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2014-01-23 12:59:55 PM  
Animosity? Is that what you're trying for, subby? Well, DUH. Try using a dicionery once in awhile.
 
2014-01-23 01:05:40 PM  
I'm sure he was just being anomalous. Bless his heart.
 
2014-01-23 01:10:03 PM  
anonimity?

you know, it's only spelled correctly 5 times in the article, so even if you don't know how to spell it, all you have to do is copy and paste.

/tmyk
 
2014-01-23 01:41:39 PM  

calbert: anonimity?

you know, it's only spelled correctly 5 times in the article, so even if you don't know how to spell it, all you have to do is copy and paste.

/tmyk


Subby's mom didn't have time to teach him how to spell correctly because she was too busy banging the JV football team...
 
2014-01-23 01:47:33 PM  
Facebook has proven that people are perfectly willing to let the whole world know they are jerks who can't spell without the shelter of an anonymous screen name.
 
2014-01-23 01:49:56 PM  
files.myopera.com

Old news is so exciting
 
2014-01-23 02:05:18 PM  
Yeah, well, subby molests collies. It has been said.
 
2014-01-23 02:15:44 PM  

zamboni: Yeah, well, subby molests collies. It has been said.


Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, Zamboni ... if that is even your real name.
 
2014-01-23 02:18:48 PM  
i970.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 02:27:53 PM  
Came for shiatcock. Left satisfied.

/veeery satisfied....
 
2014-01-23 02:29:02 PM  
Putz.
 
2014-01-23 02:29:14 PM  
[jerkstorecalled.jpg]
 
2014-01-23 02:29:16 PM  

Donnchadha: Old news is so exciting


This is a NEW study. Sociology majors need jobs too.
 
2014-01-23 02:30:02 PM  
Doodyhead
 
2014-01-23 02:30:21 PM  
Who cares... call me an ass hat and a camel farker...

But just let me remain anonymous as you do it.

Less civil talk is worth it to be anonymous.
 
2014-01-23 02:31:12 PM  
Everyone in this thread is so lovely, and the article was darling
 
2014-01-23 02:31:54 PM  
v.cdn.cad-comic.com
 
2014-01-23 02:35:06 PM  
I love you all!  Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats
 
2014-01-23 02:37:06 PM  

Random Internet Persona: I love you all!  Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats


INTERNET RAPE!

You're using your online anonyimity to push unwanted love and affection on me.

I feel violated.

You vile person.
 
2014-01-23 02:37:32 PM  
So you're meaning to tell me that when people get to hide behind a screen name, they say impossibly ignorant, sexist, racist, and hateful comments without fear of reprisal? My god, my belief in the purity of the internet has been torn to shreds!!!!

Kinda goes like this:
Troll in real life: "Oh hey Leroy, how's it going? Yeah, I love Wu Tang Clan"
Troll on way too many forums to even list: "I hate n-shiatler was a swell guy, too"
 
2014-01-23 02:40:12 PM  

kling_klang_bed: So you're meaning to tell me that when people get to hide behind a screen name, they say impossibly ignorant, sexist, racist, and hateful comments without fear of reprisal? My god, my belief in the purity of the internet has been torn to shreds!!!!

Kinda goes like this:
Troll in real life: "Oh hey Leroy, how's it going? Yeah, I love Wu Tang Clan"
Troll on way too many forums to even list: "I hate n-shiatler was a swell guy, too"


I don't see how anyone could say such a thing about n-shiatler, even in jest!
 
2014-01-23 02:40:32 PM  

Uzzah: Came for shiatcock.


That's gay.

/ba dum bum bssh
 
2014-01-23 02:41:03 PM  
It's almost as if people say what they really think and feel when they are online, instead of hiding it behind a facade.
 
2014-01-23 02:41:05 PM  
Your Mom.
 
2014-01-23 02:41:18 PM  
All of you Farkers are brain-dead morans. I hope you get smothered to death by a giant set of boobs.

/unless you'd like that
//then it's choked to death by a giant dick plugging your throat
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-01-23 02:41:24 PM  

quickdraw: Facebook has proven that people are perfectly willing to let the whole world know they are jerks who can't spell without the shelter of an anonymous screen name.


Yep! is the new this.
 
2014-01-23 02:43:19 PM  

Serious Black: All of you Farkers are brain-dead morans. I hope you get smothered to death by a giant set of boobs.

/unless you'd like that
//then it's choked to death by a giant dick plugging your throat
///slashies come in threes


Yeah, well what if I'm in to transformers, and wouldn't mind being smothered to death by giant boobs while her giant dick is plugging my throat?

What then, Mr. Know-it-all?!?
 
2014-01-23 02:43:27 PM  

Random Internet Persona: I love you all!  Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats


I'm alergic to cats and dogs. I'll just settle for a teddy bear.
 
2014-01-23 02:44:30 PM  
I'm not saying you're an asshole online, but your mom's mouth has fifteen reviews on Yelp.
 
2014-01-23 02:45:15 PM  
Clowns posting to the top of me, jokers down below. Here I am stuck in the middle with you.
 
2014-01-23 02:45:33 PM  

Random Internet Persona: I love you all!  Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats


Pets are for socially inept losers who need the unconditional love offered by an animal too stupid to do otherwise. Animals are only good for two things: free labor and food. So unless you are going to let me eat those kittens, you may as well just toss them in a wood chipper for me.
 
2014-01-23 02:47:20 PM  
So we need to close this window into how people really feel?

/Ignorance is bliss!
 
2014-01-23 02:48:20 PM  
Getting that tattoo on my penis was the worst idea ever.

Now when I send d*ck pics to women on Match.com or Christian Mingle they're all like "hey, I remember you from OKCupid..."
 
2014-01-23 02:48:38 PM  
Received a little of that treatment about 8 threads down.  I think somebody got the ban-hammer for calling me names.
 
2014-01-23 02:49:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Serious Black: All of you Farkers are brain-dead morans. I hope you get smothered to death by a giant set of boobs.

/unless you'd like that
//then it's choked to death by a giant dick plugging your throat
///slashies come in threes

Yeah, well what if I'm in to transformers, and wouldn't mind being smothered to death by giant boobs while her giant dick is plugging my throat?

What then, Mr. Know-it-all?!?


Apart from the physical limitations that would make it virtually impossible for those two things to happen simultaneously, I'd go with an old-fashioned stoning to properly teach you that Stone Age thinking about sex is the only correct mode of thinking about sex, you perverted jagoff.
 
2014-01-23 02:50:04 PM  

AgentPothead: It's almost as if people say what they really think and feel when they are online, instead of hiding it behind a facade.


It goes beyond that. There is a certain degree of wind-up-merchants who will say, not what they mean, but what they think will wind others up.

Wums enjoy making others angry even if they don't believe what they themselves say.
 
2014-01-23 02:52:53 PM  
 
2014-01-23 02:53:23 PM  

TinyFist: Getting that tattoo on my penis was the worst idea ever.

Now when I send d*ck pics to women on Match.com or Christian Mingle they're all like "hey, I remember you from OKCupid..."


Oh godamnit I wasn't expecting that - double snort.
 
2014-01-23 02:53:28 PM  
"No shiat, Sherlock."

-Rand Paul
 
2014-01-23 02:53:41 PM  
Honestly, I suspect people have become rudely outspoken because they know their audience isn't within face-punching distance.
 
2014-01-23 02:54:11 PM  

Random Internet Persona: I love you all!  Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!
/puppies for those allergic to cats


I bet it's those mutant kittens and inbred dogs, isn't it? You suck.

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

Aaaaaaaaaaa. Get it away, get it away!!
 
2014-01-23 02:55:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: kling_klang_bed: So you're meaning to tell me that when people get to hide behind a screen name, they say impossibly ignorant, sexist, racist, and hateful comments without fear of reprisal? My god, my belief in the purity of the internet has been torn to shreds!!!!

Kinda goes like this:
Troll in real life: "Oh hey Leroy, how's it going? Yeah, I love Wu Tang Clan"
Troll on way too many forums to even list: "I hate n-shiatler was a swell guy, too"

I don't see how anyone could say such a thing about n-shiatler, even in jest!


Kinda missed out on the reference there. *scratches head*
 
2014-01-23 02:55:36 PM  

EvilVanMan: Random Internet Persona: I love you all! Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats

I'm alergic to cats and dogs. I'll just settle for a teddy bear.


I'm allergic to teddy bears.  Could you make mine a fleece blanket?
 
2014-01-23 02:56:24 PM  

Literally Addicted: EvilVanMan: Random Internet Persona: I love you all! Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats

I'm alergic to cats and dogs. I'll just settle for a teddy bear.

I'm allergic to teddy bears.  Could you make mine a fleece blanket?


I'd rather just have the money instead.
 
2014-01-23 02:57:27 PM  

Donnchadha: [files.myopera.com image 540x274]

Old news is so exciting


Came in for the G.I.F.T.

Thanks, Donn!
 
2014-01-23 02:57:53 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 02:58:33 PM  

vudukungfu: I'm sure he was just being anomalous. Bless his heart.


calbert: anonimity?

you know, it's only spelled correctly 5 times in the article, so even if you don't know how to spell it, all you have to do is copy and paste.

/tmyk


cryinoutloud: Animosity? Is that what you're trying for, subby? Well, DUH. Try using a dicionery once in awhile.


Sea an enemy.
~rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-01-23 03:03:15 PM  

CleanAndPure: Literally Addicted: EvilVanMan: Random Internet Persona: I love you all! Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats

I'm alergic to cats and dogs. I'll just settle for a teddy bear.

I'm allergic to teddy bears.  Could you make mine a fleece blanket?

I'd rather just have the money instead.


God you people are hard to please.  You suck!  Fark you, I'm taking everything back.
 
2014-01-23 03:04:31 PM  

CJHardin: [v.cdn.cad-comic.com image 625x790]


Bum Tickley deserves any ridicule and abuse coming his way, not just trolling.
 
2014-01-23 03:07:06 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 500x375]


img.fark.net

Dark gray. Yeah, you're in DARK GRAY. What are you gonna do about it? I can barely see you. You are diminished. And if you keep it up, you're going on IGNORE. Yeah, how about that?  I can write anything I want, and you can't respond. Ha.
 
2014-01-23 03:08:45 PM  
Christ what an asshole.
 
2014-01-23 03:11:00 PM  
If I've offended anyone with my posts on Fark (and I know I have) I'm terribly sorry.

That being said, a series of tubes can be a dangerous place.
 
2014-01-23 03:11:13 PM  
BFD

my username is my surname
 
2014-01-23 03:11:24 PM  
I don't buy this. I wouldn't say anything here I wouldn't say in public. And my legal birth name is doubled99 Johnson, so...yeah.
 
2014-01-23 03:13:07 PM  
Hiding behind a secretive screen name gives you the freedom to say whatever is on your mind (blowjobs) that you wouldn't (blowjobs) normally say in (blowjobs) polite (blowjobs) society.  In real life (blowjobs) we are constrained (blowjobs) by societal (blowjobs) pressures to act (blowjobs) in a manner that is (blowjobs) deemed appropriate (blowjobs) by our peers, family (blowjobs) and colleagues.  We all have the urge (blowjobs) to let loose (blowjobs) and say (blowjobs) what we want (blowjobs) but are so controlled (blowjobs) that we repress those (blowjobs) urges in order to (blowjobs) be accepted.  Civility is a tool (blowjobs) to restrain our (blowjobs) ourselves from alienating (blowjobs) everyone around us, just as (blowjobs) anonymity is a (blowjobs) tool to shake off the (blowjobs) shackles of (blowjobs) civilized conformity.  (blowjobs)
 
2014-01-23 03:13:51 PM  

Random Internet Persona: CleanAndPure: Literally Addicted: EvilVanMan: Random Internet Persona: I love you all! Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats

I'm alergic to cats and dogs. I'll just settle for a teddy bear.

I'm allergic to teddy bears.  Could you make mine a fleece blanket?

I'd rather just have the money instead.

God you people are hard to please.  You suck!  Fark you, I'm taking everything back.


HATE SPEECH!
 
2014-01-23 03:14:32 PM  

Random Internet Persona: I love you all!  Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats


Big hug.
Can I get a helper monkey?
 
2014-01-23 03:14:57 PM  

Donnchadha: [files.myopera.com image 540x274]

Old news is so exciting


I'm led to believe that even academics in the field use the acronym GIFT to describe this affect.
 
2014-01-23 03:15:43 PM  

Serious Black: All of you Farkers are brain-dead morans. I hope you get smothered to death by a giant set of boobs.

/unless you'd like that
//then it's choked to death by a giant dick plugging your throat
///slashies come in threes


I think it has to be said... for the lulz.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-23 03:17:27 PM  

tricycleracer: [jerkstorecalled.jpg]


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-23 03:20:11 PM  
No shiat
 
2014-01-23 03:20:43 PM  
tnation.t-nation.com
 
2014-01-23 03:20:54 PM  
How did they know it was anonymity and not something else?  Did the study account for moderation practices, demographics and other factors?  Because everyone knows poor white trash sister-farkers in the South who access the net at the local library/whorehouse are more likely to say offensive shiat.
 
2014-01-23 03:22:49 PM  

letrole: BFD

my username is my surname


testazyk.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-23 03:25:54 PM  

Random Internet Persona: I love you all!  Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats


Those kittens are about to die.
www.rankopedia.com
 
2014-01-23 03:27:32 PM  

GGracie: Hiding behind a secretive screen name gives you the freedom to say whatever is on your mind (blowjobs) that you wouldn't (blowjobs) normally say in (blowjobs) polite (blowjobs) society.  In real life (blowjobs) we are constrained (blowjobs) by societal (blowjobs) pressures to act (blowjobs) in a manner that is (blowjobs) deemed appropriate (blowjobs) by our peers, family (blowjobs) and colleagues.  We all have the urge (blowjobs) to let loose (blowjobs) and say (blowjobs) what we want (blowjobs) but are so controlled (blowjobs) that we repress those (blowjobs) urges in order to (blowjobs) be accepted.  Civility is a tool (blowjobs) to restrain our (blowjobs) ourselves from alienating (blowjobs) everyone around us, just as (blowjobs) anonymity is a (blowjobs) tool to shake off the (blowjobs) shackles of (blowjobs) civilized conformity.  (blowjobs)


you said blowjob 18 times

/c'mon say it!
 
2014-01-23 03:28:17 PM  

Donnchadha: Old news is so exciting


I'd think that'd be the first maybe second comment :/
 
2014-01-23 03:30:36 PM  
Fark you subby!
 
2014-01-23 03:36:10 PM  

letrole: BFD

my username is my surname


i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 03:38:11 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 500x375]


Please the consequences will never be the same.

/I have you back tracked!
 
2014-01-23 03:39:36 PM  
www.visionsoffaith.ca
 
2014-01-23 03:39:42 PM  

letrole: BFD

my username is my surname


As is mine, of course.
 
2014-01-23 03:44:31 PM  
For you trollers:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-23 03:44:51 PM  
To any f*cking sh*tholes trying to identify me:

i659.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 03:46:52 PM  

letrole: BFD

my username is my surname


Surnames are a learned behavior.
 
2014-01-23 03:48:44 PM  
This thread reads like a TFD thread.
 
2014-01-23 03:52:42 PM  
I'm still wondering if YouTube wants me to start calling it by some other name.
 
2014-01-23 04:00:40 PM  
I think for April fools, every poster on Fark should be anonymous. No user names, profile, or any distinguishing marks.

See how fast it decends in to 4chan type shiat
 
2014-01-23 04:02:00 PM  

Frank N Stein: I think for April fools, every poster on Fark should be anonymous. No user names, profile, or any distinguishing marks.

See how fast it decends in to 4chan type shiat


The real joke comes on April 2nd when Drew comes in and unmasks everyone.
 
2014-01-23 04:02:23 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Frank N Stein: I think for April fools, every poster on Fark should be anonymous. No user names, profile, or any distinguishing marks.

See how fast it decends in to 4chan type shiat

The real joke comes on April 2nd when Drew comes in and unmasks everyone.


Exactly.
 
2014-01-23 04:04:50 PM  
This is the world as I would have it:

p.twimg.com

Mankind erased. Just a brief footnote in the history of this world.

Cities desolate and empty of our wretched presence. Nature left to fill it all back in with whatever comes next.

I would see us die.
 
2014-01-23 04:07:42 PM  
I see things the other way. Social media has done far more damage, and goes against the free spirit that the internet was once prized for.
Most of the pictures in the thread are from 4chan anyway, it restricts creativity when people are competing for upvotes or likes.
 
2014-01-23 04:12:45 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Cities desolate and empty of our wretched presence. Nature left to fill it all back in with whatever comes next.


We are just primates, dude.  You can't get more natural than that.
 
2014-01-23 04:16:16 PM  
Just in case you are wondering, my name isn't really Ween.
 
2014-01-23 04:18:04 PM  

Random Internet Persona: I love you all!  Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats


For every person like you, there are hundred like me. And I have dedicated the last 14 years of my life rubbing the worlds supply of puppies in peanuts just for this one moment,
 
2014-01-23 04:18:29 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: This is the world as I would have it:

[p.twimg.com image 600x337]

Mankind erased. Just a brief footnote in the history of this world.

Cities desolate and empty of our wretched presence. Nature left to fill it all back in with whatever comes next.

I would see us die.


Got them ole Downtown Baghdad Blues, eh?
 
2014-01-23 04:20:01 PM  
i.imgur.com

Why yes,I do carry a huge folder of absurd photographs to show during conversations instead of speaking.
/really.
 
2014-01-23 04:23:31 PM  

zzrhardy: Random Internet Persona: I love you all!  Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats

For every person like you, there are hundred like me. And I have dedicated the last 14 years of my life rubbing the worlds supply of puppies in peanuts just for this one moment,


How very diabolical of you.

We should be best friends.  Or arch-enemies.  Best frenemies?

/sea anemones?
 
2014-01-23 04:30:41 PM  

trappedspirit: Agent Smiths Laugh: Cities desolate and empty of our wretched presence. Nature left to fill it all back in with whatever comes next.

We are just primates, dude.  You can't get more natural than that.


Never said we weren't. We're just a part of nature I'd like to see eradicated.

I want to survive just long enough to dance on the bones.
 
2014-01-23 04:30:48 PM  

GGracie: Hiding behind a secretive screen name gives you the freedom to say whatever is on your mind (blowjobs) that you wouldn't (blowjobs) normally say in (blowjobs) polite (blowjobs) society.  In real life (blowjobs) we are constrained (blowjobs) by societal (blowjobs) pressures to act (blowjobs) in a manner that is (blowjobs) deemed appropriate (blowjobs) by our peers, family (blowjobs) and colleagues.  We all have the urge (blowjobs) to let loose (blowjobs) and say (blowjobs) what we want (blowjobs) but are so controlled (blowjobs) that we repress those (blowjobs) urges in order to (blowjobs) be accepted.  Civility is a tool (blowjobs) to restrain our (blowjobs) ourselves from alienating (blowjobs) everyone around us, just as (blowjobs) anonymity is a (blowjobs) tool to shake off the (blowjobs) shackles of (blowjobs) civilized conformity.  (blowjobs)


You haven't been writing a Broadway musical by any chance, have you?
 
2014-01-23 04:36:49 PM  
I believe in transparency, not anonymity.  Anyone who posts hurtful, uncivil remarks anonymously on the internet is a snivelling, belly-crawling coward.  I always post using my name because, if you don't have the courage to post your real name to a remark, you deserve to be ignored.

Yours truly,

Roderick P. Prey4reign
 
2014-01-23 04:39:36 PM  

CleanAndPure: Literally Addicted: EvilVanMan: Random Internet Persona: I love you all! Here's kittens and rainbows for everyone!

/puppies for those allergic to cats

I'm alergic to cats and dogs. I'll just settle for a teddy bear.

I'm allergic to teddy bears.  Could you make mine a fleece blanket?

I'd rather just have the money instead.


I don't mind cats, but I hate people who love them. Can you just give me all the cats and make everyone who wants one go away?
 
2014-01-23 04:44:31 PM  
I have the WEIRDEST boner right now.
 
2014-01-23 04:49:22 PM  

Descartes: [www.visionsoffaith.ca image 289x300]


I think, therefore your mother displaces large amounts of water when submerged.
 
2014-01-23 04:50:20 PM  
What a bunch of garbage, but I bet you idiots will just LAP IT UP.
 
2014-01-23 04:54:19 PM  

Frank N Stein: I think for April fools, every poster on Fark should be anonymous. No user names, profile, or any distinguishing marks.

See how fast it decends in to 4chan type shiat


I would re-sign into Total Fark for 6 months to make this happen. As long as the thread persists and the posters are revealed.

/or swapped, that'd be hilarious
 
2014-01-23 04:58:24 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: GGracie: Hiding behind a secretive screen name gives you the freedom to say whatever is on your mind (blowjobs) that you wouldn't (blowjobs) normally say in (blowjobs) polite (blowjobs) society.  In real life (blowjobs) we are constrained (blowjobs) by societal (blowjobs) pressures to act (blowjobs) in a manner that is (blowjobs) deemed appropriate (blowjobs) by our peers, family (blowjobs) and colleagues.  We all have the urge (blowjobs) to let loose (blowjobs) and say (blowjobs) what we want (blowjobs) but are so controlled (blowjobs) that we repress those (blowjobs) urges in order to (blowjobs) be accepted.  Civility is a tool (blowjobs) to restrain our (blowjobs) ourselves from alienating (blowjobs) everyone around us, just as (blowjobs) anonymity is a (blowjobs) tool to shake off the (blowjobs) shackles of (blowjobs) civilized conformity.  (blowjobs)

You haven't been writing a Broadway musical by any chance, have you?



Why yes...
"Blowjobs! Blowjobs! Put it in your mouth! •shuffle shuffle tap tap• swallow it down!"

I'm really hoping Mathew Broderick is available for the lead role ;-)
 
2014-01-23 04:58:56 PM  

GGracie: Hiding behind a secretive screen name gives you the freedom to say whatever is on your mind (blowjobs) that you wouldn't (blowjobs) normally say in (blowjobs) polite (blowjobs) society.  In real life (blowjobs) we are constrained (blowjobs) by societal (blowjobs) pressures to act (blowjobs) in a manner that is (blowjobs) deemed appropriate (blowjobs) by our peers, family (blowjobs) and colleagues.  We all have the urge (blowjobs) to let loose (blowjobs) and say (blowjobs) what we want (blowjobs) but are so controlled (blowjobs) that we repress those (blowjobs) urges in order to (blowjobs) be accepted.  Civility is a tool (blowjobs) to restrain our (blowjobs) ourselves from alienating (blowjobs) everyone around us, just as (blowjobs) anonymity is a (blowjobs) tool to shake off the (blowjobs) shackles of (blowjobs) civilized conformity.  (blowjobs)


So what you're saying is you like giving blow jobs...
 
2014-01-23 05:20:14 PM  

CleanAndPure: GGracie: Hiding behind a secretive screen name gives you the freedom to say whatever is on your mind (blowjobs) that you wouldn't (blowjobs) normally say in (blowjobs) polite (blowjobs) society.  In real life (blowjobs) we are constrained (blowjobs) by societal (blowjobs) pressures to act (blowjobs) in a manner that is (blowjobs) deemed appropriate (blowjobs) by our peers, family (blowjobs) and colleagues.  We all have the urge (blowjobs) to let loose (blowjobs) and say (blowjobs) what we want (blowjobs) but are so controlled (blowjobs) that we repress those (blowjobs) urges in order to (blowjobs) be accepted.  Civility is a tool (blowjobs) to restrain our (blowjobs) ourselves from alienating (blowjobs) everyone around us, just as (blowjobs) anonymity is a (blowjobs) tool to shake off the (blowjobs) shackles of (blowjobs) civilized conformity.  (blowjobs)

So what you're saying is you like giving blow jobs...


Wasn't this a Kevin Nealon sketch?

Oh also, fark you all, die horribly in a fire, etc. Thank you, and good luck (you bastard).
 
2014-01-23 05:45:14 PM  
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.  Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde
 
2014-01-23 05:55:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Serious Black: All of you Farkers are brain-dead morans. I hope you get smothered to death by a giant set of boobs.

/unless you'd like that
//then it's choked to death by a giant dick plugging your throat
///slashies come in threes

Yeah, well what if I'm in to transformers, and wouldn't mind being smothered to death by giant boobs while her giant dick is plugging my throat?

What then, Mr. Know-it-all?!?


Wait, I'm lost.
 
2014-01-23 06:18:52 PM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-01-23 07:04:51 PM  
Well, I'm glad all those stank monsters left. Jeez. What do people (and I use that term with extreme graciousness) besides sit around and scratch privates?

Finally I can get down to some reading. Time enough at last...
 
2014-01-23 07:11:42 PM  
UNCIVIL
 
2014-01-23 07:15:19 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: trappedspirit: Agent Smiths Laugh: Cities desolate and empty of our wretched presence. Nature left to fill it all back in with whatever comes next.

We are just primates, dude.  You can't get more natural than that.

Never said we weren't. We're just a part of nature I'd like to see eradicated.

I want to survive just long enough to dance on the bones.


Why do you hate nature reality?
 
2014-01-23 08:17:06 PM  
"Prepare your anus" seems like a kind of polite bit of advice.
 
2014-01-23 08:23:54 PM  

cryinoutloud: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 500x375]

Dark gray. Yeah, you're in DARK GRAY. What are you gonna do about it? I can barely see you. You are diminished. And if you keep it up, you're going on IGNORE. Yeah, how about that?  I can write anything I want, and you can't respond. Ha.


There's a slight wrinkle in that plan. Unless you plan on putting everyone on ignore...
 
2014-01-23 09:14:08 PM  
Subby, that's just lame.
 
2014-01-23 09:18:06 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: This is the world as I would have it:

[p.twimg.com image 600x337]

Mankind erased. Just a brief footnote in the history of this world.

Cities desolate and empty of our wretched presence. Nature left to fill it all back in with whatever comes next.

I would see us die.


you ARE a lot of laughs
 
2014-01-23 09:18:47 PM  
It's so easy to be an asshole online, that I try really hard to be considerate for balance.  It's difficult, but I will keep trying.

I'd like to think the example is noticed.
 
2014-01-24 01:38:17 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.  Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde


Yeah, but no one can handle the truth.
 
2014-01-24 01:45:20 AM  
Nidiot: "Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde

"This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no." - Rorshach
 
2014-01-24 06:04:15 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.  Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde


The mask is a lot of booze.
 
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