Fano: Is there a lake of stew?
Aye, Cap't'n, but it's desperate times when a Scot spills that much whiskey into water.
It takes a raid by the Revenooers or an explosion at the distillery.
"Ayr ye thirsty, Angus?"
HMS_Blinkin: In what universe is the spill of that much perfectly good whiskey "spiffy?"
cgraves67: So how do fish taste when they are marinated in whisky? I bet there are men lining the riverbanks with poles.
gopher321: "Glen Catrine Bonded Warehouse Ltd" - makers of Loch Lomond whisky. Expect a price hike in the future/thank god not my Glenmorangie
yanoosh: cgraves67: So how do fish taste when they are marinated in whisky? I bet there are men lining the riverbanks with poles.They wouldn't need poles, the fish would be so smashed they would follow them home.
Tricky Chicken: 'Flow gently sweet afton'
yakmans_dad: Tricky Chicken: 'Flow gently sweet afton'Flow gently, sweet Afton! amang thy green braes,Flow gently, I'll sing thee a song in thy praise;My Mary's asleep by thy murmuring stream,Flow gently, sweet Afton, disturb not her dream.Burma Shave. final line is often omitted.
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