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(LiveLeak)   T-Rex Teeth Were Intelligently Designed To Eat Melons. Alrighty then   (liveleak.com) divider line 25
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2014-01-23 04:40:11 PM  
tyrannosaurus rex ate people?

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2014-01-23 04:57:02 PM  
I believe that this is Checkmate, atheists.
 
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2014-01-23 04:58:32 PM  
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2014-01-23 05:05:08 PM  
He got all of his knowledge from Ringo Star's dinosaur documentary "Caveman"
 
2014-01-23 05:10:54 PM  
"Creationist Scientist"...

I'm out.
 
2014-01-23 05:12:32 PM  
This retard seems to be under the impression that all opinions on the subject are 'created' equal. The use of the word 'proof' suggests he is ignorant (probably willfully so) with regards to scientific method.

It would be nice if he'd read this (http://thefederalist.com/2014/01/17/the-death-of-expertise/), and STFU.
 
2014-01-23 05:13:55 PM  

some_beer_drinker: tyrannosaurus rex ate people?

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yep, that's as far as I got before I had to come here for the lulz... "it's supposed to be the tyrant lizard, a large creature that et people"

I did go on, though, and he continues by talking about a triceratops that was recently found to have a wound that matched a T-Rex tooth, and that "it's possible that creature was killed, therefore, by a bite from a tyrannosaurus", but if memory serves, that was a wound that had healed and was not the cause of death.  Just saying.

And then he goes on with something about how god created all creatures to eat plants, but in some the mechanism has changed to eat meat following Adam's sin.  This apparently includes T-Rex, which means he believes that they existed contemporaneously with man.
 
2014-01-23 05:22:37 PM  
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English teeth
 
2014-01-23 05:24:33 PM  
Sorry, dude. A T-Rex never 'et' any people.

And Jesus, I really TRIED to watch the video, but he gets everything wrong...

First off, there is no such thing as a "Creation Scientist".

Next, pandas don't have ONLY sharp teeth, they have sharp teeth in the front for ripping, and flatter teeth in the back for chewing(Much like humans, actually)

Tyrannosaurus Rex never ate "people"(As I mentioned above).

Sharp teeth alone will not make you an herbivore

If God "created all animals to eat plants", then why don't they all have the same type of teeth?

Also, your "flying fox bat" has sharp teeth in the front, flatter teeth in the back. Just like pandas(And humans, again).

Hey, but you probably got your own name right, so it's not a total loss...
 
2014-01-23 05:26:44 PM  

The Shoveller: The use of the word 'proof' suggests he is ignorant (probably willfully so) with regards to scientific method.


Yeah, it's why they have no idea about the difference between "theory" and "Theory".
 
2014-01-23 05:36:58 PM  
I thoroughly enjoyed the pants on head stupidity on display there in concert with his little self righteous smirk when talking about how scientists are crazy enough to believe pandas just started eating bamboo one day, as if a sillier idea had never been uttered in his presence.  But obviously t-rex has sharp teeth cause, well, god likes to make pointy teeth in vegetarians sometimes.  Cause fark lettuce.
 
2014-01-23 06:37:26 PM  

some_beer_drinker: tyrannosaurus rex ate people?

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Is that what he said? Sounded like the et people
 
2014-01-23 07:06:58 PM  
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2014-01-23 08:19:37 PM  
I think we need pictures of said melons so we can decide for ourselves.
 
2014-01-23 09:12:34 PM  
How do we know the the T-Rex didn't simply mistake the tricerotops for a giant melon?  Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2014-01-23 09:22:59 PM  
Jesus loved his pet T-Rex....

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2014-01-23 09:35:26 PM  
My next door neighbor believes shiat like this. Not necessarily what this guy said, but all sorts of young Earth creationist stuff. We used to get drunk and debate about it, but I soon realized it was going nowhere and no one wants to hear us argue religion and science. Nice guy though, just thoroughly sure that god did it 6000 years ago. Weird stuff.
 
2014-01-23 10:20:42 PM  
Well, Panda's *do* have very sharp teeth... but he neglects to mention that they also have incredibly developed molars, some of the largest of any land omnivorous land-mammal. Yes, they are omnivores, since they still retain the dental and gastrointestinal features of mammals who eat meat, and wild pandas still occasionally scavenge meat from corpses. The whole video is just weapons-grade stupid from beginning to end.
 
2014-01-23 11:32:20 PM  
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2014-01-24 05:26:48 AM  
This is why people laugh at YECs and think anyone who even entertains the idea is a total moron.
 
2014-01-24 05:39:13 AM  
This video is evidence that Creationism isn't just a pathology of American society, but rather American Creationism is probably derived from English and/or Australian Creationism. But that's just circumstantial evidence, not proof of an actual link between the two.

Suffice it to say that you accented English speakers seem to have your own set of fundamentalist nuts, so STFU about ours.
 
2014-01-24 07:31:58 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: This video is evidence that Creationism isn't just a pathology of American society, but rather American Creationism is probably derived from English and/or Australian Creationism. But that's just circumstantial evidence, not proof of an actual link between the two.

Suffice it to say that you accented English speakers seem to have your own set of fundamentalist nuts, so STFU about ours.


Wow, that seems like an incredibly racist thing to say.
 
2014-01-24 09:27:04 AM  
I just love the false narrative that "evolutionists" have a "problem" when animals don't fit into their supposed narrative.  They're really doing a poor job of projecting their own inconsistencies.

Why, again, is this sooooo important?
 
2014-01-24 01:14:54 PM  

Mikey1969: The Shoveller: The use of the word 'proof' suggests he is ignorant (probably willfully so) with regards to scientific method.

Yeah, it's why they have no idea about the difference between "theory" and "Theory".


Tell 'em it's like the difference between "god" and "God" from their PoV.
 
2014-01-24 02:43:16 PM  

LesserEvil: AverageAmericanGuy: This video is evidence that Creationism isn't just a pathology of American society, but rather American Creationism is probably derived from English and/or Australian Creationism. But that's just circumstantial evidence, not proof of an actual link between the two.

Suffice it to say that you accented English speakers seem to have your own set of fundamentalist nuts, so STFU about ours.

Wow, that seems like an incredibly racist thing to say.


That'd be something, since his post doesn't even mention a race.
 
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