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(USA Today)   Put the knife down, Dexter. No, it's not time yet. You have to wait. Just....wait   (usatoday.com ) divider line
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2014-01-23 11:52:02 AM  
Someone just posted this on a Ricky Gervais  comment on facebook with the caption: "Justin Bieber being arrested"

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2014-01-23 11:52:37 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

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She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.

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I was wrong.
 
2014-01-23 12:00:02 PM  

d23: Someone just posted this on a Ricky Gervais  comment on facebook with the caption: "Justin Bieber being arrested"

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He clearly looks drunk.
 
2014-01-23 12:02:07 PM  

d23: Someone just posted this on a Ricky Gervais  comment on facebook with the caption: "Justin Bieber being arrested"

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t-lay.com?
 
2014-01-23 12:02:08 PM  
Its not news, its CNN.com

i31.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 12:04:08 PM  
Justin is acting more like a country singer every day
 
2014-01-23 12:04:20 PM  

Molavian: Bullsh*t.  Every time Dexter waits, he gets f*cked over and someone he loves dies.  This time, kill the f*cker immediately.


In this case it might be a mercy kill. Or at least have someone fake the kid's death and stick him on an island in the middle of nowhere.
 
2014-01-23 12:08:14 PM  
TOT MOM!!
 
2014-01-23 12:08:46 PM  

nunyadang: After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT


...but apparently not the ability.
 
2014-01-23 12:09:15 PM  

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.



Ladies and Gentlemen, your next mayor of Toronto!
 
2014-01-23 12:11:23 PM  
I wonder if the arrest went down a little like this.....

www.cafespa.com

Sadly - the little Prick will get the Lohan -brand of justice.
 
2014-01-23 12:13:56 PM  

CoolHandLucas: Its not news, its CNN.com

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I have the CNN Android app and I keep get Justin Bieber alerts in my status bar.

Justin Bieber is never a breaking news item. None.  I got off the CNN mailing list when they sent three "Breaking News" items during the election that were nothing but the results of polls.

I am about ready to join the "remove cable from my house" bandwagon.  These cable networks and network news shows are aimed at an audience with 2nd grade intelligence.  I've had enough...
 
2014-01-23 12:19:10 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1059]

His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.


I'd split her open.
 
2014-01-23 12:21:27 PM  
Here's the official page at the Correctional facility he's at: LINK
 
2014-01-23 12:22:20 PM  

mistrmind: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1059]

His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.

I'd split her open.


Butterface/Visage de beure

/and I learned today that the Biebs' middle name is Drew
 
2014-01-23 12:22:30 PM  

Anayalator: Everyone is missing the point. He is getting street cred for his revival as a hard core rapper.


The only "street cred" the little douchebag has comes from Sesame Street.
 
2014-01-23 12:23:16 PM  

dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.


He can pay a fee and recieve some sort of a pardon, and be allowed in. I'm sure its not exactly cheap.
 
2014-01-23 12:23:36 PM  
So I don't think I've heard a single person say anything positive about him or his music in years, but I'm guessing he probably made 100 million dollars anyway.
 
2014-01-23 12:27:03 PM  
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2014-01-23 12:31:02 PM  

d23: I am about ready to join the "remove cable from my house" bandwagon. These cable networks and network news shows are aimed at an audience with 2nd grade intelligence. I've had enough...


I came to the conclusion a while back that I'm paying an extra $60/month for expanded HD cable with HBO for 2 shows I'm up to date on (Game of Thrones and Walking Dead). Killed it at that point. What sucks is that Netflix and Hulu don't fill the gap of shows that I trying to catch up on... A few shows on FX aren't fully stream-able (Archer only has 3 seasons on Netflix/0 on Hulu, and Always Sunny isn't too bad, having 8 seasons on Netflix). I'm trying to be legal in how I watch TV, but there aren't enough venues (or the cable networks are shiatty at having a good contract with a streaming provider). Paying nearly $800/year for a handful of shows is NOT worth it.
 
2014-01-23 12:37:38 PM  
Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?
 
2014-01-23 12:39:46 PM  
DUI, drugs, being Bieber?  Deport him.  My best friend's wife was deported and not allowed back into the U.S. because the moron handling her residency had a chip on her shoulder.
 
2014-01-23 12:42:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months


I disagree.  I think he will be a modern day Leif Garrett, teen heartthrob from the 70's.  He lost his money when he crippled a friend driving drunk, got a bad heroin habit and then went the reality tv route.
 
2014-01-23 12:45:07 PM  

nunyadang: After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT


Yes, but the kid is a smug little bastard (did you see him smiling in the mug shot picture?) and he thinks he'll scoot along, no harm, no foul, no consequences. Because he probably will, because he's rich and famous.
 
2014-01-23 12:46:25 PM  

shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

 
2014-01-23 12:56:43 PM  

iron_city_ap: dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.

He can pay a fee and recieve some sort of a pardon, and be allowed in. I'm sure its not exactly cheap.


$600.00 CDN
 
2014-01-23 12:56:58 PM  
Can somebody please set him up with a Porsche GT ?
 
2014-01-23 12:58:02 PM  

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


He may be Canadian, but you're the ones who made him famous.  He's your problem now.
 
2014-01-23 12:58:09 PM  

RoxtarRyan: d23: I am about ready to join the "remove cable from my house" bandwagon. These cable networks and network news shows are aimed at an audience with 2nd grade intelligence. I've had enough...

I came to the conclusion a while back that I'm paying an extra $60/month for expanded HD cable with HBO for 2 shows I'm up to date on (Game of Thrones and Walking Dead). Killed it at that point. What sucks is that Netflix and Hulu don't fill the gap of shows that I trying to catch up on... A few shows on FX aren't fully stream-able (Archer only has 3 seasons on Netflix/0 on Hulu, and Always Sunny isn't too bad, having 8 seasons on Netflix). I'm trying to be legal in how I watch TV, but there aren't enough venues (or the cable networks are shiatty at having a good contract with a streaming provider). Paying nearly $800/year for a handful of shows is NOT worth it.


well, you have the internet...
bittorrent may or may not have these episodes up within 60 minutes of airtime...
just saying, although i did date a girl awhile ago that gave me her HBOgo password which still works THANK farkING GOD.
also, DVDscr season was very good for the picture of the year nominees.
 
2014-01-23 12:58:15 PM  

WalMartian: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


Aww hell no. You try and put him back here and shiats gonna get uggg-lee.
 
2014-01-23 12:58:48 PM  

mistrmind: Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?


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2014-01-23 01:00:37 PM  

abhorrent1: Mugshot

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"

he sure has a purty mouth"
 
2014-01-23 01:00:49 PM  

Meez: Can somebody please set him up with a Porsche GT ?


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you sneaky shiat.
 
2014-01-23 01:04:05 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: bittorrent may or may not have these episodes up within 60 minutes of airtime...


Trying to be as legal as possible, unfortunately. Thing is, if something is not made available, does it make it ethical to illegally acquire it?
 
2014-01-23 01:09:48 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mistrmind: Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?

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Oh! You!
 
2014-01-23 01:14:12 PM  
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2014-01-23 01:14:36 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mistrmind: Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?

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i clicked funny so hard the lmb is borked.

RoxtarRyan: Markoff_Cheney: bittorrent may or may not have these episodes up within 60 minutes of airtime...

Trying to be as legal as possible, unfortunately. Thing is, if something is not made available, does it make it ethical to illegally acquire it?


until the companies offer a proper means and method to obtaining their content without the bloated bullshiat package with 90% unwatchable shiat?  yeah, ethos be damned.
just saying, its the easiest method.  hell, i deleted my 7 seasons of always sunny [minus DVD extras, outtakes and the live performance of dayman] when it was added to notflox.
hell, the newer season of walking dead wasnt up till recently.  i was paying for netflix and torrenting season 3 and 4 episodes before they were added.  am i a thief?  probably.
 
2014-01-23 01:30:12 PM  
I'm sick of this guy.
 
2014-01-23 01:34:51 PM  

devildog123: AgentPothead: devildog123: The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.

No shiat sherlock. Welcome to class warfare. Maybe when somebody has the balls to do something about it something will change. Until then enjoy laws for you and laws for them.

The only thing people like you screaming about class warfare want is to be the one on top, getting to grind those nasty rich folks faces into the mud.  It's why when you look at most socialist and communist countries, the only thing that really changed for the average "little person" was who is living in the big mansions, making the rules.  I'd be more impressed with the rhetoric if it wasn't being spouted by a bunch of hypocrites.


Actually, the only thing I want is a decent and fair society. That's pretty much an impossibility, so I'll take eating the rich.
 
2014-01-23 01:38:32 PM  
If you honestly think he'll do any real time other than Country Club Rehab, then I've got some oceanfront property in North Dakota to sell you, cheap.
 
2014-01-23 01:55:57 PM  
There are reports that his dad was with him at the time of his arrest. Somehow, I don't think that "Son, I don't think you should do this" was part of any conversation that evening.
 
2014-01-23 02:01:47 PM  

MooseOnTheLoose: There are reports that his dad was with him at the time of his arrest. Somehow, I don't think that "Son, I don't think you should do this" was part of any conversation that evening.


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This was his passenger. I'm guessing that's not his father.
 
2014-01-23 02:05:13 PM  
What kind of drunk pussy drives a Lambo at 60 MPH and thinks it's drag racing? He's not even out of second gear at that point!

This upset me more than anything. He thinks he's hardcore or a badboy, yet only drives a Lamborghini 50-60 MPH? No, that's not even being safe, that's just being a flat out pussy.
 
2014-01-23 02:05:39 PM  
You have to wait. Just....wait

I know the feeling. It's a game of give and take
 
2014-01-23 02:12:05 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MooseOnTheLoose: There are reports that his dad was with him at the time of his arrest. Somehow, I don't think that "Son, I don't think you should do this" was part of any conversation that evening.

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This was his passenger. I'm guessing that's not his father.


Apparently his dad was in a SUV helping to block traffic from the street.
That's some fine parenting Lou.
 
2014-01-23 02:17:39 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MooseOnTheLoose: There are reports that his dad was with him at the time of his arrest. Somehow, I don't think that "Son, I don't think you should do this" was part of any conversation that evening.

[img.fark.net image 515x609]

This was his passenger. I'm guessing that's not his father.


Yet another thing I would be doing (well attempting to do) if I was 19 years old and wealthy.
 
2014-01-23 02:22:04 PM  

KellyX: Hope he doesn't get shanked or raped in jail... that'd be horrible... *rolls eyes*


FTA: He is an inmate at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center. He appeared before a judge for a bond hearing and bail was set at $2,500. His red prison garb meant he was being held in isolation, according to CNN.

Too bad.
 
2014-01-23 02:23:47 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2014-01-23 02:46:29 PM  

devilEther: This is his post-hook-shot-i'm-so-badass face

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Really? It looks like his "BUT MOOOOOM I WANTED XBOX NOT PLAYSTATION" face.
 
2014-01-23 02:47:19 PM  

Lord Farkwad: KellyX: Hope he doesn't get shanked or raped in jail... that'd be horrible... *rolls eyes*

FTA: He is an inmate at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center. He appeared before a judge for a bond hearing and bail was set at $2,500. His red prison garb meant he was being held in isolation, according to CNN.

Too bad.


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