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(The Smoking Gun)   Police report on Justin Bieber arrest sheds light on next phase of the star's career   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 240
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2014-01-23 10:40:35 AM  
So he gets a pass for his "music" but this gets him arrested? Whatever.
 
2014-01-23 10:43:56 AM  
Scrawny white boy desperately wants to be cool, acts like he thinks black kids act to up his street cred.  How unusual.
 
2014-01-23 11:06:57 AM  
Shouldn't mandatory sterilization be invoked here to save humanity?
 
2014-01-23 11:17:33 AM  
He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?
 
2014-01-23 11:24:37 AM  
What a little c*nt. Lock him up and throw away the key. Yeah right, like that would ever happen. Too bad the cops didn't shoot him or at least tase him when he wouldn't listen to their instructions.

He's on his way down fast anyway.

His new movie bombed, opened in 14th place.

Here's all the singles he released in 2013. None even made the top 10. Here are their peak positions on the Billboard Hot 100 chart:

"Right Here"(featuring Drake) Peak position = 95
"All Around the World"(featuring Ludacris) Peak position = 22
"Heartbreaker" Peak position = 13
"All That Matters" Peak position = 24
"Hold Tight" Peak position = 29
"Recovery" Peak position = 41
"Bad Day" Peak position = 53
"All Bad" Peak position = 50
"PYD"(featuring R. Kelly)Peak position = 54
"Roller Coaster" Peak position = 47
"Change Me" Peak position = 59
"Confident"(featuring Chance The Rapper) Peak position = 41

And I don't know what a "Khalil" is, but this is how he dresses when he goes to the beach:

i.dailymail.co.uk
Actual caption: The beach boys: Justin seemed to be in good spirits, having Instagrammed at the weekend that he was 'worried bout nothing'

NOW ARE YOU WORRIED BOUT SUMTHIN???

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-23 11:34:30 AM  
They're gonna love this little fruit in Cell Block D.
 
2014-01-23 11:35:19 AM  
What a sad story. Didn't they make a movie about this once?
 
2014-01-23 11:39:32 AM  

Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?


Not unless you want a repeat of some "war of 1812" burnation! I'm refilling the Zippo, man!
 
2014-01-23 11:40:01 AM  

AirForceVet: Didn't they make a movie about this once?


I was thinking the same thing. Country Strong, right?
 
2014-01-23 11:50:48 AM  

Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?


The phrase, "stupid punk" has been passed around a lot up here.
 
2014-01-23 11:54:12 AM  

gopher321: Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?

The phrase, "stupid punk" has been passed around a lot up here.


He's grooming himself to become the next Mayor of Toronto!!
 
2014-01-23 11:54:25 AM  
I look forward to the day when there are no more Bieber threads left.  The only problem is there is a line of dooshtastic singers ready to step in to take his place.
 
2014-01-23 11:54:39 AM  

gopher321: Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?

The phrase, "stupid punk" has been passed around a lot up here.


Etymology of word Puck.
Passing around
yeah,
He needs some time in the GP.
 
2014-01-23 11:55:01 AM  
Police report on Justin Bieber arrest sheds light on next phase of the star's career

Prison biatch is a viable career path?
 
2014-01-23 11:55:34 AM  

Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?


It gets you banninated from Canada. Permanently.
 
2014-01-23 12:01:43 PM  
At first I was like.....
i.dailymail.co.uk

Then I was like.....
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-23 12:01:50 PM  
0 |===========/===| full Lohan
 
2014-01-23 12:03:24 PM  

Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?


IIRC, I thought I heard on the news that they were looking into this. Problem is, Canada doesn't want him back.
 
2014-01-23 12:04:52 PM  
So, Paul Walker, noted philanthropist and all around good guy, dies in a fire after riding in a car with a sober race car driver.

Justin Bieber, noted douche-bag, survives after drag-racing drunk.

I'm betting atheists are feeling pretty smug today.
 
2014-01-23 12:12:40 PM  
DWB = Driving while Bieber.
 
2014-01-23 12:17:28 PM  

Walker: NOW ARE YOU WORRIED BOUT SUMTHIN???


I'll tell you what he should worry about--that's his father there with him. And he was with him when he got arrested. He's going full Lohan.

/Yes, I've been at the Daily Fail again. Just so I could bring you that important information.
 
2014-01-23 12:21:56 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-23 12:32:50 PM  

Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?


I hope so.
 
2014-01-23 12:34:51 PM  
Beibs: Why are you doing this, DON'T you know who the F*UK I am?

Officer Lou: Umm...why yes...unfortunately for you.

{Click, Click}
 
2014-01-23 12:49:01 PM  

impaler: So, Paul Walker, noted philanthropist and all around good guy, dies in a fire after riding in a car with a sober race car driver.


That race car driver was doing 100 in a barely-street-legal Carrera GT through a neighborhood; the LEO estimated these two were doing about 60 in a much more forgiving Gallardo and whatever Ferrari Khalil had.
 
2014-01-23 12:51:08 PM  
Prison name: Justine Bieber.
 
2014-01-23 12:51:37 PM  
The ONE TIME police don't shoot a suspect, it has to be Jusin freakin' Beiber.  Grrr....
 
2014-01-23 12:51:43 PM  
New prison game: Just in Bieber
 
2014-01-23 12:52:28 PM  
You guys can keep him, thanks.

We were happy when you all inherited Celine Dionne; we'll keep shipping the garbage South.
 
2014-01-23 12:53:19 PM  

Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?


No returns, you break it, you bought it.  etc. etc.
 
2014-01-23 12:53:21 PM  
#deportbieber is now trending on twitter.
 
2014-01-23 12:53:36 PM  
If Justin would consider suicide, I can provide the bullet. I'm helpful that way.
 
2014-01-23 12:53:38 PM  
Put me down on Team Deportation.
 
2014-01-23 12:53:54 PM  
Christ what an asshole.
 
2014-01-23 12:54:06 PM  

Salmon: You guys can keep him, thanks.

We were happy when you all inherited Celine Dionne; we'll keep shipping the garbage South.


Not nice.
 
2014-01-23 12:54:22 PM  

impaler: So, Paul Walker, noted philanthropist and all around good guy, dies in a fire after riding in a car with a sober race car driver.

Justin Bieber, noted douche-bag, survives after drag-racing drunk.

I'm betting atheists are feeling pretty smug today.


To be fair, we feel pretty smug every day.
 
2014-01-23 12:54:27 PM  

Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?


Expect his lawyers to argue that because of his stature as an international entertainer, barring from visiting the United States would unduly interfere with his ability to make a living.

Just kidding, deportation proceedings will not even be initiated.
 
2014-01-23 12:54:42 PM  
Every diva was her day.
 
2014-01-23 12:54:52 PM  
neither is the music
 
2014-01-23 12:55:04 PM  
he's all: "penis goes where? :D  "

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-23 12:55:52 PM  

LessO2: New prison game: Just in Bieber



LOL
 
2014-01-23 12:55:58 PM  
My prediction:

Local attorney + lots of cash = slap on the wrist, public service by recording a drunk-driving PSA
And then Biebs gets to brag to all his sycophants about how he made those Miami cops his biatch.
 
2014-01-23 12:56:06 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: They're gonna love this little fruit in Cell Block D.


He probably thinks he just died and went to heaven.
 
2014-01-23 12:56:20 PM  

xanadian: Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?

IIRC, I thought I heard on the news that they were looking into this. Problem is, Canada doesn't want him back.


Perhaps the Central African Republic would like him?  He could sing them a peace deal....

or not.
 
2014-01-23 12:56:28 PM  

xanadian: Gonz: He's Canadian, right? Doesn't this sort of thing get you deported?

IIRC, I thought I heard on the news that they were looking into this. Problem is, Canada doesn't want him back.


Lake Huron. Raft. Paddle. Problem solved.
 
2014-01-23 12:56:29 PM  
Cops got there before Darwin... damn
 
2014-01-23 12:56:48 PM  
He was resisting and didn't get tazed?

/Cop, I am disappoint
 
2014-01-23 12:56:50 PM  
See, here's the one time when I would have had no problem with the pigs beating a suspect to death.
 
2014-01-23 12:56:56 PM  

cgraves67: Put me down on Team Deportation.


I second the motion.
//worth noting if he is convicted and this were reversed Canada would not allow him to re-enter the country as a result of the crime.
 
2014-01-23 12:56:57 PM  
This is what happens when you let a wildling over the wall.
 
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