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(Science Daily)   Scientists develop e-whiskers, paving the way for those cybernetic muttonchops you've been wanting   ( ) divider line
    More: Interesting, electrical engineering and computer science, University of California, application software, robotics, sensor networks, tactile sensor, Materials Sciences Division  
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2437 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2014 at 12:54 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-23 11:33:49 AM  
This + those robo cat ears that are supposed to help people emote = KAWAII!!
2014-01-23 12:06:23 PM
2014-01-23 12:25:51 PM  
too many blue pills
2014-01-23 12:34:06 PM  
"Cybernetic Muttonchops" would be a great name for an Isaac Asimov tribute band.
2014-01-23 01:00:31 PM  
I always thought that one of the best consumer uses of nano-technology would be hairstyling.

You'd have about 1000 little nano-robots scuttling around your scalp.  They are programmed with your hairstyle, and spend every day climbing your hairs, clipping a millimeter or less off the ends, curling as they go, etc.  You'd have some micro-GPS things implanted in your scalp so they always knew their coordinates, and once you got your hair the way you want it, it would always stay that way.  Since the robots form a smart swarm, if a couple go inactive or get washed away in the shower, the others would fill in.

If you want a new hairstyle you just download a program and transmit it by RF.  Then over 2 weeks your hair morphs gradually into the new style.
2014-01-23 01:01:09 PM  
Still no cure for cancer.
2014-01-23 01:04:51 PM  
Beware the Cat People.
2014-01-23 01:05:26 PM  
I bet he thinks that his sideburns look like stars. But people see mouse pelts.
2014-01-23 01:06:33 PM  
 I would like to have a beard that I can  puff out when I got mad.
That sort of techno voodoo just might help me break new ground in the alpha male scene.
2014-01-23 01:18:52 PM  
Caturday just got better! :)
2014-01-23 01:20:08 PM  
Think of the implications for pubic hair shapes!

/tiny robots? In my vagina?
//it's likelier than you think.
2014-01-23 01:26:31 PM

But today... Today we're one day closer!
2014-01-23 01:55:41 PM  

bearded clamorer: "Cybernetic Muttonchops" would be a great name for an Isaac Asimov tribute band.

Good thing I have a back-up keyboard
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