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(SeattlePI)   Go Greyhound, and leave the driving to AHHH GET HIM OFF ME   (seattlepi.com) divider line 13
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2014-01-23 10:30:37 AM  
At least he didn't lose his head.
 
2014-01-23 11:32:04 AM  
Maquel Donyel, what the hell?
 
2014-01-23 11:35:38 AM  
The Take-Away: Contrary to your initial notion, don't do hallucinogenic drugs while on a greyhound bus.
 
2014-01-23 11:38:59 AM  
He was driven alright. Driven bat deuce insane by the wheels on the bus going round n round.....
 
2014-01-23 12:07:25 PM  
More like 'Nopehound'.
 
2014-01-23 12:10:53 PM  
I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari 
Tehachapi to Tonapah 
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made 
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed 
And if you give me: weed, whites, and wine 
And you show me a sign 
I'll be willin', to be movin'


Link
 
2014-01-23 12:14:41 PM  

Walker: At least he didn't lose his head.


And we're done here.
 
2014-01-23 12:32:29 PM  
I have a FB friend who's a 911 dispatcher in the Phoenix area. Yesterday her status was "I'd like to order a side of batshiat crazy with my regular order of crazy". Most of us wondered why; maybe this was what happened.
 
2014-01-23 12:44:52 PM  
Did Jesus take the wheel?
 
2014-01-23 01:43:05 PM  
Maquel Donyel Morris

Oh, for Christ sake . . .
 
2014-01-23 01:46:35 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari 
Tehachapi to Tonapah 
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made 
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed 
And if you give me: weed, whites, and wine 
And you show me a sign 
I'll be willin', to be movin'


Link


But have you ever been to Harquahala?

Morman Tabernacle Choir (sings):  Harquahala! Harquahala! Harquahala! Harquahalaaaaaaaaa!

He's not the Messiah but I bet a lot of people wanted to crucify him any way.

The passengers descended upon him like the wolf upon the fold,
Their cohorts* were gleaming in purple and gold.


*I think these are gang colors. Used in a sentence:  "Show 'em your cohorts, my brothas by different mothas!"
 
2014-01-23 04:21:33 PM  
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KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it."
GEORGE: Holy cow!
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " <Kramer throws two quick punches and a massive uppercut> - knocked him out cold!
GEORGE: How could you do that?!
KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.
GEORGE: You're Batman.
KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.
JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?
KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!
 
2014-01-23 09:49:58 PM  

Phineas: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x355]
KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it."
GEORGE: Holy cow!
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " <Kramer throws two quick punches and a massive uppercut> - knocked him out cold!
GEORGE: How could you do that?!
KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.
GEORGE: You're Batman.
KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.
JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?
KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!


You win.
 
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