Farkhole: Thanks for the gay sperm dad. This is all your fault.
jshine: From the photo in TFA, looks like she's already with a man./ or is one -- article doesn't specify who's on the left/right
Mister_poopy_pants: That's Yoko Ono in the photo. I think.
FullMetalPanda: according to the Japanese documentaries I saw, all you have to do is rape her over and over again and she can't live without cock
Lt. Cheese Weasel: One night with me and Mr. Happy and she'll be a bona fide hetero slut.I want 60 Mill up front.
Musikslayer: jshine: From the photo in TFA, looks like she's already with a man./ or is one -- article doesn't specify who's on the left/rightI'm gonna put my college edumacation and fancy book-learnin skills to good use for once. Based on my extensive knowledge, I am going to make a guess that she is, in fact, the one on the left.
Wireless Joe: I wonder if she'd be open to pretending long enough for the bounty, and then splitting 50-50?
Slaxl: She must want some respite from her dad, I'd happily make an arrangement with her. Marry me, i'll take the money, she can live her life however she wants, and we just get together for family functions and special occasions where we pretend, and if her dad wants a grandkid very so muchly then either we give it a go, or she gets herself artificially inseminated, I don't care either way, I'd just like to have $120m. But she has to move over here with her lover, I'm not living in China. I have some standards, you know.
Jument: I'll give it a shot for only $10M. Have her bathed and brought to my quarters.
martid4: The dad slept with 10,000 women. Him and Wilt Chamberlain should have like a Vietnam Memorial with the names of all the women they slept with. I can imagine other guys checking it out and tracing the names of the ones they slept with too. They could have a special panel for the ones that were triple input.
SirEattonHogg: Living large in Hong Kong would be pretty awesome. For that kind of "eff you" money and what is probably a spectacular home, I could live there for six months out of the year.This. Hong Kong isn't China.
Uchiha_Cycliste: So, all of you pricks saying all she needs is a good deep dicking, how much do you want a dick up your backside? Because that's essentially what you are suggesting of her.
21-7-b: i think i'll wait until we get to $480 million before throwing my hat in the ring
The Bestest: The guy specifically wants grandchildren
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