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(STV.tv)   In Scotland, sometimes the rivers really do flow with whisky   (news.stv.tv) divider line 33
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2014-01-23 04:32:51 PM
Is there a lake of stew?
 
2014-01-23 04:33:18 PM
In what universe is the spill of that much perfectly good whiskey "spiffy?"
 
2014-01-23 04:33:19 PM
That's not spiffy, that's a waste.
 
2014-01-23 04:35:00 PM
Your spiffy tag gives me a sad.
 
2014-01-23 04:35:22 PM
What they need to do is replace the tap water, or run a second line.
 
2014-01-23 04:35:39 PM
Och, nae....

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..wha' kind o' enterprise d'ye call that?
 
2014-01-23 04:36:56 PM

Fano: Is there a lake of stew?


Would you settle for lochs of giant eels?
 
2014-01-23 04:38:26 PM
"Glen Catrine Bonded Warehouse Ltd" - makers of Loch Lomond whisky. Expect a price hike in the future

/thank god not my Glenmorangie
 
2014-01-23 04:38:56 PM

Aye, Cap't'n, but it's desperate times when a Scot spills that much whiskey into water.

It takes a raid by the Revenooers or an explosion at the distillery.

 
2014-01-23 04:39:36 PM
In Scotland they get whisky in the US we get toxic waste.

Only now does West Virginia firm say second chemical spilled in river

State regulators sharply criticized the company for failing to report the presence of the second chemical, a mixture of polyglycol ethers, or PPH,
 
2014-01-23 04:39:53 PM
 
2014-01-23 04:41:43 PM
Whiskey river take my mind ...
 
2014-01-23 04:46:37 PM
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2014-01-23 04:48:18 PM
On top of Haggis Mountain
 
2014-01-23 04:49:20 PM

www.midniteticket.com

"Ayr ye thirsty, Angus?"

 
2014-01-23 04:49:45 PM

HMS_Blinkin: In what universe is the spill of that much perfectly good whiskey "spiffy?"


This. It's a farking tragedy is what it is.
 
2014-01-23 04:49:57 PM
1743.536 gallons...
This is a crime!
 
2014-01-23 04:53:01 PM
So how do fish taste when they are marinated in whisky? I bet there are men lining the riverbanks with poles.
 
2014-01-23 04:55:31 PM

cgraves67: So how do fish taste when they are marinated in whisky? I bet there are men lining the riverbanks with poles.


They wouldn't need poles, the fish would be so smashed they would follow them home.
 
2014-01-23 04:59:25 PM
Could have been 7140 bottles of this...
www.lochlomonddistillery.com
Damn shame is what it is.
 
2014-01-23 05:05:06 PM
fark off Willie is swimmin' in Wiskey!
 
2014-01-23 05:21:39 PM

Fano: Is there a lake of stew?


They never change their socks.
 
2014-01-23 05:21:41 PM
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Inconsolable!
 
2014-01-23 05:28:29 PM

Fano: Is there a lake of stew?


You can paddle all around it in a big canoe.
 
2014-01-23 06:13:31 PM
OOoooo the water...Ooooo the water...
 Get it myself from a mountain stream..
 
2014-01-23 06:30:08 PM

gopher321: "Glen Catrine Bonded Warehouse Ltd" - makers of Loch Lomond whisky. Expect a price hike in the future

/thank god not my Glenmorangie


Or my Glenfiddich.

Losing ANY decent scotch is a sad thing, but better one I don't drink.
 
2014-01-23 06:31:20 PM
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

/shakes tiny old fists at cloud
 
2014-01-23 06:46:58 PM
As opposed to Ireland, where the rivers are flowing with whiskey.
 
2014-01-23 06:54:11 PM
Subby, even your mom hates you.
 
2014-01-23 07:45:31 PM

yanoosh: cgraves67: So how do fish taste when they are marinated in whisky? I bet there are men lining the riverbanks with poles.

They wouldn't need poles, the fish would be so smashed they would follow them home.


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2014-01-24 07:41:55 AM
'Flow gently sweet afton'
 
2014-01-24 11:03:56 AM

Tricky Chicken: 'Flow gently sweet afton'


Flow gently, sweet Afton!  amang thy green braes,
Flow gently, I'll sing thee a song in thy praise;
My Mary's asleep by thy murmuring stream,
Flow gently, sweet Afton, disturb not her dream.

Burma Shave.[1]

[1] final line is often omitted.
 
2014-01-24 01:28:37 PM

yakmans_dad: Tricky Chicken: 'Flow gently sweet afton'

Flow gently, sweet Afton!  amang thy green braes,
Flow gently, I'll sing thee a song in thy praise;
My Mary's asleep by thy murmuring stream,
Flow gently, sweet Afton, disturb not her dream.
Burma Shave.[1]

[1] final line is often omitted.


There is absolutely nothing ever obscure on Fark ever. I thought I got away with that one. I figured a lullabye to a river worked well with the story.

Well played sir, well played.
 
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