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(Tampa Bay Online)   "No officer, I don't smoke cigarettes, I smoke weed. I just use the Marlboro box to stash my crack"   (tbo.com) divider line 15
    More: Dumbass, Marlboro, police officers, Sarasota, cigarettes, shoestring catch  
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2014-01-23 01:14:06 PM
Paging beerrun...
 
2014-01-23 02:38:11 PM
Must have been drunk.
 
2014-01-23 02:49:12 PM
He was savoring life just a few minutes earlier:


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-01-23 03:08:56 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-01-23 03:18:52 PM
Officers told Williams he dropped his cigarettes, and he said, "I don't smoke cigarettes, I smoke weed."

Officers opened the box and found a small, blue-colored transparent baggie containing what appeared to be four pieces of suspected crack cocaine.


So, does that constitute one lie or two?
 
2014-01-23 03:30:10 PM
Well if he admits to being a smoker his insurance premiums will go up.
 
2014-01-23 03:43:52 PM
a.abcnews.com
 
2014-01-23 03:49:04 PM
Seriously, where do you guys keep your night out weed? I've been keeping it in my cigarette pack for 30 years.
 
2014-01-23 03:53:30 PM
tbo.com

"Hell no, I don't smoke cigarettes!  That shiat will kill you."
 
2014-01-23 03:58:13 PM

MFAWG: Seriously, where do you guys keep your night out weed? I've been keeping it in my cigarette pack for 30 years.


Yes, but the real question is where you keep your night out crack.
 
2014-01-23 04:15:27 PM

Diogenes: MFAWG: Seriously, where do you guys keep your night out weed? I've been keeping it in my cigarette pack for 30 years.

Yes, but the real question is where you keep your night out crack.


Where she belongs.  Chained to the kitchen stove making me sandwiches.

/mmm, hot pastrami and provolone on sourdough!
 
2014-01-23 04:16:02 PM
You're trying to trick us, Subby.  By not using the Florida tag, you're trying to make us think Sarasota is in some other state.
 
2014-01-23 05:05:41 PM

Vodka Zombie: You're trying to trick us, Subby.  By not using the Florida tag, you're trying to make us think Sarasota is in some other state.


It's a nice place. They probably wish they were.
 
2014-01-24 02:00:16 AM
Remember back in the day When Lucky Strike would put a doobie in one of the packs?
 
2014-01-24 06:12:08 PM
Man, I'm a Torontonian and the Rob Ford jokes never get old. Seriously, our most entertaining mayor ever.
 
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