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(The Smoking Gun)   ♫ And the kid in the back, took an elbow to the sack, And it turned into a school bus blitz. And the girl that was queefing said "Boy you'd best be leaving", And it turned into a school bus blitz. ♫   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2014-01-23 07:26:04 PM  
3 votes:
Why is she merely charged with "harassment"? That should be a battery charge for hitting the kid, plus some kind of lewd behavior charge for sex in front of minors. Add in a sex in public charge, and I'm thinking this girl belongs on a registry...
2014-01-23 04:24:41 PM  
3 votes:

minoridiot: bongmiester: since there was no charge for the sex on the bus thing i'm guessing that wasn't illegal? wow, school has changed

She is 18.


having sex in public in front of at least one minor
2014-01-23 07:36:47 PM  
2 votes:
OK, ladies and gentlemen, nobody is going to top this. We need to just give subby the 2014 HOTY award right here and now, and make this thing official.
2014-01-23 06:05:25 PM  
2 votes:
I read the comments here first and was thinking "what in the actual fark?!", then I read the article, and again, all I could come up with was WTF.

WTF.
2014-01-23 06:01:22 PM  
2 votes:
From the comments: Teen LaQueefa?

Hahaha, good one.
2014-01-23 10:45:52 PM  
1 vote:
I guess that other poster is right. We shouldn't hold her accountable because she's young. As a matter of fact, we shouldn't hold anyone accountable for their actions until they're at least 85, because we might be too young to understand what we've done. Of course, by then, Alzheimer's can be an issue, so maybe we should just take away personal accountability altogether...
2014-01-23 10:27:12 PM  
1 vote:

MassAsster: Mikey1969: MassAsster: Mock26: Anyone under 18 on the bus?  Then guess who gets to now a registered sex offender?

i'm thinking harsher charges were not taken out to avoid having this girl as a sex offender for doing what kids do. i agree with the troopers choice, it should be mostly left to the school for punishment, not the courts

Same thing when teachers molest students, I'm guessing.

Right?

We should let the schools handle illegal activity, not those silly police and their 'courts'. You know who else had courts?

Right, because there appears to be no difference between a grown adult and a teenager to you..  that's why your insane logic makes sense to you.


She is an adult by law. She can act like one. People have been placed on sex offender registries for less. There is nothing "insane" about expecting an adult to be treated like an adult when they break the law.
2014-01-23 10:18:03 PM  
1 vote:

Mikey1969: MassAsster: Mock26: Anyone under 18 on the bus?  Then guess who gets to now a registered sex offender?

i'm thinking harsher charges were not taken out to avoid having this girl as a sex offender for doing what kids do. i agree with the troopers choice, it should be mostly left to the school for punishment, not the courts

Same thing when teachers molest students, I'm guessing.

Right?

We should let the schools handle illegal activity, not those silly police and their 'courts'. You know who else had courts?


Right, because there appears to be no difference between a grown adult and a teenager to you..  that's why your insane logic makes sense to you.
2014-01-23 07:42:18 PM  
1 vote:
That girl could graduate high school and find a cure for cancer....but she'll always be the Bus Sex Queefer.
2014-01-23 06:55:43 PM  
1 vote:
This would be an unexpected captcha

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2014-01-23 06:22:36 PM  
1 vote:

Calmamity: So wait a minute, was the ball punchee the kid doinking her or an observer?


He was an observer:

A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus allegedly struck another pupil in the testicles after the younger onlooker "began to laugh and chuckle"

They don't say much about who her partner is or how old, but I would have to assume he was also 18 otherwise we'd be reading a slightly different story. Still, it seems odd that "sex on the bus" does not seem to be a crime as far as this story is concerned.
2014-01-23 06:12:15 PM  
1 vote:
Cop here. As a former reporter/writer/ and present sarcastic wiseass, I pride myself on my snarky/funny reports. People never fight- they "engage in fisticuffs" for example. I've typed some really goofy shiat in my time...

... however, apparently, Trooper Jordan's supervisor took the night off mentally and let this silly account through. BIG mistake. If I wrote this report and my Sergeant approved it, we'd both be in a lot of trouble.
2014-01-23 06:04:09 PM  
1 vote:
FTA : A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a school bus

Back in the 80s, my high school girlfriend required pre-coital champagne (pink), a soft playing mix tape of Air Supply / REO Speedwagon, a canopy bed with high thread-count sheets and 20 minutes of satisfactory foreplay.

Even with all of these conditions met, a hummer was not guaranteed.
2014-01-23 06:03:31 PM  
1 vote:

Solutare: mark12A: Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....

MY GOD TEENAGERS ARE HAVING SEX CIVILIZATION IS COLLAPSING


Pretty sure he was talking about the fact that she was having sex in the back of a school bus, not that she was having sex.
2014-01-23 06:01:27 PM  
1 vote:

mark12A: Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....


MY GOD TEENAGERS ARE HAVING SEX CIVILIZATION IS COLLAPSING
2014-01-23 06:00:09 PM  
1 vote:
Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....
2014-01-23 05:59:01 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-23 05:44:45 PM  
1 vote:
She thinks she's the passionate one.
 
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