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2014-01-23 10:53:00 AM
Dear PM Harper,

     I know that you and I don't see eye to eye on...  well... pretty much anything in the Conservative agenda, however, I think we can agree that the Bieber is a waste of skin and his existence is detrimental to society... both aesthetically and from his criminal exploits.

     Therefore, I humbly suggest we take a "Guantanamo Bay" approach to this issue.  If the US tries to deport this so-called "Bieber" we should not accept him, leaving him in a similar legal limbo to some of the Gitmo prisoners.  The US record companies created this problem, it should be up to US to solve them.

Mercutio74

PS Good luck in 2015.  I hope you lose mightily.
 
2014-01-23 10:54:11 AM
I'm thinking it is too late for him. It's a good thing he didnt get into an accident, that is a nice looking car, it could have been totaled.
 
2014-01-23 10:54:49 AM

Egoy3k: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.


im not so much talknig about that. there was an interview with him in the guardian a while back where he came over totally farked up. really deluded, no sense of consequences of actions, even a bit megalomaniac. not just a normal dickhead teen
 
2014-01-23 10:55:48 AM

Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal


All the money does is allow him to be the little prick he really is, without any consequence.
 
2014-01-23 10:57:12 AM
...drag racing...
Bieber was in a rented yellow Lamborghini...
The star was traveling approximately 55 to 60 miles per hour...


55 in a Lamborghini. Yeah, he's a bad-ass alright.
 
2014-01-23 10:57:29 AM

Egoy3k: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.


This is a very fair point.  It's not really "out of control" to act like a dumbass 19-year-old with money when you are, in fact, a dumbass 19-year-old with money.  Lohan lost her shiat, but this isn't really anywhere beyond what you might expext to see from a frat boy.
 
2014-01-23 10:57:36 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

All the money does is allow him to be the little prick he really is, without any consequence.


yeah but why is he such a little prick. people don't decide to be a little prick, they're that way because of the influences (or lack of them) on them in their formative years

it sounds like he has no decent role models
 
2014-01-23 10:58:19 AM

Lady J: Egoy3k: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.

im not so much talknig about that. there was an interview with him in the guardian a while back where he came over totally farked up. really deluded, no sense of consequences of actions, even a bit megalomaniac. not just a normal dickhead teen


OK fair enough. I'm not trying to be 'that guy' but I don't have cable so I know absolutely nothing about Bieber other than;

his music sucks
he's been in trouble lately
 
2014-01-23 10:59:36 AM

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


We don't want him back.
 
2014-01-23 11:01:14 AM

katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.


Too bad.  You tried to push him off on us, well guess what, that's over now.
 
2014-01-23 11:01:14 AM
Well played, subby.
 
2014-01-23 11:01:19 AM

Lady J: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

All the money does is allow him to be the little prick he really is, without any consequence.

yeah but why is he such a little prick. people don't decide to be a little prick, they're that way because of the influences (or lack of them) on them in their formative years

it sounds like he has no decent role models


It sounds like he needs to suffer some farking consequences for his actions.  The same kinds you or I would suffer if we pulled this same shiat.
 
2014-01-23 11:02:26 AM
Same thing happened to Mozart.
 
2014-01-23 11:02:40 AM

devildog123: The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.


No shiat sherlock. Welcome to class warfare. Maybe when somebody has the balls to do something about it something will change. Until then enjoy laws for you and laws for them.
 
2014-01-23 11:02:50 AM

katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.


Yep.  He's your problem now.
 
2014-01-23 11:03:27 AM

Egoy3k: Lady J: Egoy3k: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.

im not so much talknig about that. there was an interview with him in the guardian a while back where he came over totally farked up. really deluded, no sense of consequences of actions, even a bit megalomaniac. not just a normal dickhead teen

OK fair enough. I'm not trying to be 'that guy' but I don't have cable so I know absolutely nothing about Bieber other than;

his music sucks
he's been in trouble lately


this much is true
 
2014-01-23 11:06:54 AM
wasn't a fan of the Fast & Furious movies, but I'd be more than OK with trading Paul Walker for Justin Bieber.
 
2014-01-23 11:07:13 AM
So the next time he's in Germany, Australia or Brazil, we just pull his green card and visa and he can't come back in.
 
2014-01-23 11:08:10 AM

Hector Remarkable: Same thing happened to Mozart.


After he wrecked his Porsche in a drag race, he settled down and started writing some decent music.
 
2014-01-23 11:09:20 AM

Lady J: it sounds like he has no decent role models


Back when I could say "What's a Bieber" and actually mean it, I happened upon a cable show about him. Don't know why I stopped. I think it was something along the lines of just wondering who this little prick of a kid was. He was riding in a limo with his mom and some other guy. Beiber's mom was trying to get him to do his homework and Beiber was being an absolute prick to her saying he wasn't going to, and what was she going to do about it.

She gave out a really stupid grin and then moved on to something different. Which he was also a prick about.

So, yeah. He never got the smack upside the head that he needed when he needed it. He's farked.
 
2014-01-23 11:09:35 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months


I figure he's got two years left, then he either

A) OD's and/or chokes on his own vomit,

B) Fades into obscurity Vanlla Ice style, or

C) He'll be the 2025 version of the Marky Mark --> Mark Wahlberg transformation.
 
2014-01-23 11:13:01 AM
Mugshot

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2014-01-23 11:13:46 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot

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She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.
 
2014-01-23 11:13:58 AM
Just saw his mugshot on TV. Still looks like a female, and looks like he was either crying or still high as hell (or both).

Count me as another vote for deportation.
 
2014-01-23 11:14:16 AM

soupafi: RoxtarRyan: Eh, he'll walk from this with no consequences. They usually do.

I'm not sure about that.
/holding out hope


Pretty white girls always skate.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 11:14:31 AM

alitaki: wasn't a fan of the Fast & Furious movies, but I'd be more than OK with trading Paul Walker for Justin Bieber.


Triple Trade so we get a japanese idol.
 
2014-01-23 11:15:22 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot


He looks entirely too cheerful to be in the drunk tank.
 
2014-01-23 11:15:51 AM

DirkTheDaring: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months

I figure he's got two years left, then he either

A) OD's and/or chokes on his own vomit,

B) Fades into obscurity Vanlla Ice style, or

C) He'll be the 2025 version of the Marky Mark --> Mark Wahlberg transformation.


he seems too much of a big girl to try any real drugs.
 
2014-01-23 11:16:39 AM

Keeve: ...drag racing...
Bieber was in a rented yellow Lamborghini...
The star was traveling approximately 55 to 60 miles per hour...

55 in a Lamborghini. Yeah, he's a bad-ass alright.


So, he never got out of first gear?
 
2014-01-23 11:17:46 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot

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Nice rack Marcy! I guess chicken breasts aren't on the jailhouse menu!
 
2014-01-23 11:18:13 AM

John Stamos: katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.

Yep.  He's your problem now.


One word,

"Nickelback"

/you SERIOUSLY owe us for that shiatstain.
 
2014-01-23 11:18:35 AM

dinch: Lady J: it sounds like he has no decent role models

Back when I could say "What's a Bieber" and actually mean it, I happened upon a cable show about him. Don't know why I stopped. I think it was something along the lines of just wondering who this little prick of a kid was. He was riding in a limo with his mom and some other guy. Beiber's mom was trying to get him to do his homework and Beiber was being an absolute prick to her saying he wasn't going to, and what was she going to do about it.

She gave out a really stupid grin and then moved on to something different. Which he was also a prick about.

So, yeah. He never got the smack upside the head that he needed when he needed it. He's farked.


the fact that he was being filmed, being a kid, being asked to do his homework. he stood no chance
 
2014-01-23 11:18:54 AM
Everyone is missing the point. He is getting street cred for his revival as a hard core rapper.
 
2014-01-23 11:23:50 AM
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Who wore it better?
 
2014-01-23 11:24:17 AM

Mercutio74: Dear PM Harper,

     I know that you and I don't see eye to eye on...  well... pretty much anything in the Conservative agenda, however, I think we can agree that the Bieber is a waste of skin and his existence is detrimental to society... both aesthetically and from his criminal exploits.

     Therefore, I humbly suggest we take a "Guantanamo Bay" approach to this issue.  If the US tries to deport this so-called "Bieber" we should not accept him, leaving him in a similar legal limbo to some of the Gitmo prisoners.  The US record companies created this problem, it should be up to US to solve them.

Mercutio74

PS Good luck in 2015.  I hope you lose mightily.


You could exile him to the Queen Charlotte islands. It might just work.

Anayalator: Everyone is missing the point. He is getting street cred for his revival as a hard core rapper.


Oh dear god if that is the case lets hope for a prison murder. Or to damage his cred, send him to a juvie female prison.
 
2014-01-23 11:24:27 AM

AgentPothead: devildog123: The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.

No shiat sherlock. Welcome to class warfare. Maybe when somebody has the balls to do something about it something will change. Until then enjoy laws for you and laws for them.


The only thing people like you screaming about class warfare want is to be the one on top, getting to grind those nasty rich folks faces into the mud.  It's why when you look at most socialist and communist countries, the only thing that really changed for the average "little person" was who is living in the big mansions, making the rules.  I'd be more impressed with the rhetoric if it wasn't being spouted by a bunch of hypocrites.
 
2014-01-23 11:25:14 AM
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"My brain is broken."
 
2014-01-23 11:26:24 AM
This is just not going to end well.  Sad.
 
2014-01-23 11:27:14 AM

groppet: Or to damage his cred, send him to a juvie female prison.


Have you forgotten that's his core fanbase?  Not much of a punishment.  Although, if we keep Chris Hansen on hand...
 
2014-01-23 11:27:46 AM
Given his record, what kind an idiot would rent Bieber a Lambo and his buddy a Ferrari?
 
2014-01-23 11:29:24 AM

dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.



DUI is a much more serious crime in Canada than in the U.S and they just keep cracking down on it we are almost at the point where we will be launching people into the sun for failing a field sobriety test or having a 6 pack in the trunk.
 
2014-01-23 11:29:29 AM

oryx: Given his record, what kind an idiot would rent Bieber a Lambo and his buddy a Ferrari?


Somebody who made him take full coverage on both vehicles?
 
2014-01-23 11:32:05 AM
Gotta get Bieber and Prince into a Saturday Night Smackdown.
 
2014-01-23 11:36:45 AM

Lady J: DirkTheDaring: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months

I figure he's got two years left, then he either

A) OD's and/or chokes on his own vomit,

B) Fades into obscurity Vanlla Ice style, or

C) He'll be the 2025 version of the Marky Mark --> Mark Wahlberg transformation.

he seems too much of a big girl to try any real drugs.


He's apparently a big fan of the sizzurp, so we can always hope for seizures and respiratory failure
 
2014-01-23 11:37:06 AM

d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

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She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.


i40.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-23 11:37:34 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot

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That's not Justin Beiber.

It's Miley Cyrus without enough makeup.
 
2014-01-23 11:37:58 AM

katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.


You delivered Celine Dion and Bryan Adams to our country. you farking owe us!
 
2014-01-23 11:41:51 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

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She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.

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You magnificent bastard!
 
2014-01-23 11:48:12 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot

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he really is eminently smackable, isnt he
 
2014-01-23 11:50:08 AM

JusticeandIndependence: ristst: [i1168.photobucket.com image 529x269]

Well you can tell everybody I'm the man


Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that farkin' finger up your ass.

fark this kid, watching his self immolation has been sadly hilarious.
 
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