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(USA Today)   Put the knife down, Dexter. No, it's not time yet. You have to wait. Just....wait   (usatoday.com) divider line 176
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2014-01-23 09:12:28 AM
DEE-DEE, GET OUT OF MY LA-BOR-A-TORY!
 
2014-01-23 09:18:03 AM
Did he forget to bring a black guy with him this time?
 
2014-01-23 09:25:55 AM
Around here, get a DUI as a minor and you lose your license for a LONG time.
 
2014-01-23 09:27:06 AM

BizarreMan: Around here, get a DUI as a minor an underage driver and you lose your license for a LONG time.

 
2014-01-23 09:28:44 AM
The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.
 
2014-01-23 09:34:11 AM
He's Canadian.  Deport him.
 
2014-01-23 09:41:30 AM

gnosis301: DEE-DEE, GET OUT OF MY LA-BOR-A-TORY!


Wrong Dex.
 
2014-01-23 09:45:59 AM
209.160.28.41
 
2014-01-23 09:49:41 AM
memeshare.net
 
2014-01-23 09:57:54 AM
lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.
 
2014-01-23 10:22:16 AM
Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months
 
2014-01-23 10:23:15 AM
What a little coont.
 
2014-01-23 10:27:24 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months


One can only hope. The idea of having to wait until he joins the 27 club gives me hives.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:27:41 AM
asshole.  really.. remove him from the national news.
 
2014-01-23 10:28:13 AM

devildog123: The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.


Hey, he's just suffering from affluenza.
 
2014-01-23 10:28:34 AM
Do lots of drugs, Bieber.  All the drugs.  Especially meth and bath salts I hear those are great.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:28:49 AM

shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

 
2014-01-23 10:28:52 AM
After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
 
2014-01-23 10:29:29 AM
Subby...you need a life. He's a celeb. How the f*ck does this impact your life?

People act weird around celebs. More news at 11:00
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:30:52 AM

nunyadang: After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT


d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

 
2014-01-23 10:31:19 AM

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


Please don't.
 
2014-01-23 10:31:31 AM
i1168.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 10:31:32 AM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:31:41 AM

nunyadang: After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT


and please, don't sing.
 
2014-01-23 10:31:46 AM
cdn.frontpagemag.com
 
2014-01-23 10:33:37 AM
Eh, he'll walk from this with no consequences. They usually do.
 
2014-01-23 10:34:44 AM
And when they searched his house in relation to egging his neighbors house, they found drugs, so the cops are going to pay a visit again with another warrent for drugs.

/he's farked
 
2014-01-23 10:35:21 AM

RoxtarRyan: Eh, he'll walk from this with no consequences. They usually do.


I'm not sure about that.
/holding out hope
 
2014-01-23 10:35:26 AM
Hope he doesn't get shanked or raped in jail... that'd be horrible... *rolls eyes*
 
2014-01-23 10:36:37 AM

ristst: [i1168.photobucket.com image 529x269]


Well you can tell everybody I'm the man
 
2014-01-23 10:37:03 AM
PLEASE convict him of a drug crime or two. Even if he gets a short (or no) sentence, USCIS can deport his azz.

http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/grounds-deportability-when-le ga l-us-residents-can-be-removed.html
 
2014-01-23 10:37:07 AM
PMITA prison.
 
2014-01-23 10:38:20 AM

d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 10:38:38 AM

Huntceet: PMITA prison.


It's the perfect timing to bring that Fark Meme back into common use.
 
2014-01-23 10:39:24 AM
Where are Crockett and Tubbs when we need them?
 
2014-01-23 10:40:26 AM

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


Request denied! You keep him.
 
2014-01-23 10:40:40 AM
But we he like Baby, baby, baby?
 
2014-01-23 10:41:46 AM
Bullsh*t.  Every time Dexter waits, he gets f*cked over and someone he loves dies.  This time, kill the f*cker immediately.
 
2014-01-23 10:43:00 AM
Since DUI is a felony in Canada, hopefully Canada finds a way to consider him a felon henceforth...
 
2014-01-23 10:43:04 AM
bad-boy pop star??

Really?! I thought most people viewed him as a "bad boy" in the same way a little kid wearing his dad's clothes is an adult.
 
2014-01-23 10:44:07 AM
This is his post-hook-shot-i'm-so-badass face

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-23 10:44:43 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months


But I heard from other farkers 2 months ago that will be Miley Cyrus
 
2014-01-23 10:45:22 AM

shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

 
2014-01-23 10:45:48 AM

ArcadianRefugee: bad-boy pop star??

Really?! I thought most people viewed him as a "bad boy" in the same way a little kid wearing his dad's clothes is an adult.


That's why he's acting out, if he goes to jail and comes out all hard he can maybe add a couple of years to his pathetic career.
 
2014-01-23 10:47:22 AM
Can't this kid catch a stray bullet or something? Get out of the farking news.

I'd be ok with some lead poisoning for his "fans," too.
 
2014-01-23 10:47:59 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months

But I heard from other farkers 2 months ago that will be Miley Cyrus


She seems stable next to him. At least she stays in and just smokes weed and drops molly.
 
2014-01-23 10:49:03 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.
 
2014-01-23 10:49:57 AM
i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal
 
2014-01-23 10:52:09 AM

Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal


What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.
 
2014-01-23 10:52:20 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months

But I heard from other farkers 2 months ago that will be Miley Cyrus


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2014-01-23 10:53:00 AM
Dear PM Harper,

     I know that you and I don't see eye to eye on...  well... pretty much anything in the Conservative agenda, however, I think we can agree that the Bieber is a waste of skin and his existence is detrimental to society... both aesthetically and from his criminal exploits.

     Therefore, I humbly suggest we take a "Guantanamo Bay" approach to this issue.  If the US tries to deport this so-called "Bieber" we should not accept him, leaving him in a similar legal limbo to some of the Gitmo prisoners.  The US record companies created this problem, it should be up to US to solve them.

Mercutio74

PS Good luck in 2015.  I hope you lose mightily.
 
2014-01-23 10:54:11 AM
I'm thinking it is too late for him. It's a good thing he didnt get into an accident, that is a nice looking car, it could have been totaled.
 
2014-01-23 10:54:49 AM

Egoy3k: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.


im not so much talknig about that. there was an interview with him in the guardian a while back where he came over totally farked up. really deluded, no sense of consequences of actions, even a bit megalomaniac. not just a normal dickhead teen
 
2014-01-23 10:55:48 AM

Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal


All the money does is allow him to be the little prick he really is, without any consequence.
 
2014-01-23 10:57:12 AM
...drag racing...
Bieber was in a rented yellow Lamborghini...
The star was traveling approximately 55 to 60 miles per hour...


55 in a Lamborghini. Yeah, he's a bad-ass alright.
 
2014-01-23 10:57:29 AM

Egoy3k: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.


This is a very fair point.  It's not really "out of control" to act like a dumbass 19-year-old with money when you are, in fact, a dumbass 19-year-old with money.  Lohan lost her shiat, but this isn't really anywhere beyond what you might expext to see from a frat boy.
 
2014-01-23 10:57:36 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

All the money does is allow him to be the little prick he really is, without any consequence.


yeah but why is he such a little prick. people don't decide to be a little prick, they're that way because of the influences (or lack of them) on them in their formative years

it sounds like he has no decent role models
 
2014-01-23 10:58:19 AM

Lady J: Egoy3k: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.

im not so much talknig about that. there was an interview with him in the guardian a while back where he came over totally farked up. really deluded, no sense of consequences of actions, even a bit megalomaniac. not just a normal dickhead teen


OK fair enough. I'm not trying to be 'that guy' but I don't have cable so I know absolutely nothing about Bieber other than;

his music sucks
he's been in trouble lately
 
2014-01-23 10:59:36 AM

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


We don't want him back.
 
2014-01-23 11:01:14 AM

katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.


Too bad.  You tried to push him off on us, well guess what, that's over now.
 
2014-01-23 11:01:14 AM
Well played, subby.
 
2014-01-23 11:01:19 AM

Lady J: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

All the money does is allow him to be the little prick he really is, without any consequence.

yeah but why is he such a little prick. people don't decide to be a little prick, they're that way because of the influences (or lack of them) on them in their formative years

it sounds like he has no decent role models


It sounds like he needs to suffer some farking consequences for his actions.  The same kinds you or I would suffer if we pulled this same shiat.
 
2014-01-23 11:02:26 AM
Same thing happened to Mozart.
 
2014-01-23 11:02:40 AM

devildog123: The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.


No shiat sherlock. Welcome to class warfare. Maybe when somebody has the balls to do something about it something will change. Until then enjoy laws for you and laws for them.
 
2014-01-23 11:02:50 AM

katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.


Yep.  He's your problem now.
 
2014-01-23 11:03:27 AM

Egoy3k: Lady J: Egoy3k: Lady J: i feel a bit sorry for him. if you're surrounded by money and fame and girls doing ANYTHING to be near you and staff doing everything for you and yes men yessing etc etc during your formative years... you've got very little hope of ending up normal

What makes you say that driving a lambo really fast, drinking, and doing drugs are not normal for a 19 year old male?  If I could have afforded to do those things at 19 I would have done them.

im not so much talknig about that. there was an interview with him in the guardian a while back where he came over totally farked up. really deluded, no sense of consequences of actions, even a bit megalomaniac. not just a normal dickhead teen

OK fair enough. I'm not trying to be 'that guy' but I don't have cable so I know absolutely nothing about Bieber other than;

his music sucks
he's been in trouble lately


this much is true
 
2014-01-23 11:06:54 AM
wasn't a fan of the Fast & Furious movies, but I'd be more than OK with trading Paul Walker for Justin Bieber.
 
2014-01-23 11:07:13 AM
So the next time he's in Germany, Australia or Brazil, we just pull his green card and visa and he can't come back in.
 
2014-01-23 11:08:10 AM

Hector Remarkable: Same thing happened to Mozart.


After he wrecked his Porsche in a drag race, he settled down and started writing some decent music.
 
2014-01-23 11:09:20 AM

Lady J: it sounds like he has no decent role models


Back when I could say "What's a Bieber" and actually mean it, I happened upon a cable show about him. Don't know why I stopped. I think it was something along the lines of just wondering who this little prick of a kid was. He was riding in a limo with his mom and some other guy. Beiber's mom was trying to get him to do his homework and Beiber was being an absolute prick to her saying he wasn't going to, and what was she going to do about it.

She gave out a really stupid grin and then moved on to something different. Which he was also a prick about.

So, yeah. He never got the smack upside the head that he needed when he needed it. He's farked.
 
2014-01-23 11:09:35 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months


I figure he's got two years left, then he either

A) OD's and/or chokes on his own vomit,

B) Fades into obscurity Vanlla Ice style, or

C) He'll be the 2025 version of the Marky Mark --> Mark Wahlberg transformation.
 
2014-01-23 11:13:01 AM
Mugshot

pbs.twimg.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 11:13:46 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot

[pbs.twimg.com image 488x610]


She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.
 
2014-01-23 11:13:58 AM
Just saw his mugshot on TV. Still looks like a female, and looks like he was either crying or still high as hell (or both).

Count me as another vote for deportation.
 
2014-01-23 11:14:16 AM

soupafi: RoxtarRyan: Eh, he'll walk from this with no consequences. They usually do.

I'm not sure about that.
/holding out hope


Pretty white girls always skate.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 11:14:31 AM

alitaki: wasn't a fan of the Fast & Furious movies, but I'd be more than OK with trading Paul Walker for Justin Bieber.


Triple Trade so we get a japanese idol.
 
2014-01-23 11:15:22 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot


He looks entirely too cheerful to be in the drunk tank.
 
2014-01-23 11:15:51 AM

DirkTheDaring: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months

I figure he's got two years left, then he either

A) OD's and/or chokes on his own vomit,

B) Fades into obscurity Vanlla Ice style, or

C) He'll be the 2025 version of the Marky Mark --> Mark Wahlberg transformation.


he seems too much of a big girl to try any real drugs.
 
2014-01-23 11:16:39 AM

Keeve: ...drag racing...
Bieber was in a rented yellow Lamborghini...
The star was traveling approximately 55 to 60 miles per hour...

55 in a Lamborghini. Yeah, he's a bad-ass alright.


So, he never got out of first gear?
 
2014-01-23 11:17:46 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot

[pbs.twimg.com image 488x610]


1.bp.blogspot.com

Nice rack Marcy! I guess chicken breasts aren't on the jailhouse menu!
 
2014-01-23 11:18:13 AM

John Stamos: katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.

Yep.  He's your problem now.


One word,

"Nickelback"

/you SERIOUSLY owe us for that shiatstain.
 
2014-01-23 11:18:35 AM

dinch: Lady J: it sounds like he has no decent role models

Back when I could say "What's a Bieber" and actually mean it, I happened upon a cable show about him. Don't know why I stopped. I think it was something along the lines of just wondering who this little prick of a kid was. He was riding in a limo with his mom and some other guy. Beiber's mom was trying to get him to do his homework and Beiber was being an absolute prick to her saying he wasn't going to, and what was she going to do about it.

She gave out a really stupid grin and then moved on to something different. Which he was also a prick about.

So, yeah. He never got the smack upside the head that he needed when he needed it. He's farked.


the fact that he was being filmed, being a kid, being asked to do his homework. he stood no chance
 
2014-01-23 11:18:54 AM
Everyone is missing the point. He is getting street cred for his revival as a hard core rapper.
 
2014-01-23 11:23:50 AM
i42.tinypic.comi44.tinypic.com
Who wore it better?
 
2014-01-23 11:24:17 AM

Mercutio74: Dear PM Harper,

     I know that you and I don't see eye to eye on...  well... pretty much anything in the Conservative agenda, however, I think we can agree that the Bieber is a waste of skin and his existence is detrimental to society... both aesthetically and from his criminal exploits.

     Therefore, I humbly suggest we take a "Guantanamo Bay" approach to this issue.  If the US tries to deport this so-called "Bieber" we should not accept him, leaving him in a similar legal limbo to some of the Gitmo prisoners.  The US record companies created this problem, it should be up to US to solve them.

Mercutio74

PS Good luck in 2015.  I hope you lose mightily.


You could exile him to the Queen Charlotte islands. It might just work.

Anayalator: Everyone is missing the point. He is getting street cred for his revival as a hard core rapper.


Oh dear god if that is the case lets hope for a prison murder. Or to damage his cred, send him to a juvie female prison.
 
2014-01-23 11:24:27 AM

AgentPothead: devildog123: The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.

No shiat sherlock. Welcome to class warfare. Maybe when somebody has the balls to do something about it something will change. Until then enjoy laws for you and laws for them.


The only thing people like you screaming about class warfare want is to be the one on top, getting to grind those nasty rich folks faces into the mud.  It's why when you look at most socialist and communist countries, the only thing that really changed for the average "little person" was who is living in the big mansions, making the rules.  I'd be more impressed with the rhetoric if it wasn't being spouted by a bunch of hypocrites.
 
2014-01-23 11:25:14 AM
img.fark.net

"My brain is broken."
 
2014-01-23 11:26:24 AM
This is just not going to end well.  Sad.
 
2014-01-23 11:27:14 AM

groppet: Or to damage his cred, send him to a juvie female prison.


Have you forgotten that's his core fanbase?  Not much of a punishment.  Although, if we keep Chris Hansen on hand...
 
2014-01-23 11:27:46 AM
Given his record, what kind an idiot would rent Bieber a Lambo and his buddy a Ferrari?
 
2014-01-23 11:29:24 AM

dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.



DUI is a much more serious crime in Canada than in the U.S and they just keep cracking down on it we are almost at the point where we will be launching people into the sun for failing a field sobriety test or having a 6 pack in the trunk.
 
2014-01-23 11:29:29 AM

oryx: Given his record, what kind an idiot would rent Bieber a Lambo and his buddy a Ferrari?


Somebody who made him take full coverage on both vehicles?
 
2014-01-23 11:32:05 AM
Gotta get Bieber and Prince into a Saturday Night Smackdown.
 
2014-01-23 11:36:45 AM

Lady J: DirkTheDaring: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months

I figure he's got two years left, then he either

A) OD's and/or chokes on his own vomit,

B) Fades into obscurity Vanlla Ice style, or

C) He'll be the 2025 version of the Marky Mark --> Mark Wahlberg transformation.

he seems too much of a big girl to try any real drugs.


He's apparently a big fan of the sizzurp, so we can always hope for seizures and respiratory failure
 
2014-01-23 11:37:06 AM

d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

[pbs.twimg.com image 488x610]

She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.


i40.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-23 11:37:34 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot

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That's not Justin Beiber.

It's Miley Cyrus without enough makeup.
 
2014-01-23 11:37:58 AM

katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.


You delivered Celine Dion and Bryan Adams to our country. you farking owe us!
 
2014-01-23 11:41:51 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

[pbs.twimg.com image 488x610]

She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.

[i40.tinypic.com image 488x610]


You magnificent bastard!
 
2014-01-23 11:48:12 AM

abhorrent1: Mugshot

[pbs.twimg.com image 488x610]


he really is eminently smackable, isnt he
 
2014-01-23 11:50:08 AM

JusticeandIndependence: ristst: [i1168.photobucket.com image 529x269]

Well you can tell everybody I'm the man


Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that farkin' finger up your ass.

fark this kid, watching his self immolation has been sadly hilarious.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 11:52:02 AM
Someone just posted this on a Ricky Gervais  comment on facebook with the caption: "Justin Bieber being arrested"

scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 11:52:37 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

[pbs.twimg.com image 488x610]

She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.

[i40.tinypic.com image 488x610]


I was wrong.
 
2014-01-23 12:00:02 PM

d23: Someone just posted this on a Ricky Gervais  comment on facebook with the caption: "Justin Bieber being arrested"

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He clearly looks drunk.
 
2014-01-23 12:02:07 PM

d23: Someone just posted this on a Ricky Gervais  comment on facebook with the caption: "Justin Bieber being arrested"

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t-lay.com?
 
2014-01-23 12:02:08 PM
Its not news, its CNN.com

i31.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 12:04:08 PM
Justin is acting more like a country singer every day
 
2014-01-23 12:04:20 PM

Molavian: Bullsh*t.  Every time Dexter waits, he gets f*cked over and someone he loves dies.  This time, kill the f*cker immediately.


In this case it might be a mercy kill. Or at least have someone fake the kid's death and stick him on an island in the middle of nowhere.
 
2014-01-23 12:08:14 PM
TOT MOM!!
 
2014-01-23 12:08:46 PM

nunyadang: After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT


...but apparently not the ability.
 
2014-01-23 12:09:15 PM

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.



Ladies and Gentlemen, your next mayor of Toronto!
 
2014-01-23 12:11:23 PM
I wonder if the arrest went down a little like this.....

www.cafespa.com

Sadly - the little Prick will get the Lohan -brand of justice.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 12:13:56 PM

CoolHandLucas: Its not news, its CNN.com

[i31.photobucket.com image 800x404]


I have the CNN Android app and I keep get Justin Bieber alerts in my status bar.

Justin Bieber is never a breaking news item. None.  I got off the CNN mailing list when they sent three "Breaking News" items during the election that were nothing but the results of polls.

I am about ready to join the "remove cable from my house" bandwagon.  These cable networks and network news shows are aimed at an audience with 2nd grade intelligence.  I've had enough...
 
2014-01-23 12:19:10 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1059]

His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.


I'd split her open.
 
2014-01-23 12:21:27 PM
Here's the official page at the Correctional facility he's at: LINK
 
2014-01-23 12:22:20 PM

mistrmind: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1059]

His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.

I'd split her open.


Butterface/Visage de beure

/and I learned today that the Biebs' middle name is Drew
 
2014-01-23 12:22:30 PM

Anayalator: Everyone is missing the point. He is getting street cred for his revival as a hard core rapper.


The only "street cred" the little douchebag has comes from Sesame Street.
 
2014-01-23 12:23:16 PM

dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.


He can pay a fee and recieve some sort of a pardon, and be allowed in. I'm sure its not exactly cheap.
 
2014-01-23 12:23:36 PM
So I don't think I've heard a single person say anything positive about him or his music in years, but I'm guessing he probably made 100 million dollars anyway.
 
2014-01-23 12:27:03 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-23 12:31:02 PM

d23: I am about ready to join the "remove cable from my house" bandwagon. These cable networks and network news shows are aimed at an audience with 2nd grade intelligence. I've had enough...


I came to the conclusion a while back that I'm paying an extra $60/month for expanded HD cable with HBO for 2 shows I'm up to date on (Game of Thrones and Walking Dead). Killed it at that point. What sucks is that Netflix and Hulu don't fill the gap of shows that I trying to catch up on... A few shows on FX aren't fully stream-able (Archer only has 3 seasons on Netflix/0 on Hulu, and Always Sunny isn't too bad, having 8 seasons on Netflix). I'm trying to be legal in how I watch TV, but there aren't enough venues (or the cable networks are shiatty at having a good contract with a streaming provider). Paying nearly $800/year for a handful of shows is NOT worth it.
 
2014-01-23 12:37:38 PM
Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?
 
2014-01-23 12:39:46 PM
DUI, drugs, being Bieber?  Deport him.  My best friend's wife was deported and not allowed back into the U.S. because the moron handling her residency had a chip on her shoulder.
 
2014-01-23 12:42:15 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like I said in the redlit thread: this kid is going to Winehouse within 6 months


I disagree.  I think he will be a modern day Leif Garrett, teen heartthrob from the 70's.  He lost his money when he crippled a friend driving drunk, got a bad heroin habit and then went the reality tv route.
 
2014-01-23 12:45:07 PM

nunyadang: After his arrest, Bieber admitted to drinking, taking prescription medications and smoking pot, Miami Beach Police Chief  told the.......

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT


Yes, but the kid is a smug little bastard (did you see him smiling in the mug shot picture?) and he thinks he'll scoot along, no harm, no foul, no consequences. Because he probably will, because he's rich and famous.
 
2014-01-23 12:46:25 PM

shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

 
2014-01-23 12:56:43 PM

iron_city_ap: dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.

He can pay a fee and recieve some sort of a pardon, and be allowed in. I'm sure its not exactly cheap.


$600.00 CDN
 
2014-01-23 12:56:58 PM
Can somebody please set him up with a Porsche GT ?
 
2014-01-23 12:58:02 PM

lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


He may be Canadian, but you're the ones who made him famous.  He's your problem now.
 
2014-01-23 12:58:09 PM

RoxtarRyan: d23: I am about ready to join the "remove cable from my house" bandwagon. These cable networks and network news shows are aimed at an audience with 2nd grade intelligence. I've had enough...

I came to the conclusion a while back that I'm paying an extra $60/month for expanded HD cable with HBO for 2 shows I'm up to date on (Game of Thrones and Walking Dead). Killed it at that point. What sucks is that Netflix and Hulu don't fill the gap of shows that I trying to catch up on... A few shows on FX aren't fully stream-able (Archer only has 3 seasons on Netflix/0 on Hulu, and Always Sunny isn't too bad, having 8 seasons on Netflix). I'm trying to be legal in how I watch TV, but there aren't enough venues (or the cable networks are shiatty at having a good contract with a streaming provider). Paying nearly $800/year for a handful of shows is NOT worth it.


well, you have the internet...
bittorrent may or may not have these episodes up within 60 minutes of airtime...
just saying, although i did date a girl awhile ago that gave me her HBOgo password which still works THANK farkING GOD.
also, DVDscr season was very good for the picture of the year nominees.
 
2014-01-23 12:58:15 PM

WalMartian: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.


Aww hell no. You try and put him back here and shiats gonna get uggg-lee.
 
2014-01-23 12:58:48 PM

mistrmind: Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-23 01:00:37 PM

abhorrent1: Mugshot

[pbs.twimg.com image 488x610]

"

he sure has a purty mouth"
 
2014-01-23 01:00:49 PM

Meez: Can somebody please set him up with a Porsche GT ?


img.fark.net
you sneaky shiat.
 
2014-01-23 01:04:05 PM

Markoff_Cheney: bittorrent may or may not have these episodes up within 60 minutes of airtime...


Trying to be as legal as possible, unfortunately. Thing is, if something is not made available, does it make it ethical to illegally acquire it?
 
2014-01-23 01:09:48 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mistrmind: Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?

[img.fark.net image 657x717]


Oh! You!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-23 01:14:12 PM
scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-01-23 01:14:36 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mistrmind: Anyone gonna post more pics of Beiber's milfy mom?

[img.fark.net image 657x717]


img.fark.net
i clicked funny so hard the lmb is borked.

RoxtarRyan: Markoff_Cheney: bittorrent may or may not have these episodes up within 60 minutes of airtime...

Trying to be as legal as possible, unfortunately. Thing is, if something is not made available, does it make it ethical to illegally acquire it?


until the companies offer a proper means and method to obtaining their content without the bloated bullshiat package with 90% unwatchable shiat?  yeah, ethos be damned.
just saying, its the easiest method.  hell, i deleted my 7 seasons of always sunny [minus DVD extras, outtakes and the live performance of dayman] when it was added to notflox.
hell, the newer season of walking dead wasnt up till recently.  i was paying for netflix and torrenting season 3 and 4 episodes before they were added.  am i a thief?  probably.
 
2014-01-23 01:30:12 PM
I'm sick of this guy.
 
2014-01-23 01:34:51 PM

devildog123: AgentPothead: devildog123: The reasons these little bastards like Bieber and Lohan do this stuff is because they get to walk through with little to no consequence.  If you or I blocked a street, got busted for drag racing, while driving under the influence without a valid license, all while underage, we'd still be in jail.  This little prick gets a police escort.

No shiat sherlock. Welcome to class warfare. Maybe when somebody has the balls to do something about it something will change. Until then enjoy laws for you and laws for them.

The only thing people like you screaming about class warfare want is to be the one on top, getting to grind those nasty rich folks faces into the mud.  It's why when you look at most socialist and communist countries, the only thing that really changed for the average "little person" was who is living in the big mansions, making the rules.  I'd be more impressed with the rhetoric if it wasn't being spouted by a bunch of hypocrites.


Actually, the only thing I want is a decent and fair society. That's pretty much an impossibility, so I'll take eating the rich.
 
2014-01-23 01:38:32 PM
If you honestly think he'll do any real time other than Country Club Rehab, then I've got some oceanfront property in North Dakota to sell you, cheap.
 
2014-01-23 01:55:57 PM
There are reports that his dad was with him at the time of his arrest. Somehow, I don't think that "Son, I don't think you should do this" was part of any conversation that evening.
 
2014-01-23 02:01:47 PM

MooseOnTheLoose: There are reports that his dad was with him at the time of his arrest. Somehow, I don't think that "Son, I don't think you should do this" was part of any conversation that evening.


img.fark.net

This was his passenger. I'm guessing that's not his father.
 
2014-01-23 02:05:13 PM
What kind of drunk pussy drives a Lambo at 60 MPH and thinks it's drag racing? He's not even out of second gear at that point!

This upset me more than anything. He thinks he's hardcore or a badboy, yet only drives a Lamborghini 50-60 MPH? No, that's not even being safe, that's just being a flat out pussy.
 
2014-01-23 02:05:39 PM
You have to wait. Just....wait

I know the feeling. It's a game of give and take
 
2014-01-23 02:12:05 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MooseOnTheLoose: There are reports that his dad was with him at the time of his arrest. Somehow, I don't think that "Son, I don't think you should do this" was part of any conversation that evening.

[img.fark.net image 515x609]

This was his passenger. I'm guessing that's not his father.


Apparently his dad was in a SUV helping to block traffic from the street.
That's some fine parenting Lou.
 
2014-01-23 02:17:39 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MooseOnTheLoose: There are reports that his dad was with him at the time of his arrest. Somehow, I don't think that "Son, I don't think you should do this" was part of any conversation that evening.

[img.fark.net image 515x609]

This was his passenger. I'm guessing that's not his father.


Yet another thing I would be doing (well attempting to do) if I was 19 years old and wealthy.
 
2014-01-23 02:22:04 PM

KellyX: Hope he doesn't get shanked or raped in jail... that'd be horrible... *rolls eyes*


FTA: He is an inmate at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center. He appeared before a judge for a bond hearing and bail was set at $2,500. His red prison garb meant he was being held in isolation, according to CNN.

Too bad.
 
2014-01-23 02:23:47 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2014-01-23 02:46:29 PM

devilEther: This is his post-hook-shot-i'm-so-badass face

[img.fark.net image 528x493]


Really? It looks like his "BUT MOOOOOM I WANTED XBOX NOT PLAYSTATION" face.
 
2014-01-23 02:47:19 PM

Lord Farkwad: KellyX: Hope he doesn't get shanked or raped in jail... that'd be horrible... *rolls eyes*

FTA: He is an inmate at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center. He appeared before a judge for a bond hearing and bail was set at $2,500. His red prison garb meant he was being held in isolation, according to CNN.

Too bad.


cdn.mhpbooks.com
 
2014-01-23 02:47:31 PM
scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-01-23 02:59:10 PM
Wasn't his whole background story that his mom did a lot of drugs and got herself into trouble, then posted videos of her son singing on youtube and he became her meal ticket from the mess she made for herself?  Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

When she was 14 years old, she began experimenting with drugs, including alcohol, marijuana and LSD. She also started shoplifting. When she vandalized school property by starting a fire in a bathroom, she was suspended from school. When she was 15 years old, she began a relationship with Jeremy Bieber, which lasted for four years. She left home when she was 16, supporting herself through petty theft and drug dealing. During this time, she experienced loneliness, depression, and suicidal ideation. When she was 17 years old, she attempted suicide by throwing herself in front of a truck, which led to a stint in a mental ward.  While there, she embraced Christianity.

Apple.  Tree.
 
2014-01-23 03:05:32 PM

SlothB77: Wasn't his whole background story that his mom did a lot of drugs and got herself into trouble, then posted videos of her son singing on youtube and he became her meal ticket from the mess she made for herself?  Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

When she was 14 years old, she began experimenting with drugs, including alcohol, marijuana and LSD. She also started shoplifting. When she vandalized school property by starting a fire in a bathroom, she was suspended from school. When she was 15 years old, she began a relationship with Jeremy Bieber, which lasted for four years. She left home when she was 16, supporting herself through petty theft and drug dealing. During this time, she experienced loneliness, depression, and suicidal ideation. When she was 17 years old, she attempted suicide by throwing herself in front of a truck, which led to a stint in a mental ward.  While there, she embraced Christianity.

Apple.  Tree.


Wolfmother has nothing to do with this conversation..
 
2014-01-23 03:11:44 PM
Every time you get the chance can you please comment to the "news" organization that we would not like to see this content anymore.

Tell them that future stories on this subject will require you, the consumer, to change the channel/not click the link, etc,.

Dear Fark,

Please stop giving the Bieber stories the green light.

Thank you!

PS can we get an AW tag so we'll know what is included behind the clever headline.
 
2014-01-23 03:27:19 PM
anyone comment on the police report with Citizenship = USA?
 
2014-01-23 03:33:02 PM
On a related note, this was the best episode EVER of Between Two Ferns.
 
2014-01-23 03:57:39 PM

PluckYew: Every time you get the chance can you please comment to the "news" organization that we would not like to see this content anymore.

Tell them that future stories on this subject will require you, the consumer, to change the channel/not click the link, etc


that's exactly how it works.

no wait, not at all.

i am sure the news organizations, gossip sites etc publish an unrelenting wave of bieber stories just because they personally like him, not because those stories get them viewers/ subscribers/ clicks.
 
2014-01-23 04:15:21 PM
FTFA:  The officer said Beiber continued to resist "by pulling his right arm away as he stated, 'What the (expletive) are you doing?' " He said Bieber was finally subdued with the help of a second officer.

I would seriously have donated a week's pay to their police department if they'd tazed that little shiat and got it on video.
 
2014-01-23 04:24:42 PM
If only I didn't post this in another thread a few minutes ago...

www.piccer.nl
/Fits with his "style"
 
2014-01-23 04:27:19 PM

Keeve: ...drag racing...
Bieber was in a rented yellow Lamborghini...
The star was traveling approximately 55 to 60 miles per hour...

55 in a Lamborghini. Yeah, he's a bad-ass alright.


He got chased down driving a Ferrari by a guy in a Prius.
He ain't exactly Steve McQueen.
 
2014-01-23 04:33:32 PM

RoxtarRyan: Markoff_Cheney: bittorrent may or may not have these episodes up within 60 minutes of airtime...

Trying to be as legal as possible, unfortunately. Thing is, if something is not made available, does it make it ethical to illegally acquire it?


Maybe. But this isn't the case. You want legal, up to date HBO? fark you, pay me. For the whole farking cable package that you don't want.
 
2014-01-23 04:35:44 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.


His mom should do housewife porn. Then we could all laugh at him and say we jerked off to her.
 
2014-01-23 04:53:10 PM

alitaki: wasn't a fan of the Fast & Furious movies, but I'd be more than OK with trading Paul Walker for Justin Bieber.


i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 05:12:19 PM

katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.


Send him to Sweden, then!

i15.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-23 06:12:23 PM

d23: abhorrent1: Mugshot

[pbs.twimg.com image 488x610]

She'd be a looker if someone taught her how to do her makeup.


scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net
It's another Hannah Montana scam! YOU NEVER SEE THEM TOGETHER!

/Teach the controversy
 
2014-01-23 07:07:48 PM

iron_city_ap: dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.

He can pay a fee and recieve some sort of a pardon, and be allowed in. I'm sure its not exactly cheap.


Maybe not, but he sure is.  He loses business he really needs.
 
2014-01-23 08:01:57 PM

dionysusaur: iron_city_ap: dionysusaur: d23: shanrick: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

After he's done his stretch? I have no problem with this.

BIL not allowed into Canuckistan owing to DUI twenty-some years ago. Wonder if we have similar policy.

He can pay a fee and recieve some sort of a pardon, and be allowed in. I'm sure its not exactly cheap.

Maybe not, but he sure is.  He loses business he really needs.


Someone replied to me earlier and said it was $600 Canadian. Might be something for him to look into
 
2014-01-23 08:49:28 PM
money is good, very good
 
2014-01-23 09:05:03 PM
His cellmates will be beliebers after they experience his pooper.
 
2014-01-23 09:56:46 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1059]

His mom's got a bit of a milfy look about her. But that vag pushed out the Bieber.


http://www.nowherebutupbook.com/
she wrote a book...about parenting...PARENTING.
 
2014-01-23 10:04:38 PM

eagles95: katerbug72: lennavan: He's Canadian.  Deport him.

We don't want him back.

You delivered Celine Dion and Bryan Adams to our country. you farking owe us!


Yes, but we have the lesser Baldwin bothers up here wandering around making shiatty movies.
 
2014-01-23 10:29:09 PM
i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-01-23 10:50:20 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: What kind of drunk pussy drives a Lambo at 60 MPH and thinks it's drag racing? He's not even out of second gear at that point!

This upset me more than anything. He thinks he's hardcore or a badboy, yet only drives a Lamborghini 50-60 MPH? No, that's not even being safe, that's just being a flat out pussy.


He was stoned, too.  It probably felt like he was doing 400 MPH.  Also, it was on a surface street.
 
2014-01-24 12:33:12 AM

SubBass49: [i.kinja-img.com image 320x480]


That's freaky. Just a slight difference in one ear.....
 
2014-01-24 01:42:53 AM

KellyX: Hope he doesn't get shanked or raped in jail... that'd be horrible... *rolls eyes*

Rich people don't get shanked, raped, or even rude comments made at them in jail. A large man on their first day of incarceration will approach them and offer a choice of protection services which may be paid for by regular deposits into an account on the outside. This being done, anyone who even makes a rude remark about his butt let alone actually touching it will find themselves short of several teeth if not actually requiring repairs to their jaw.
 
2014-01-24 03:43:20 PM

Dwight_Yeast: He was stoned, too. It probably felt like he was doing 400 MPH. Also, it was on a surface street.


Woah. Underground racing has a whole new meaning now. Woah.
 
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