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(USA Today)   Put the knife down, Dexter. No, it's not time yet. You have to wait. Just....wait   (usatoday.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Justin Bieber, Miami, stabs, miami area  
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11433 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Jan 2014 at 10:26 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-23 11:37:06 AM  
10 votes:

d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

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She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.


i40.tinypic.com
2014-01-23 02:47:31 PM  
8 votes:
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2014-01-23 11:23:50 AM  
8 votes:
i42.tinypic.comi44.tinypic.com
Who wore it better?
2014-01-23 09:45:59 AM  
7 votes:
209.160.28.41
2014-01-23 09:12:28 AM  
7 votes:
DEE-DEE, GET OUT OF MY LA-BOR-A-TORY!
2014-01-23 11:13:46 AM  
5 votes:

abhorrent1: Mugshot

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She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.
2014-01-23 01:14:12 PM  
3 votes:
scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-01-23 12:58:48 PM  
3 votes:

mistrmind: Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?


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2014-01-23 12:56:58 PM  
3 votes:
Can somebody please set him up with a Porsche GT ?
2014-01-23 10:31:32 AM  
3 votes:
ladies and gentlemen...we got him.
2014-01-23 10:28:13 AM  
3 votes:

devildog123: The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.


Hey, he's just suffering from affluenza.
2014-01-23 09:49:41 AM  
3 votes:
memeshare.net
2014-01-23 11:52:02 AM  
2 votes:
Someone just posted this on a Ricky Gervais  comment on facebook with the caption: "Justin Bieber being arrested"

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2014-01-23 11:25:14 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

"My brain is broken."
2014-01-23 11:17:46 AM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Mugshot

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Nice rack Marcy! I guess chicken breasts aren't on the jailhouse menu!
2014-01-23 10:31:46 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-23 06:12:23 PM  
1 vote:

d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

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She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.


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It's another Hannah Montana scam! YOU NEVER SEE THEM TOGETHER!

/Teach the controversy
2014-01-23 04:24:42 PM  
1 vote:
If only I didn't post this in another thread a few minutes ago...

www.piccer.nl
/Fits with his "style"
2014-01-23 01:14:36 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mistrmind: Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?

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i clicked funny so hard the lmb is borked.

RoxtarRyan: Markoff_Cheney: bittorrent may or may not have these episodes up within 60 minutes of airtime...

Trying to be as legal as possible, unfortunately. Thing is, if something is not made available, does it make it ethical to illegally acquire it?


until the companies offer a proper means and method to obtaining their content without the bloated bullshiat package with 90% unwatchable shiat?  yeah, ethos be damned.
just saying, its the easiest method.  hell, i deleted my 7 seasons of always sunny [minus DVD extras, outtakes and the live performance of dayman] when it was added to notflox.
hell, the newer season of walking dead wasnt up till recently.  i was paying for netflix and torrenting season 3 and 4 episodes before they were added.  am i a thief?  probably.
2014-01-23 12:08:46 PM  
1 vote:

nunyadang: After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT


...but apparently not the ability.
2014-01-23 11:37:34 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Mugshot

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That's not Justin Beiber.

It's Miley Cyrus without enough makeup.
2014-01-23 11:14:16 AM  
1 vote:

soupafi: RoxtarRyan: Eh, he'll walk from this with no consequences. They usually do.

I'm not sure about that.
/holding out hope


Pretty white girls always skate.
2014-01-23 11:08:10 AM  
1 vote:

Hector Remarkable: Same thing happened to Mozart.


After he wrecked his Porsche in a drag race, he settled down and started writing some decent music.
2014-01-23 11:01:14 AM  
1 vote:
Well played, subby.
2014-01-23 10:52:20 AM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months

But I heard from other farkers 2 months ago that will be Miley Cyrus


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2014-01-23 10:49:57 AM  
1 vote:
i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal
2014-01-23 10:44:07 AM  
1 vote:
This is his post-hook-shot-i'm-so-badass face

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2014-01-23 10:41:46 AM  
1 vote:
Bullsh*t.  Every time Dexter waits, he gets f*cked over and someone he loves dies.  This time, kill the f*cker immediately.
2014-01-23 10:35:26 AM  
1 vote:
Hope he doesn't get shanked or raped in jail... that'd be horrible... *rolls eyes*
2014-01-23 10:28:34 AM  
1 vote:
Do lots of drugs, Bieber.  All the drugs.  Especially meth and bath salts I hear those are great.
2014-01-23 10:27:24 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months


One can only hope. The idea of having to wait until he joins the 27 club gives me hives.
2014-01-23 09:34:11 AM  
1 vote:
He's Canadian.  Deport him.
2014-01-23 09:18:03 AM  
1 vote:
Did he forget to bring a black guy with him this time?
 
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