If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Right Wing Watch)   Right wing writer claims gays are really closeted heterosexuals. Also, atheists are closet Christians, commies are closet capitalists and Daddy and "Uncle" Steve were just wrestling   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 116
    More: Dumbass, atheists, communists, capitalists, heterosexuals, Russian law, right-wing, gays  
•       •       •

1401 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 Jan 2014 at 1:08 PM (43 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



116 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-01-23 12:54:37 PM  
Not news: Right-wing writer smokes more cock than a factory that makes turkey jerky.
 
2014-01-23 12:54:50 PM  
Is he bending his mind into a pretzel to come up with this?
 
2014-01-23 12:56:49 PM  
I sleep with a guy every night and I don't think about being gay as much as that author does.
 
2014-01-23 12:58:35 PM  

stpauler: I sleep with a guy every night and I don't think about being gay as much as that author does.


Well, I don't think about boobs as much as a lot of other people, because I am not envious of boobs.
 
2014-01-23 01:08:06 PM  
Okay, but why would all of them pretend to be gay?
 
2014-01-23 01:10:27 PM  
If you believe that homosexuality is a choice, you've probably dealt with some strong homosexual urges yourself.
 
2014-01-23 01:10:30 PM  
static4.wikia.nocookie.net
"Yeah, tell us about the wrestling."
 
2014-01-23 01:11:07 PM  

James!: Okay, but why would all of them pretend to be gay?


Because the thrill of possibly being beaten to death, told they will burn in hell, treated as less than human, discriminated against at work, and shunned from their own families is too hard for them to resist.
 
2014-01-23 01:11:20 PM  
He must be convinced the whole world thinks just like he does and is surprised when they don't like things he does.
 
2014-01-23 01:11:44 PM  
Why would anyone want to choose to be gay in a place like Russia?
 
2014-01-23 01:11:49 PM  
That guy wants to give out mustache rides.
 
2014-01-23 01:13:22 PM  

Erix: If you believe that homosexuality is a choice, you've probably dealt with some strong homosexual urges yourself.


I've tried that as a tactic a few times.  The counterargument is that the gays chose to be gays because they wanted to be different and not because everyone chooses to be gay or straight.

Then they say "checkmate, lib".
 
2014-01-23 01:13:32 PM  
Then they are really good actors, because I have seen teh gheys recoil in terror at breasts and vagingas.
 
2014-01-23 01:13:58 PM  
If a man and a woman have sex in a closet are they gay?

/deep thoughts with dumb people
 
2014-01-23 01:15:53 PM  

what_now: That guy wants to give out mustache rides.


That may give me nightmares for several months.
 
2014-01-23 01:16:10 PM  
Seriously, though. Numerous studies using penile plethysmography have confirmed that homosexual desire correlates strongly with vocal opposition to homosexuality, and that intensity of desire correlates strongly with intensity of opposition.
 
2014-01-23 01:16:12 PM  
What are going to tell me next submitdumb? Are you going to tell me that penis inspection day is just some scam too?

Man-on-man wrestling, religion, and periodic massaging sessions of a child's genitals during gym is just part of Amenicana.


operachic.typepad.com

 
2014-01-23 01:16:45 PM  
Linda Harvey is a lady, with boobs and everything,
 
2014-01-23 01:17:41 PM  
They are closeted because of the persecution that would suffer from society by coming out as a straight guy. Let me tell you it is a tough road, just the other day a group of gays saw how unkempt I am and immediately knew I was a straight, they chased me for half a block until I lost them in a victory secret, those giant posters of half naked chicks scared them off.
 
2014-01-23 01:18:08 PM  
Meh.  My response is the same to all the people who say it's a choice.  "If it were a choice, I'd have picked an easier path in life."
 
2014-01-23 01:19:03 PM  

James!: Linda Harvey is a lady, with boobs and everything,


And she has cooties.  The kind that drives you mad if they go untreated.  Like syphilis.
 
2014-01-23 01:19:57 PM  
I'm sure glad there is always some know it all bible beater around to tell me what I think. What would be the religious equivalent of "mansplaining" be called? I'm taking suggestions.....
 
2014-01-23 01:20:07 PM  

Rapmaster2000: The counterargument is that the gays chose to be gays because they wanted to be different and not because everyone chooses to be gay or straight.


If the gays want to be different, why are they trying so hard to get normal rights?
 
2014-01-23 01:21:05 PM  
This is how bullies behave.

"Physician" heal thyself.
 
2014-01-23 01:22:54 PM  
"You choose to be gay." = "If I can resist the urges that cause that funny feeling in my undderpants whenever I think about the supple buttocks of the the shirtless latino teenager that I pay to cut my lawn than you should too."
 
2014-01-23 01:23:11 PM  
I kind of see this guy's possible point. Being raised Catholic, I always felt like the whole thing was a snipe hunt. I felt like the smart kid for figuring out the con early. But, they never admitted it was bullshiat. And, this author is probably denying something within himself. /I am still waiting for my Mama to admit Jesus is fake//she is almost there///I am 42
 
2014-01-23 01:23:56 PM  

Headso: They are closeted because of the persecution that would suffer from society by coming out as a straight guy. Let me tell you it is a tough road, just the other day a group of gays saw how unkempt I am and immediately knew I was a straight, they chased me for half a block until I lost them in a victory secret, those giant posters of half naked chicks scared them off.


Auto-correct gonna be the death of us all.
 
2014-01-23 01:24:31 PM  
This is actually one of only two "logical" paths you must follow in order to claim that homosexuality is a choice. It's either:

1) we're all born "blank" and at some point we all choose. This is easily refuted by EVERYONE, because nobody consciously makes the decision on who they want to fark.

2) We're all born hetero, and the gheys actually lust after women the same way straight men do, they just CHOOSE to do things that make straight men squirm. They choose to do this largely anonymously, in the privacy of their own homes....all in order to..uhm...advance their agenda or make Jesus cry or something.
 
2014-01-23 01:24:35 PM  

Lackofname: Then they are really good actors, because I have seen teh gheys recoil in terror at breasts and vagingas.


*jiggles menacingly*
 
2014-01-23 01:24:56 PM  

Diogenes: Meh.  My response is the same to all the people who say it's a choice.  "If it were a choice, I'd have picked an easier path in life."


Here's a video of someone asking straight people when they chose to be straight. You should get a kick.
 
2014-01-23 01:27:02 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Lackofname: Then they are really good actors, because I have seen teh gheys recoil in terror at breasts and vagingas.

*jiggles menacingly*


How you doin'?
 
2014-01-23 01:27:32 PM  

Lackofname: Diogenes: Meh.  My response is the same to all the people who say it's a choice.  "If it were a choice, I'd have picked an easier path in life."

Here's a video of someone asking straight people when they chose to be straight. You should get a kick.


Yeah, it's one of my favorite questions.  Gonna watch now.

That, and a similar one to those who think a gay act makes you gay.  "So you didn't know you were straight until you farked a woman/man?"
 
2014-01-23 01:28:13 PM  

DrBenway: Headso: They are closeted because of the persecution that would suffer from society by coming out as a straight guy. Let me tell you it is a tough road, just the other day a group of gays saw how unkempt I am and immediately knew I was a straight, they chased me for half a block until I lost them in a victory secret, those giant posters of half naked chicks scared them off.

Auto-correct gonna be the death of us all.


I had to read that like 5 times until I saw what you were talking about...
 
2014-01-23 01:28:22 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [static4.wikia.nocookie.net image 542x739]
"Yeah, tell us about the wrestling."


/Threadjack

God, I love Uncle Jack.  When Charlie's being asked to touch the doll, Uncle Jack's reaction is priceless.  That episode had me in stitches.
 
2014-01-23 01:29:08 PM  
Bloody William: Not news: Right-wing writer smokes more cock eats more bush than a factory that makes turkey jerky wood chipper.

/writer is a woman
//what? What can you think of that eats a lot of bush?
 
2014-01-23 01:29:37 PM  
Now, I have met some gay men who have said they chose to be gay in the sense that I get they are bisexual and just swore off women due to various events. Generally because one woman does something outrageous and they assume "Well, all women are like this, so fark that".
 
2014-01-23 01:31:34 PM  

Lackofname: Now, I have met some gay men who have said they chose to be gay in the sense that I get they are bisexual and just swore off women due to various events. Generally because one woman does something outrageous and they assume "Well, all women are like this, so fark that".


It makes more sense once you understand that sexuality is a spectrum and not an either-or.
 
2014-01-23 01:33:08 PM  
The original article quoted gave me cancer.
 
2014-01-23 01:34:03 PM  
homosexualists

*facepalm*
 
2014-01-23 01:35:20 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: The original article quoted gave me cancer.


Bull.  You chose to get cancer.
 
2014-01-23 01:36:23 PM  
FTA: "The fear of the pink mafia is that the soft underbelly of their movement will be exposed..."

And that's just the tip...
 
2014-01-23 01:38:06 PM  
Republican Logic, ladies and gentlemen: "If you're different than me, you're doing it on purpose just to hurt me."
 
2014-01-23 01:38:46 PM  

Lackofname: Then they are really good actors, because I have seen teh gheys recoil in terror at breasts and vagingas.


img.photobucket.com

"Eww, it looks like a sad old man."
 
2014-01-23 01:40:31 PM  
And Sicilians...
 
2014-01-23 01:42:59 PM  

Anonymous Bosch: Republican Logic, ladies and gentlemen: "If you're different than me, you're doing it on purpose just to hurt me."


To be fair, Republicans do a lot of things for the sole purpose of pissing off libs. So if they do it, they assume everyone else is doing it.
 
2014-01-23 01:43:54 PM  
Linda Harvey masturbates with an industrial jackhammer while fantasizing about  Bryan Fischer and you don't see ME getting all judgey on her about it.  At the very least, a little reciprocity would be nice.
 
2014-01-23 01:44:05 PM  

ScaryBottles: I'm sure glad there is always some know it all bible beater around to tell me what I think. What would be the religious equivalent of "mansplaining" be called? I'm taking suggestions.....


All the world really needs is more godsplaining; that'll fix everything.
 
2014-01-23 01:46:36 PM  
Also, atheists are closet Christians

Poe's Law. That argument is used here on Fark all the time.
 
2014-01-23 01:46:37 PM  

James!: Okay, but why would all of them pretend to be gay?


Fabulous benefits, like free gym membership, access to the finest wines and artisanal cheeses, the occasional bloody beating... You know, fun stuff like oppression, denial of identity, and outright murder.

Being non-straight sure is fun!
 
2014-01-23 01:48:20 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: James!: Okay, but why would all of them pretend to be gay?

Fabulous benefits, like free gym membership, access to the finest wines and artisanal cheeses, the occasional bloody beating... You know, fun stuff like oppression, denial of identity, and outright murder.

Being non-straight sure is fun!


Well, we do have stupendous Oscar parties.
 
Displayed 50 of 116 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report