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(The Smoking Gun)   ♫ And the kid in the back, took an elbow to the sack, And it turned into a school bus blitz. And the girl that was queefing said "Boy you'd best be leaving", And it turned into a school bus blitz. ♫   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 29
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2014-01-23 06:55:43 PM
9 votes:
This would be an unexpected captcha

i.cdn.turner.com
2014-01-23 05:44:45 PM
9 votes:
She thinks she's the passionate one.
2014-01-23 06:24:09 PM
6 votes:
www.abdfunny.com
2014-01-23 06:01:22 PM
6 votes:
From the comments: Teen LaQueefa?

Hahaha, good one.
2014-01-23 08:28:13 PM
5 votes:
Shocked by a fart
And you're to blame
Darling, you give muff a bad name.
2014-01-23 09:46:47 PM
4 votes:
You know, she could grow up to be President one day...

Then they could play...  (Puts on sunglasses) "Hail to the queef"
2014-01-23 05:59:01 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-23 06:25:56 PM
3 votes:

Mock26: Solutare: mark12A: Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....

MY GOD TEENAGERS ARE HAVING SEX CIVILIZATION IS COLLAPSING

Pretty sure he was talking about the fact that she was having sex in the back of a school bus, not that she was having sex.


And that bus sex was no problem for her, but the thing that upset her into violence was that someone chuckled at a noise made during her very public f*ckathon.

"The vaginas on the bus go queef, queef, queef, all through the town!"
2014-01-23 04:49:01 PM
3 votes:
img2-1.timeinc.net
2014-01-23 08:52:59 PM
2 votes:

kling_klang_bed: You know what you never hear about anymore? P*ssy farts!!!!  -George Carlin


That was his opening line to the show I was at in 2004 in Wichita, KS. Won the tickets from a local radio station.

< / CSB >
2014-01-23 07:01:22 PM
2 votes:
I just read the article and sang subby's song to my wife, and I can't stop laughing.I think she is either starting an online dating profile or googling for divorce lawyers.
2014-01-23 06:18:58 PM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-23 06:11:43 PM
2 votes:
sp2.yimg.com
2014-01-23 06:05:49 PM
2 votes:
Also, the report reads like something Beulah Balbricker would have said in Porky's.
2014-01-23 06:01:27 PM
2 votes:

mark12A: Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....


MY GOD TEENAGERS ARE HAVING SEX CIVILIZATION IS COLLAPSING
2014-01-23 06:00:09 PM
2 votes:
Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....
2014-01-23 11:26:45 PM
1 votes:
TFA:, the 18-year-old (who is pictured above)

Lemme guess, the the hose-beast went down on the police booking agent so quickly and vigorously that the camera could only capture a blur?
2014-01-23 08:34:15 PM
1 votes:

PluckYew: tetsoushima: PluckYew: This would be an unexpected captcha

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I just want you to know that I just had surgery and this made me laugh, much to my great pain.

Sorry,  :-(

Hope you are feeling better soon!


Whoever said that laughter is the best medicine never had their gallbladder out.

And thanks.
2014-01-23 07:45:07 PM
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Welp, there's my earworm for the day.


The queef?
2014-01-23 07:42:18 PM
1 votes:
That girl could graduate high school and find a cure for cancer....but she'll always be the Bus Sex Queefer.
2014-01-23 07:34:52 PM
1 votes:
fortunately, the article withheld her name so NOBODY at school is going to hear a single word about any of this, or any other noise.
2014-01-23 06:54:07 PM
1 votes:

Mock26: Anyone under 18 on the bus?  Then guess who gets to now a registered sex offender?


One time I got to now a registered sex offender but then it on my hat.
2014-01-23 06:18:39 PM
1 votes:
You know what you never hear about anymore? P*ssy farts!!!!  -George Carlin
2014-01-23 06:16:47 PM
1 votes:

Mock26: Anyone under 18 on the bus?  Then guess who gets to now a registered sex offender?


i'm thinking harsher charges were not taken out to avoid having this girl as a sex offender for doing what kids do. i agree with the troopers choice, it should be mostly left to the school for punishment, not the courts
2014-01-23 06:12:15 PM
1 votes:
Cop here. As a former reporter/writer/ and present sarcastic wiseass, I pride myself on my snarky/funny reports. People never fight- they "engage in fisticuffs" for example. I've typed some really goofy shiat in my time...

... however, apparently, Trooper Jordan's supervisor took the night off mentally and let this silly account through. BIG mistake. If I wrote this report and my Sergeant approved it, we'd both be in a lot of trouble.
2014-01-23 06:09:14 PM
1 votes:
Stupid yinzers... its like the third world out there... a step down from Jersey Shore.
2014-01-23 06:05:25 PM
1 votes:
I read the comments here first and was thinking "what in the actual fark?!", then I read the article, and again, all I could come up with was WTF.

WTF.
2014-01-23 06:04:09 PM
1 votes:
FTA : A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a school bus

Back in the 80s, my high school girlfriend required pre-coital champagne (pink), a soft playing mix tape of Air Supply / REO Speedwagon, a canopy bed with high thread-count sheets and 20 minutes of satisfactory foreplay.

Even with all of these conditions met, a hummer was not guaranteed.
2014-01-23 06:04:03 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: bongmiester: having sex in public in front of at least one minor

ding ding ding
And toss the adults who looked the other way in with sandusky.


How do you know they were looking the other way? Busses have mirrors, ya know.
 
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