06:05:35 PM  

odinsposse: The fact that not just average people but actual for real Congressmen take Sean Hannity seriously is a major insult to America.


Or any congressman with any member of the media really. Any elected official who makes their decisions based on info they get from talking heads should be permabanned from politics, I don't care what letter is next to their name.
 
2014-01-23 06:10:02 PM  

El Pachuco: Having Gohmert and Hannity together seems awfully close to crossing the beams.[www.listoid.com image 212x142]


The wha?
 
2014-01-23 06:15:37 PM  

The Drawing Board: El Pachuco: Having Gohmert and Hannity together seems awfully close to crossing the beams.[www.listoid.com image 212x142]

The wha?


Ghost busters, and for the other definition, urban dictionary is your friend.
 
2014-01-23 06:24:14 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: keylock71: Two boobs in desperate need of a bra...

read the thread first, read the thread first, read the thread first...


Great minds and all that... : )
 
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