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(The Smoking Gun)   ♫ And the kid in the back, took an elbow to the sack, And it turned into a school bus blitz. And the girl that was queefing said "Boy you'd best be leaving", And it turned into a school bus blitz. ♫   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 111
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2014-01-23 03:59:28 PM  
Dnrtfa, in parking lot, late getting back to work. Someone vote this headline up for me and I'll owe you a beer.
 
2014-01-23 04:07:39 PM  
since there was no charge for the sex on the bus thing i'm guessing that wasn't illegal? wow, school has changed
 
2014-01-23 04:08:11 PM  
It's green, like a bus queef.

I bet their class (Lack of) reunions will be a gas.
 
2014-01-23 04:16:52 PM  

bongmiester: since there was no charge for the sex on the bus thing i'm guessing that wasn't illegal? wow, school has changed


She is 18.
 
2014-01-23 04:20:17 PM  
Very nicely done, submitter!
 
2014-01-23 04:24:29 PM  
So wait a minute, was the ball punchee the kid doinking her or an observer?
 
2014-01-23 04:24:41 PM  

minoridiot: bongmiester: since there was no charge for the sex on the bus thing i'm guessing that wasn't illegal? wow, school has changed

She is 18.


having sex in public in front of at least one minor
 
2014-01-23 04:41:18 PM  

bongmiester: having sex in public in front of at least one minor


ding ding ding
And toss the adults who looked the other way in with sandusky.
 
2014-01-23 04:49:01 PM  
img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2014-01-23 05:43:13 PM  
Welp, there's my earworm for the day.
 
2014-01-23 05:44:45 PM  
She thinks she's the passionate one.
 
2014-01-23 05:55:26 PM  
I bet her mama is proud.
 
2014-01-23 05:56:41 PM  
sightheshiatIputupwith.png
 
2014-01-23 05:59:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-23 06:00:09 PM  
Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....
 
2014-01-23 06:00:13 PM  

TsarTom: Dnrtfa, in parking lot, late getting back to work. Someone vote this headline up for me and I'll owe you a beer.


Done. And may I say that if you're late for work because you're in a parking lot checking out FARK headlines I think you need an intervention.

We'll discuss the beer when you're better.
 
2014-01-23 06:00:15 PM  
18-year-olds and 13-year-olds ride the same bus?
 
2014-01-23 06:01:20 PM  
I LOLED
 
2014-01-23 06:01:22 PM  
From the comments: Teen LaQueefa?

Hahaha, good one.
 
2014-01-23 06:01:27 PM  

mark12A: Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....


MY GOD TEENAGERS ARE HAVING SEX CIVILIZATION IS COLLAPSING
 
2014-01-23 06:02:44 PM  
Anyone under 18 on the bus?  Then guess who gets to now a registered sex offender?
 
2014-01-23 06:03:31 PM  

Solutare: mark12A: Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....

MY GOD TEENAGERS ARE HAVING SEX CIVILIZATION IS COLLAPSING


Pretty sure he was talking about the fact that she was having sex in the back of a school bus, not that she was having sex.
 
2014-01-23 06:04:03 PM  

vudukungfu: bongmiester: having sex in public in front of at least one minor

ding ding ding
And toss the adults who looked the other way in with sandusky.


How do you know they were looking the other way? Busses have mirrors, ya know.
 
2014-01-23 06:04:09 PM  
FTA : A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a school bus

Back in the 80s, my high school girlfriend required pre-coital champagne (pink), a soft playing mix tape of Air Supply / REO Speedwagon, a canopy bed with high thread-count sheets and 20 minutes of satisfactory foreplay.

Even with all of these conditions met, a hummer was not guaranteed.
 
2014-01-23 06:04:53 PM  

fusillade762: 18-year-olds and 13-year-olds ride the same bus?


Seniors and young freshmen...not that odd.  the younger one probably has a late birthday or something
 
2014-01-23 06:05:11 PM  
HOTY candidate, that was funny as hell, and surprisingly (and amusingly) accurate to the story.
 
2014-01-23 06:05:20 PM  
There is a Silent Observer joke in here somewhere...
 
2014-01-23 06:05:25 PM  
I read the comments here first and was thinking "what in the actual fark?!", then I read the article, and again, all I could come up with was WTF.

WTF.
 
2014-01-23 06:05:49 PM  
Also, the report reads like something Beulah Balbricker would have said in Porky's.
 
2014-01-23 06:06:15 PM  
I thought somehow that this headline would be completely twisted, or at least exaggerated, in the interest of making a funny.

Alas... I was wrong on both counts.
 
2014-01-23 06:08:37 PM  
Hilarious headline and article!

/the bang bus
//the queef bus

Ladies of FARK : Is it wrong if the guy you're having sex with, laughs at a queef?
 
2014-01-23 06:08:44 PM  
Ok, which farker is going to find the unpixelated picture of the queef queen?

/if she's hot, the charges should be dropped post haste
 
2014-01-23 06:09:14 PM  
Stupid yinzers... its like the third world out there... a step down from Jersey Shore.
 
2014-01-23 06:10:15 PM  
Pixilated photo and name of the adult withheld? Well, I'm certainly convinced this happened.
 
2014-01-23 06:10:45 PM  
Damn..... DRTFA....... I confess.

After reading the headline.....  to RTFA would be a letdown I'm sure.

/An early entry for the HOTY 2014
 
2014-01-23 06:11:43 PM  
sp2.yimg.com
 
2014-01-23 06:12:04 PM  
OMG subby, that was brilliant... not sure what made that song pop into your head, but I'm glad it did.
 
2014-01-23 06:12:15 PM  
Cop here. As a former reporter/writer/ and present sarcastic wiseass, I pride myself on my snarky/funny reports. People never fight- they "engage in fisticuffs" for example. I've typed some really goofy shiat in my time...

... however, apparently, Trooper Jordan's supervisor took the night off mentally and let this silly account through. BIG mistake. If I wrote this report and my Sergeant approved it, we'd both be in a lot of trouble.
 
2014-01-23 06:12:46 PM  

chevydeuce: Ok, which farker is going to find the unpixelated picture of the queef queen?

/if she's hot, the charges should be dropped post haste


I GIS'd 'queef queen' just for kicks. She wasn't there, but it was definitely a weird search.
 
2014-01-23 06:15:15 PM  
+1 subby!
 
2014-01-23 06:16:47 PM  

Mock26: Anyone under 18 on the bus?  Then guess who gets to now a registered sex offender?


i'm thinking harsher charges were not taken out to avoid having this girl as a sex offender for doing what kids do. i agree with the troopers choice, it should be mostly left to the school for punishment, not the courts
 
2014-01-23 06:17:36 PM  

freetomato: I bet her mama is proud.


No, but his father is
 
2014-01-23 06:18:39 PM  
You know what you never hear about anymore? P*ssy farts!!!!  -George Carlin
 
2014-01-23 06:18:47 PM  
HOTY candidate for sure.
 
2014-01-23 06:18:58 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-23 06:19:35 PM  
I miss TF if just because I am unable to vote up this beautiful HOTY candidate.

+1 in spirit, Subbs. Well done.
 
2014-01-23 06:22:36 PM  

Calmamity: So wait a minute, was the ball punchee the kid doinking her or an observer?


He was an observer:

A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus allegedly struck another pupil in the testicles after the younger onlooker "began to laugh and chuckle"

They don't say much about who her partner is or how old, but I would have to assume he was also 18 otherwise we'd be reading a slightly different story. Still, it seems odd that "sex on the bus" does not seem to be a crime as far as this story is concerned.
 
2014-01-23 06:22:44 PM  

fusillade762: 18-year-olds and 13-year-olds ride the same bus?


I was a freshman at 13, so yeah. Also, it would depend on the district. Our busses are k-12, all at the same time.
 
2014-01-23 06:24:09 PM  
www.abdfunny.com
 
2014-01-23 06:25:56 PM  

Mock26: Solutare: mark12A: Well, the continuing collapse of civilization *is* entertaining, at least....

MY GOD TEENAGERS ARE HAVING SEX CIVILIZATION IS COLLAPSING

Pretty sure he was talking about the fact that she was having sex in the back of a school bus, not that she was having sex.


And that bus sex was no problem for her, but the thing that upset her into violence was that someone chuckled at a noise made during her very public f*ckathon.

"The vaginas on the bus go queef, queef, queef, all through the town!"
 
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