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(USA Today)   Put the knife down, Dexter. No, it's not time yet. You have to wait. Just....wait   (usatoday.com) divider line 176
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2014-01-23 02:47:31 PM
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2014-01-23 02:59:10 PM
Wasn't his whole background story that his mom did a lot of drugs and got herself into trouble, then posted videos of her son singing on youtube and he became her meal ticket from the mess she made for herself?  Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

When she was 14 years old, she began experimenting with drugs, including alcohol, marijuana and LSD. She also started shoplifting. When she vandalized school property by starting a fire in a bathroom, she was suspended from school. When she was 15 years old, she began a relationship with Jeremy Bieber, which lasted for four years. She left home when she was 16, supporting herself through petty theft and drug dealing. During this time, she experienced loneliness, depression, and suicidal ideation. When she was 17 years old, she attempted suicide by throwing herself in front of a truck, which led to a stint in a mental ward.  While there, she embraced Christianity.

Apple.  Tree.
 
2014-01-23 03:05:32 PM

SlothB77: Wasn't his whole background story that his mom did a lot of drugs and got herself into trouble, then posted videos of her son singing on youtube and he became her meal ticket from the mess she made for herself?  Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

When she was 14 years old, she began experimenting with drugs, including alcohol, marijuana and LSD. She also started shoplifting. When she vandalized school property by starting a fire in a bathroom, she was suspended from school. When she was 15 years old, she began a relationship with Jeremy Bieber, which lasted for four years. She left home when she was 16, supporting herself through petty theft and drug dealing. During this time, she experienced loneliness, depression, and suicidal ideation. When she was 17 years old, she attempted suicide by throwing herself in front of a truck, which led to a stint in a mental ward.  While there, she embraced Christianity.

Apple.  Tree.


Wolfmother has nothing to do with this conversation..
 
2014-01-23 03:11:44 PM
Every time you get the chance can you please comment to the "news" organization that we would not like to see this content anymore.

Tell them that future stories on this subject will require you, the consumer, to change the channel/not click the link, etc,.

Dear Fark,

Please stop giving the Bieber stories the green light.

Thank you!

PS can we get an AW tag so we'll know what is included behind the clever headline.
 
2014-01-23 03:27:19 PM
anyone comment on the police report with Citizenship = USA?
 
2014-01-23 03:33:02 PM
On a related note, this was the best episode EVER of Between Two Ferns.
 
2014-01-23 03:57:39 PM

PluckYew: Every time you get the chance can you please comment to the "news" organization that we would not like to see this content anymore.

Tell them that future stories on this subject will require you, the consumer, to change the channel/not click the link, etc


that's exactly how it works.

no wait, not at all.

i am sure the news organizations, gossip sites etc publish an unrelenting wave of bieber stories just because they personally like him, not because those stories get them viewers/ subscribers/ clicks.
 
2014-01-23 04:15:21 PM
FTFA:  The officer said Beiber continued to resist "by pulling his right arm away as he stated, 'What the (expletive) are you doing?' " He said Bieber was finally subdued with the help of a second officer.

I would seriously have donated a week's pay to their police department if they'd tazed that little shiat and got it on video.
 
2014-01-23 04:24:42 PM
If only I didn't post this in another thread a few minutes ago...

www.piccer.nl
/Fits with his "style"
 
2014-01-23 04:27:19 PM

Keeve: ...drag racing...
Bieber was in a rented yellow Lamborghini...
The star was traveling approximately 55 to 60 miles per hour...

55 in a Lamborghini. Yeah, he's a bad-ass alright.


He got chased down driving a Ferrari by a guy in a Prius.
He ain't exactly Steve McQueen.
 
2014-01-23 04:33:32 PM

RoxtarRyan: Markoff_Cheney: bittorrent may or may not have these episodes up within 60 minutes of airtime...

Trying to be as legal as possible, unfortunately. Thing is, if something is not made available, does it make it ethical to illegally acquire it?


Maybe. But this isn't the case. You want legal, up to date HBO? fark you, pay me. For the whole farking cable package that you don't want.
 
2014-01-23 04:35:44 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.


His mom should do housewife porn. Then we could all laugh at him and say we jerked off to her.
 
2014-01-23 04:53:10 PM

alitaki: wasn't a fan of the Fast & Furious movies, but I'd be more than OK with trading Paul Walker for Justin Bieber.


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2014-01-23 05:12:19 PM

katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.


Send him to Sweden, then!

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2014-01-23 06:12:23 PM

d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

[pbs.twimg.com image 488x610]

She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.


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It's another Hannah Montana scam! YOU NEVER SEE THEM TOGETHER!

/Teach the controversy
 
2014-01-23 07:07:48 PM

iron_city_ap: dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.

He can pay a fee and recieve some sort of a pardon, and be allowed in. I'm sure its not exactly cheap.


Maybe not, but he sure is.  He loses business he really needs.
 
2014-01-23 08:01:57 PM

dionysusaur: iron_city_ap: dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.

He can pay a fee and recieve some sort of a pardon, and be allowed in. I'm sure its not exactly cheap.

Maybe not, but he sure is.  He loses business he really needs.


Someone replied to me earlier and said it was $600 Canadian. Might be something for him to look into
 
2014-01-23 08:49:28 PM
money is good, very good
 
2014-01-23 09:05:03 PM
His cellmates will be beliebers after they experience his pooper.
 
2014-01-23 09:56:46 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1059]

His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.


http://www.nowherebutupbook.com/
she wrote a book...about parenting...PARENTING.
 
2014-01-23 10:04:38 PM

eagles95: katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.

You delivered Celine Dion and Bryan Adams to our country. you farking owe us!


Yes, but we have the lesser Baldwin bothers up here wandering around making shiatty movies.
 
2014-01-23 10:29:09 PM
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2014-01-23 10:50:20 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: What kind of drunk pussy drives a Lambo at 60 MPH and thinks it's drag racing? He's not even out of second gear at that point!

This upset me more than anything. He thinks he's hardcore or a badboy, yet only drives a Lamborghini 50-60 MPH? No, that's not even being safe, that's just being a flat out pussy.


He was stoned, too.  It probably felt like he was doing 400 MPH.  Also, it was on a surface street.
 
2014-01-24 12:33:12 AM

SubBass49: [i.kinja-img.com image 320x480]


That's freaky. Just a slight difference in one ear.....
 
2014-01-24 01:42:53 AM

KellyX: Hope he doesn't get shanked or raped in jail... that'd be horrible... *rolls eyes*

Rich people don't get shanked, raped, or even rude comments made at them in jail. A large man on their first day of incarceration will approach them and offer a choice of protection services which may be paid for by regular deposits into an account on the outside. This being done, anyone who even makes a rude remark about his butt let alone actually touching it will find themselves short of several teeth if not actually requiring repairs to their jaw.
 
2014-01-24 03:43:20 PM

Dwight_Yeast: He was stoned, too. It probably felt like he was doing 400 MPH. Also, it was on a surface street.


Woah. Underground racing has a whole new meaning now. Woah.
 
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