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(HyperVocal)   "I don't want to interfere with my daughter's private life," says tycoon offering $120M bounty to turn her straight   (hypervocal.com) divider line 96
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2014-01-23 01:02:18 PM  
One night with me and Mr. Happy and she'll be a  bona fide hetero slut.

I want 60 Mill up front.
 
2014-01-23 01:24:48 PM  
I'll give it a shot for only $10M. Have her bathed and brought to my quarters.
 
2014-01-23 01:24:49 PM  
From the photo in TFA, looks like she's already with a man.

/ or is one -- article doesn't specify who's on the left/right
 
2014-01-23 01:25:49 PM  
So, he hates that she's gay and legally committed to another woman, yet he's okay with sleeping with almost as many women as Wilt Chamberlain did?

/hypocrite
 
2014-01-23 01:26:14 PM  
That's Yoko Ono in the photo.  I think.
 
2014-01-23 01:26:28 PM  
Thanks for the gay sperm dad.  This is all your fault.
 
2014-01-23 01:27:25 PM  
I'll give it the ol' college try, Mr. Chao.
 
2014-01-23 01:27:47 PM  
according to the Japanese documentaries I saw, all you have to do is rape her over and over again and she can't live without cock
 
2014-01-23 01:27:57 PM  

Farkhole: Thanks for the gay sperm dad.  This is all your fault.


I love my dad's gay sperm? Wait, that's not the line...
 
2014-01-23 01:28:01 PM  
I wonder if she'd be open to pretending long enough for the bounty, and then splitting 50-50?
 
2014-01-23 01:28:02 PM  

jshine: From the photo in TFA, looks like she's already with a man.

/ or is one -- article doesn't specify who's on the left/right


Either way, I'm passing.
 
2014-01-23 01:28:57 PM  

Mister_poopy_pants: That's Yoko Ono in the photo.  I think.


That's not the $120MM bride, it's the hot one. I'm willing to take one for the team here.
 
2014-01-23 01:29:00 PM  

FullMetalPanda: according to the Japanese documentaries I saw, all you have to do is rape her over and over again and she can't live without cock


Doesn't that only work if you're an octopus-monster?
 
2014-01-23 01:29:26 PM  

jshine: From the photo in TFA, looks like she's already with a man.

/ or is one -- article doesn't specify who's on the left/right


I'm gonna put my college edumacation and fancy book-learnin skills to good use for once. Based on my extensive knowledge, I am going to make a guess that she is, in fact, the one on the left.
 
2014-01-23 01:29:51 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: One night with me and Mr. Happy and she'll be a  bona fide hetero slut.

I want 60 Mill up front.


This guy?
 
2014-01-23 01:30:41 PM  
A hunred an trenny meeyon dorrahs?!  I make her shape up an fry right!!
 
2014-01-23 01:31:24 PM  
Look, when you're just boinking three women every day, you're not "dating" them, Cecil.
 
2014-01-23 01:31:30 PM  

Musikslayer: jshine: From the photo in TFA, looks like she's already with a man.

/ or is one -- article doesn't specify who's on the left/right

I'm gonna put my college edumacation and fancy book-learnin skills to good use for once. Based on my extensive knowledge, I am going to make a guess that she is, in fact, the one on the left.


Well blow me down, she's on the right according to a GIS. Kinda hot too.
 
2014-01-23 01:31:33 PM  

Wireless Joe: I wonder if she'd be open to pretending long enough for the bounty, and then splitting 50-50?


The guy specifically wants grandchildren
 
2014-01-23 01:32:23 PM  

Musikslayer: jshine: From the photo in TFA, looks like she's already with a man.

/ or is one -- article doesn't specify who's on the left/right

I'm gonna put my college edumacation and fancy book-learnin skills to good use for once. Based on my extensive knowledge, I am going to make a guess that she is, in fact, the one on the left.


I can do a sham marriage for $120 million.

/Even to the Clay Aiken looking one.
//Standards?  What standards?
 
2014-01-23 01:32:29 PM  
She must want some respite from her dad, I'd happily make an arrangement with her. Marry me, i'll take the money, she can live her life however she wants, and we just get together for family functions and special occasions where we pretend, and if her dad wants a grandkid very so muchly then either we give it a go, or she gets herself artificially inseminated, I don't care either way, I'd just like to have $120m. But she has to move over here with her lover, I'm not living in China. I have some standards, you know.
 
2014-01-23 01:32:42 PM  
I'm on. Statistically I'm due to turn one straight.
 
2014-01-23 01:32:52 PM  
Can I get $60 million for turning her bi?
 
2014-01-23 01:34:15 PM  
You're not being respectful of different cultures subby.
 
2014-01-23 01:36:29 PM  

Slaxl: She must want some respite from her dad, I'd happily make an arrangement with her. Marry me, i'll take the money, she can live her life however she wants, and we just get together for family functions and special occasions where we pretend, and if her dad wants a grandkid very so muchly then either we give it a go, or she gets herself artificially inseminated, I don't care either way, I'd just like to have $120m. But she has to move over here with her lover, I'm not living in China. I have some standards, you know.


Living large in Hong Kong would be pretty awesome.  For that kind of "eff you" money and what is probably a spectacular home, I could live there for six months out of the year.
 
2014-01-23 01:36:59 PM  

Jument: I'll give it a shot for only $10M. Have her bathed and brought to my quarters.



For $10M, I would bathe and go to her quarters.
 
2014-01-23 01:37:32 PM  
She's only one penis away from going straight, mine.
Half the cash up front please.
 
2014-01-23 01:38:06 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: One night with me and Mr. Happy and she'll be a  bona fide hetero slut.

I want 60 Mill up front.


Why are you calling out at least two farkers? Of the two I can think of, one is married, and the other one's gay.
 
2014-01-23 01:40:00 PM  
He's trolling his own daughter - lol

Guys are going to be jumping out of trees to get at her.
 
2014-01-23 01:40:23 PM  
Slaxl: Fireclown: She must want some respite from her dad, I'd happily make an arrangement with her. Marry me, i'll take the money, she can live her life however she wants, and we just get together for family functions and special occasions where we pretend, and if her dad wants a grandkid very so muchly then either we give it a go, or she gets herself artificially inseminated, I don't care either way, I'd just like to have $120m. But she has to move over here with her lover, I'm not living in China. I have some standards, you know.

Living large in Hong Kong would be pretty awesome.  For that kind of "eff you" money and what is probably a spectacular home, I could live there for six months out of the year.



This.  Hong Kong isn't China.
 
2014-01-23 01:41:20 PM  
The dad slept with 10,000 women.  Him and Wilt Chamberlain should have like a Vietnam Memorial with the names of all the women they slept with.  I can imagine other guys checking it out and tracing the names of the ones they slept with too.  They could have a special panel for the ones that were triple input.
 
2014-01-23 01:43:31 PM  

Wireless Joe: I wonder if she'd be open to pretending long enough for the bounty, and then splitting 50-50?


Came here to day this.
 
2014-01-23 01:46:09 PM  
I remember when this story came out originally.  She was remarkably patient about the whole thing.  But I think she is getting sick of it, understandably.

"First of all, I'm concerned about his use of the word 'dowry' in a Southeast Asian country, as it is well known that dowry deaths are a human rights concern in India, and I don't want people to step backward in hearing this news.
"Secondly, I don't think my dad's offering of any amount of money would be able to attract a man I would find attractive.
"Alternatively, I would be happy to befriend any man willing to donate huge amounts of money to my charity Faith in Love, provided they don't mind that I already have a wife.
"Third and lastly, thank you Daddy, I love you too," she said.


http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/1411617/billion-dollars-m an -who-marries-my-lesbian-daughter-gigi-chao-upset
 
2014-01-23 01:46:19 PM  

martid4: The dad slept with 10,000 women.  Him and Wilt Chamberlain should have like a Vietnam Memorial with the names of all the women they slept with.  I can imagine other guys checking it out and tracing the names of the ones they slept with too.  They could have a special panel for the ones that were triple input.


Is that state sanctioned slut shaming I hear being suggested?
 
2014-01-23 01:48:20 PM  
i.imgur.com

There are people out there that want to stop this.

This world vexes me.  I am truly vexed.
 
2014-01-23 01:48:43 PM  
i think i'll wait until we get to $480 million before throwing my hat in the ring
 
2014-01-23 01:48:48 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Living large in Hong Kong would be pretty awesome. For that kind of "eff you" money and what is probably a spectacular home, I could live there for six months out of the year.


This. Hong Kong isn't China.


I've been lucky enough to travel a good bit, and I've learned that if you have a ton of cash, pretty much everywhere is awesome.  For that kind of money, I would live in Hong Kong, Guanxiou, or Beijing.  She seems like a girl who likes her creature comforts.
 
2014-01-23 01:49:15 PM  
So, all of you pricks saying all she needs is a good deep dicking, how much do you want a dick up your backside? Because that's essentially what you are suggesting of her.
 
2014-01-23 01:50:49 PM  
I'd love to split the money with her and once we each have our half, tell daddy he's an asshole, and to fark off. Then let her run off with the gal of her dreams.
And I'll just retire.
 
2014-01-23 01:52:52 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: So, all of you pricks saying all she needs is a good deep dicking, how much do you want a dick up your backside? Because that's essentially what you are suggesting of her.


I'd I take it in the pooper for that kind of money
 
2014-01-23 01:54:13 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: So, all of you pricks saying all she needs is a good deep dicking, how much do you want a dick up your backside? Because that's essentially what you are suggesting of her.


What she needs is a handsome man named Patsy McBeard. She moves in with him, they get "married" on paper but with a prenup that basically says "Not really." and she pockets $120M from daddy. With $120 M you can afford lodgings for yourself, your lover, your beard, his lover, and serving staff.

By maintaining some kind of stand she's leaving money on the table. A lot of money. More than a lifetime's
 
2014-01-23 01:54:56 PM  
I'd be more than happy to marry her and let her have as many mistresses as she wants.  She never has to even look at me twice, so long as I can do the same.
 
2014-01-23 01:56:36 PM  
His name is Cecil, no wonder his kid turned out gay.

/He's probably in the closet himself
//with some guy named Basil.
 
2014-01-23 01:56:39 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: So, all of you pricks saying all she needs is a good deep dicking, how much do you want a dick up your backside? Because that's essentially what you are suggesting of her.


I'm nearly positive that $10 million a dick would have everyone in this thread just as interested in signing up for the dozen gentle anal reamings being proffered.
 
2014-01-23 01:56:55 PM  
"Don't be gay! All right? Don't be gay!"
www.rockthelist.com
 
2014-01-23 01:57:19 PM  
Well, if any Hong Kong billionaires are offering $120 mil to turn their daughters lesbian, I am your man! Done it countless times with no compensation, unfortunately.
 
2014-01-23 01:58:43 PM  
I can't turn her but I'll have sex with her if that helps.
 
2014-01-23 02:00:19 PM  

21-7-b: i think i'll wait until we get to $480 million before throwing my hat in the ring



I think the father is looking for a ring on the hand.
 
2014-01-23 02:01:31 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: So, all of you pricks saying all she needs is a good deep dicking, how much do you want a dick up your backside? Because that's essentially what you are suggesting of her.


For millions of $$$$$$$$ sure... where do I sign up and what do I bend over?
 
2014-01-23 02:02:35 PM  

The Bestest: The guy specifically wants grandchildren


This is how I'm reading it as well.  He wants "legitimate" grandbabies.  And for the low, low price of 12 million dollars (90% off!) I'll give her my husband.

/slightly used
//not sure where the smell's coming from
 
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