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(Colorado Springs Gazette)   Colorado Springs police play the easiest game of Carmen Sandiego ever   (gazette.com) divider line 23
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2014-01-23 01:55:35 PM  
This perp never read Family Circus??
 
2014-01-23 01:56:37 PM  
No. No I will NOT answer a survey question.

/would pay good money for full season sets of this show
 
2014-01-23 01:57:39 PM  

milowitz: This perp never read Family Circus??


Or played Metal Gear Solid?
 
2014-01-23 01:59:09 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: No. No I will NOT answer a survey question.

/would pay good money for full season sets of this show


No doubt.

I kinda figure that they won't get all that great of answers though.  My question what "What company or organization in your area provides the best weight loss services?"....my answer was McDonalds.
 
2014-01-23 02:11:31 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: No. No I will NOT answer a survey question.


You do realize there's no "right" or "wrong" answer to those and you don't even have to read the question, right?  I picked "none of the above" to my question and got right in.
 
2014-01-23 02:14:51 PM  

GanjSmokr: Jim from Saint Paul: No. No I will NOT answer a survey question.

You do realize there's no "right" or "wrong" answer to those and you don't even have to read the question, right?  I picked "none of the above" to my question and got right in.


You do know they've opened a link to a backdoor in your RAM so they can install a Trojan GUI onto your system so they can track you with your IP address, right?
 
2014-01-23 02:15:47 PM  

GanjSmokr: Jim from Saint Paul: No. No I will NOT answer a survey question.

You do realize there's no "right" or "wrong" answer to those and you don't even have to read the question, right?  I picked "none of the above" to my question and got right in.


I click no extra buttons or popups on websites. Having killed many an OS iin my days with viruses because PORN, even simple sites like this get no love. Why should I HAVE to anyway?
 
2014-01-23 02:23:11 PM  

gnosis301: GanjSmokr: Jim from Saint Paul: No. No I will NOT answer a survey question.

You do realize there's no "right" or "wrong" answer to those and you don't even have to read the question, right?  I picked "none of the above" to my question and got right in.

You do know they've opened a link to a backdoor in your RAM so they can install a Trojan GUI onto your system so they can track you with your IP address, right?


They already did that before answering the poll question.


Jim from Saint Paul: GanjSmokr: Jim from Saint Paul: No. No I will NOT answer a survey question.

You do realize there's no "right" or "wrong" answer to those and you don't even have to read the question, right?  I picked "none of the above" to my question and got right in.

I click no extra buttons or popups on websites. Having killed many an OS iin my days with viruses because PORN, even simple sites like this get no love. Why should I HAVE to anyway?


Because it might help pay for the bandwidth they use to serve the articles?  If you don't want to click, that's fine, but don't act like they were trying to take your first born before they allowed you to read the article.  It's just a click.
 
2014-01-23 02:23:30 PM  
paulwilkinson.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-23 02:29:29 PM  
How do they know it wasn't multiple home invaders, moving in single-file to hide their numbers?
 
2014-01-23 02:34:12 PM  
They got him? Great work, Gumshoe! There's only one thing left to do now:

DO IT, ROCKAPELLA!
 
2014-01-23 02:34:47 PM  

GanjSmokr: Because it might help pay for the bandwidth they use to serve the articles? If you don't want to click, that's fine, but don't act like they were trying to take your first born before they allowed you to read the article. It's just a click.


Why should I help pay for an article at a website I have neve been to there?

How do i know they are an establishment worthy of being funded without being able to check their wares first?
 
2014-01-23 02:38:25 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: GanjSmokr: Because it might help pay for the bandwidth they use to serve the articles? If you don't want to click, that's fine, but don't act like they were trying to take your first born before they allowed you to read the article. It's just a click.

Why should I help pay for an article at a website I have neve been to there?

How do i know they are an establishment worthy of being funded without being able to check their wares first?


Then don't answer the survey and STFU about it.  Don't come in to the thread to biatch and whine about how you aren't going to click something in order to read the article.  It makes you look stupid.
 
2014-01-23 02:47:03 PM  
Which landmark did he steal?
 
2014-01-23 02:49:51 PM  

Uzzah: They got him? Great work, Gumshoe! There's only one thing left to do now:

DO HIT IT, ROCKAPELLA!

/FTFY

 
2014-01-23 02:57:58 PM  
question 1 of up to 2:
When did you last purchase something online on Kmart's website (kmart.com)?



Nope.
 
2014-01-23 03:01:58 PM  

GanjSmokr: Jim from Saint Paul: GanjSmokr: Because it might help pay for the bandwidth they use to serve the articles? If you don't want to click, that's fine, but don't act like they were trying to take your first born before they allowed you to read the article. It's just a click.

Why should I help pay for an article at a website I have neve been to there?

How do i know they are an establishment worthy of being funded without being able to check their wares first?

Then don't answer the survey and STFU about it.  Don't come in to the thread to biatch and whine about how you aren't going to click something in order to read the article.  It makes you look stupid.


I came in to reference an awesome TV show, totally did that AND got to biatch and moan. 2 birds with one stone. It was glorious.
 
2014-01-23 03:15:42 PM  

I AM THE GOAT: HIT IT, ROCKAPELLA!

/FTFY


Yeah, no.

/glances suspiciously at goat's fedora and trenchcoat....
 
2014-01-23 03:21:03 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: GanjSmokr: Jim from Saint Paul: GanjSmokr: Because it might help pay for the bandwidth they use to serve the articles? If you don't want to click, that's fine, but don't act like they were trying to take your first born before they allowed you to read the article. It's just a click.

Why should I help pay for an article at a website I have neve been to there?

How do i know they are an establishment worthy of being funded without being able to check their wares first?

Then don't answer the survey and STFU about it.  Don't come in to the thread to biatch and whine about how you aren't going to click something in order to read the article.  It makes you look stupid.

I came in to reference an awesome TV show, totally did that AND got to biatch and moan. 2 birds with one stone. It was glorious.


Gotcha.  I missed your link to the TV show because I stopped reading your post after seeing you whine about the survey question.  Figured anything else you typed wouldn't be worth looking at.
 
2014-01-23 03:56:26 PM  

GanjSmokr: Jim from Saint Paul: GanjSmokr: Jim from Saint Paul: GanjSmokr: Because it might help pay for the bandwidth they use to serve the articles? If you don't want to click, that's fine, but don't act like they were trying to take your first born before they allowed you to read the article. It's just a click.

Why should I help pay for an article at a website I have neve been to there?

How do i know they are an establishment worthy of being funded without being able to check their wares first?

Then don't answer the survey and STFU about it.  Don't come in to the thread to biatch and whine about how you aren't going to click something in order to read the article.  It makes you look stupid.

I came in to reference an awesome TV show, totally did that AND got to biatch and moan. 2 birds with one stone. It was glorious.

Gotcha.  I missed your link to the TV show because I stopped reading your post after seeing you whine about the survey question.  Figured anything else you typed wouldn't be worth looking at.


Must be the weed.

;-)
 
2014-01-23 06:02:22 PM  
I traced her little footprints in the snow
I found her little footprints in the snow
I bless that happy day when Nellie lost her way
For I found her when the snow was on the ground


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqoeJaGHux4
 
2014-01-23 06:59:54 PM  
How did they solve that with Lt. Joe Kenda retired?
 
2014-01-23 09:14:23 PM  
East Platte Avenue

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