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2014-01-23 02:27:48 PM
3 votes:
Back and to the left.  Back and to the left.   Back and to the left.
2014-01-23 02:19:08 PM
3 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-01-23 05:28:44 PM
2 votes:

TwoBeersOneCan: PluckYew: Who is going to be the 1st Seahawk fan to rage quit Fark because of all the negative Seahawk/Sherman greens?

That already happened with a Cowboys fan during the epic tidal wave of December Cowboys threads.


and the reason I brought it up.  I thought it was funny.

Expect a Seahawk rage quit if they lose the Superb Owl and there are repeated greens about how horrible their organization is

JohnBigBootay: PluckYew: What is the over/under on number of plays "2-play" Percy will play.

He is fragile but it's the super bowl. I suspect we'll see him the whole game unless he gets carted off. Can't imagine he'd sit out with a headache for this one.


He might not have a choice if he gets his 'bell rung': http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000228345/article/safety-rules-r e gulations

The 2009 statement advises that a player who suffers a concussion should not return to play or practice on the same day if he shows any signs or symptoms of a concussion that are outlined in the return-to-play statement. It further states:

"Once removed for the duration of a practice or game, the player should not be considered for return-to-football activities until he is fully asymptomatic, both at rest and after exertion, has a normal neurological examination, normal neuropsychological testing, and has been cleared to return by both his team physician(s) and the independent neurological consultant. A critical element of managing concussions is candid reporting by players of their symptoms following an injury. Accordingly, players are to be encouraged to be candid with team medical staffs and fully disclose any signs or symptoms that may be associated with a concussion."
2014-01-23 04:57:39 PM
2 votes:
BMulligan:

Why can't our players be classy and sportsmanlike

probably all of the PEDs

/that being said, I am hopeful that whoever did it is held responsible, similar to that butthole from the jets that attempted something similar a few years ago
2014-01-23 03:21:27 PM
2 votes:

Arkanaut: Has anyone played the audio from the interview backwards to search for any Satanic messages?


I did. I didn't find any satanic messages, but there is a recipe for a delicious coffee cake.
2014-01-23 03:08:50 PM
2 votes:

Bunny Deville: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 366x395 SHUT UP PIC]


But we are talking about Sherman

Doodloo doodlooo doodloo doo
Dooo doo doo dooo dooo doodooo doo
 
Sherman
Whos the black public dick
Thats a sex machine to reporter chix
Sherman!
Damn right!
Who is the man
Who would dis crabtree for Seahwkjs fans
(Sherman)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that wont shut up
Bout why crabtree got up his but?
(Sherman)
right on
You see this cat Sherman is a bad thugger-m...
(SHUT YOUR MOUTH)
But Im talkin bout Sherman
(then you a racist)
He's a complicated man
That only his 12th man understands
(Dick Sherman)
2014-01-23 03:02:08 PM
2 votes:
Well, why DID they try him with a sorry receiver like Crabtree?

/ducks out of thread
2014-01-23 02:59:03 PM
2 votes:
But no one saw what D'glester Hardunkichud said at half time. It's all just water under the bridge with that guy.
2014-01-23 02:36:25 PM
2 votes:
Top of the morning chaps. I say, does anyone here happen to recall where this young man matriculated? Is he of the Staffordshire Shermans? I'll be the first to admit I'm not up on my heraldry nomenclature but I seem to recall it debunked that his father was a minor earl of something or other.  I could be mistaken. I dare say it's possible he holds no titles or lands of note anywhere. Dear me, all this foofaraw over one of the low-born...
2014-01-23 02:24:46 PM
2 votes:
Has anyone played the audio from the interview backwards to search for any Satanic messages?
2014-01-23 02:24:44 PM
2 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com
2014-01-23 02:16:39 PM
2 votes:

i36.photobucket.com

2014-01-23 02:07:25 PM
2 votes:
We will know that Sherman's interview style has jumped the shark once a political analyst chimes in with "This is an uncomfortable discussion that America has needed to have for a long time"
rka
2014-01-23 08:39:00 PM
1 votes:

IAmRight: If Manning runs for 58 yards...damn.


The last time Manning ran for 58 yards in an entire SEASON was 2002. In 2013 he's -31 for the year.

If Manning has 58yds rushing in the SB then we'll know that the entire Hawks defense was struck by food poisoning or Eugene Robinson took them all to a whorehouse the night before.
2014-01-23 07:43:35 PM
1 votes:
Thesis: Richard Sherman (arguably slightly overenthusiastic) is to Marshawn Lynch (fined $50K for not speaking to the press, although the fine was later rescinded) as Mama Cass (too much sandwich) is to Karen Carpenter (not enough sandwich). Discuss.
2014-01-23 06:38:33 PM
1 votes:

Rent Party: The purpose of Seattle's recievers isn't to actually catch balls, though.  It's to keep safetys and linebackers honest for this guy.


And block. But all they do is make big plays and block happily. It's like a team full of Hines Wards.
2014-01-23 06:00:20 PM
1 votes:
It's gotten to the point that the Richard Sherman "outburst" has already been dissected more times than the Zapruder film


It's getting to the point
Where I'm no thug anymore
Elll ohhh beeeee-eeeee
Sometimes it hurts
So badly I must cry out loud
Erin, I am sorrrry

I ain't yours, it is mine, you are mediocre
The Super Bowl
Yo Crab, remember what you and done and said about the greatest
biatch, I have no mercy
Go check the scoreboard and see what you don't have now
(I am not dreaming)
I ain't yours, it is mine, you are mediocre
You suck so bad

Super Bowl Sunday
Please be gone I'm tired of you
We own the NFC

Russel Wilson's pump fake
NaVorro's busted ass leg
How can you catch the Seahawk?
2014-01-23 05:32:48 PM
1 votes:
PluckYew: TwoBeersOneCan: PluckYew: Who is going to be the 1st Seahawk fan to rage quit Fark because of all the negative Seahawk/Sherman greens?

That already happened with a Cowboys fan during the epic tidal wave of December Cowboys threads.

and the reason I brought it up.  I thought it was funny.

Expect a Seahawk rage quit if they lose the Superb Owl and there are repeated greens about how horrible
their organization is JohnBigBootay: PluckYew: What is the over/under on number of plays "2-play" Percy will play.

He is fragile but it's the super bowl. I suspect we'll see him the whole game unless he gets carted off. Can't imagine he'd sit out with a headache for this one.

He might not have a choice if he gets his 'bell rung': http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000228345/article/safety-rules-r e gulations

The 2009 statement advises that a player who suffers a concussion should not return to play or practice on the same day if he shows any signs or symptoms of a concussion that are outlined in the return-to-play statement. It further states:

"Once removed for the duration of a practice or game, the player should not be considered for return-to-football activities until he is fully asymptomatic, both at rest and after exertion, has a normal neurological examination, normal neuropsychological testing, and has been cleared to return by both his team physician(s) and the independent neurological consultant. A critical element of managing concussions is candid reporting by players of their symptoms following an injury. Accordingly, players are to be encouraged to be candid with team medical staffs and fully disclose any signs or symptoms that may be associated with a concussion."


Well that was a FARK up and a half.  Started replying to one comment by quoting, typed a partial response, thought I'd better of it and focused on the next comment.  Forgot to delete the original post.

Stupid part is I had previewed a couple of times to get the NFL link correct.  1+ year in and I STILL can't link using the "new" interface.
2014-01-23 04:48:47 PM
1 votes:

Shame Us: LessO2: The_Sponge: LessO2: Yet, we can count on all the Seahawk "faithful" to post dozens of times in this thread.

Already started.


Then why are you here?


For the lulz of course.

You and some others ought to try it.  Get outside once in awhile and stop taking sports so g-damned seriously.

I love the people that think they're the only ones who lead productive lives and still manage to be on the internet during the day. Everyone else is a shut-in living on hot pockets and cheetos.



Count the number of your posts alone, and then count mine.

I'll just leave it at that.
2014-01-23 04:46:36 PM
1 votes:
static.phx2.tvgcdn.net


doesn't erin andrews look 50 years old?  i said recently she looks like she aged 10 years in 5.  maybe it just the lighting or something, but......she looks way older there than she did maybe 1-2 years ago.
2014-01-23 04:37:25 PM
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: YOU'RE ALL MAKING BABY JESUS CRY

NOW STAHP


YOU ARE NOT THE BABY JESUS BUNNY! PEYTON MANNING IS! WE ALL KNOW IT!
2014-01-23 04:36:07 PM
1 votes:
Still haven't topped Ron Artest, Sherman.  If you don't knock out a Broncos fan next week, no one will respect you.

25.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-23 04:35:34 PM
1 votes:

IAmRight: Shame Us: As a Seahawks fan, I wish he hadn't done it that way.

I'm glad he did because now I get to buy a "Don't You Ever Talk About Me" t-shirt at an outrageous price for a chance at some SB tix.

And if I win those AND the Seahawks win, good LORD I'm

going to be obnoxious to the haters. I'll probably get perma-banned.

you've got to be kidding ... you have a higher gear than the one you're using?
2014-01-23 04:32:44 PM
1 votes:

Shame Us: As a Seahawks fan, I wish he hadn't done it that way.


I'm glad he did because now I get to buy a "Don't You Ever Talk About Me" t-shirt at an outrageous price for a chance at some SB tix.

And if I win those AND the Seahawks win, good LORD I'm going to be obnoxious to the haters. I'll probably get perma-banned.
2014-01-23 04:27:59 PM
1 votes:
YOU'RE ALL MAKING BABY JESUS CRY

NOW STAHP
2014-01-23 04:24:34 PM
1 votes:

I'm over it now: All hail Sherman!! All hail Sherman!!


sheepranch.typepad.com
2014-01-23 04:22:44 PM
1 votes:

stappawho: sammyk: Am I racist if I just think he is an asshole of epic proportions?

Nope, just ignorant.


Haven't you guys heard? Richard Sherman is a shoe-in for the Nobel Peace prize, the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and he's due to be cannonized by the RC Church shortly after those ceremonies are done.

All hail Sherman!! All hail Sherman!!
2014-01-23 04:22:37 PM
1 votes:

Shame Us: Seriously, he was talking into a camera about one guy. Yes it was nationally televised, but there is no way you can say it's worse than what we know players say on the field. We have clear video of players in various sports calling people f*ggots and impugning their lineagewives/sisters etc.


The odd thing is that most all the other trash talkers spew their crap during a game at the person to whom they are trash talking. They almost never mistake an aprez-game interview camera for the intended target of their trash talking. That is the puzzling aspect of this whole misunderstanding. Could the camera have resembled Crabtree somehow?
2014-01-23 04:19:14 PM
1 votes:
Who is going to be the 1st Seahawk fan to rage quit Fark because of all the negative Seahawk/Sherman greens?
2014-01-23 04:01:43 PM
1 votes:
2014-01-23 03:59:53 PM
1 votes:
Richard Sherman is such a thug, Justin Bieber wants to hang out with him.
2014-01-23 03:57:02 PM
1 votes:

IAmRight: Shame Us: The expectations of how a guy coming off of an Achilles tear would open up the offense were way too high

The amount his impact was overstated was ridiculous, as well.

49ers offense without Crabtree: 24.91 points/game
49ers offense with Crabtree: 24.38 points/game

WHOA WHAT A HUGE WEAPON!


And yet, better than any receiver on the Seahawks.

/Sherman probably recognizes mediocre receivers from seeing them in practice all day
//except Harvin, that guy is elite in the trainers room
2014-01-23 03:26:16 PM
1 votes:
For those of you that don't know Key and Peele, I give you...

Collegiate Bowl I

Collegiate Bowl II

You're welcome.
2014-01-23 03:10:32 PM
1 votes:

Robert1966: I was impressed by Sherman's follow-up. It seems he got worked up and made an ass of himself, and now feels a little foolish but stands by his expressions of confidence and his feeling that he had been disrespected by someone who is too lazy to play as well as he does. I don't know that there is a racial angle to it, but I guess people on both sides like to put one there.


i said the other day dude was SURGING on adrenalin.  he was about 2-3 minutes (if that) removed from the final whistle, realizing he'd achieved a lifelong dream:  THE SUPER BOWL.  yeah he wsa jacked.  he looked silly and it was exceedingly poor sportsmanship, but, he was just pulsing with adrenalin.

and as i also said, NBC or whomever, fox, whatever, they knew wha tthey were getting.  they specifically chose sherman, knowing he'd go operation codename:  richard sherman.  he went operation codename:  richard sherman and then the network aborted the interview (per dan patrick today;  erin andrews said she wsa told to cut it short).


and once agian, i loved Daryl Wright's tweet:  "dear media:  how about you quit sending erin andrews to interview n___s on live tv?"
2014-01-23 03:06:45 PM
1 votes:

Ow! That was my feelings!: Phil Moskowitz: But no one saw what D'glester Hardunkichud said at half time. It's all just water under the bridge with that guy.

[pixel.nymag.com image 190x190]

"I could talk about Fudge all day."


Although, Nyquillus is my favorite.
content.clearchannel.com
2014-01-23 03:03:45 PM
1 votes:

Phil Moskowitz: But no one saw what D'glester Hardunkichud said at half time. It's all just water under the bridge with that guy.


pixel.nymag.com

"I could talk about Fudge all day."
2014-01-23 02:59:09 PM
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: Ishkur: mikaloyd: We will know that Sherman's interview style has jumped the shark once a political analyst chimes in with "This is an uncomfortable discussion that America has needed to have for a long time"

Now is not the time to talk about gun violence uppity black football players.

Why not both? How about gun violence perpetrated by uppity black football players during the fourth quarter?


Billy Cole agrees.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-23 02:54:08 PM
1 votes:

Ishkur: mikaloyd: We will know that Sherman's interview style has jumped the shark once a political analyst chimes in with "This is an uncomfortable discussion that America has needed to have for a long time"

Now is not the time to talk about gun violence uppity black football players.


Why not both? How about gun violence perpetrated by uppity black football players during the fourth quarter?

/the fourth quarter is the only one that counts...
/wait...I think I have my NBA uppity black basketball players confused with my NFL uppity black football players
/they all look alike except the NBA players wear sleeves to cover their filthy nasty raggedy ass don't you bring that stank up in here tats
/seriously, racism is alive and well in professional sports in America
2014-01-23 02:51:49 PM
1 votes:
Because lulz. Here's Manning on idiot kickers...Lulz
2014-01-23 02:49:24 PM
1 votes:
Have they blamed him for Justin Bieber's arrest?
2014-01-23 02:44:59 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Ow! That was my feelings!: [static1.businessinsider.com image 850x637]

That there is a racist honkie who is unfairly taking attention away from Sherman.

*whispers* He's from the south  you know how southerners are


i.imgur.com
2014-01-23 02:41:27 PM
1 votes:

Shame Us: Ow! That was my feelings!: [static1.businessinsider.com image 850x637]

"What is THIS shiat? Who cares? Omaha, Omaha!"

//10 more farking days? Arrrrgh!!!

I think they caught him yelling "Coors Light" on the SoundFX show last night. Funny stuff,

"Blue 42! Blue 42! WHY ASK WHY DRINK BUD DRY!! OMAHA!! HUT HUT!"


www.nerdist.com
2014-01-23 02:32:44 PM
1 votes:

Ow! That was my feelings!: [static1.businessinsider.com image 850x637]

"What is THIS shiat? Who cares? Omaha, Omaha!"

//10 more farking days? Arrrrgh!!!


I think they caught him yelling "Coors Light" on the SoundFX show last night. Funny stuff,

"Blue 42! Blue 42! WHY ASK WHY DRINK BUD DRY!! OMAHA!! HUT HUT!"
2014-01-23 02:27:58 PM
1 votes:
static1.businessinsider.com

"What is THIS shiat? Who cares? Omaha, Omaha!"

//10 more farking days? Arrrrgh!!!
2014-01-23 02:27:55 PM
1 votes:
The pass was tipped back and to the left.  Back and to the left.

/This story has less interesting material than the daily Cowboy threads
2014-01-23 02:24:52 PM
1 votes:
Again.

He should have just killed someone.

You'd all be done talking about it 5 days later.
2014-01-23 02:08:03 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: We will know that Sherman's interview style has jumped the shark once a political analyst chimes in with "This is an uncomfortable discussion that America has needed to have for a long time"


Has MSNBC not gotten there yet? Weird.
2014-01-23 02:07:39 PM
1 votes:
I bet he probably robbed a liquor store and did a driveby before the game.
Typical thug. he's from Compton, you know how it goes with them...
2014-01-23 01:45:52 PM
1 votes:
LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
 
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