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(Miami Herald)   Dear Abby: My husband wants me to let him have affairs so he can be like Hemingway. Abby: Tell him it's ok, as soon as he becomes an alcoholic big game hunting novelist and then kills himself   (miamiherald.com) divider line 18
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2014-01-23 12:22:37 PM
5 votes:
Everyone wants to be an author, no one wants to be a writer.
2014-01-23 03:42:38 PM
2 votes:
Dear Abby,
I'm 36 and my husband is 60, and we've been together for 10 long years. The SOB keeps flirting with other women. He keeps doing it even though I've threatened to leave. In fact, now he's trying to gain my permission to sleep around. I'd leave, but I've grown rather fond of the credit cards he supplies - and I've grown in other ways, too.
Old Gold.

Dear Old Gold,
You've been whoring around with the guy for over ten years now girl, what's a few more years? Leave now and turn in the cash cow? I don't think so. Sounds like the old meal ticket is in better shape than you are at 36. Frankly, if he's rekindling the flame with that old saggy ex of his, you must have really let yourself go. You better have him buy you a gym membership before he kicks you to the curb. Cooking him lots of bacon can't hurt either. When life gets hard just remember, you want the whole thing after he approaches room temperature; renew that goal you had ten years ago. Good luck.
2014-01-23 02:06:45 PM
2 votes:

shamalamadingdong: "I'm at the point where I won't want to cuddle or give him affection at all."

Ding.

Like my grandmama told my wife on our wedding day, "Honey, you can fuss and complain, cook bad or spend all his money, but whatever you do, don't stop with the lovin'.  If you don't love him up, some raggedy biatch will, baby.  It's a hungry dog goes rootin' through garbage."


My friends grandma said they best way to get over a man is to get underneath another one.
2014-01-23 01:59:47 PM
2 votes:

shamalamadingdong: "I'm at the point where I won't want to cuddle or give him affection at all."

Ding.

Like my grandmama told my wife on our wedding day, "Honey, you can fuss and complain, cook bad or spend all his money, but whatever you do, don't stop with the lovin'.  If you don't love him up, some raggedy biatch will, baby.  It's a hungry dog goes rootin' through garbage."


So she should keep farking him even though she has no idea where his dick was yesterday? At that point he's a serious health risk. Remember she caught him looking for strange and THEN closed her legs. Not the other way around.
2014-01-23 01:19:01 PM
2 votes:
"I'm at the point where I won't want to cuddle or give him affection at all."

Ding.

Like my grandmama told my wife on our wedding day, "Honey, you can fuss and complain, cook bad or spend all his money, but whatever you do, don't stop with the lovin'.  If you don't love him up, some raggedy biatch will, baby.  It's a hungry dog goes rootin' through garbage."
2014-01-23 12:50:36 PM
2 votes:
"I caught him texting his first ex-wife"

Yeah, I think I may see the problem here.
2014-01-23 12:34:30 PM
2 votes:
If you ask permission for affairs, you are doing adultery wrong.
2014-01-23 02:39:12 PM
1 votes:
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my man wants to be
Like the guy who wrote The Old Man and the Sea
I warned him to settle for what he has got
Or he'll find out what it is To Have and Have Not
Signed, Bell-Toller
2014-01-23 01:05:12 PM
1 votes:
Hemingway didn't ask for permission, you feeb.
2014-01-23 01:04:38 PM
1 votes:
I don't look at younger women for their personality. She was duped into a marriage because she was very young.
2014-01-23 12:57:46 PM
1 votes:

kbronsito: minoridiot: So she has been with him since she was 26 and he was 50?

Hemingway banged younger women, right?



No, he made love to them. He banged big game animals.
2014-01-23 12:51:47 PM
1 votes:
It's not cheating if your wife never finds out.
2014-01-23 12:47:42 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Good lord she's dumb.


Her answer was spot-on. Did you even read her comment, or did you imagine the headline was accurate?
2014-01-23 12:47:31 PM
1 votes:
Dear Subby: You need some reading comprehension. Here, let me help you get started.
2014-01-23 12:46:22 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: Everyone wants to be an author, no one wants to be a writer.


*golf clap*
2014-01-23 12:16:57 PM
1 votes:
Sounds fair.
2014-01-23 12:09:53 PM
1 votes:

minoridiot: So she has been with him since she was 26 and he was 50?


Hemingway banged younger women, right?
2014-01-23 10:49:27 AM
1 votes:
As the "kill himself" bit was subbs' invention, I am not entirely sure why the 'stupid' tag. I am so thick.
 
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