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(Sun Sentinel)   It sucks when you're accused of having a sham marriage so you have to show a jury all the passionate sex tapes you made with your wife   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 11
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2014-01-23 01:56:14 PM  
4 votes:
Doesn't the fact that the videos show him having sex with his wife prove it was a sham marriage?  Anyone in a real marriage knows the sex stops as soon as the wedding band goes on.
2014-01-23 01:11:30 PM  
4 votes:
Every porn movie ever made is between two people who love each other.
2014-01-23 01:21:07 PM  
2 votes:
Him: "Hey, I'll marry you so you can come into the country"
Her: "You're a good man!".
Him: (to police) "Psst, hey police, this might be a sham marriage"
Police: "Hey! This is a sham marriage"
Him: "Quick, we have to have sex, we have to have sex right now and film it, otherwise you get deported"
Her: "Ah...  :("
2014-01-23 01:19:49 PM  
2 votes:

LarryDan43: Every porn movie ever made is between two people who love each other.


Every one of those women loved getting paid.
2014-01-23 02:20:47 PM  
1 votes:

VladTheEmailer: In other news...in doing a quick google for images of his wife, this popped up...


Well Princess Laia is from a galaxy far far away; that makes her an alien.
2014-01-23 01:25:23 PM  
1 votes:
Judge - I think you put in the wrong tape. All I see is a guy falling asleep.

Boyvoyeur - Don't put labels on me!
2014-01-23 01:20:10 PM  
1 votes:

caddisfly: I got picked for jury duty and all I got to see was an obese woman's varicose veins. :(


All I got to see on jur duty was an Indian guys giant cyst that exploded

I think Porkys put it best:

"I had to sit through every disgusting frame of this film.........twice"
2014-01-23 01:17:22 PM  
1 votes:
Sounds like he hasn't hired the right defense attorney yet:


media1.onsugar.com
2014-01-23 01:10:32 PM  
1 votes:

caddisfly: I got picked for jury duty and all I got to see was an obese woman's varicose veins. :(


You have to get there early and sit in the front row.
2014-01-23 01:09:40 PM  
1 votes:
Jurors may have to see some stuff they might never be able to unsee

Unlike jurors in murder trials.
2014-01-23 01:09:04 PM  
1 votes:
I got picked for jury duty and all I got to see was an obese woman's varicose veins. :(
 
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