shamalamadingdong: "I'm at the point where I won't want to cuddle or give him affection at all."Ding.Like my grandmama told my wife on our wedding day, "Honey, you can fuss and complain, cook bad or spend all his money, but whatever you do, don't stop with the lovin'. If you don't love him up, some raggedy biatch will, baby. It's a hungry dog goes rootin' through garbage."
kbronsito: minoridiot: So she has been with him since she was 26 and he was 50?Hemingway banged younger women, right?
CapeFearCadaver: Good lord she's dumb.
2wolves: Everyone wants to be an author, no one wants to be a writer.
minoridiot: So she has been with him since she was 26 and he was 50?
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